What do you hope to accomplish in the next year?

This is the final post of this year, so you'll have plenty of time to think of an answer to that question and write that down in the comments.

Remember: don't drink and drive and realize you have to be careful with fireworks, especially when you're drunk!

When the separated parents of a five-year old Italian boy could not agree whose house he should stay at over Christmas, a judge settled the dispute by tossing a coin, an Italian newspaper has reported.

The squabbling couple took their argument to a family disputes court a few days before Christmas and were surprised when the judge, who said there was not enough time to convene the tribunal, tossed a coin for "heads or tails".

British soldiers training for Iraq are saying "bang bang" instead of firing their grenade launchers because the Ministry of Defence did not buy enough, defence sources said yesterday.

The MoD did not have the money to order sufficient Under-Barrel Grenade Launchers for the SA80 rifle, so all those available have had to be sent to Iraq.

Catch a wave on our gigantic 30 foot tall Tsunami slide! As part of our new exclusive Survivor Series, the Tsunami Slide features two separate rolling slides to maximize throughput at your event. Great for large events as well as beach-themed and Survivor-themed events!

Do you like to play chess? I bet you do when you see our chessboard.

Why is there an organization that is anti-Oprah? I thought that Oprah did nothing but good things.

Many individuals ask that question when hearing about the goal of the Anti-Oprah Association. Unfortunately, the answer to that question is not a simple one. To seek the truth, learn all about Oprah's secret life. Then learn what you can do to fight back.

Where did the idea for this organization come from?

QuickQuote:
"I see no difference between myself and a junkie." - Oprah Winfrey

Thanks Urban Cowboy

A fire swept through a crowded Buenos Aires nightclub during a rock concert, killing at least 174 people and injuring more than 410 as young concert-goers scrambled for the exits, officials said Friday.

The blaze broke out late Thursday and the building in the Argentine capital quickly filled with smoke, setting off a stampede for the emergency exits, witnesses said. Television images showed the bodies of youngsters curled up on the sidewalk as bystanders and shirtless teenagers carried people out of the smoldering building.

Jessica Simpson's father Joe made the singer promise to stay a virgin until she married, during a ceremony when she was twelve.

Simpson sr, who doubles as Jessica's manager, handed the 24-year-old a promise ring and vowed to be the only man in her life until she married.

Wild Thing, you make my heart sing, you make everything.....wild thing.

Authorities are investigating a mysterious laser beam that was directed into the cockpit of a commercial jet traveling at more than 8,500 feet.

The beam appeared Monday when the plane was about 15 miles from Cleveland Hopkins International Airport, the FBI said.

"It was in there for several seconds like (the plane) was being tracked," FBI agent Robert Hawk said.

Do you have a favorite coffin you would like to be burried in?

If I have to choose I think I will go for the Kiss Kasket. You can use that one as a refrigerator while you're still alive....

What should you do in the year 2005 to improve your sex life even more. Learn all about it at the Top 10 New Year's Sex Resolutions.

The Number 1 single was:
Simon & Garfunkel - "Bridge Over Troubled Water"

The Number 1 album was:
Simon & Garfunkel - "Bridge Over Troubled Water"

Those were on the top spots in the charts on the day that I was born. What were the number ones on the day you were born?

A 23-year-old British driver turned himself in to police after finding a severed foot wedged in his bumper of his Volvo.

Prosecutors said Peter Dearing drove two miles with the body part of biker Richard Sholl and allegedly called police after he made the grisly find and realized his license plate had been detached, reported the Sun Monday.

But why do they show a picture of a Mercedes?

I think I haven't yet posted anything on the tsunami that hit Asia last Sunday, but I want to show you something that really displays some of the powers that were there on December 26th.

It's an old one, but you'll like it anyway to see Christina Aguilera in motion.

New Born Baby Dolls, Preemie dolls, Micropreemie dolls all life size portraits of real babies originally hand sculpted by one pro-life artist.
"Love a Preemie and your opinion of when life begins will change forever."~the artist

In the spirit of a growing trend in clothing-free vacations, Forbes.com takes a look at some of the best topless beaches in the world.

Why topless and not nude? Call us old-fashioned, but we tend to favor topless beaches rather than nude ones. Nearly all European beaches are topless, and sunbathers there have a blasé attitude towards nudity, which means no gawking or cameras.

Interesting for Americans I guess, but here in Europe we are used to topless beachess...

what's the story that made this scene possible.................

Here's a perfect example of two people who are madly in love and when they walked in a park they just didn't care if anybody else took notice of their love for each other. That's why I call it Sex and the Park.

So what do you do when the gift you got from Santa this Christmas wasn't quite what you expected it to be? Right, you make sure you get back at Santa.

This project was a collaboration with Angelo, an incarcerated artist. He illustrated many incredible inventions made by prisoners to fill needs that the restrictive environment of the prison tries to supress. The inventions cover everything from homemade sex dolls, condoms, salt and peper shakers to chess sets. We collaborated on this project with Angelo for over two years.

A man angry that he got no presents for Christmas burned down his parents' house early the next morning, police said.

Steven Murray, 21, was charged with arson and risking a catastrophe in the blaze that broke out early Sunday. No one was injured.

The Chinese calendar might suggest otherwise, but 2004 was the Year of the Boob — from Britney Spears' quickie Vegas wedding, to Janet Jackson's now-legendary Super Bowl striptease, to the owners of the $28,000 grilled cheese sandwich, boobs were everywhere in 2004.

Here's a rundowns of the Top 10 Wolf Files from 2004.

I'm not sure if she is just what she says she is. You decide for yourself is Dee is as Pure as Dee says she is.

Thanks Xax

At E-Blogx I found this really great thing, if you're into that stuff at least, it's Lego Pulp Fiction.

A State Liquor Authority employee is being paid $82,789 a year to sit in an office and do nothing all day, so she passes the time by reading books and daydreaming, it was revealed yesterday.

Patricia Freund, a career state worker who says she was once one of the highest-ranking women at the SLA, also said she spends more time speaking to the janitor at her Albany office complex then she does speaking to one of her bosses.

"I don't think I've done more then two days work in three years," Freund told The Post.

Now that's a lot of money for nothing, but why sue....?

A gang tried to smuggle two million cigarettes through an airport on Christmas Day.

They had stuffed the haul into 146 suitcases after buying cheap tobacco in Tenerife where cigarettes cost as little as £6 for 200.

But Customs officers learned of the plan which could have netted the gang £300,000. They intercepted the haul when the flight landed at Newcastle at 1am Christmas Day.

The gang abandoned their suitcases when they realised a Customs operation was taking place and no one was arrested at the airport. Officers believe the number of people from the gang on the flight could be in double figures.

She still speaks with an accent from a week in San Tropez
She makes love on her brass bed 'cause her parents are still away
Well you oughtta see her, countin' the stars in her eyes
You'd never believe her, she's got a well-planned coverless smile

She's so European, she's one of a kind, all in her mind
She's so European, she's one of a kind, all in her mind
And she's so European, she told me today

Professional beggars prowling about the streets of Moroccan cities with "rented" and drugged children to attract charity may have their days numbered.

The government plans to crack down on the scam used by faux beggars in growing numbers for a kind of "emotional blackmail," a cabinet minister was quoted Tuesday as saying.

Czech supermodel Petra Nemcova, who appeared on the cover of 2003 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, was injured and her photographer boyfriend is missing after the pair were caught up in the Asian tsunami disaster, a spokeswoman for the boyfriend said Tuesday.

Nemcova and British photographer Simon Atlee had been vacationing in the resort of Phuket when the waves swept over them on Sunday, said Atlee's agent, Eve Stoner.

Houdini! Research, read and learn about the most famous magician in history. Find out about Houdini's life, discover what is fact and what is (surprisingly) fiction, brush up on Houdini trivia. View rare photos of this master magician, hear Houdini's voice, even watch him perform!

A Lafayette, Colo., man who claimed his Christmas lights could be controlled by Web visitors from all over the world admitted Monday that it was all a big hoax.

Alek Komarnitsky claimed that his 17,000 Christmas lights on his home were connected to his computer through a well-known computer device controller and said that he had written computer code that allowed Internet visitors to activate the various zones of the lights around his home when they visited his Web site Komar.org.

Bryan Berg broke the Guinness World Record for card structures in 1992 at the age of seventeen with a tower fourteen feet, six inches tall. His latest record-holding structure is more than twenty-five feet tall. Touring regularly, Berg has stacked cards in virtually every major U.S. city and in Japan, Denmark, and Germany.

Whats really hood. This is Johnny Crack, shit your about to hear is rated R for raw. Viewer discretion is strongly advised for you punk mark ass bitches. I can tell yall homo rappers aint actually freestylin. Make sure u cop my cd. Holla at me in the message board. One

Finding a decent pub on a Saturday night can be bloody hard work. This inflatable tavern makes it easy: All you need is a flat surface and two small fans. In six minutes, you'll have a full-blown, 760-square-foot structure that accommodates a fully stocked bar and 30 people.

When Louise Lombard landed a role as the new crime-scene investigator on "CSI," a producer suggested she prepare by visiting a morgue.

"I turned to her and said, 'That's where the acting comes in,' " Lombard said. "There's no way I'm going to see a corpse just in the name of research. I'm dedicated, but not THAT dedicated."

On "CSI" Lombard plays a crime scene investigator demoted to work on the graveyard shift with star William Petersen.

It was December 19th 2004 and a lot of people gathered together to have a look at the latest fashion in lingerie. And of course the women showing the merchandise. Lucky for us someone brought his camera along.

Victoria University professor wants randy mountaineers to stop having sex at Mount Everest's base camp.

Professor Ralph Pettman is starting an international protest movement to raise awareness of the cultural insensitivity of amorous mountain tourists.

Base camp sex has long upset Sherpas, for whom the mountain is a sacred place.

When eight people were killed in an Everest blizzard in 1996, Sherpas claimed the sexual activities of a New York socialite before the climb had brought bad luck to the climbers.

A man who drank himself into a coma and lay near death in a hospital bed suddenly woke up after hearing that his boss had commanded, "Get your ass back to work!"
Bill DiPasquale's miracle recovery stunned his family and friends, who were positive he was a goner.

In November, after DiPasquale was dismissed from his waiter's job at Abe & Louie's steakhouse in Boston because of a booze problem, he locked himself in his Revere, Mass., home and drank himself unconscious.

Relatives found him near death on Dec. 2 and took him to Massachusetts General Hospital, where he was put on life support. But with hope fading, his family last week decided to pull the plug..........

Stars are showing 59 percent of their naked bodies, more skin than ever, as they step out at premieres, according to Ananova.com.

Researchers from an Odeon survey have scanned through the years to see how much nudity has been on show over the decades. In 1994 — the year that Liz Hurley famously upped the ante in a safety pin Versace creation at the opening of 'Four Weddings and a Funeral' — the average bare skin quota was just 39 percent. Hurley's flesh flash amounted to about triple that. Since the 1950s, the most prudish decade was, interestingly, the 70s when stars like Carrie Fisher and Goldie Hawn showed just 7 percent of their bods.

Home and business owners in this northwest Iowa town of 650 people were a little shocked at the Christmas gift they got from retired farmer Richard Hamann and his wife, Donna.

The Hamanns doled out $25,000 to pay the town's electricity bills - all due on Dec. 25.

Hamann, 75, sees the gift as returning a good deed.

"The Lord has been very good to us and so have the people of this community, so I always thought we ought to be doing something in return if we could," he said Monday.

Do you think girls with a piercing in their tongue kissing other girls is sexy? You probably do, but have you ever thought about what it is to actually have your tongue pierced?

Unusually rainy weather in the Gulf Arab city of Dubai has caused more than 500 traffic accidents over the past 24 hours, police said Monday.

The state-run WAM news agency quoted Dubai police officials saying that two people were killed during the havoc the light to moderate rain caused on Dubai's roads.

"Most of the accidents were caused because people are not accustomed to driving in the rain," a police official told WAM. "We urge people to be more cautious."

Led Zeppelin's Stairway To Heaven has been voted the best rock song of all time by listeners to digital radio station Planet Rock.
The 1971 track took more than 70% of the vote in the poll, conducted on the station's website.

Freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd, Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody, Smoke on the Water by Deep Purple and Black Sabbath's Paranoid completed the top five.

In either a gargantuan slip of the tongue or a momentous gaffe departing from the Bush Administration-approved timeline, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld told troops in Iraq that the Sept. 11 flight over Pennsylvania was "shot down", Raw Story has discovered.

The quote was found in CNN's transcript of a video of the Secretary's visit to Camp Victory in Baghdad. The audio is available from National Public Radio

Rumsfeld appears to suggest that terrorists shot down Flight 93, the flight immortalized with the possibly inaccurate “let’s roll” tale in which passengers struggled to retake the plane, driving it into the ground.

Others, however, who have long taken issue with the events as reported, believe the United States shot down the airliner. No doubt Rumsfeld's remarks will fuel a new controversy among those who find serious flaws in the historical timeline.

A French climber who calls himself "Spiderman" has edged his way to the top of the world's new tallest building, Taipei 101 in Taiwan.
Heavy rain meant Alain Robert took four hours to climb the 508m (1,667-foot) tower, almost double his estimate.

Mr Robert, 42, has previously scaled the Eiffel Tower and around 30 of the world's tallest buildings.

Taipei 101, due to open on New Year's Eve, is 56m taller than Kuala Lumpur's Petronas Tower, the previous highest.

The BBC is devoting a part of their webspace to educating teens. Here they are explaining girls about those funny flaps.

Wow. In 1998 we started this business to sell items that are embarrassing to buy in public. This definitely qualifies.

Here is what the box says: One of my secrets is now revealed...How I get those awesome bikini line designs. After much research, trial and error, I've created my own personal Hot Trimmer and I know that you will love it as much as I do. It's easy to use, compact for travel, comes with its own little pouch and includes 10 of my favorite designs. Best of all, it's totally portable. No plug is necessary. So...Why not create a little flair down there? Only you'll know, unless you decide to share.

How to seduce your stepmother this holiday season, that is what Operation S.M.I.L.F. is all bout.

Join us this holiday season for 10 days of wanking for peace. Each day we will masturbate in a special way, symbolizing one aspect of our peace movement.

An ex-husband of Jennifer Lopez is taking her to court.

Ojani Noa's lawsuit claims he was wrongly fired as the manager of her restaurant in Pasadena, Calif. Noa -- a waiter who married Lopez in 1997 -- filed the suit in Los Angeles.

They met at a restaurant in Miami where he worked and were married for about a year.

Just in time for Christmas, Snaphappy Fishsuit Mokiligon got a gift from the state Court of Appeals: a name change. The Albuquerque resident's new name will be Variable.

The appeals court ruled this week that a state district judge in Bernalillo County didn't provide sufficient reason for denying Mokiligon's name change application.

Hello, My name is Tom Miller. As a respected performance artist, musician, painter, comedian, UFO expert, writer, poet, and amateur politician, I need quite a bit of money to continue my work.

One of the most important art projects which I've been working on all my life, is to find a very rich person who's willing to give me ONE MILLION DOLLARS free and clear in exchange for absolutely nothing. I call this performance art piece, "PLEASE MAY I HAVE ONE MILLION DOLLARS?"

In many countries, including mine, chocolate is considered an aphrodisiac.

It's a special time of year, a time for giving and sharing. Giving your friends a hard time and sharing it with the world, that is.

The Heineken Holiday Headline Hoax is deviously simple. You choose a fake headline about your friend. We trick them into thinking the story is on the frontpage of FHM's website. Your friend freaks out and you both have a great laugh. The end.

Do you think you have a great job? Think again after you've seen an F-18 pilot's job.....

Redhead actress Lindsay Lohan has expressed her horror at reports she considered gracing the pages of men's magazine Playboy.

While the 18-year-old Freahy Friday star admits she was approached by the adult publication, she insists it was never to do a nude spread.

She explains, "I'm not doing Playboy, no. Never. They contacted my publicist and they asked if I would do their 20 questions spread, which is not a nude photo that they do with it. It's a regular photo.

First we have Christmas, but when those days are gone I am going to see this great band called Beautiful Flesh Wound Blue. Want to join me for an evening of pure rock?

This is NOT an art project. No vision, no interpretations, no artistic contributions or ambiguities. This is simply a faithful rendering of the decorations of the Moscow metro, through some 450 photos and 27 panoramas.

A British tabloid newspaper has reported staff at the British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) have been given instructions on how to walk through a door.

British paper The Sun, reported that workers at the global broadcaster's offices in Birmingham in central England had been issued with a memo advising them on how to get through a revolving door.

Don't you think this is a better view than the Christmas tree at home?

A group of French teenagers have mugged Father Christmas, attempting to steal his sack of presents.
The man dressed as Santa Claus was handing out sweets in the southern town of Ales when things turned nasty.

One of the teenagers demanded extra sweets and, when the red-cloaked Santa refused, he and his friends started kicking and pummelling the man.

Based on billions of searches conducted by Google users around the world, the 2004 Year-End Zeitgeist offers a unique perspective on the year's major events and trends. We hope you enjoy this aggregate look at what people wanted to know more about this year.

'Twas the week before Christmas, and chaos did reign. The kiddies were squabbling. Oh, what a pain! Their language was shocking, their demeanor obscene. But to correct them was useless, you know what I mean?

So to the computer, Dad sprinted so spry. "There's going to be order, or you'll regret it," he cried. Then typing and clicking like wee, tiny elves, he summoned up eBay, determined to sell.

Enough with the poetry.

It's already the day before Christmas, so you probably can guess where he is now, but in case you want to know how close Santa is to your house, you can use the Santa Tracker.

Thanks John

A woman who apparently attempted suicide by setting her Christmas tree on fire was rescued Monday by a game warden and forest ranger who broke into her Corbett Road home, grabbed her from her bed and threw her out a first-floor window to safety. Forest Ranger Peter Pelletier and Game Warden Paul Farrington were hailed as heroes for getting the woman out of the bedroom despite their lack of training in house fire rescues.


"The forest ranger and the game warden did a great job. They saved her life," Lee Fire Chief Jay Crocker said. "They are both very knowledgeable people, but it's not their everyday thing."

Madonna has been named the worst rock star actor of all time.

The sexy singer topped a poll, conducted by music magazine Blender, to find fans least favourite musicians-turned-actors.

Madonna beat off competition from a host of stars including Bob Dylan, Mariah Carey, and rock 'n' roll legend Elvis Presley, who all finished second, third and fifth respectively.

I think you will like Alexandra Andersson, she's from Sweden you know... Yes I like the Swedish chef too.

Zlatan is as fast with his mouth as with his feet. It has become a trademark of Zlatan to throw one liners at journalists, and they love it. Below on this page you can also find quotes on what others have said about Zlatan. These quotes have been gathered by Zlatan.net.

Rolling Stone magazine has published their view of the best videos of 2004. Let me tell you this, Rolling Stone has lost it......that number one.....

I'm so sorry I gave it all away with the title, not, but who do you think is going to win the slam dunk contest?

This experiment attempts to convert the first 10,000 digits of pi into a musical sequence.

Select ten notes and your corresponding selection translates into an integer. The first note you select will equal "1", the second will equal "2", and so on. As your computer cycles through the digits of pi, the corresponding note will "play".

You may very well remember these, you may very well have owned one of these, you may very well wished to have owned one of these toys from the 70's.

A man died and five people were seriously hurt after a knifeman went on the rampage in north London.

Police say the attacks, carried out by a man in a red car, took place over a period of an hour within a six mile area of Edmonton and Haringey.

The knifeman drove between the locations before springing out of the vehicle to attack random victims.

Eager to promote her career as a Hollywood actress, Laurie Coleman, wife of Republican Sen. Norm Coleman of Minnesota, has authorized our exclusive publication of photos that show her in glamorous, provocative poses -- just in time for next week's Republican National Convention, where her husband, coincidentally, is among the operatives striving to add sizzle and star power to President Bush's coronation.

Poor Luser!

Sometimes you meet women in bars and you just cannot tell what they're after. Do they want the contents of your wallet, do they want to have a cosy time at that bar or are they after wild sex, possibly not with you.
Here's another example, is this girl out for sex or just hungry?

It is more than two years ago, so now I can openly talk about it without embarrassing myself. In January of 2002 I applied for the job of Web Producer at the BBC. I really thought it would be a job that was made only for me.

I wrote them a letter saying how much I liked the job and all the opportunities that came with it. I wrote them about all my previous jobs and all the skills I had mastered over the years. And guess what? The stupid bitch at their personnel department didn't even want to see me for an interview! All I got was this rejection letter!

Gum is cool! I seldom touch the stuff myself nowadays, but we all know that chewing gum is among the most laughter-inducing substances ever invented. There is so much mischief you can do with a gooey wad of gum that the mind boggles in a horizontal direction.

This page is designed for my most comical, wacky, and sometimes downright tragic stories that involve gum. Destroy! I mean, enjoy!

Alarmed by glimpses of sweaty citizens in the buff, the city council in the southeastern city of Villahermosa has adopted a law banning indoor nudity, officials confirmed on Wednesday.

The regulation, which takes effect on Jan. 1, calls for as much as 36 hours in jail or a fine of $121 for offenders in the Tabasco state capital, 410 miles east of Mexico City.

"We are talking about zero tolerance ... for a lack of morality,'' said city councilwoman Blanca Estela Pulido of the Revolutionary Institutional Party, which governs the state and city.

Mmmmm, I can't even think of a funny answer to this....

Hey guys, do you think you can toss me up?
Why not? Come over here
But I want it to be a special toss!
No problem, let's do it!
You let me go on three, right?
Sure, here we go, one, two, three

It's a good thing that Jenny McCarthy decided to take her clothes off for Playboy once again. Here are the pictures from the January issue of 2005. Does she still do it for you?

Think about the best party you've ever been to, wouldn't it have been better if there was a midget there? Another boring day at the office, why not have one of our little people go down and bring some life in there!

State legislators banned the sale of shoe glue in Rio de Janeiro because too many people were sniffing it in the crime-ridden Brazilian city.

Street children often can be seen sniffing glue from plastic bottles in Brazil's tourist mecca, where authorities are fighting a wave of muggings by youth gangs.

"Shoe glue serves a good purpose when used by shoemakers, but it also is an extremely strong narcotic and its free sale contributes to the moral degradation of youths and boosts crime levels," the bill's author, Paulo Melo, said Wednesday.

The FIFA have added a new country allowed to play in the preliminaries for the World Cup in Germany in 2006. India is the country and they think they can have a shot at the title. I think not.

I just got back from planet Amazon where I spent a month on a work visa. When it comes to changing light bulbs and setting VCR clocks, the whole planet is remarkably short-handed. Like all visitors to the illustrious planet, I partook heavily of the indigenous beaver, and I've got to tell you, that crack ain't all it's cracked up to be.

Fears that German beer would be banned at the 2006 World Cup finals disappeared on Tuesday when the American company holding stadium beverage rights agreed that German beer could be sold to fans.

A spokesman for the 2006 World Cup organising committee said Anheuser-Busch, which paid $40 million as one of the tournament's 15 sponsors, reached a deal with Bitburger allowing the German brewer to sell its beer in the 12 World Cup venues.

In return, Bitburger will drop its long legal battle against Anheuser-Busch advertising its top "Bud" brand across Germany on grounds consumers might confuse it with its own "Bit" brand.

Nothing says Happy Holidays like a photo of sweet little toddlers screaming at Santa. The first 25 photos in this gallery are from the Chicago Tribune's "Scared of Santa" contest in 2003. All the rest of the photos were submitted by SouthFlorida.com readers this year. Enjoy!

Not so long ago I showed you some previews of the sex homevideo by Chyna. You may very well have been offended by those pics. But for those of you who like some sort of horror sex I have found the complete video of Chyna and X-Pac.

That one is only for the true daredevils among you.

It's totally useless. It really is, but it offers you the chance to act a little like you're Luke Skywalker.

I love my uncle Jon. Sometimes he is really demented, then a couple of days ago he just uninterested me... I asked for his support watching a TV show about homosexuality in today's cut-throat corporate world, and then he screamed:

"Wow! Don't tell me you're into today's cut-throat corporate world too!"

At first I interrupted "DAMN!" but later I just suddenly got this dangerous look in my eyes. After all, he *is* my uncle and he should know better...

Link of the day: Birth-Year Quiz | Randomly generated by Flooble Instant Blog Post Generator

It's Close To Midnight And Something Evil's Lurking In The Dark
Under The Moonlight You See A Sight That Almost Stops Your Heart
You Try To Scream But Terror Takes The Sound Before You Make It
You Start To Freeze As Horror Looks You Right Between The Eyes,
You're Paralyzed

'Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night

A teenager is suing her school district for barring her from the prom last spring because she was wearing a dress styled as a large Confederate battle flag.

The lawsuit filed Monday in U.S. District Court claims the Greenup County district and administrators violated Jacqueline Duty's First Amendment right to free speech and her right to celebrate her heritage at predominantly white Russell High School's prom May 1. She also is suing for defamation, false imprisonment and assault.

Is she the real Daisy Duke?

If you need a parcel to be delivered quickly there are several carriers that you can choose from.
Would I choose DHL? No
Would I choose Fedex? No
Would I choose UPS? Hell yeah!
It's a chance for you to have your parcel delivered by the original UPS Girl.

It's a tale of mere existence that we call jealousy.

Via Xax.

Let's try a little experiment, right now. Don't click on this link. It has a naked woman in it. Two naked women, in fact. One of them is stunning web pornstress Luba Shumeyko...

Do you wonder what the future will bring for you. I can show you now, at the end of 2004. Yes, i can show you the face of tomorrow.

Over here in the Netherlands there are lots of talks about a foul by Rachid Bouaouzan to Niels Kokmeijer in the football match between Go Ahead Eagles and Sparta. The player from Sparta is suspended for 10 matches and people are having two opinions on this foul. On one hand they think that fouls are part of the game and are a calculated risk you knew before you started playing football. On the other hand people say the offender should be suspended for life.

It's a gruesome video, so you decide if you want to watch it yourself and make up your own opinion.

Video via Jaggle.

Over the course of the years, many odd and intriguing stories regarding famous films have popped up. Some are laughable, some are tragic, all have been accepted by many people as being correct, and none of them have a shred of truth in them. From D.W. Griffith's heroic Klansmen to Jerry Lewis' concentration camp clown, there have been too many urban legends roaming the cinema world. Let's turn on the lights, open the windows, and see these legends for what they really are.

Honestly, I don't know what's wrong with me. I think I'm under a lot of stress lately...
The ultimate realistic limp penis comes without the excuses, but feels just as realistic as the real thing. Whether you dance with it, play with it, pack it, or just need a good paperweight, contrary to any experiences you may have had, the uses for Mr. Limpy are limitless. Comes in Pink, Mocha, Chocolate and Lavender.

Thanks Yaikz!

I knew this long before, Grandaman knew it as well, but some dumb kids didn't know you really have to lock your door in your dorm.

In Tokyo everyone is invited this year to celebrate Christmas. They will al share one giant sushi.

It was a year of weddings, stripteases and hype that didn't amount to anything ... here's a look at the entertainment busts of 2004.

Brotherly love was put to the test this week after two 18-year-old identical twins swapped their clothing and traded places so that one could escape jail.

But prison and police officials were not impressed by the gesture when one of the brothers, serving a 10-month sentence for assault and robbery, walked out to freedom.

The inmate walked out of the Kronoberg Jail, which is located in the same building that houses the headquarters for Stockholm's police department, undetected on Monday after a visit by his twin brother. advertisement

They probably just wanted to spend Chritmas together. I only wonder where they will spend it together....

God bless the internet. Where else could you find pictures of hot chicks doing yoga...in the nude! I wish I could take credit for these awesome shots, but that accolade goes to Grant Stoddard

If you thought karaoke made a racket down at your local boozer then you ain't seen nothing yet. Starring in a blue movie may be a fantasy too far for most couples too shy to strip off for the cameras.

But a new craze called Pornaoke - where punters provide the saucy soundtrack to saucy clips - is proving a massive hit.

This is a topic that often comes up during conversations between both men and women, and that often gets a resounding "Yes!" for an answer.

But, I thought that there was probably more to this than most people think, so I decided to gather a panel of four women in order to get to the bottom of this issue.

The view is hard to beat, the atmosphere can be, well, heavenly, and the coffee isn't bad either. St Peter's Basilica now has its own rooftop coffee bar.

The bar on the roof of Christendom's largest church opened several months ago without fanfare but even many Vatican officials and employees did not know about it until Monday when an Italian paper splashed the "discovery" on its front page.

My Pole Dance School.

Some guy is even selling appropriate T Shirts
Trainee Lap Dancer

Trainee Pole Dancer

Lithuanian border guards have discovered a three-kilometre-long hose that was being used to smuggle vodka from Belarus.

The plastic hose, which started just across the border with Belarus, was buried between two and 10 centimetres beneath the ground. It ran beneath several roads, along a riverbed and ended in the backyard of a private house on the Lithuanian side of the border in Eisiskes.

The State Border Guard said today its officers searched several other houses, but no arrests were made. It's the fourth such pipeline discovered since 2002 and the longest.

Santa was out shopping but he decided he could buy himself a present as well. Now would could that be?

Roads? Where we're going we don't need....roads.

He has a big house, he has a lot of glass to build himself an aquarium and what's most important, he has lots of fish. Then he decided to build the fish highway.

Paris Hilton claims she's "too lazy" to have sex and would rather just kiss.

The 23-year-old hotel heiress tells Rolling Stone magazine: "I'm not a sexual person, really.
"I don't really care about sex. If I'm in a relationship, we don't even do anything, really. We just watch TV. I'm too lazy. I'd rather kiss."

So that's why she made those homevideos. Whenever her boyfirend wants to have a go at it with her, she pulls the tape from under her bed and puts it on for him while saying "this should do the trick, I'm too lazy..."

Can anyone tell me why people want to carry their bed up a hill, climb on it and roll the bed down the hill again? Maybe they'll win a big prize, probably not.

Eric Idle's latest project, his long-awaited Monty Python musical, Spamalot, has singing cows, a killer rabbit, a legless knight, flatulent Frenchmen and young women demanding spankings.

It is, he admits, "lovingly ripped off" from the film Monty Python and the Holy Grail, which cost just £400,000 to make in 1975. The stage production is epic in scale, with direction by Mike Nichols, who won an Oscar for The Graduate.

A few columns ago, I mentioned my longing for a Treo 650. It's a cell phone, yes, but it's also a camera, an MP3 player, a phone book, an organizer. You can browse the web, check your e-mail, chat over IM, create spreadsheets and edit Microsoft Word documents, all from a device that fits in a shirt pocket.

With all of the business functions covered, I suppose it's no surprise that the next big thing in cell phones is to turn them into sex toys. In fact, one of the Wired News editors says it was a natural progression, considering everything else you can do with the dang things. (When I put him on the spot with "Would you buy one?" he responded, suavely, "I prefer specialized devices. I'm not an all-in-one kind of guy.")

Thanks Baker Bob

When you're out shopping for a new baseball bat, what is most important to you besides the price? Right, how hard can you hit the ball with it. And there's only one way to find out.

A cruel teacher told Page 3 Idol winner Keeley she would never make it as a Sun model — because her breasts were not big enough.

What does it take to become the world's greatest lover? You have to make sure you surprise your girlfriend when she's really hot.

Welcome to IrresponsibleFrogUse.co.uk a site dedicated to a ten minute film created for my art degree. The short revolves around a not-so-wicked witch "Greta", who gets a job as a traffic warden to try and uphold her old fashioned evil values. These days it seems that turning milk sour is just not enough for a witch to make a living! I worked on this animation singlehandedly for well over a year.

More than 80 percent of Dutch children aged between nine and 15 say they have tried alcohol and on average start drinking at the age of 12, according to a survey.

The teen Web site Kaboem (www.kaboem.nl) said Monday a survey of 2,500 young people found nearly 40 percent had their first alcoholic beverage with a parent.

Some 68 percent of Dutch 15-year-olds admitted drinking alcohol often and a third of respondents said that when they drink they have enough to get drunk

Car drivers in South Africa are being offered a new method of preventing hijacking.

A blaster, flame-thrower operated by a foot pedal inside the car, blasts a jet of fire at a would-be hijacker.

A person confronted by an armed hijacker simply presses a pedal and the "blaster" ignites gas that shoots from the under-side of the car.

Doctors say the device is lethal - but the police have confirmed it is perfectly legal.

If you happen to receive an invitation to a big awards show, you probably want to dress to impress. I wonder if that is what Jodie Marsh thought too.

What term would really suit her?

It's time to meet the people who really work for Homeland Security. Do they scare you?

A Duluth hockey arena was destroyed and at least two people suffered minor injuries Sunday night after a Zamboni ice-resurfacing machine exploded during a broomball game, starting a major fire and sending players and spectators fleeing.

"It looked like the Zamboni doors flew off onto the ice," a player told KDLH-TV in Duluth, referring to the doors of the enclosure in which the Zamboni sat while waiting to go on to the ice.

Hobo scutting

I believe in miracles
Where you from
You sexy thing
I believe in miracles
Since you came along
You sexy thing

And Elvis saw them berating the poor recording artist, whose music was terrible and lyrics insipid, and Lo, the King said unto the mob:
`Let him who is without bad singles cast the first rhinestone.'
And the mob turned down their eyes, each considering his own Don't Worry Be Happy or Man in the Mirror, and shuffled off.
`Thank you,' said Elvis. `Thank you very much.'

People who practice it always say that it is one of the toughest sports in the world. To create our own opinion rather than go by someone elses, I would like to take an indepth look at ballet.

Up to 2,000 men and women are being robbed each year after having their drinks or food spiked with powerful sedatives, The Observer can reveal. According to one expert, drug-assisted robbery is now a much bigger problem than drug-assisted rape.

The figures come just days after 37-year-old Selina Hakki was found guilty of using Rohypnol to drug wealthy men and rob them of their clothes and accessories.

Whatever happened to Good Ol' Charlie Brown?

When, and more importantly how, did the gentle, reassuring moral warmth projected by Charles M. Schulz's "Peanuts" cartoon strip lose its wide, hopeful humanistic appeal, and give way to the lurid and grotesque imagery now en vogue in Hollywood?

It has inspired more than 1,000 movies and after the bible it's the biggest selling book of all time. But does Bram Stoker's gothic novel Dracula owe more of its inspiration to Ireland than to Transylvania?

Was Count Dracula really a bloodsucking Irish landlord who preyed on his19th century tenants? And were the undead and the gaunt haunted figures that fill the pages of Stoker's famous book straight out of Ireland's Great Famine?

For centuries in Spain, heading home mid-afternoon for lunch and a snooze was regarded as something of a national right.

Long days at work and late nights with friends have always been common here.

Spaniards used to take a siesta to make it all more manageable.

But the country's corporate culture now spurns the idea of daytime dozing as being unproductive, and the siesta is fast becoming an endangered institution.

Yes, it had to happen some time, I have received my first very own fansign from Mai over at Girlfriends4u.

Wake up,
got another day to get.
Through now,
got another man to see.
Gotta call him on the telephone, way-o.
Gotta find a piece of paper.
Sit down, got another letter to write.
Think hard,
gotta get a letter just right.
Little ringing on the telephone, wo no.
Gotta write another letter.

No such thing as tomorrow.
All we want...
(two three go!)
Got the time tick, tick, tickin' in my head.
Time!

Thanks Anne Jan

I'll be honest with ya, there aren't too many Christmas albums that I ever liked. Aside from the Peanuts Christmas songs and hearing an extremely young and talented Michael Jackson and the Jackson Five perform "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)", most other tunes were about as pleasurable to listen to as an earwig digging slowly into your head. That being said, there is one album that puts them all to shame. One album so bad that it even makes every high-pitched Celine Dion song sound like sweet holiday bliss. The album I speak of?

"Christmas In The Stars"

When you were a kid you probably did not want to too much work around the house. You didn't want to do the dishes, fold the laundry and take out the trash, but what about vacuum cleaning?

You probably don't know the lyrics to this song. And I couldn't find them on the interwebnet, but that's no problem. It's probably the funniest thing I have seen on the web this year. And that says a lot, believe me. Here's Numanuma.

The year is at an end and it's time to unveil About's partly-scientific, partly-subjective roundup of the Top 10 Net Hoaxes and Urban Legends of 2004. Contenders were ranked according to reader interest and longevity as measured by volume of email submissions, page views and search queries throughout the year.

I don’t know if this guy was sick, nervous or both but I think it is safe to say he blew his big shot to promote his film. I would imagine he was just a little bit embarrassed.

As any man who has spent time in the trenches will tell you, the female orgasm is an elusive thing. Like Bigfoot and quality television, we know it’s out there; we just don’t actually come into contact with the real thing all that often. For, while the clitoris is clearly built for bliss, understanding female sexuality is as complicated as Euclidean geometry, and the female orgasm is the final exam. Most men fail miserably (we’re not graded on a curve), though it’s not entirely our fault, especially if you’re having sex with a guy you’re really not that into in the first place.

Why is it so hard for women to achieve orgasm when all a guy needs is a glimpse at the lingerie section of a Sears catalogue?

In March 2004 we asked you to vote for the top 50 things everyone should try a bite of in their lifetime. This is how you voted.

There's one thing you need to remember when bringing home your new date. It's not a good glass of red wine, it's not the most romantic music you ever heard, no it's something else.

What's with all these air fresheners with names like "Lilac Ambrosia" or "Daffodil Delight?" Give us a freakin' break! We know what scents get us going, and "Rosewater Rhapsody" isn't one of them.
If you want to really know what makes our bacon sizzle, just sizzle some bacon. Mmmmmmm. That's the ticket.

Now you can get air fresheners that capture the fragrance you really crave... MEAT!

The 12 STIs Of Christmas

Oh, man. I am just not in the mood to do this whole Santa schtick this year. I've been busting my ass 24-7, riding those frickin' elves to crank out the toys and it's still never enough. Everybody wants a piece of me. Everyone just takes, takes, takes, but what about my needs? Do you have any idea how long since I've gotten some tail? Oh, nevermind, I can't even get it up anyway, I'm so exhausted all the time. Mrs. Claus has lost all patience and I've been sleeping on the couch since June.

My experience of writing was recently revolutionized by the Procurement of a Toshiba PDA and a wireless keyboard from StylusCentral.com. Writing on the go has never been so easy, but I now discover that auto eroticism is actually experienced in my auto, as well as by myself.

It's a web-enabled PDA with color, SD slot, and all that good stuff, so how I missed the fact that I could browse porn with it I may never know. With how adeptly it shows me both T and A, I honestly think it was designed for this very purpose.

It took a long wait before they could catch that perfect wave.

It took a long wait before they could catch that perfect wave.

Vincenzo Mazzarella, the head of Italy's so-called Mazzarella crime gang, was arrested inside the Euro Disney theme park with help from French police after a month-long manhunt, Italian police have said.

The arrest of the wanted mobster, who once reportedly kept a leopard at his home in Naples, came amid a separate anti-mob sweep in Italy that resulted in 11 arrests and the confiscation of assets worth over 1 million euros, authorities said.

Cuba retaliated for the U.S. diplomatic mission's Christmas display supporting Cuban dissidents by putting up a billboard Friday emblazoned with photographs of American soldiers abusing Iraqi prisoners and a huge swastika overlaid with a "Made in the U.S.A." stamp.

The billboard, erected overnight facing the U.S. Interest Section's offices, stands on the Malecon, Havana's famed coastal highway.

Did you know that there are about 15 million bikes in the Netherlands and about 16 million people?

You're stranded out there in the rain
And you just can't see past the pain tonight
You've fallen from Graceland
Fallen from Graceland

Hollywood has joined the war. Universal Pictures announced on Thursday that it is to make The Battle for Fallujah. To prove it is serious, it has enlisted Indiana Jones himself, actor Harrison Ford, to help defeat the insurgency.

The film -- Hollywood's first foray into the second Iraq conflict -- is due to go into production next year and will be based on a yet-to-be-finished book, No True Glory: The Battle for Fallujah by Bing West, a former marine, politician and now war correspondent.

Now that's a title heh? I think you'll like the Ralph Lauren Bikini Island.

mother disk

Let's try something different this Friday. The weekend is about to start, but at the moment you are most likely stuck in your office or in school, counting the hours away until you can start drinking with your friends instead of facing your ugly colleagues.

For a change I am going to a karaoke bar this afternoon and I would like you all to join me. And to warm you all up a little I give you the opportunity to try some Karaoke with Attu.

The state Supreme Court will hear the appeal of a woman who thinks 90 days in jail is too harsh a penalty for having sex with a dog. Ramon Anglemeyer was charged after her arrest in January of 2003 when Lincoln police seized videotapes at the home of John Ways Jr.

The tapes showed Anglemeyer having sex with a canine. The high court will hear oral arguments in the case on January 5th.

Ways owned a strip club until he was sentenced to six years in a federal pen for possessing an explosive device.

The board of a St. Louis charter school on Wednesday placed a principal on leave after he had police handcuff a 5-year-old and drive him around the block in a squad car to curb his unruly behavior.

Principal Sam Morgan is on leave from Thurgood Marshall Academy pending an investigation into last month's incident, board attorney Wayne Harvey said.

Morgan declined to comment Wednesday, but last week said he had spent more time on the boy "than any kid in this building, trying to steer him straight."

There are a lot of competitors, but who do you think is going to win the race?

What would it take for a guy to become a king? And then there's something else......king of what? What kind of king would a guy who staples his sack to his leg be?

Maybe rock n' roll finally died, really and truly and once and for all, roughly a decade ago, when Microsoft shelled out a whopping and still quite ludicrous $10 million to Jagger & Co. for the use of the Stones' classic "Start Me Up" for the massive overblown launch of the utterly awful and terrifically bug-addled Windows 95.

And maybe that sad epitaph was writ even larger a few years back when stodgy old Cadillac bought the rights to Zeppelin's manic mega-anthem "Rock n' Roll" for use in hawking the wildly mediocre CTS sedan to wealthy boho yuppies, all of whom vaguely remember inhaling back in the '70s and who might've once believed Page & Plant to be demigods but who now only fantasize about owning a riding lawn mower and having sex once a month and glimpsing the babysitter's nipples through her Avril Lavigne T-shirt.

portrait of President George W. Bush using monkeys to form his image has led to the closure of a New York art exhibition over the weekend and anguished protests over freedom of expression.

"Bush Monkeys," a small acrylic on canvas by Chris Savido, created the stir at the Chelsea Market public space, leading the market's managers to close down the 60-piece show that was scheduled to stay up for the next month.

Although the day we discovered that David Hasselhoff was not going to be the official Bluetooth SIG spokesperson was a cold, lonely one—we could feel the winds of change whipping through our Member's Only jacket—we are comforted by this one-of-a-kind iPod signed by Hassel the Hoff himself. The 20GB 4G model is pre-loaded with David's latest Christmas album and a special message from the star himself, where he personally thanks you for purchasing the autographed music player.

Gillette will announce Thursday its strategy to go after a bigger cut of the women's shaving market this spring, including two new products in its successful Venus line and - in an unusual move in personal care products - equality with similar men's products in price.

The company will roll out a battery-powered Venus Vibrance shaver, similar to its men's M3Power, that sends little vibrations to the skin to raise the hair for a closer shave. It also will add Venus disposables.

This morning when I visited Brainblog I was confronted with paparazzi pictures of Anna Kournikova nude on a beach with her new husband Enrique Iglesias.

A few days ago, I saw a movie on the Portal called Nike Basketball Allstars. It was pretty good, except for one thing.
It had stick figures, but no violence. Stickmen without blood? What's up with that? So I have put countless hours (6 or7) into creating my interpretation of what that Nike commercial would look like with stick figures. I call it Nike 666, enjoy.

And I would like to add one of the best stickdeath movies I have ever seen as well: Whisky in the Jar by Metallica. It's a must see.

German radio stations will be encouraged to play more German pop music in an effort to support the domestic music industry, officials say.

A draft parliamentary motion drawn up by the ruling Social Democrats and Greens urges radio stations to play at least 35 percent German music, of which half should be devoted to new bands or music produced in the country.

And yes, "music" by David Hasselhoff counts as German too....

Someone asked Britney which one was Britney and which one was the bag of McDonalds. After four minutes passed, she did end up choosing correctly.

Sometimes, in the course of American history, something achieves cultural status simply by being mysterious or shrouded in a veil of uncertainty. Conspiracy theorists have their own spin on the Kennedy assassination, the Freemasons and, curiously, a McDonald’s sandwich.

In 1982, the McDonald’s Corp. unveiled a new sandwich oddly titled “The McRib.” What’s odd is that the McRib is not made of ribs, but composed of boneless meat molded to resemble ribs.

McDonald’s also markets the McRib sporadically. Absent since last February, the McRib has returned to local McDonald’s menus.

Wonder who were the ones that were crowned Mr and Mrs Naughty 2004? That just had to be Osama bin Laden and Lindsay Lohan.

All the big actors line up to do the leading role in Osama: the movie.

A man has been hit and killed by a double decker bus, moments after throwing a brick at its windscreen.
It is thought John Rothwell, 40, of Broadway in Bredbury, Stockport, got off the bus in Heaton Chapel at about 1am on Tuesday.

Police said a brick from a nearby wall was thrown moments before the bus hit Mr Rothwell in Wellington Road North.

This chap is a wild associal primitive male. He's working in IT with accountants, loves motorbiking and soccer. What a full set of assets to find his beloved one. Actually, this is the purpose of this website, where one can try to understand all this, through his background, but above all, the bachelor party, June 11th 2004 in Lyon - France. He will enjoy for the last time flavour and delight of celibacy, and we will introduce him to marriage, duties and abnegations.

Thanks Eric

Eric Prydz made a new video called Out of Touch and this times it involves a game of strippoker.

Joe Simpson, the former Baptist minister turned manager of daughters Jessica and Ashlee, doesn't shy way from talking about his offspring's physical assets. "Jessica never tries to be sexy," Simpson tells GQ. "She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!"

A bamboo cane that Charlie Chaplin used in the classic 1930s spoof "Modern Times" sold for $91,800 at a sale of movie memorabilia. Christie's didn't release the buyer's identity.

Two prop mustaches Chaplin wore in "The Great Dictator" fetched $23,000 and $34,300 at Tuesday's auction.

The Planet Hollywood restaurant chain bought a moon buggy used in the 1971 James Bond film, "Diamonds Are Forever," for $45,900.

Wouldn't it be nice to be Petter Hegre and take your wife Luba into the woods for some marital fun?

Forget all that stuff about a white Christmas. Jeweler Barry Landay's customers are hoping for a white New Year's Day.

That's because, for the fourth straight year, Landay's Style Jewelry in this Pittsburgh suburb is offering a full refund to anyone who buys jewelry between now and Christmas Eve if at least six inches of snow fall at Pittsburgh International Airport on New Year's Day.

Landay hasn't had to pay up in past years. But he's not crazy -- he's insured by a policy covering the promotion.

If Hollywood is looking for ideas for a new movie about being stuck in a passenger terminal, they need not look any further.

A Kenyan-born British national has lived at Nairobi Airport for six months after being refused entry to Britain and Kenya, marooning him in a bureaucratic twilight zone. Sanjai Shah, 42, has a small mattress, sheets, a blanket and daily rations of food from immigration officials to sustain him as he wanders the lounges of Jomo Kenyatta airport.

The case echoes the recent Steven Spielberg film The Terminal, with Tom Hanks as a man stuck for months at New York's JFK Airport because of wrangling over his nationality.

Wouldn't it be very nice to find your very own Aria under the christmas tree. I think Sven agrees with me on that one.

Thanks Mark

Fans celebrate their devotion to Peanuts in all sorts of ways ... some of them more permanent than others! If you've got a Peanuts tattoo, send along a scanned image with your first name, and we'll display it here.

33 Reasons Why you shouldn't post your picture on the internet.

Life can be cramped when you live on a remote cluster of tiny coral islands in the Indian Ocean, so the Maldives has plumped for a novel if seemingly extreme solution -- build a new island from scratch.

Emerging from the sea where a turquoise lagoon used to sit, man-made Hulhumale is springing to life as an overflow to the congested capital, Male, a short boat ride away.

Local school officials in a suburb of Houston, Texas, are investigating how it was possible that a school police officer handed out calendars to students that featured explicit details on satanic and sexual rituals for every day of the month.

Parents in Pearland are demanding answers, according to a news report on KHOU-TV.

The school police officer who handed out the calendars was supposed to deliver a positive anti-gang message to the students last Monday, according to the report.

Robbie Williams confirms that Aylar Lie and Lene Alexandra Øien came to his suite after the party Saturday, but he claims he only gave them his autograph.

Aylar Lie was interviewed Tuesday by the magazine Se og Hør, claiming she and her friend Lene Alexandra visited Robbie at his room after the party Saturday. Aylar said she had sex with the super star.

"The whole thing is fabricated," said one woman in her 30s to Dagbladet.no. "I myself attended the party in Robbie’s suite with two friends, and Aylar and Lene were not there."

Every time we get to the airport it's the same story over and over. All the security guards and customs officers have only one thing on their mind: having control over the passengers, so the passengers do just whatever they want them to do. I'm getting tired of them and so is this friend of mine. But she has found the perfect solution. Here's what happened the last time some stupid little customs officer asked her: Anything to declare?

Right now we're getting violent on Attu sees all, pick up your chainsaw and follow the skull kid.

Segway Polo has turned out to be a big hit with our group. We now have a regular schedule for games and the turn out has been great. There's been talk of a Southern Cal team starting up so we're looking forward to a "State Championship". Since we've got a good 2 months on them we're the favorite (anyone hear a rivalry starting??).

Osama bin Laden take note: You wouldn't be safe in Costa Rica. A startled taxi driver shot and wounded a jokester wearing a plastic mask of the al-Qaida leader, police said Tuesday.

Leonel Arias, 47, told police he was playing a practical joke by donning the bin Laden mask, toting his pellet rifle and jumping out to scare drivers on a narrow street in his hometown, Carrizal de Alajuela, about 20 miles north of San Jose.

I feel that I have a moral obligation to immortalize every girl I ever fucked, by posting her picture on my web site. After all, how would she feel if she thought that I fucked her and that she gave me the best fucking she could possibly muster, and I do not even remember her.
Sad to relate, I only have the photos of a few of the girls that I actually fucked. Here are 38 of them.

What kind of weirdo was that?

Imagine you're a talkshow host and your crew has set up a nice jacuzzi in the studio. Would you take off your clothes and show the world your beer belly? Or could the only reason for you to do that be that Vida Guerra joins you in the hottub?

How do you remove a stray cockroach jammed in the ear? Get the roach drunk.
A doctor in the southeastern Chinese port city of Xiamen plucked a 1.5 centimeter - (0.5 inch-) roach from a 12-year-old boy's ear with tweezers four minutes after dousing it with alcohol, the official China Daily newspaper reported on Tuesday.

The doctor at the city's Zhongshan Hospital, who wasn't further identified, sees up to two patients each month with similar insect problems, the paper said. The report didn't say how the roach got into the ear of the boy, whose name wasn't given.

This lonely female United States soldier serving in Iraq took some very sexual pictures of herself naked to send to to her boyfriend or husband back in the states. One of our friend happens to be stationed in the same area are her, and when she was done sending the lovely amateur porn pictures back home via email, she deleted them. Just one problem though, she forgot to empty the recycle bin.

Do you have any idea who this cowgirl is?

Please tell me if jumping off a roof onto a container is stupid enough.

Two twin sisters in the US are seeing double - or make that quadruple - after delivering two sets of twin boys today.

Twenty-one-year-olds Ashlee Spinks of Indianapolis and Andrea Springer of Conyers, Georgia, delivered their boys by scheduled Caesarean sections today about an hour apart at Northside Hospital.

Wait in line? Not me, when I have to go I have to go.

Alice's her car got "officially pimped" by Xzibit and MTV. Xzibit takes pictures of her for the playboy. Good deal?

We're halfway through December, the last month of the year, so they're starting to roll in, the lists for 2004.

Even though men are often perceived to be at the top, especially in the corporate world, new gender research from Purdue University shows that men are not generally the preferred gender.
This new research shows that when adults' automatic attitudes are measured, they have more positive feelings about women as a group.

Here you will find the slogans used over the years by various cigarette companies. Try to match each slogan with the company who used it and then click the "Test My Knowledge" button at the bottom to see how you did!

"Taste me, taste me, c'mon and taste me."

A Scandinavian porn actress told yesterday of her sizzling sex romp with Robbie Williams — and her blonde girl friend.

anatomy of ...

snow flake

Isn't jumping rope in a special kind of way called Double Dutch sometimes? At least I had phun while looking for this.

I'll see you all in the morning.....

It happens all the time at bars, clubs and parties across the land, even more so at this time of year. Gorgeous looking women march up to ordinary men, give us the big come on and our brains instantly hand command over to more primitive parts of our bodies - will we never learn?

And much more fun at TTR2

Here's a game where you are being shown the states in the U.S. Do you have the skills to drop them all in the correct place on the map?

Here's my score:
Score: 75%
Average error: 165 Miles
Time: 423 Seconds
But you have to consider that I am from Europe and not the U.S.

Originally miniature-painted on one Dollar-bills. Also produced as limited-edition archival-artprints

Jean Claude van Damme has described himself as a "superhero in bed" who performs for his wife every night.

The star, who is in the Romanian capital Bucharest looking at locations for his next film, said that although he kept to a punishing three hour fitness regime every day, he was never tired when it came to sex.

He said: "It's not true that the potency of a man decreases if he has a tough physical training regime every day. I can tell you that from my own experiences. When I get back home every day I am my wife's superhero in bed."

We'll wait until someone shows up who says he is quite the opposite of that.

You have to admit that this is a great view I present you with, but does anybody have a clue where this photoshoot has taken place? Maybe we could all meet there......

I have no clue what is going on and especiall why, but what the hell was going on when someone invented these frogs.

Here's the case of a more than 22 year old Jeep that is needed to rescue a Hummer H2 in parking lot.

Madonna's blockbuster Re-Invention tour took all of the drama out of the top tour of the year race, ringing up a year's best $125 million in total box office gross by the time it wrapped in September. According to Billboard Boxscore, Madonna sold out 55 of 56 performances worldwide, with an average nightly take of $2.23 million.

Prince's Musicology tour, produced by AEG Live, drew nearly 1.5 million people, more than any other artist, and grossed $90.2 million, second only to Madonna.

Shania Twain was third, reporting grosses totaling $62.5 million and playing to nearly 950,000 fans. The rest of the top 10 includes Simon & Garfunkel ($59 million), Metallica ($53.8 million), Bette Midler ($53.3 million), Sting ($52.4 million), Kenny Chesney ($49.3 million), David Bowie ($46 million) and Toby Keith ($44.3 million).

Believe me, this guys is unique, you've never seen anyone like him. He is known as the Megaphone Man.

Via Unique Peek.

It's been a while since rumors started that WWF wrestler Chyna had done a sextape herself. And yes, it's true, the video is there. Do you think you can handle a bit of the video? Let me tell you, 1 night in Chyna is pretty scary!

I was thinking about getting myself a cheeseburger for lunch today. Because I am really hungry right now I decided to use the world's best search engine to enlarge my appetite. So I did a Google on cheese burger. I think I'll have the last one on the second row.

This is one Crazy Porche. Is the "S" left out intentionally or are these real spy pictures?

Welcome to our little corner of the world wide web! We wanted to take this opportunity to introduce ourselves. We are The Bear Guys!

Both Shane and I have been enthralled with Teddy bears since we were wee tots but we were not officially introduced to the world of Teddy Bear making until a little over 3 years ago.

Steve Barreras’ attorney said he had never seen anything like it.

After Barreras was hauled into court, peppered with threats and demands for money for a child he adamantly denied fathering five years ago and even paid out $20,000 to support, his ex-wife was under a judge’s order to produce the child.

So last week, Viola Trevino picked up a 2-year-old girl and her grandmother off the street, promised them a trip to see Santa Claus and $50 and took the girl to court, alleging it was her daughter.

“I have seen hundreds of jury trials and I have never seen anything like this,” said Rob Perry, Barreras’ attorney.

So Uberbitch Naomi received her t-shirt and is proud to show it:

Would your sweetie like a $10 million bra this year, or a private island or a personal bowling alley?

Whatever he or she wants, there’s no shortage of extravagant holiday gift options this year for those whose bank accounts rival the GDPs of small countries. From jewelry-encrusted lingerie to limited-edition Maseratis to a Zeppelin airship, the sky is not even the limit for those with fat pocketbooks.

A Manhattan housing court judge said he was not amused by an advertisement on eBay that listed him for sale - with worldwide shipping included - posted by a disgruntled litigant.

The ad criticized Judge Jerald R. Klein for the way he dispensed justice and showed a photograph of him smiling, seated in the courtroom. It drew 6,400 and 21 bidders over four days.

Think of all the fun you can have this time of year. If there's any snow at Christmas there's a chance Miss Santa is coming to your town too.

Teacher caught drunk driving, not wearing any pants, and wearing womens panties. Would you let your kid go to this teachers classes?

Do you have what it takes to act like the fairytale about the emperor's clothes and go nude?

Rock On, Rock On! The Balanced Rock Art of Bill Dan.

This site is dedicated in specific to the work of San Francisco balanced rock sculptor Bill Dan and to the art, discipline and craft of rock balancing in general. It includes images of Bill's balanced rocks and stones, links to other rock balancers, with information about naturally balancing rocks and world-wide rock and stone balancing and stacking traditions

Welcome to FamousBirthdays.com. Who else was born on your birthday?

I share my birthday with Claire Danes, Shannen Doherty, Vince Gill, Andy Garcia, Tom Clancy, David Letterman, Ed O'Neill and Herbie Hancock.

Irish rockers U2, R&B singers The O'Jays and soul balladeer Percy Sledge are among five musical legends to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame during the foundation's 20th annual induction ceremony next year, the organization announced Monday.

This website contains violent photographs of vegetables and fruits being tortured, mutilated, mistreated, and murdered. They are not for the weak of heart. By choosing to view these images you hold VegetableCruelty.com harmless for your psychological well being.

These images may very well be disturbing to friends of vegetables.

It's just a collection of statues around the world that were blown out of proportion so they seem Larger Than Life.

This multi-speed toy has it all! Made from a soft, realistic material, the concubine masturbator has perky breasts, hard nipples, and a ready and willing vagina.

Just imagine you being caught by your loved one when using this device!

Ozzy Osbourne is being lined up to star in the hit children's musical 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'.

The rocker is in talks with the producers of the hugely popular London show to play the part of the evil Child Catcher on stage next year.

Ozzy, 56, admits he is thrilled at being considered to play the famous villain and thinks his wild reputation and gothic look could make him perfect for the role.

American author and journalist Tom Wolfe won one of the world's most dreaded literary accolades on Monday -- the British prize for bad sex in fiction.

The prize is awarded each year "to draw attention to the crude, tasteless, often perfunctory use of redundant passages of sexual description in the modern novel."

Wolfe won it for a couple of purple passages from his latest novel "I am Charlotte Simmons," a tale of campus life at an exclusive U.S. university.

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

Have the Eye of the Tiger played for you very very loud when you enter the arena. Make sure your muscles are warmed up, because she will strike you from the first second of the match. How many rounds do you think you will be able to fight the Princess of Pain?

Are you plagued by Stuck Tune Syndrome? Do you have a tune stuck in your head you just can't get out? Take heart friend, for your suffering is over. The Maimograph Machine, through complex analysis and calculation, will find an even catchier tune to counter-act the one you already have.

Transform your photos into colorful and exciting iPod ads. iPod My Photo will customize any photo and once you've seen the amazing results, you can print your own unique iPodified photo on t-shirts, greeting cards and much more. iPod your photo - give it a try!

China will soon host the finals of the country's first beauty contest in which every contestant has gone under the knife.

Twenty "man-made" beauties will parade their surgical nips and tucks next Saturday in the hope of taking home the country's first Miss Artificial Beauty crown.

The contest is the latest addition to China's beauty pageant scene after Miss World was held in the southern island of Hainan for two years in a row.

You got to have some serious balls when you decide to climb this ramp and step on your tiny skateboard for your world record jump.

Police were able to track down a suspected bank robber in part because they say his name was found on the back of a stick-up note.

Bay County sheriff's detectives say Michael A. Pascuzzo used a court paper with his name on it to write a note ordering a clerk at Copoco Credit Union to place money in a bag.

He is accused of then taking the note with him as he fled with thousands of stolen dollars, but apparently dropping the note and some of the money in a residential neighborhood.

This section will introduce you to hand signs flashed by gang members either to members of their own gang or as taunts to other gangs. Some express an attitude, such as "Power" or "No. 1," while others are used to identify the gang to which the flasher belongs.

A group of former pupils at a London comprehensive school are poised to win thousands of pounds in unpaid royalties for singing on Pink Floyd's classic Another Brick In The Wall 25 years ago.


The pupils from the 1979 fourthform music class at Islington Green School secretly recorded vocals after their teacher was approached by the band's management.

Now the 23 ex-pupils are suing for overdue session musician royalties, taking advantage of the Copyright Act 1997 to claim a percentage of the money from broadcasts.

So who decides who can design a shirt for a football club? I don't know, but there have been many designers with a total lack of feeling with football. And their shirts ended up on football shirts hall of fame.

But that's all maybe just a Welsh View.

This is probably the biggest freak-out that The Price is Right has ever seen... and that show has seen its fair share of freak-outs. We think you shouldn't smoke PCP before going on The Price is Right.

It's a beta version of Google and they call it Google Suggest and I think it's cool.

A young woman wearing a spaghetti strap "Playboy" tank top shakes her body to the beat of a thumping hip-hop beat.
The front of the shirt is slashed to show off a white satin bra. The strings on the back of her black thong underwear are pulled up above her waistline. Rhinestones on the thong straps spell out "SEXY."

The woman in question isn't Jennifer Lopez. She isn't clubbing in Manhattan. She's 16 and she's partying at The Tunnel, an Ives Street underage nightclub.

While the kids who dance at The Tunnel and the promoters who run the club say it's a safe place to have some fun, city officials have a different message — parents beware.

What was it that caused this?

They're big and they're fake, but I bet you too would put them up against the wall.

Go ahead. Tell Santa what you want for Xmas. You won't get it. Instead, you get what the person before you asked for.

Hmm.....I got a Good Hard Kick In The Nuts. What did you get?

Thanks Ryan

Just what are the ingredients for a great dinner conatining nothing but Soul food?

I guess people need a reason to throw a party, so why not do a full moon party?

If you like to go backstage at a concert and sleep with members of the band you are called a groupie. But what is the name for a real old groupie?

Female toll operators on a key Sydney motorway will be allowed to roll their sleeves up so they do not have to expose their bras to passing motorists, a court directed today.

And an official disciplinary warning issued to a toll collector who refused to roll down her sleeves when requested by management has been suspended.

The woman had rolled up the sleeves because otherwise motorists were able to see up her shirt sleeves to her bra.

The Great Auto Race of 1908 was a world class event that included National Teams from France, Italy, Germany and the United States. The New York to Paris Automobile Race was to be driven across the frozen Bering Straits in the dead of winter 1908. All this at a time when horses were considered more reliable than automobiles.

Artist "Lucy P" bared more than her soul to drivers on State Highway 50 near Napier yesterday in her bid to stop rape.

A video game notorious for violence and mature content may have actually saved a Santa Fe family.

Back in March, Sandy Wilson was taking care of her three grandsons when a group of men attempted to burglarize her home, pointing a gun at the kids.

The children happened to be playing a video game called Grand Theft Auto at the time. The game has dozens of random police scanner messages, which blare out calls such as "This is the police! You’re surrounded!" Believe it or not, Wilson says the burglars heard that message and thought police were outside the door waiting for them.

Have you ever wished, as you sat at a red light, that you had the power to switch it to green? A traffic researcher is proposing that giving motorists precisely this power could improve the efficiency of city roads.

The catch (there had to be a catch) is that this control wouldn't be handed over to individual drivers. Instead they would exercise it collectively. If a large enough convoy of cars approached a red light, this would force the light to turn green, while the other lights at the junction turned red.

With our busy households, computer time is limited, but we'll post new articles to Ladies Against Feminism as often as we can. :-)
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Watch and learn ladies

He is a strange fellow, Brutus the Bum. But do you want to meet him?

Use these bad tattoo designs for inspiration, not replication. Have your custom tattoo artist create a unique custom tattoo designed specifically for you.

A hospital chain is taping over patients' LiveStrong wristbands because they are yellow -- the same color as the "do not resuscitate" bands it puts on patients who do not want to be saved if their heart stops.

No mix-ups have been reported, but BayCare Health Systems officials do not want to take any chances.

The popular LiveStrong rubber bracelets are sold through the Lance Armstrong Foundation as part of the champion bicycle racer's efforts to raise money for cancer research.

Shark catch in Yarmouth Nova Scotia
(The place where Dean Randazzo won the Red Bull Ice Break contest earlier this year)
Did you all see this? This Mako was hooked in the mouth, only fought slightly for 15 minutes, came up along side of the boat to have a look, long enough for one of the crew to put a rope around its tail !!!


That's when the s**t hit the fan!!

Shit, they caught me!

I really don't mind if people get tattoos. I even got one (yeah just one) myself. But wouldn't it be very interesting to see a different kind of tattoo after a night of boozing?

Found at JohnDX

For years, it has been believed that electric bulbs emit light, but recent information has proved otherwise. Electric bulbs don't emit light; they suck dark. Thus, we call these bulbs Dark Suckers. The Dark Sucker Theory and the existence of dark suckers prove that dark has mass and is heavier than light.
First, the basis of the Dark Sucker Theory is that electric bulbs suck dark. For example, take the Dark Sucker in the room you are in. There is much less dark right next to it than there is elsewhere. The larger the Dark Sucker, the greater its capacity to suck dark. Dark Suckers in the parking lot have a much greater capacity to suck dark than the ones in this room.

So with all things, Dark Suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of dark, they can no longer suck. This is proven by the dark spot on a full Dark Sucker.

Thanks John

Now here's a woman who should join the firebrigade. It would sure cut down the costs of firehoses. Before you click I want you to know that this one is extremely NSFW, but what the hell, it's Saturday. And are there things your boss doesn't mind you viewing on LamerMelculo?

NOW that's what I call a happy new rear!

2000 and phwoar may nearly be over but these luscious ladies are on hand to make sure 2005 and the rest of the so-called "noughties" go with a bang.

The construction of what will be the world's tallest building is set to begin in Dubai, United Arab Emirates. The building contract was awarded to a consortium led by the South Korean Samsung Corporation on Thursday.

The Burj Dubai tower will stand 800 metres tall - just 5 metres shy of half a mile - once completed in 2008. That will be a full 350 metres taller that the tallest floored in the world today, the Petronas Towers in Kuala Lumpur.

A 92-year-old woman accused of driving one neighbour to a breakdown and harassing others for years appeared in court yesterday.

Widow Janet Gray admitted breach of the peace when she stood before the bench for the first time in her life.

The court heard despite her advanced years, Gray terrorised those who crossed her in an access dispute.
One neighbour said: 'She may be 92 but she is a very strong-willed woman and the neighbour from hell.

What did Charles Ng, Danny Rolling, Rod Ferrell, Patrick Wayne Kearney, Kendall Francois, Hadden Clark, Joe Metheny, Daniel Siebert, Richard Ramirez, James Munro, Angelo Buono, James Wood, Angel Resendiz, Harrison Graham, Nancy Powell, Jack Trawick, Harold Glenn Smith, Dewey Moore, Tommy Lynn Sells , Robin Gecht, Larry Bittaker, Veronica Compton, Carl Drew, Steven Caitlen, Arthur Shawcross, Henry Lee Lucas, Cary Stayner, James Files, Gerald Stano, Elmer Wayne Henley Jr., Glen Rogers, Dorothea Puente, Ottis Toole, Phillip Jablonski, Herbert Mullin, Nicolas Claux, Keith Hunter Jesperson, Roy Norris have in common? They were all serial killers who made 'art'.

Yes mom, I'll clean up in the morning........

Excuse me miss, but what exactly is that tape for?

Sure, lubing a chain with the motor running, idling in 1st on the center stand might shave off some time, but it may shave off some other things as well.

Are you a good poker player? You can recognize a good poker player because he is always acting according to position.

Thanks Thomas

Justice for Rachel is a website that should never have been created. In a logical world where the rule of law applies evenly to everyone, such outrage would have never occurred. Yet the truth is we do not live in a such a world. We live in a world where some members of our society are “untouchable” and sadly it is often those sworn to uphold the law who are above it.

Rachel Burns was a 24 year-old woman from Lexington Kentucky. Unlike many young people today, Rachel had direction and a bright future. She was employed at Verizon for many years. She also used her love of role-playing games to start up a brand new business called AKASHIA. She and her mother founded Twilight Gardens, a greenhouse for flowers to sell at the Lexington Farmer’s Market.

Around 1:00 am on May 11th, 2004, Rachel was leaving work at Verizon. When she pulled out of the parking lot onto Harrodsburg Road, Officer John Lamb struck her car going 81mph in a 45mph zone. Officer Lamb did not have his emergency lights activated. He did not have his siren activated. Officer Lamb was not going to an emergency, but responding on his own accord to a routine traffic stop.

Rachel suffered severe “blunt force trauma” and died about 45 minutes later.

Finally someone sent me an invitation. And I decided to go. Of course. Do you want to come too?

A man carrying a five-week-old baby was arrested during an undercover drug bust. Police say 38-year-old Glenn Lagrew was using the baby to help him sell drugs.

Authorities say that Lagrew agreed to sell an undercover agent a packet of meth on Friday afternoon.

Lagrew then allegedly placed the packet of meth on the baby boy and asked the officer to lay his money on the child.

Even though the dishes, garbage and dirty laundry were piling up, homeowners Cat and Harlan Barnard were getting no help from their two children.

After begging and pleading with their 17-year-old son and 12-year-old daughter to help out around the house, the Barnards decided they were fed up. So they went on strike — and moved out to the front yard.

Dude, you've got to read this. A linguist from the University of Pittsburgh has published a scholarly paper deconstructing and deciphering the word "dude," contending it is much more than a catchall for lazy, inarticulate surfers, skaters, slackers and teenagers.

I am really glad that the ever so good Roowlant took some time to tell us a true story about christmas.

This is a sort of a repost, but better. I made it earlier in November, but imageshack prevented me from linking to pictures on their systems. Now I have stored the images on imagevenue. So why not repair the post and let you all enjoy a woman walking her dog in her pink bikini.

Australian actor Mel Gibson, flush from the huge success of his religious film The Passion of Christ, has splashed out $US15 million on a private Pacific island, a report said.

Gibson flew to Fiji earlier this month where he bought the 2,160 hectare island of Mago from a Japanese hotel chain, People magazine reported.

"He wants to keep it as an exclusive getaway for his friends and family," the magazine quoted a local source as saying.

The CEO of our company decided I was entitled to have my own personal secretary. I have been looking around for a couple of months and yesterday I finished the series of interviews with potential candidates for the job. I have hired Zlata as my new secretary. You know why? Because she's very flexible in the things she does and that is very important to me.

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I work at burger king making flame broiled whoppers
I wear paper hats
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?

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Malaysian police have arrested a disgruntled former postman, who had been on the run for the past four months for failing to deliver 21,255 letters, local media said.

The 27-year-old postman told investigators he was upset with his meagre salary and believed he was sending a message to the authorities by hoarding the letters.

A Brazilian schoolteacher is being sued for sealing her pupils’ lips with adhesive tape. The parents of three seven-year-olds are accusing a teacher from Natanael Silva School in Varzea Paulista of punishing their children too severely.

I SOOO HOPE U ENJOY MAH PICZ. I GIVE MAH FULL NOODZ TO GUYZ WHO ORDER MAH BOOK!!! ;)

Aww aren't I a hawtie? I sooo have more babez!!!

Given the choice between hot sex and cold, hard cash, Germans say they'll take the dough. A new survey reveals Germans would prefer less erotic satisfaction in 2005 and more of the pecuniary sort.

Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee first realised he had a huge penis when he started having sex with porn stars.

The rocker, ex-husband of Heather Locklear and Pamela Anderson, won admiration from a high number of lustful fans after gaining a reputation for having a large manhood.

But he didn't believe the hype until he heard it from adult film stars.

The Ashhole is the world’s first bottle-top ashtray. You know how people are always ashing in empty bottles at parties? Now you can simply take one of those empties, grab an Ashhole, snap it on, and then everyone will know which beers are for drinking -- and where to ash.

At £12 per ounce, Kopi Luwak is the rarest and most expensive coffee in the world, but could a drink made out of cat droppings possibly be to everyone's taste?

After the disclosure last week that the world's most luxurious coffee is produced via the intestines of the Indonesian civet cat, connoisseurs and regular coffee drinkers assembled to test whether its flavour is really so superior. One of the first participants in the experiment, conducted at the Bramah Museum of Tea and Coffee in London, was Denise Basso, a 32-year-old designer. She was told only that she was tasting the world's most expensive coffee and was, naturally, grateful for the opportunity.

Are you a coffee or a tea drinker?

I used to think that Red Bull was the most destructive invention of the past 50 years. I was wrong. Red Bull has been usurped by the portable alcohol breathalyzer.

Leonard Gamage is sore today, which is understandable since he spent more than 45 minutes fighting off an intruder late Friday.

Gamage, 87, suffered some bumps and bruises in a pair of fights with the intruder, who is an unidentified 20-year man. Leonard told the Journal he does feel good about still having the ability to defend his home.

He is a man who does not live on this Earth — He dwells in the cosmos, far beyond our ability to comprehend.

His mother was human; His father was a wise man with abilities that eclipse those of normal men. He has known death, and He has risen from that death. He has offered Himself in sacrifice many times, so that lesser beings may live. He is known for many miracles, including His ability to merge His very essence with that of another person, a touch that can incapacitate all but the most stalwart of evildoers and, of course, His incredible intellect.

He is Spock; to know Him is to know perfection.

And he who made that site has a drugproblem I think

Last week I posted an article about Ingvild Engesland. She's a Norwegian ski-star who will most likely take part in the next Olympics. So far no problems, but she posed for a porn magazine called Lek.
A week ago I could show not more than three pictures. It was just a matter of time before every photo of her appeared on the internet of course. So here they are: Ingvild Engesland Lek pictures.

What do people need copies of?

Born three months premature, he wasn't much bigger than a glass of wine. Proud parents Jeron and Perfect Champagne named their tiny new arrival Dom Perignon.

"He was so bubbly, the name seemed a perfect fit," said his mom, tears streaming down her face as she sat in a North Park funeral home yesterday arranging to bury her 18-year-old son.

Champagne is one of the latest victims of gang violence in San Diego. He was killed in a drive-by shooting Friday while driving his high school graduation gift, a 1996 Chevrolet Caprice Classic, in Lincoln Park about 3:30 p.m.

I think it's a nice way of showing people that you're into hockey. You call a few girlfriends, you get in your car to a deserted area in your town, you take of your clothes, put on your knee caps and skates and do a game of naked street hockey.

It was yesterday, Wednesday December 8th in a town called Amersfoort in the Netherlands and the temperature was only 6 degrees celcius.

I used to think that Red Bull was the most destructive invention of the past 50 years. I was wrong. Red Bull has been usurped by the portable alcohol breathalyzer. The same device that cops have been using for 10 years to conduct field sobriety tests is now offered by the Sharper Image for $99. It is the size and shape of a small cell phone with a clear round tube sticking up from the top, almost like an antenna. One blows into the tube, and a few seconds later a Blood Alcohol Content (BAC) reading is given. Though not as accurate as a blood test, they are accurate to within .01, which is good enough for my purposes.

I was living in Boca Raton, Florida, when I bought one to take out with me on a Saturday night. This is the story

7 vocabulary differences between men and women

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...Any part under a car's hood.
Male.....The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female...Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.....Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female...The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male.....Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female...A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male.....Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female...A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male.....Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female...An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male.....A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.....Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.

Found at Hot Sauce Live.

An advice for women all over the world: leave your man alone when he's watching football!

A smiling Diego Maradona was glad to be home after 2 1/2 months in a Cuban drug rehabilitation center, and assured his supporters he was recovering from his cocaine addiction.

"Don't worry, I'm just fine," he said during a television interview Monday, his first public comments since arriving in Argentina over the weekend to visit his family for the Christmas holiday.

It's the first trip home for the 44-year-old soccer great since he left for Cuba in late September to resume treatment for drug abuse.

Is she making sure that she is still able to reach that high note that she has?

Nudism is to often the subject of jokes that many forget it is a movement with millions of serious adherents worldwide. Canadian tourism entrepreneurs should take note: Nudist travel is the fastest growing sector of the travel industry. Over two million people practise nudism in Great Britain, five million in France and 11 million in Germany. The Netherlands has 135 beaches where nudity is permitted. There are over 650 clubs and resorts in Europe and 50 in Canada. Nudist travel is growing in the United States at the rate of 20% per year.

And at what point do you think Naomi and Kim will realize that?

At least five people died and two others were wounded after a shooting at a Columbus nightclub on Wednesday night.

Two members of the heavy metal band Damageplan were reportedly shot and killed, including Dimebag Darrell, formerly with the band Pantera, NBC 4's David Wayne reported. The other band member's name was not released. The alleged gunman also died at the scene, Wayne reported.

Shortly after the band began playing its first song, a man reportedly ran onto the stage and began shooting, according to a witness who identified himself as Sean. Some members of the audience reportedly thought the man running onto the stage with a gun was part of the band's act.

Firefighters entered a burning house Monday looking for children after a woman told them her three babies were inside.

Officials later learned she was referring to her pet cats, said Deputy Chief Randy Ogden of the Tucson Fire Department.

"We understand the importance of people's pets, and we take that into consideration," Ogden said, "but we also take into consideration the value of people's lives, and we wouldn't have committed firefighters to an intense fire situation."

What do they see? They look so surprised....

Church leaders united on Wednesday to condemn a Christmas Nativity tableau depicting soccer star David Beckham as Joseph and his pop singer wife Victoria as the Virgin Mary.

Anglicans, Catholics and Presbyterians called the exhibit at Madame Tussaud's waxwork museum in London a new low in the cult of celebrity worship.

A Detroit-area woman received a threatening letter in the mail after hanging up on a telemarketer calling from Texas, according to Detroit TV station WDIV.

Jill Beyer, of Waterford Township, Mich., said she received the letter about one week after she refused to donate money in a recent call from a telemarketer.

"He wanted a donation for the veterans' association, which the veterans don't get that much of that money. That's why I wouldn't donate to him," Beyer said.

Isn't it fun to make a photo of yourself while looking in a mirror? What about multiple mirrors?

Thanks Zese

Intrepid comic book reporter Tintin, who began his adventures 75 years ago, looks like a young teen because of a growth hormone deficiency and the effects of too many blows to the head, according to a study.

"This could explain his delayed natural growth, delayed onset of puberty and lack of libido," reads the study, published in the Canadian Medical Association Journal."

Left-handed people may be better equipped for close range mortal combat than those who rely on their right hands, according to researchers.

Charlotte Faurie and Michel Raymond of the University of Montpellier in France examined the number of left-handed people in unindustrialised cultures as well as the homicide levels within each culture.

They discovered a correlation between levels of violence and the proportion of the left-handed population – the more violent a culture, the higher the relative proportion of left-handers. The cause for this, the researchers suggest, is that left-handers are more likely to survive hand-to-hand combat.

Are you left or right handed?

Have you ever been arrested? What did you do that was not allowed? Did you have to spend time in jail? If so, how was your first day in prison?

...for the US Army. And to show you what you are heading for once you joined, here's a fine example of men at war.

Once again, someone threw a party and they forgot to invite me. It was the 4th of December and I was not invited at the Pentouse VIP Party in Hungary.

How to shower like a man

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake dick at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your dick and scratch your ass.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair.
Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire dick size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake dick at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.

How to shower like a woman

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower.
Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Found at the Goose.......

Ukraine's opposition leader Viktor Yushchenko was poisoned in an attempt to kill him during election campaigning in September, a British daily reported, quoting the doctor who oversaw his treatment.

Doctors at Vienna's Rudolfinerhaus clinic are within days of identifying the substance that left Yushchenko's face disfigured with cysts and lesions, Doctor Nikolai Korpan was quoted as telling The Times in a telephone interview.

IT was one of those hammering headaches that just wouldn't go away. In fact, the pain went on for four years.

Finally, the unnamed victim could take it no longer - and went for a check-up. And he was amazed when doctors told him the cause of his agony. X-rays revealed he had a two-inch nail embedded in his skull.

I tried snowboarding a couple of weeks ago and I have to admit that it's not my thing. To say the least, I sucked at it. And all I wanted to do is just go downhill in the snow. I didn't want to stuff like this outrageous snowboard jump.

Infernal Device this is a database of torture and execution devices and methods.

Dozens of seats on the world's most luxurious cruise liner have collapsed under the weight of obese American passengers.

The chairs -- on the Queen Mary 2 -- are being replaced or repaired. The seating is mainly in the bar and restaurant areas.

Alstom Chantiers, the French company that provided the liner with all its fixtures and fittings, claimed many of the chairs had buckled under the weight of larger passengers.

The extended simulated sex scene between two non-anotomically correct dolls which was cut from the movie Team America.

There's no sound, so you'll have to simulate that, too.

Movie star Morgan Freeman's flying dreams have been dealt a severe blow - he has been grounded by the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) for breaking altitude rules.

The 'Driving Miss Daisy' star was reprimanded when he failed to observe landing regulations at Teterboro Airport in New Jersey, and now he has no idea when he'll be able to take off again.

Parents opposed to New Brunswick's sex education curriculum say the program's resource material includes Internet links to pornographic websites.

A group of parents met Tuesday with Education Minister Madeleine Dube to outline their objections to the sex-ed curriculum for grades 6, 7 and 8, which includes discussions on oral sex, mutual masturbation and sexual pleasure. The parents also presented Dube with a list of websites for youth from a reference document for the program, including one site that offers links to an online sex-toy store that sells "bedroom adventure gear."

It's December, the last month of the year. To start 2005 in the right way, I suggest you come clean within a few weeks.

Yes, it is the common misconception. You see a beautiful girl walk into the bar with her friends. She looks cold, she is laughing with her friends, it's probably about you, she probably thinks she is too good for everyone and those surely aren't real. All of these assumptions could be true, but, on the other hand, they might not be.

This is a guide to getting that girl that is probably out of your league. This may sound harsh, but on the other hand, it's all in the approach.

Does Naomi Campbell need an anger management course refresher? Her former assistant, Amie Castaldo, 31, claims the famously feisty supermodel head butted her and bit her on the lip during a fight on Nov. 9. The reason? She booked Naomi's backup stylist when Naomi's favorite hairdresser wasn't available. Castaldo alleges that Naomi, 34, "screamed that what I'd done was 'so f***ed up,'that she was going to sue me, that I'd ruined her day."

Betty is on a roll. She teamed up with some sort of Hasselhoff person and now she is known as Lifeguard Betty. Good choice!

In 1982, Francis Nachtstein won the Nobel prize for the peaceful advancement of warfare with his invention of night vision goggles. His invention forever changed the ugly face of combat, but his latest innovation proves to do much more to change ugly faces. Nachtstein claims to have invented true-to-life beer goggles.

Talk about identity theft - you had to know this was coming.

An Internet-based T-shirt company is selling what it calls a "Go Canadian" package for American tourists heading to Europe.

The contents are supposed to allow the travellers to visit other countries undisturbed by any negative comments about the war in Iraq, George Bush or other controversial issues.

If you don't like your neighbor's dog, I have found the perfect solution for you.

You're watching Moshing Santa in "the victory records holiday greeting"

Come and show your appreciation of the camel toe by getting yourself the one and only camel toe cup.

Was it the shoes she wore? Was it the wrong cheese she put on her sandwich? Was it the wrong she messed with? Or was it just the wrong eyeliner she put on for a schoolday? You decide.

Agelina Jolie made her co-star Colin Farrell 'cry' while they were filming 'Alexander'.

Jolie, who plays Farrell's mum in the movie, has revealed that the Irishman often used to trouble her by revealing his assets to her, so she decided teach him a lesson by pulling his willy.

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are now of legal age and Millionaireplayboy.com is the first to give you the naked photo shoot of the Olsen twins. On June 13th the girls official became legal and they have been eager to show their male fans the goods. No longer will you have to say that the Olsen twins will be hot when they are eighteen. Now that they are, you can shout it out loud that you want them! Both at the same time! (Or one at a time if you're a more practical type)

An Orange County sheriff's deputy was fired after surveillance video showed him urinating in a public elevator, according to Local 6 News.

Recent complaints of a foul odor inside the R & R Limited public parking garage in Orange County prompted the building's manager to set up a video camera inside an elevator.

When the manager and police checked the videotapes, Orange County Sheriff's Deputy Carl Brown was shown urinating in the corner of the elevator.

What to think of the look on his face!?

Today is the anniversary of the fatal shooting of John Lennon. All over the world, people will hold candles aloft to the strains of Imagine, Give Peace a Chance and, at some of the stranger gatherings, Happiness Is a Warm Gun. The prevailing mood will be one of harmony, as John was rock’s ambassador for peace and love. Funny, that, considering John Lennon was arguably one of the most violent, hypocritical, bigoted, self-centred jerks of the 20th century.

Because design is everything this Christmas, I present you lights, lots of lights!

We have hired a new mai, because the old one didn't do the cleaning good enough for our standards. She wasn't cheap, but if you want a good maid, you'll have to pay enough.

In Sunset Beach early this morning some joy riders paid the price for their wild ride.

The driver apparently decided to take an almost new Ford Expeditions for a spin on the sand, but ended up getting stuck right at the water line. Reportedly, the passengers of the vehicle were enjoying their beers and weren't immediately aware that the truck was in the water and being pulled into the ocean.

We have a new round in the competition that we only get to see on the internet. Yes, be real, how many times do you come across people in eal life who take part in the Wicked Weasel Competition?

Fast cars, fast bikes, fast food, lots of beer and, of course, women.

A Linton woman faces a criminal charge after she entered the wrong house, took off her shoes just inside the front door and then allegedly passed out at the kitchen table.

According to court records, when the police arrived at the house, Brandy L. Tsouchols was sitting at the table with her pants and underwear pulled down around her feet. The officer said he attempted to wake her up and she began to scream at him. He then tried to get her to put her clothes on, and when she tried, she fell to the floor.

The Mandinka tribe of Gambia, Africa, adheres to a religious practice completely unique to its people -- they worship actress Salma Hayek's breasts!

While most primitive societies tend to pray to animal or ancestral spirits, or to stars and planets as the Mandinkans once did, that all changed in 1995.

Mandinkan farmer Danjuma Kianga remembers, through an interpreter, the moment it happened.

"As a special treat, Chief Tuamanguluka arranged for a movie to be shown here for the first time ever. The movie was Desperado, starring the blessed Salma Hayek as Carolina, a beautiful woman who works for the local drug lord."

Spitting, or shall I say "decomposing" in the upscale coastal California enclave of San Luis Obispo between a shop that sells porcelain frogs for eight thousand dollars and a store that mounts candy apples on gold plated sticks, is a must-see spot that is so hideous; so God awful disgusting, that it has the distinguished honor of placement on the national registry of historic places. This honored location, as any local will puff up with pride over, is known as Bubblegum Alley. Ready to be mortified? I thought so.

British comedian Rowan Atkinson, creator of the hapless "Mr Bean", attacked a planned law outlawing incitement of religious hatred on Monday, saying it would curb free speech and humour.

Atkinson believes the measure now passing through parliament will make religion virtually off-limits to satirists.

It might even, he fears, lead to prosecutions, not only for some of his own sketches but for others like Monty Python's "Life of Brian," which was criticized on its release in 1979 for being anti-Christian.

A woman and her lover discussed dumping her brother's battered body in a wheelie bin, unaware he was listening to them, a court heard.

Wendy Nicole Frank told Alice Springs Magistrates Court that she and Raymond Patrick Coull discussed how to dispose of her brother Lenny's body as he lay on the floor.

Ms Frank said: "We thought he was dead. We thought to dispose it, we'd put Lenny's body into a wheelie bin, then put the bin into one of the utes that we had outside and then dispose that into a well.

Put some clothes on, you're giving us a bad name, naturists tell nude charity calendar models.

They have replaced cake sales and sponsored walks as the most popular method for charities to raise money or generate publicity. But the naked calendar - immortalised in the film Calendar Girls - is giving nudity a bad name and should stop, according to Britain's naturists.

A lot of strange things from the internet collected and you decide if they are a hoax or not. Amongst many others we've got the Belly Button Plant, the Fetal Footprint, the Finland Fanny Bus and the woman who gave birth to a frog.

In a sworn affidavit Monday, a former programmer for a NASA contractor said that he developed a vote-rigging prototype at the request of a then-Florida state representative who is now a member of the U.S. House of Representatives.

The Presurfer has found something quite interesting: How did this bathing suits are bad myth ever get started? Ladies, no matter what your figure, there's a bathing suit to flatter, fix, and forgive those genetic flaws. Some of these suits are so flattering, you'll want to wear them around town!