Blogging like a maniac
Oh Britney, he's done it before
Britney Spears thought telling the world she's engaged to dancer Kevin Federline would be her most romantic moment.
But her romantic dream was shattered with the news Federline only a few weeks ago was engaged to someone else.
An obscure American actor named Shar Jackson, 27, revealed she is eight months pregnant by the 26-year-old, who is also the father of her two-year-old daughter. And she said his engagement to Spears, 22, was the best thing that could have happened to her.
Sex pros get ready for party
With thousands of Republicans set to invade New York this summer, high-priced escorts and strippers are preparing for one grand old party.
Agencies are flying in extra call girls from around the globe to meet the expected demand during the Aug. 30-Sept. 2 gathering at Madison Square Garden.
"We have girls from London, Seattle, California, all coming in for that week," said a madam at a Manhattan escort service. "It's the week everyone wants to work."
Viva Las Vegas
Jimmy is a fine guy. He has his camera ready when he goes to a party. This time he went to the Palms Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.
The SmartKlamp® a new invention
The SmartKlamp® is a new, one time use only, circumcision tool, which is designed to create, a safer, faster, and smarter way to perform circumcisions.
The SmartKlamp® is a small plastic device, which workings can be compared with the umbilical cord clamp. It consists of a plastic transparent tube of polycarbonate, and a white clamping mechanism of nylon. It is very light and easy to use.
Olsen Twins Hospitalized with Eating Each Other Disorder
Diagnosed with SICD, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have been checked into the Guccioni Medical Center for close observation and possible exploitation.
Dr. Flynt, of the eating disorder unit, explains the Olsen's illness.
"SICD, or Sappho-Incestual Compulsive Disorder, is extremely rare. But, it is also extremely hot. Believe me when I say we are videotaping their behavior, from multiple angles, so that we can decide best how to proceed."
Caught On Tape: Suburban Teen Sex Party
As Scarsdale High School is set to graduate another senior class Friday, the actions of a few freshman students are grabbing all of the attention. And it's not the positive kind: male students coaxing two female students to have sex with each other, capturing it on videotape, and e-mailing it throughout the school.
Cologne, Germany is a city mostly know for the ...... well, you better forget that, it will be known for a girl who likes to walk around naked throughout the town.
Cane or breast for naughty pupils
A schoolteacher has been suspended in Zimbabwe for allegedly giving pupils the choice of being caned or suckling her breasts. The woman faces a disciplinary hearing after one of the pupils reported the 'punishment' to his parents, reports the Herald.
The boy claimed he was asked to choose between suckling the teacher's breasts or receiving 100 strokes of the cane for being noisy. The boy chose to suckle the teacher's breasts, as did 14 others, according to the newspaper.
Thanks NSFW News.
Christina Sioux sexy
Here is lovely Christina Aguilera putting pop rival Britney Spears in the shade ... again.
This time the singer shows off her curvy figure while strutting her stuff on the catwalk for a fashion show in Italian style capital Milan.
She drew gasps as she sizzled in a leather, open-backed Native American-style dress.
Kidman's bathtub scene with boy controversial
Bosses of Nicole Kidman's latest movie "Birth" are defending the decision to include the actress in a bathtub scene with a 10-year-old boy, reports IMDB.com.
In the movie, the Oscar-winning actress' dead husband is reincarnated as a child, played by Canadian actor Cameron Bright, and it has elicited much outrage after it was revealed Kidman and her young costar share a bathtub in one scene.
Are you going to cheer for the Australian Team at the Olympics? Check out AthensDream to see if you do.
Ronald Reagan Cigarette Advertisements Pics
It puts things in perspective, doesn't it?
This is a 1948 ad for the Liggett Group featuring Ronald Reagan that was published in 1948 in Life Magazine. This and other ads featuring stars of the day are part of a tobacco exhibit at the Duke Homestead in Durham, N.C
Soldier's mom invites media coverage of casket
The mother of a soldier killed in Iraq invited news coverage of the arrival of her son's flag-draped casket at Sacramento International Airport.
Nearly a dozen reporters, photographers and television crews were present when the coffin of Army Sgt. Patrick McCaffrey, 34, was transferred to a hearse outside a cargo terminal late Sunday.
XXX The Project
XXX is a provocative look at today's leading porn stars combined with insightful, offbeat, and engaging texts by an all-star literary lineup. The photographs are by renowned art and celebrity-portrait photographer Timothy Greenfield-Sanders, who has made paired portraits (one clothed and one nude) of the top stars in pornographic film.
Silly Putty 5 lb. Original
Silly Putty® has been around for 50 years, and in that time it‘s become an international toy classic. Now you can purchase a 5-lb. block of original Silly Putty. The block comes in a box. No plastic eggs are included. Share pieces of this 5-lb. blob with classmates, co-workers, family and friends. This makes a great conversation item and party activity for all ages!
Wait-a-minute...I said Silly Putty!
I'm sorry, but I have to leave you for today. If I'm not leaving right now I am going to be late for my ballet lessons!
Late for ballet? Are you gay? Or what?
No, I'm not gay. Just let me show you footage of last week's ballet class.
Man acquitted of harpoon attack
A man accused of firing a harpoon into a teenager's face has been cleared of all charges against him after a jury accepted he acted in self-defence.
Nathan Kirk was cleared of unlawfully possessing an offensive weapon after earlier being acquitted of one charge of grievous bodily harm with intent.
The 25-year-old, from Hungerford, Berkshire, was also cleared of grievous bodily harm.
Today's Lego link: Bork. They want you to know that his film is not intended for women, children, or members of the clergy due to some profanatory language. But we don't care.
Eternity
A stone called "Eternity" is displayed at the China Rare Stone Expo in Beijing, June 28, 2004. The natural stone, resembling an old woman's face, is worth 96 million yuan (US$12 million), experts said.
The worldwide guide to Movie Locations. It's the ultimate travel guide to film sites around the world.
Okay, they have to work on the design, because it's butt-ugly, but I do like the idea of the Air Car.
Single in the city? Options abound
Boy meets girl. Boy likes girl. Boy and girl have coffee together. Girl evaluates boy's interpersonal style. Girl tells boy what he did and did not do right. Boy never sees girl again. Whole thing costs boy $195.
Sound like a bad date? Not exactly.
Fun while the Cat's away
Pouty Catalina Guirado is certainly sunny side up as she strips off on holiday.
The model, who sulked through telly’s I’m A Celebrity... showed off her chest side on a Spanish beach. Onlookers lapped up the view as she arrived alone, peeled off and carefully applied sun lotion all over.
Ah well, in the past she didn't mind nudity too.
I think I know the answer you would get if you asked Kristel and Cécil about their favorite passtime.
A couple, heavily in love, went to the bowling centre the other night and a friend of them thought it was great if one of the kisses they shared would be caught on video.
Bacon and Eh's. You may wonder what that is all about. It's all about the new home of the G-Spot.
Don’t do it! Don’t let personal vanity fool you into undertaking the latest fad beauty treatment from the West Coast. Be warned! A grotesque and barbaric new cosmetic procedure is headed toward Manhattan, and you must resist the temptation to try it. Spawned on the extreme fringes of the Hollywood beauty scene—where vaginal "rejuvenation" surgery is more common than a mole removal—this heretofore unthinkable concept could change your life, or at least the color of your bum. Yes, you guessed it: I’m talking about anus-bleaching.
You want to see webdesign at its very best? I'm sure you do and that's why you need to visit The Wild Rose.
Do you like J.A.G.? Of course you do, because it comes with Catherine Bell.
And much, much more like it at Celebpeep.
Naked shoppers hunt for bargains
Shoppers searched for bargains in the buff on Monday night, at the UK's first ever naturist shopping event.
About 15 naturists bared their all at the Plaza shopping centre in Oxford Street, London, while staff remained fully clothed.
Oona Graham-Taylor, spokeswoman for the Plaza centre, blamed the disappointing turnout of naturists on the Euro 2004 football championships.
I could use a new remote control. Just think of the fun you will have with such a device!
If you like the looks of girls who kiss for the camera, you probably don't mind looking at this great scene from Cruel Intentions.
Analogia: Star Estimator
Right now you have a possibility to compare yourself impartially with the Top Celebrities in the World. We do not know you and have no reasons to make things better than they are. Our engine Analogia will find most matching similarities between your portrait and 200 photos of Top Stars.
Aussies lust after web porn
Australia is a world leader in online pornography with a study revealing the country is the third-largest Internet porn producer outside the US.
The Secure Computing survey found Australia laid claim to more than 5.6 million raunchy web pages, placing it ahead of more populous countries such as Japan, Russia, the Netherlands and Spain.
Only Germany and the United Kingdom topped Australia, with 10 million and 8 million porn websites respectively.
Norwegian boys on sex cruise
Eight Norwegians were on the sex cruise on Cyprus last week. Today, five of them tell their story exclusive to TV 2 Nettavisen.
"We were promised orgy competitions and our own cabins in case we got lucky and scored with a girl, but they warned us that there were no lock on the doors, so anyone could come in at any time," said the five boys from Haugesund to TV 2 Nettavisen.
The five 18 and 19 year old boys went on a cruise on the scandal boat Wednesday. The trip is based out of Ayia Napa on Cyprus. Here the boys became involuntary witnesses to oral sex, indecent exposure, and strip shows.
Saab may offer drunken-driving device
Saab is considering offering devices that prevent drunk drivers from starting cars in a future model.
The would-be driver must blow into a fob. If the device senses alcohol above legal levels, the car won't start. Saab says the device would cost about $300 as currently designed.
And that Saab would probably run on Windows XP as well.
Saab may offer drunken-driving device
Saab is considering offering devices that prevent drunk drivers from starting cars in a future model.
The would-be driver must blow into a fob. If the device senses alcohol above legal levels, the car won't start. Saab says the device would cost about $300 as currently designed.
And that Saab would probably run on Windows XP as well.
If you think you're so smart, why don't you take this 8th grade test from an 1895 Kansas schoolhouse!
The Sounds Of Hell.
Hell, the screams from hell weren’t those of a single human, they were screams of millions of humans! " Listen to a recording of the Sounds of Hel' from a oil well in Russia. Hell is real.
Teacher in court to face sex charges involving teen
A Hillsborough County teacher accused of having sex with a teenager appeared in court for the first time Tuesday, and was released from jail hours later amidst a crush of cameras and reporters.
Debra Beasley Lafave, a 23-year-old reading teacher at Greco Middle School in Temple Terrace, was in court to face two counts of lewd and lascivious behavior. Investigators believe she had two sexual encounters with a 14-year-old student at the school.
By the way, Debra Beasley Lafave's wedding pictures are still online....
Can you spot the difference between good plastic surgery and awful plastic surgery?
Okay with the judge
Back in January Thomas Forsythe already came by over here when he got in trouble with his Food Chain Barbie stuff.
Now he's off the hook after a lengthy legal tussle, which included a series of appeals, a federal judge late last week instructed Mattel to pay Mr. Forsythe legal fees of more than $1.8 million.
"I couldn't have asked for a better result," said Mr. Forsythe, 46, of Kanab, Utah. "This should set a new standard for the ability to critique brands that are pervasive in our culture."
So what are aliens trying to tell us this time?
It's the most intriguing crop formation seen in the West for years and last night wry observers were wondering if it's a coded message to our football boys. Hundreds of sightseers descending on a wheat field near Alton Barnes, Wiltshire, have been left pondering if it's a signal from an alien footie team telling our boys how to win a penalty shoot-out.
And let's face it, Beckham could do with a few pointers on how to hit the back of the net, no matter where the advice comes from.
Uh-oh! Looks like your girlfriend's home a bit earlier than expected! Now you've got to conceal the evidence of your illicit little Noodle habit.
A friend of mine broke up with his girlfriend of three years last week. I think I'll send him this link: They Took Everything.
Do you think golf is a sport that is hard to master? Don't worry. Now there is a device that will make your handicap drop very fast, you just need to look very hard for it.
It's been over a month she appeared last over here, but now I have some new Aria Giovanni material for you. Enjoy it, Sven!
Bill Gates could join the ranks of bloggers
Bill Gates has a reputation for coming late to the party, then making a big splash when he arrives.
That's what happened after the Microsoft chairman realized the potential of the Internet. And it may happen again if he starts his personal Web log.
Yes, the world's richest man may start his own blog, one of those online diaries that have been the rage among techies for the past three or four years.
Why not? It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
Nearly 3,000 people grinned and bared all in Cleveland over the weekend. They shed their inhibitions and their clothing -- all in the name of art. It's a sight never before seen in Cleveland. The group gathered in a secret location -- the East 9th Street Pier near the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
The artist, Spencer Tunick, was invited to work in Cleveland by the Museum of Contemporary Art. Tunick is famous for his nude bodies of work.
"Tastes just like chicken!"
Nearly every culture invents a food that is weird or disgusting to outsiders. These are cultural markers that show who's a member (they like it) and who's not a member (they gag.) Maybe a group of kids started eating it on a dare and at some point, everyone in the community accepts it. They then perpetuate it (perpetrate it) on the next generation. Then they nudge each other and laugh when foreigners gasp.
Maybe you're too old, but when you're in your teens you have to spend your hildays at least once in Salou. I did too, but that was in 1988.
Oral sex is in great demand
So, just what are the kinds of services that are on offer? Depending on your ability to pay, there is a wide range. They not only provide you with a 'good companion' to spend time with, but also, at times, manage your holiday for you.
They will fix your place of stay and organise sightseeing. If booked in advance, your escort will pick you up from the time you land at the airport and look after you thereon, in and out of bed.
Like an eartquake I was surprised by something very weird. Are those people really this dumb?
Last week we found out about the police raiding an orgy in Cyprus. But if you want such an experience yourself, you can, because you too can book a holiday at the Fantasy Boat Party.
And another thing: Mr. Leone sent me a link to more pictures of the party!
Alex Ferguson is set to accept a 30-million-pound Real Madrid bid for Ruud van Nistelrooy - so he can land Wayne Rooney.
Is that a smart choice? I don't think so.
When you don't have a cell phone to hold against your ears, you should try something else.
Hi everyone! I'm Annie Bearett, your Terror Bear tour guide. How's my hair? Okay, great.
The Care Bears had a pretty good year in 2003, coming back from the dead to win the Parents Magazine 'Toy of the Year' award.
To that, I and my friends say WTF? We're the Terror Bears. Consider us the dirty second cousins of the Care Bears. We're pompous, disagreeable, lazy, and not that interested in children. We make horrible toys, gifts, centerpieces, and fuck puppets. Don't buy us.
Pruno
Pruno, a prison wine created from fruit, sugar and ketchup, is such a vile and despicable beast in the California state penal system that prisoners can't eat fresh fruit at lunch. Now you can make it yourself.
Beer device cheers football fans
A Caledonian University student claims he has made an important breakthrough in how to pour "the perfect pint" during Euro 2004.
David Stevenson, from Helensburgh, said his device is "fool-proof" and enables football fans to watch games without worrying about pouring problems.
By the way, we'll keep it Orange for some extra time:
Welcome to Badwagon.com, the worlds only motorized wagon with wheelie bars, spoiler, parachute, double wishbone suspension,steering wheel, and so much more. These fun and unique wagons are taking the world by storm.
Well, I must be off, going to a party later to have some real phun and, of course, watch the Dutch take on Sweden at Euro 2004.
Exbyte Presents Kazaa Girls Part 2
We're not showing off babes, we're exposing your girlfriend
As the sun breaks above the ground
An old man stands on the hill
As the ground warms to the first rays of light
A birdsong shatters the still
His eyes are ablaze
See the madman in his gaze
Fly on your way like an eagle
Fly as high as the sun
On your wings like an eagle
Fly and touch the sun
Britney to wed dancer who's a dad-to-be
Pop singer Britney Spears plans to marry her latest boyfriend, a dancer who is awaiting the birth of the baby he fathered with another woman.
''I can confirm that yes, she is engaged,'' said Sonia Muckle, a spokeswoman for Spears' record label, Jive Records.
Spears, 22, and Kevin Federline, 26, have not yet set a date, Muckle said.
Drunk in shotgun balls-up
Hapless David Walker faces jail after downing 15 pints of beer and drunkenly shooting off his testicles with a shotgun.
Walker, 28, picked up the weapon in his home after arguing with a friend at the pub, a court was told.
He pushed the barrel in his pocket and walked into the street. But the gun went off, blasting pellets into his groin.
Jonie is a good girl. She never comes home late, she get perfect grades in school, she never stole anything or swears at her parents. But sometimes when she drinks beer she turns into something else.
What could be better on a Friday afternoon than join the dance. Join the dance live!
Via Genteplayera.
When trying to remove a mouse out of your house, remember to get your wife out first!
Lingerie parties spice up market
Lingerie parties - those cheeky gatherings for the girls - are being eyed by big business.
Leading lingerie party plan operator UnderCoverWear debuts on the Australian stock exchange today. Already its shares are as hot as some of its garments.
When 50c shares were first offered in May, the offer closed in less than a week after it was heavily over-subscribed.
Pleasure
We all travel through life trying to discover who we really are. And through this process, we come across choices that help us explore the possibilities. 
Well, until now I can say my art is a big part of who I am. I have not yet discovered my complete and true self, or my purpose on this earth. But I can say that my photography will play a significant role on the molding of my time. My site, neshaat.com, is a way for me to share myself and my outlook on life with the rest of the world.
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and lakes that
You're used to
I know that you're gonna have it your way
Or nothing at all
But I think you're moving too fast
Over at the G-Spot I came across something of which I immediately thought, "Why didn't I think of that myself"?. That doesn't really matter that much, because I can still do it. So I have this question for you and you may submit your ideas on that in the comments:
Who is your favorite centerfold of all times?
King removed boob shot of Madeleine
King Carl Gustaf of Sweden had enough and removed the pictures of his daughter Madeleine in the low-cut red dress from a Swedish website.
The King of Sweden saw red when the website svenskaflickor.se published pictures from the Nobel gala in 2002 where Princess Madeleine was wearing a very low-cut dress, according to the Swedish paper Aftonbladet.
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You may want to see more of the pictures involved in this post, so here we go: Princess Madeleine at the Nobel Prize gala 2002.
Thanks Leonard! Check that out for some great webdesign!
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Robbed ... by reffin' half-wit
England were robbed of Euro 2004 glory last night by a heartbreaking refereeing decision.
Swiss ref Urs Meier ruled out a headed goal by Sol Campbell in the 89th minute, condemning our battling boys to extra time and a dreaded penalty shoot-out.
After a night of high drama in Lisbon, England finished 6-5 losers on penalties, with captain David Beckham blazing his spot-kick over the bar.
So go ahead and pay Urs Meier a visit. And you can even give him feedback on his decisions!
1,000 Thongs
Police in Bridgewater are not having much luck finding the person who stole nearly 1,000 thongs and panties from Victoria's Secret.
It's been a week since $22,000 worth of underwear disappeared from four bins below a table at the Bridgewater Commons store.
Obviously the cops haven't been searching well enough, because it took me only a minute to find the thief. By the way, the thieves used a Bimmer as their getaway car!
Have you ever wondered what a woman wears underneath her kilt? Well, take a look at Madonna.
Someone bought a pump
Oklahoma's attorney general wants a state judge removed on suspicion he frequently masturbated and used a device for enhancing erections while his court was in session, a spokesman for the office said on Thursday.
Attorney General Drew Edmondson filed a petition on Wednesday with state judicial authorities seeking the removal of Sapulpa District Judge Donald Thompson, 57, for "conduct constituting an offense involving moral turpitude in violation of the Oklahoma Constitution."
Pot-Smoking Dominatrix Jumps Into Election
After a two-year stint delivering papers to Canadian senators, Marijuana Party candidate and career dominatrix Carol Taylor said she has entered the political arena to help ease people's pain.
Taylor, who says she smokes marijuana to cope with a painful neurological disorder, has whipped up excitement in her Ottawa district, despite being given little chance of beating the incumbent Liberal Party candidate in the June 28 election.
Police probe ferry orgy
Police in Cyprus are investigating allegations of a mass orgy involving British tourists on a holiday cruise ship.
Undercover police footage is reported to have shown up to 100 naked and semi-naked people involved in "acts of total debauchery".
One of those involved is pictured wearing a T-shirt with the words "100% Brummie" emblazoned across it.
Mag dubs Simpson hottest, richest
Star magazine has placed Jessica Simpson atop its "12 Hottest, Richest Women In Hollywood" list.
Jess wins the honor because she's a veritable Renaissance woman: She's got a platinum CD, a movie deal ("Dukes of Hazzard") and a book, "Jessica Simpson I Do: Achieving Your Dream Wedding," an inspirational tome influenced by Teresa of Avila and Simone Weil, those other great geniuses of the human spirit. Oh, and Jess made $4 mil last year.
She tells Star: "What's given me success is that I'm such an open person. ... I just always want to be who I am."
I wonder who would be at the top spot if they did an item on the dumbest persons in Hollywood...
The world's flags given letter grades
Some time ago, browsing through my friend's atlas, I realised that there are significant differences in quality between the flags of different countries. Some are good, some are bad. Some countries have clearly taken care in the choice of colours, layout, and design. Others have been lazy, stolen the flags of their neighbours, or just designed flags that are clearly supposed to cause pain to those who look at them.
Music in movies can be quite important and that is why AFI, the American Film Institute, put together a list of the 100 most important songs in movies.
Number 1: Over the Rainbow
Number 100: Old Time Rock and Roll
Robbie Williams' bodyguards watch him sleep
British rocker Robbie Williams' is reportedly so scared of spending nights alone he makes his bodyguards sleep at the end of his bed.
The No Regrets singer, 30 - who friends say is struggling with severe depression - craves constant company and forces his security staff to stay overnight in the bedroom of his Hollywood mansion.
Just click on the icon on the left below "Who is here" to identify yourself with your name or an alias and even a link to your (favorite) website.....
Do you spend hours a day waiting for your computer to get your queries done? If that is the case, you may give pencil juggling a try. It's hard, but once you've mastered the skills, you can have lots of fun.
Think looking at spam is offensive? Try listening to it.
For the millions of blind and visually impaired Internet users around the world, using text-to-speech software is often the only way to check e-mail. But as the spam problem gets worse, more and more of those users are finding that having their e-mail read aloud can be a minefield. Listening to the next message in the inbox may reveal an important letter from an old friend or, more often, an embarrassing ad for penis-enhancement therapy.
Isabel Pereira - for your viewing pleasure. And she just has to be a fan of the Dutch.
Mission Impossible 3
Your mission, should you choose to accept it: Photoshop something completely impossible. You'd never get a real photo of something like this- this is the contest photoshop was *made* for.
Wandering Hillbilly
pay tenchun now:
buddy don and everthang he ever rites is all made up stuff. inny resemblunts to reel peeple is jes blind luck on the part of the author
Punk Rock Aerobics:
The work out that rocks out.? No more sucky classes full of braindead bimbos in spandex thongs. PRA is for fun people with discerning taste. An hour and a half cardio and strengthening class that will have you pogoing and skanking your butt off!
DJ sacked over Cliff Richard ban
Veteran British DJ Tony Blackburn was suspended from his morning radio show for defying a ban against playing Cliff Richard records.
Bosses at Classic Gold Digital radio fired off a furious e-mail to Blackburn - a pioneer of pop music radio in Britain - to say it was against company policy to play tracks from the venerable crooner.
Man Sets World Worm-Eating Record
An Indian man entered the Guinness Book of World Records by eating worms and putting a snake through his nose and out of his mouth.
The man in Madras, 23-year old "Snake" Manohoran, has beaten the world record by eating 200 earthworms in 30 seconds. He decided to take on the challenge after reading about Mark Hogg, an American, who was the most recent worm-eating champion before Wednesday.
Tara Reid is sporting a pair of new breasts. Her new 'friends' fall into the category of awful because they are so obvious. Tara didn't opt for a modest breast augmentation, instead she went for the porn star look. Bad choice.
His name is Emil, he owns a Porsche, lives near the Bodensee, the lake between Germany, Switzerland and Austria and he is a very disturbing creature.
Via the drunk friends.
I have an excellent idea on what to do when you visit Ukraine with your girlfriend. Take her out for dinner!
You may have seen my post about Lauren Jackson posing nude earlier this week. The pics were not available at that time, but now I do have a preview for you.
This evening we're holding a meeting for all visitors of Attu. Will you join us in Bar 11?
The Italians may be thrown out of Euro 2004, but they do have a nice way of showing how fans celebrate inside the stadiums:
JYL Art Gallery. If this the future of pin-up art, we have a got a good thing coming.
2 spins on Tommy Lee
There's plenty of spin about what happened at the Bellagio's Light nightclub when former Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee was spinning the tunes. Lee was there for a disc-jockey gig during a Father's Day party, Christie told the Las Vegas Sun in Tuesday's editions.
"He was playing lousy music," Christie said. "We told him to wrap up his set and make a graceful exit. When he refused, we said we would just pull the plug on him, which is what we ended up doing."
Actors who tried to sing
Actors have certainly been no stranger to singing, and singing badly, at that. The warped warblings of Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner are the stuff of legend, but there's plenty more oddball celebrities that have tried their skills behind the microphone with even less success.
I need only one, but there are probably people who can make good use of this course on how to open a beer bottle in 32 different ways.
'Don Juanito' admits serial sex blackmail
Juan Carlos Forero was the envy of his friends. Although just 15, he looked 18 and was able to effortlessly attract all the prettiest girls in school.
Juan was good-looking by any standards, but in south Bogota his height and green eyes made him stand out all the more.
His mother, Sandra Gomez, who supported him and his two siblings with work as a maid, knew of her son’s reputation. By 15 he had got a neighbour’s daughter pregnant and was receiving gifts from older lovers.
Do you ever wonder why everybody applaudes when a pilot lands his airplane? I don't.
Did you play with toy soldiers when you were young? I can tell you Stefan Krikl still likes to play with his toy soldiers.
Italy fans hurl eggs at Danish consulate
Disgruntled Italy fans have hurled eggs at the Danish consulate in Milan in protest at their team's early exit from Euro 2004.
The attack, which happened in the early hours of Wednesday morning, was confirmed by Italian police, who added that no official complaint had been made.
Italy beat Bulgaria 2-1 in their final Group C match on Tuesday but Denmark's 2-2 draw with Sweden ended the Azzurri's participation in the tournament.
Oh, come one, the Italian team just wasn't good enough........
But this site will remain orange for some extra time, hehe
Nymphos Make Bad Spies
So long as she is not sleeping with every other secret agent in the covert surveillance vehicle's back seat, women make better spies than men, a memo written by England's most storied spies says.
Spaghetti Ice Cream is a derivation of a traditional European dessert, served at many European ice cream shops. Originally it was made from gelato, strawberry sauce and grated white chocolate. Now we have brought this tradition to rest of the world.
Fabíola Silva at the Brazilian Ministry of Agriculture. Are the governmental departments in your country spiced up like that?
Via Dedada.
Rooneymania spreads - football fans give each other the fingers! Here's a new way to relive the highlights or take out your frustrations as Euro 2004 unfolds starting with the golden boy himself Finger Football.
Woman Settles 'Toilet Phobia' Lawsuit
A South African woman has settled a lawsuit in which she claimed to have developed a phobia about toilets after falling off one at a hotel.
Antonia Hart, 59, sued the Sun International hotel chain following the August 2003 incident, asking for $14,000 for pain, injury, medical treatment and "loss of amenities."
I don't know how Apechild found it and what he was searching for, but it was certainly the place where I found the Preparation H Test, with which you can test yourknowledge of hemorrhoidal symptoms, causes and treatments.
Schoolgirl to covergirl
With her short black socks, clumpy shoes and quilted anorak, Colleen McLoughlin looked like a typical schoolgirl just 15 months ago.
Her boyfriend happened to play football for a living but that was just about the only thing separating them from most other teenage couples.
Yet today Colleen’s fiancé, England wonderkid Wayne Rooney, is the most talked about footballer in Europe — and she has been transformed from a shy 16-year-old to professionally groomed beauty. 
And as national hero Wayne has shot to the top of the international stage, Colleen has also grown up at lightning speed.
Dessarae Bradford: In Sept. 2002, I fu**ed Alec Baldwin in his a** in a hot, sweaty, nasty sex romp. Read the story that will change lives. Be the first one on your block to have the nitty gritty about that night, that will be only told in my book.
'Burying the mummy will stop the earthquakes'
Residents of Russia's Altai region say that a 25-century-old mummy that was dug up 11 years ago is causing earthquakes in their corner of Siberia and have demanded that it be reburied.
"We must calm people down and bury the Altai Princess," which is being studied by researchers at an institute 600km away, said Aulkhan Jatkambayev, the administration chief in the area where the mummy was discovered.
For all you Americans, you may wonder what European beaches look like. Well, here are some European beaches.
Gaming service challenges J.Lo, new hubby
An online gaming service is so sure Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are going to break up it'll pay them if they stay together.
The online gaming service MyBookie promises it will pay $100,000 to a charity chosen by Lopez and Anthony if they stay married until Dec. 31, 2005.
Yes, you can believe your eyes - you are about to look at a picture of one of our Amazing Wooden Bikes. Each bike is hand-crafted from solid teak - one of the most durable hardwoods available.
Pope, Don’t Preach
Madonna might start singing, “Pope, Don’t Preach.”
The lapsed-Catholic diva has come under scrutiny from the Vatican because of her support of Kabbalah. The former Material Girl has become the world’s highest-profile member of the Kabbalah Centre, a controversial offshoot of Judaism, and has even taken on the Jewish name Esther. But now, the Vatican is holding a special summit with Catholic leaders from around the world, hammering out a way to deal with so-called “New Age” religions and fads that pose a “threat” to Christianity.
Dear Juan from Thailand,
I am a young man living in eastern Washington, where there doesn’t seem to be a woman for fifty miles! All I have out here are cows, my hand, and my father’s watermelon plantation. Recently I decided to become a raw food vegetarian in order to cleanse my colon of the putrefying effects of eating emasculated cooked foods and inhaling pesticides. As such, I’ve given up fucking animals. Do you know of any way I can craft a serviceable vagina from a watermelon, and if so, how would I go about making it with the melon?
And now pool boy Juan from Thailand will show you how to make a vagina out of a watermelon.
A One In A Million Photo
They say a picture is worth a thousand words. I think this one definitely qualifies.
Marc Laidlaw of Redmond was out taking photographs of last Thursday night's thunderstorm from just behind his sliding glass door on the back of his Eastside home. He got about three great lighting shots, but the fourth one might have been more than he bargained for.
Indian Spiderman to wear sarong
Spiderman will put on a sarong and fight the bad guys through the rickshaw-clogged streets of Bombay in an Indian version of the US comic classic, according to reports.
Peter Parker, the American who becomes a superhero thanks to a spider bite, will be replaced by Pavitr Prabhakar who gets his crime-fighting powers from a Hindu holy man.
The Indian Spiderman, whose girlfriend will be not Mary but Maya, will swing across Bombay landmarks such as the Gateway of India monument and the Taj Mahal luxury hotel.
Mary-Kate Olsen treated for eating disorder
Teen actress Mary-Kate Olsen, who with her twin sister Ashley has grown into an American pop icon and fashion brand, has entered a program for treatment of an eating disorder a source said, which is reported to be anorexia.
Is she nervous about having to pose nude?
Now what would Uncle Jesse do?
The Third Reich in Ruins
This page presents photos of historical sites associated with Germany’s Third Reich (1933-1945), both as they appeared while in use, and as the remains appear today. These photos give a "then and now" perspective, in many cases, a virtual tour of the sites. I was inspired to write this page by a collection of photos taken by my father, U.S. Army Air Forces Lt. Delbert R. Walden, when he was stationed in Germany in 1945-46.
This page makes no political statements. Presentation of these sites here should in no way be taken as glorification, promotion, or honoring of Nazi ideals. The photos are presented here purely for historical study.
It's not very expensive I guess, but it'll make sure your car doesn't get stolen.
Affleck scoops poker prize
He's already won an Oscar, and now actor Ben Affleck has scooped top prize in a $US356,400 poker tournament. His win has also earned him a seat in next year's World Poker Tour Championship, casino officials said.
The 31-year-old actor outlasted a field of 90 professional and amateur players to capture the Commerce Casino's California State Poker Championship.
Drunk driver gave the police the finger
As the notorious drunk driver came tearing down the street at 190 kilometres per hour and with an excess blood-alcohol concentration of more than one per thousand, he gave the police the finger.
The 35-year-old man can expect a severe punishment when he is scheduled to appear in at Oslo county court in August. He is charged with 11 cases of driving under the influence and a number of other traffic offences.
Politics are good
Before Republican U.S. Senate candidate Jack Ryan finished a news conference in which he discussed allegations by his former wife that he pressured her to have sex in clubs while others watched, calls for him to get out of the race began.
U.S. Rep. Ray LaHood, R-Peoria, said Ryan needs to quit the campaign for the good of himself, his family and his party.
Former Gov. Jim Edgar also distanced himself from supportive comments made earlier on Monday, before documents containing the allegations by Ryan's former wife, actress Jeri Lynn Ryan, were released. Edgar had said he had talked to Ryan about the custody documents related to the Ryans' divorce and was satisfied that they contained nothing ``monumental'' and ``we ought to move on.''
For once I don't need to think of any text to go with a link. Just click and piss your pants.
Paramedics comfort distraught Britney
An hysterical Britney Spears had to be calmed down by paramedics after her car ran over a photographer. As for the poor snapper lying in pain with a suspected busted ankle — well, he has to wait his turn.
These are the amazing pictures which show things are going from bad to worse in the mad, mad world of Britney.
Over here in the Netherlands, streetracing is illegal. Do you think it's illegal in Arabic countries as well?
No, I don't have any problem with people getting piercings, as long as they're discreet.
Unfortunately last Saturday's link about Klarissa got a bit screwed up, but thanks to the Joker you can still se why it's not so bad to have Klarissa Patijn in Playboy. And if you like those, you may also have a look at pictures from her official site.
Patriotic Eire
We can design a gumshield for just about any nationality or team logo. We deal with many top international teams as well as design for the individual client.
Ashley Judd must not have had enough clean laundry... And had to nix the underwear. Check out this glance at her Beaver von Einstein...
Last week I showed you Naomi Campbell at the Sao Paulo fashion week. Well, it seems that the models are still out on the catwalk displaying really strange stuff, of which I expect we don't get to see them in the streets. Unfortunately I have to say, because it would be really nice to see someone wearing this stupid hat in your local grocery store.
Thanks Brasilouco.
African Migrants Wind Up on Nude Beach
Two worlds collided as a raft carrying 42 destitute Africans — bundled up for a chilly, wind-swept crossing of the Strait of Gibraltar — washed up on a nudist beach in southern Spain, officials said Monday.
Spanish television broadcast amateur video footage of surprised bathers at the Sunday landing at sun-splashed Canos de Meca beach in Cadiz province.
School kids told to make passing out a passing fad
Teachers and parents in Cape Elizabeth are warning middle school students about the dangers of deliberately making themselves pass out, a developing trend among youngsters in the community.
The strange behavior became an issue last week at Cape Elizabeth Middle School when teachers learned that students were going through a regimen in which they blocked the flow of oxygen to their brains, which caused them to lose consciousness.
Blue romance
Hollywood hunk Christian Slater betrayed his wife with a 300-pound-a-time London vice girl, the News of the World can reveal. He enjoyed explosive sex with 19-year-old Abbey Russo—a scandal echoing the star's hit film True Romance in which his character falls for a vice girl.
Last night Romanian prostitute Abbey revealed: "The fact I do it for money seemed to turn him on. After admitting he had a wife and two beautiful children at home he was all over me—insatiable!
"But the sex was fantastic—the best client I ever had. At times I thought I should be paying HIM."
First Time - Last Time
File this one under "stupid robber tricks." Police in Beaverton, Ore., say a bank robber remembered to bring a gun, a bag for the cash and a bandana to cover his face.
But, according to the police account, he forgot a crucial piece of any heist: a nearby getaway car.
The Homes of John Kerry
Man of the people...don't believe it!
Class warfare is not right, but neither is being a hypocrite. This man wants to be our president, while claiming that he relates to Joe-6-pack and the common man. He wants to raise income taxes on the rich ... guess what? He won't pay those taxes because he is already rich!
How to piss off an Irish Guard. You just can't make these guys smile, do they wire their jaws shut?
Man Goes For Guinness Longest Hair Record
A Vietnamese man who hasn't been to a barber in 31 years is trying to get in the Guinness World Records for having the longest hair, state-controlled media reported Monday. Tran Van Hay's hair is 20 feet long, Thanh Nien (Young People) newspaper said.
Normally tied up and covered by a scarf, his hair has grown four feet in the past seven years. He last had it washed six years ago, the paper said.
Teleportation breakthrough made
Scientists have performed successful teleportation on atoms for the first time, the journal Nature reports. The ability to transfer key properties of one particle to another without using any physical link has until now only been achieved with laser light.
Now where would you like to time-travel to?
Thai Prisoners Play Elephants in Soccer
Here come the elephants. Thai officials organized a soccer game between elephants and prisoners Sunday in hopes of discouraging gambling on the European Championships.
"We expect that people will support the idea that we can get fun from playing football, not gambling on football," said Nathee Chitsawang, director-general of the Thai Corrections Department.
Sunday's game was a reward for some inmates from the Ayuthaya prison, which houses about 1,500 men. More than 200 spectators watched the prisoners take to the muddy field with the elephants ridden by drivers from the nearby Ayuthaya Elephant Palace and Royal Kraal.
Madonna adds further name to identity crisis.
Pop star Madonna is to add Polly as an official forename for her upcoming Re-Marketing Tour. Her full title will now be Our Lady Madonna, Polly Esther Riccioni, which will bring together her Italian Catholic roots, her interest in the Jewish Kabbala and her favourite form of exotic pasta, as well as the pliable, plastic contents of her soul.
Can I get a refund?
Christina Aguilera fans are crying foul with a company that's supposed to give them refunds - and Aguilera's management is listening.
Aguilera called off her summer tour because of throat problems.
Some fans had bought exclusive packages for concerts through an Aguilera-endorsed company called FansRule, which gave them better seats and a chance to meet Aguilera. FansRule declared bankruptcy last November and doesn't have the money to give all the refunds.
There was nothing wrong with Jalmari when he was a kid. Everybody wants to rule the world, it’s part of the human growth. The next step was quite natural: shooting the action films Maxmillian Tarzan and Ukkonen.
Chef/Jive/ValSpeak/Pig
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Johnny Ramone: I'm Not Dying
Following reports that the legendary punk guitarist lay dying of cancer in a Los Angeles-area hospital, the Ramones rocker and his wife, Linda, released a statement saying he'll be just fine, thank you.
The 55-year-old has been hospitalized with an infection related to prostate cancer, his rep said Thursday.
Man Claims He Was Tricked to Join Army
A recent high school graduate is accusing an Army recruiter of tricking him into enlisting once he changed his mind about joining the military.
Ryan Winter, 18, says the recruiter repeatedly assured him before he reported to duty this month in Davenport that he would simply have to head to Fort Jackson in South Carolina for a brief out-processing procedure.
Gorilla's amazing leap puzzles zoo experts
A cheetah could do it. So could a chimpanzee. But no one expected a stocky, knuckle-dragging 153-kilogram (340-pound) gorilla to leap across a 3.5-meter (12-foot) -wide moat and a wall that separated him from visitors at the Dallas Zoo.
But zoo investigators say that is exactly what happened the day 13-year-old Jabari escaped and went on a 40-minute rampage in March, snatching up a toddler with his teeth and injuring three other people before being shot to death by officers.
Welcome to Hel Inferna
I'm just the ghoul-next-door, a terror-bly sweet little lady with a penchant for all things miserable. I love metal, whether it be blaring from speakers or gleaming as I use it to gut your abdomen. I've been hanging out naked all over the internet and in some galleries and magazines for a few years now.
Have you noticed lately their are fewer dead animals on the sides of the highways? That is because the government has found a new way for the animals to get to the other side of the road.
Man warned over cone sex
A man who simulated sex with a traffic cone in an Edinburgh street has escaped with a warning after appearing in court.
Ross Watt, 34, is a registered sex offender with previous convictions that include simulating sex with a training shoe in a public place. 
He was arrested and charged last year after he encouraged a group of teenagers to watch his interaction with the cone at the foot of the city's Calton Hill.
Iraq and Viagra, a great combination
Life is violent, minds are frayed and the little blue pill is selling big on Sadoon Street.
"People are depressed, so they need Viagra and other drugs to give them interest in sex," said Talid Abdul-Amir Shebany, a pharmacist who tracks the changing ailments of Iraqis in a worn ledger on his desk. "Viagra sales have at least doubled since the war ended. Lives are not good. There's bombs and tension. When you see bodies and destroyed houses, you have psychological disturbances that affect sexual desire."
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Love, exciting and new
Come Aboard. We're expecting you.
Love, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.
Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.
That's lust my luck!
pole-dancer Donna Cleeve has been forced to quit her 1,000-pound-a-week job — because she is allergic to the metal pole. Scantily-clad Donna, 20, developed an agonising red rash after each performance.
It often left her barely able to walk after a night’s work.
I bought a car yesterday! Then, I drove home and parked right outside my apartment. Later, I decided to go grocery shopping. When I returned, to my dismay, someone had taken my parking spot.
Begrudgingly, I parked somewhere else. Then, around 2:00 AM, I was awoken by a loud rumbling sound, followed
by a crash. It happened again, and again, and again... I went outside, and this is what I found...
I know Brasil is a South American country and therefor they can't take part in Euro 2004. I think Ronaldo is having a great time in his home country with his girlfriend Daniela Cicarelli before returning to Madrid.
The Olsen Twins Alzheimer's Countdown
The average age for developing Alzheimer's is about 80. Women are more likely than men to develop the disease, partly because they live longer.
If you want to rice up your car, does this car provide you any help?
Thanks Brasilouco.
WNBA star poses nude for magazine
WNBA Most Valuable Player Lauren Jackson posed nude in an Australian magazine that features Olympic athletes who will compete in Athens.
The Seattle Storm forward participated in a seven-hour photo shoot last offseason in Sydney. The publication, called Black + White, includes 35 athletes and is expected to hit international newsstands next week.
Orbiting Astronaut Hears Daughter's Birth
Space station astronaut Mike Fincke was listening in from orbit when he got the good news: It's a girl.
His wife Renita Fincke gave birth to their second child at a Houston-area hospital Friday just two days before Father's Day. The astronaut was connected via a NASA-arranged radio hookup to his wife's cell phone in the delivery room, a family friend said.
The Coco Cox-Arquette Legal Age Countdown Clock
When Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen turned 18 on Sunday, June 13, 2004, it was the end of an era.
But on that very day, by fate or sheer coincidence, Courteney Cox and David Arquette were blessed with a baby girl.
And losers around the world were blessed with another way to waste time counting the days, hours, minutes and seconds until some underage girl is legal to vote, smoke, take off their clothes in front of a camera - or do all three at the same time.
So, without further ado, we give you The Coco Cox-Arquette Legal Age Countdown Clock
The 100 greatest British albums
It is the most authoritative poll of its kind and over the following 50 pages, OMM's outstanding team of critics introduce each of the best British albums of all time. Before revealing what made it to Number 1, celebrated pop writer Paul Morley explains the purpose of such an undertaking and trumpets the wealth of music contained herein ...
And the number one is........The Stone Roses, The Stone Roses.
Welcome to the home of Earbags
Cold ears no longer have to mean bulky bands, pinching earmuffs or the dreaded hat hair. Earbags, the Swedish-designed bandless ear warmer, wrap your ears with double-layered fleece, keeping warmth in, and cold out.
"She-Pee" Urinals Relieve Women
Female revellers at the Glastonbury Festival will be able to enjoy this year's show without straining their bladders - courtesy of stand-up urinals.
Organisers have installed two sets of the urinals around the main Pyramid stage for the exclusive use of women, complete with "concierge" attendants to ensure a dignified experience.
Key to the arrangement is a special, anatomically shaped funnel to be handed out to each user.
Pair Shot and Beaten for Public Urination
A little late night relief proved costly for two drunk Cambodians who were shot and beaten by security guards for urinating against a garage wall.
Police said Sun Sophat, 23, the son of a provincial governor, and Mao Visalvan, 31, incurred the wrath of the guards when they mistook the garage for a public toilet on the way home from a party on Monday night.
Sex tape of 'Survivor: All-Stars' Jenna Lewis
Survivor All-Stars contestant Jenna Lewis might not be a Hollywood pop star, but clearly someone forgot to point that minor detail out to her.
Jenna's growing pattern of unconventional behavior took another turn toward the bizarre this week when she seemingly took her place along side such famous Hollywood bad girls such as Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson after an apparent sex tape of her and new husband Travis Wolfe suddenly appeared for purchase on the Internet. The 42-minute video claims to feature Jenna and Travis during their wedding night, which came after the 26-year-old mother of 7-year-old twins took off to Las Vegas to elope with the 21-year-old male model which she had known for only six weeks.
Today officially marks the start of summer. That means we have to wait some months before we get to see snow again. Or does it?
Cell Phones Go Karaoke
Just when you thought cell phones had everything, engineers at Sharp and Toshiba have come up with new handsets that can double as portable karaoke machines.
The phones will go on sale in Japan this summer and are among the first that can connect to an external display--in this case a television--so users don't have to crowd around the phone's small display. It's this capability and a new service from Vodafone K.K. called V-kara that makes possible the karaoke function. Because it's tied to local telephone service, the function will be available only in Japan.
Australian rocker wants to be MP
Australian rock star Peter Garrett, the former front man of rock group Midnight Oil, joined the opposition Labor party on Thursday, paving the way for his likely election as an MP.
He had been invited to stand as a candidate in a Sydney stronghold by Labor's new leader, Mark Latham.
My name is Pussy Galore
The phrase ‘Bond Girl’ conjures up so many striking images from Ursula Andress emerging from the sea in a bikini, Shirley Eaton naked covered in gold paint, and Honor Blackman's famous introduction. These are but a few of delights Bond Girls have given the series over the years.
Exclusive... Exclusive
We have the dramatic pictures from David Bowie`s dramatic concert in Norway yesterday, Friday 18. 2004. While he is singing, a morron in the crowd are throwing his lollipop up against David.. And it hits him in the eye!
Ps. these are NOT photoshopped pics..
If you're completely happy with your body, you probably don't want to check out these 10 body mods I'd like to see.
The Pink Lotus Bathroom
Snubbed by both men and women, transvestite students at the Chiang Mai Technology School just wanted a restroom to call their own — and were granted their wish.
Dubbed the Pink Lotus Bathroom, the facility is exclusively for the school's 15 transvestite students and features four stalls, but no urinals. On the door hangs a sign with intertwined male and female symbols.
For everyone that doesn't like football, because I may be able to change your mind.
Streakerama
To put it in another way:
Streakers Streaking Streaker Streak Nude Not a Stitch Travelling Light Not a Scrap Kit Off In the Razz No Trimmings Naturally Free As Adam As Eve In the Skinny In the Buff In the Raw Leafless For All To See Bare Botty Showing DeBriefed Socks and Sandals Only As The Day He Was Born In the Nicky-Noo-Nar Sans Threads Partially Divested Fully Divested Starkers In the Altogether Over Exposed Au Naturel In the Birthday Suit Wearing the Emperor's Clothes
Frank Gehry Image Tour
This project by the American architect Frank Gehry marks the corner at the Jiraskuv Bridge. Officially named the 'Rasin Building,' soon after its conception it was dubbed 'Ginger and Fred,' as it dances like the famous couple Rogers and Astaire around the corner
Jordan dislikes clothes during shoot!
It seems that Jordan is really fond of flaunting her top.
According to The Mirror, the model was recently hired to front the Euro 2004 edition of a new boys magazine which is a sort of mini-Loaded for 12- to 14-year-old boys and despite repeated requests she refused to keep her clothes on.
And what does that look like?
World's largest animated gif woos London crowds.
The world's largest animated gif has gone on display in Trafalgar Square, London, to a rapturous welcome.
The gif, which is half a million pixels wide and loops for eternity, drew gasps of wonder over its scale and epic proportions when it was unveiled this morning in a free viewing to celebrate the ultimate in web marketing.
Ms Christiane Tourtet
Well Known Tallahassee Writer and Photographer. This site is a shrine to Christiane Tourtet created and maintained by her devoted fans.
Makes you wonder who her fans are, doesn't it?
Lois Lane is a band from the Netherlands and it is fronted by two sisters: Monique and Suzanne Klemann. And what a lot of celebrities did before them and probably others will do in the future, is take of their clothes and pose nude for Playboy. So here they are: the Lois Lane Playboy pics. 1 2 3 4 and the rest will follow. I just don't know if I'm too thrilled....
It all started at Zeke's.
The Celebrity 100
This is the age of the Insta-Celebrity. Fame has never come so quickly and been prized so highly -- yet rarely has it been so expendable and evanescent. Last year Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck were the Hollywood power couple, gracing most major media outlets and placing fifth and seventh, respectively, on the Forbes Celebrity 100 list.
Mel Gibson, propelled to the number 1 spot this year by The Passion of the Christ, is likely to fall a bit next year, though he could still rank high: He stands to reap a whole new round of prophet profits from the DVD.
TV show gets too real
The British edition of popular reality television show Big Brother mirrored real life somewhat too closely today after police were called in to investigate a drunken brawl between contestants.
Police went to the site of the show - in which a dozen ordinary people are locked up in a small house for 11 weeks and filmed 24 hours a day - in the early hours of the morning, a spokeswoman said.
They were called after horrified viewers watching a live feed from the home saw simmering tensions between housemates spill over into scuffles and exchanges of abuse.
Will that scene be good enough for Big Brother Uncut?
In a few weeks, on July 2nd, Spiderman 2 will have it's premiere. This leaves me wondering when they will make a Spiderwoman movie.
School employees get strippers for morale boost
Schools Superintendent Jack Moreland thought a little strip tease would be a good morale booster for his female employees. He may rethink the idea next year.
The women workers loved watching buff boys take it off, but at least one person was ticked off after Moreland shelled out $420 to send 20 female staff members to a Chippendales show.
I'd be upset too, if there were only male strippers!
Veruska Ramirez Kidnapping
In December 2003, Venezuelan model Veruska Ramirez - 1997's Miss Venezuela and a finalist in the 1998 Miss Universe pageant - was robbed and accosted by a gang of kidnappers. When her assailants noticed a box in her car containing fifteen of her nude calendars, they simply asked her to autograph the calendars and left her on a city street.
Mile High Kit
Keep your Mile High Kit close at hand. Desire is like an airplane's "Fatsen Seatbelt" sign: it can be switched on or off at a moment's notice. A whisper, a gaze, the innocent brush of bodies in close quarters... who knows what will get your engines revving? Keep the kit by your side and capture every quiver of your erotic potential.
Are you ready to become a member of the Mile High Club?
Airport Codes
What is the code for the airport you have been at, that is the most distant from your home town?
A few days ago I posted about David Vardy and him putting his virginity up for auction at eBay. The auction site removed his stuff, because they thought it was not good for them, so Dave put up a different website: www.streamer.me.uk.
Boyfriend loses part of tongue during kiss
A St. Paul woman who became frightened Wednesday morning when her boyfriend squeezed her too tightly while they kissed bit off part of his tongue, police said.
"I guess I bit down too hard," the woman told officers, explaining that she has been victimized by men. The woman was arrested for assault and could be charged today in Ramsey County, investigators said.
She never ever won a WTA tournament in her tennis career, but still everybody turns his head when they see Anna Kournikova.
Chest hair insurance
It was one of the more unusual requests insurance underwriter Jonathan Thomas had received: Could he please draw up a policy to protect an unnamed star against the loss of his chest hair?
Ever the professional, Thomas and his team of experts at London's Creechurch Underwriting got down to work, compiling a four-page document which details every possible eventuality.
Now, who could possibly be the loser that wants to insure that....
Kisses the sexy urinal
Kisses is always there in need and makes from a daily event a blushing experience! 
Drunk Irish fan steals ambulance in Algarve
In one of the more bizarre Euro 2004 incidents so far, an Irishman was detained by police today after allegedly driving away an ambulance.
Police in Lisbon said the man, who took the emergency vehicle in Portimao on the Algarve at 3.30 a.m. today, had a very high alcohol reading.
The ambulance crew had left it with keys in the ignition after they were called out to assist somebody and the man drove it 200 yards before he was stopped by the police. He was still in custody later.
They were here before, but I don't think you mind me posting the girls of Walmart once again. Think of these women the next time you are at your local supermarket and I know you'll be giggling, because it's not very likely you get to see girls like Beth, Kristi, Deborah, Katie, Jeannie or Tesha packing your groceries.
Oh, by the way, if your grocery store employs girls like them, be sure to let us know and maybe we'll stop by some day....
Soda Babes
Soda Babes are girls and guys who enjoy their beverages and want to let the world know it! We want you to join the ranks of the sodababes by sending us your photos of you & your freinds enjoying a cold fizzy one!
Let's all thank our drunk friends from Belgium for showing us how to pull some strings.
Vatican downsizes the Inquisition
Vatican said Tuesday that fewer witches were burned at the stake and fewer heretics tortured into conversion during the dark centuries of the Inquisition than is generally believed, but it also sought renewed forgiveness for sins committed by Roman Catholics in the name of church doctrine
Is the Pope catholic?
Have you ever had a medical question that you were too embarrassed to ask a friend, family member, or even your doctor? Are you tired of the establishment medical sites that sugar coat their information and won't show you the pictures you need to see? Don't be afraid to ask.
Who says only the real athletic guys can take part in a football game, American football that is.
Thanks Kayten
Who's rooting for you boys? No less than HRH QE2, along with Prince P, the corgis and a couple of horseguards to boot. Check out Queenie's rousing message of support from the Land of Hope & Glory to the lads in Portugal - and all rightminded mad dogs and English men!
If you haven't heard, two future hall of famers - Karl Malone and Gary Payton - signed with the Los Angeles Lakers basketball team for very little money in order to ride the coat tails of Kobe and Shaq in their final seasons.
Too bad! The Detroit Pistons, massive underdogs, kicked the Lakers' asses in the championship series. Here is our homage to Malone and Payton.
She was very good at knitting. She made her sister's little baby 5 pairs of socks, she made her grandma a thick scarf for those cold winters and she made her boyfriend a bag to carry his lunch to work. Still she had left lots of wool, so she decided to create something to surprise her boyfriend when he came back from the office. And yes, he was in joy. Not because he was aroused by her creation, but because he could make everyone in the whole world laugh at her.
Lohan criticized for using word 'retarded'
A group representing the mentally disabled wants Lindsay Lohan to stop using the word "retarded."
Lohan has used the word several times recently, saying that rumors of her getting breast implants were "retarded," her reported feud with Hilary Duff was "retarded" and a recent ambush by the paparazzi was "so retarded!"
Like Kiss in the 70's, Erocktica is an over the top visual live act that is very theatrical, yet spontaneous and erotically charged! You never know what will happen at an Erocktica show! One thing's for certain, Erocktica will titillate you with pure entertainment that's guaranteed to stimulate!
"I like Porn, I like Rock, I love Porn Rock!" - Lemmy of Motorhead
"Porn Rock Princess Pink Snow calls the money shots" - Arena for Men
"Have you met my sister, Pink Snow?" - Gene Simmons of Kiss
Muslim comedians laugh at racism
With his bushy black beard and skullcap, Azhar Usman strides on to the stage with a raucous "Assalam Aleikum."
"For those who don't know what that means, I'll explain it to you," he declares. "It means: 'I'm gonna kill you.'" The audience bursts into laughter.
But his accent reveals that as well as being a Muslim, Azhar Usman is also an American.
The Green Hummer Project
This is the perfect SUV. Our SUV is healthy, friendly, non-polluting, simple, inexpensive, fun, and socially responsible.
There are no black tinted windows to hide us from view. No air conditioning to further isolate us from the outside. No gas tank to fill and fill and fill. No greenhouse gasses pouring from the exhaust pipe. No frustration, no yelling, no honking, no road rage. No clocks to set, no alarm to annoy, no menus to scroll through. No video game system, dvd player, or GPS system. No "we own the road", "get out of our way", "don't slow us down" mentality.
Hey guys, I finally got the solution to the problem of what to drink when you're chasing beaver!
How to block Wi-Fi signals
A friend of mine and I were talking about how he planned on rolling out some wireless access points in his house. We decided that he should use two access points on opposite sides of the house. Then he said “But how do I keep the neighbors from seeing my signal?”
We could wine and dine and we could talk about
The birds and the bees in my waterbed.
If it's from Japan, it has to be weird. Here are some guys who think they are something like the Oriental Backstreet Boys. (right-click and save as yada-yada) Or if you're not into that sort of stuff click here.
Via College Humor.
Cheerleader Accidentally Puts “I” In “Team”
| Riverside High School cheerleader Rachel Brenning was kicked off the cheerleading team and given 3 days detention after making a terrible mistake during a cheer at a home basketball game last week. Brenning was doing her part in her squads famous home court “go team” cheer when she accidentally yelled out the letter “I” instead of the letter “A” during the ritual cheer spelling of the word “team.” “I am deeply offended and shocked by what occurred at our basketball game last week.” Riverside High School principal Jane Martin told reporters. “Never in this great schools history has our school spirit been so decimated by the actions of one person. The behavioral administration and myself have yet to determine whether or not the actions of Ms. Brenning were in fact planned or if this was just some kind of mishap. Either way, Rachel will suffer the same consequences; we take a lot of pride in our school, especially in extra curricular activities. She needs to learn her lesson.”
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You've wandered off from your safari group to photograph some wildflowers. Or you're on the TV show "Survivor: The Amazon." And you suddenly realize that you're lost in the jungle. You make your way to a river. There appears to be a trading post on the other side. Maybe they can help you. You wade into the water and notice some fish swimming close by. Uh-oh. Piranhas. What should you do?
Haunted Furniture
Our Exorcist Bed thrashes on a solid steel 360° simulator chassis. Your Actors can ride it or you may choose to add the Levitator option which safely and comfortably floats an Actor to a height of 5’0” up and down over the bed as it thrashes around.
The 2004 World Stupidity Awards
The Nominees
Stupidest Man of the Year:
President George W. Bush
Presumptive Democratic Nominee John Kerry
Deposed Iraqi Dictator Saddam Hussein
US Secretary of Defence Donald Rumsfeld
Osama Bin Laden
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Stupidest Woman of the Year:
Michael Jackson
Private Lynndie England
Courtney Love
Martha Stewart
Anna Nicole Smith
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Stupidest Country of the Year:
France
The USA
Canada (Host Country for the Stupidity Awards is automatically nominated)
North Korea
The United Kingdom
Australia
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Stupidest Trend of the Year:
Trucker Hats
War
Spam
Climate Change
Terrorism
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Media Outlet which has made the greatest contribution to furthering ignorance worldwide:
Fox News
The Mirror, UK
Air America
The New York Times
Clear Channel
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Stupidity Award for Reckless Endangerment of the Planet:
George W. Bush & Prime Minister Tony Blair
Osama Bin Laden
Kim Jong-il, Dictator of North Korea
Ariel Sharon & Yassar Arafat
Jessica Simpson
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Stupidest Movie of the Year:
Gigli
Passion of the Christ
New York Minute
The Day After Tomorrow
Scooby Doo 2
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Stupidest TV Show of the Year:
The Simple Life
The Swan
The O'Reilly Factor
Average Joe 2
Fear Factor
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Stupidest Act of the Year:
The Abu Ghraib Prison Torture and Photo Sessions Club
Wardrobe Malfunction SuperBowl
The Crocodile Hunter feeding crocodile with his baby son
The North American East Coast Blackout
Invading Iraq
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Stupidest Statement of the Year:
"Nick, why does this Chicken of the Sea taste like tuna?" - Jessica Simpson
"YYEEEAARRGHHHHH!!" - Howard Dean
"I do" - Britney Spears
"It was a wardrobe malfunction." - Justin Timberlake
"Major combat operations have ended in Iraq." - President Bush
Self-Circumcised Boy in Hospital
A schoolboy was yesterday admitted to hospital after he circumcised himself in Meru North District.
The Standard Six pupil of Auki Primary School in Igembe Central Division could not urinate.
The 13-year-old boy operated on himself secretly on Friday with a dirty machette he was to use in cutting napier grass for the family cow.
I guess he never read the Do It Yourself Circumcision guide.
British teen puts his virginity up for sale
A British student has put his virginity up for sale on the Internet for 6,000 pounds, a British newspaper reported on Wednesday.
David Vardy, a 19-year-old media studies undergraduate at Bournemouth University on the south coast of England, had 7 000 hits on eBay before the Internet auction site removed the advert, The Daily Express said.
"I am always coming up with these crazy ideas," the student told the tabloid. "I just did the whole thing for fun."
Soccer game stops prison riot
Officers at a British prison avoided a planned riot by giving inmates televisions to watch the Euro 2004 football match between England and France, a newspaper said.
Prisoners at Dartmoor in southwest England were planning to wreck the remote prison because they could not watch Sunday's European Championships game, which France won 2-1.
GGG [=short for GoogleGuessingGame] is a simple word guessing game
Just look at it, think of possible words that could make up the phrase, and then try your luck with google image search! Remember, if its not on the first page of the search, you’ve got the wrong word.
Underpant toast
Surely this Impresses girls. We all know that girls love pants and all the paraphernalia that goes with them so Underpant toast has to be a winner, for the sophisticated man around town.
Lesbian Bollywood film causes uproar
Hardline Hindus have vandalised cinemas in India for the second day as protests against the screening of a Bollywood film about a love affair between two women spread to more cities.
Hindu activists, mostly groups of young men, tore down posters and ripped billboards of "Girlfriend" at halls in Jabalpur and Indore cities in the central Madhya Pradesh state, police said on Tuesday.
Virtual City of Smut Now Online
What would you get if you crossed The Sims, Match.com and Amsterdam's red-light district?
One adult entertainment company says the answer is the Red Light World, a 3-D adult-oriented virtual environment that offers the sex-starved a chance to visit the Dutch city's infamous quarter and take in its XXX movie theaters, Viagra outlets, sex toy stores and adult DVD shops. Players get to meet sexy singles and more, all without springing for a plane ticket or worrying about getting mugged.
Lake goes down the drain
To folks around Wildwood, it is nothing but freaky: an entire 23-acre lake vanished in a matter of days, as if someone pulled the plug on a bathtub.
Lake Chesterfield went down a sinkhole this week, leaving homeowners in this affluent St. Louis suburb wondering if their property values disappeared along with their lakeside views.
Cabir
The first virus to spread from one cell phone to another has been created, the Russian anti-virus software vendor Kaspersky Labs announced on Tuesday.
Cabir has no malicious capabilities and affects only a small slice of "smart" phones that run on both the sophisticated Symbian operating system and have a Bluetooth connection. It has been written by a group called 29a.
Do you have a cell phone that supports bluetooth? And do you use it?
Cookie Mongoloid
Cookie Mongoloid is Sesame Speed Metal! See the Cookie Mongoloid in all his blue, furry, googly-eyed glory backed by the baddest of gender mixed metal bands as they decimate and regurgitate your childhood favorites in an abrasive metal wrath. See their harem of gothic gyrators, the Cookies, demonstrate such elemental concepts as up and down in a blaze of lights, smoke and pyrotechnic cookie shrapnel.
The seven-year-old bloggers
Weblogs are sometimes criticised for being the self-obsessed ramblings of people who have little to say and too much time on their hands in which to do it. But there are gems out there - including many sites created by children.
Children as young as seven in one British school are using weblogs as part of their normal routine, and are doing better than non-webloggers as a result, their teacher says.
Speeding driver 'blow-dries' his car
A man caught driving at more than 120km/h in a 50km/h zone claimed he was trying to blow-dry his car, the Whangarei District Court was told.
Roger Edward Daniel, 37, a dredgemaster of Whangarei, was fined $300 and disqualified him from driving for six months after he pleaded guilty to dangerous driving.
What's the best excuse you ever heard of for speeding?
The Helium Boob
Women across the world have desired a larger bosom and until now, there have been no truly safe methods to achieve this. Now, with the Helium Boob, we have given choice to the average consumer by offering a breast enlargement product where size is completely adjustable any any moment!
And as a funny side effect: if you suck on it, you can talk really strange.
92 - 272
A 92-year-old man living in a Himalayan village in India has survived 272 snake bites by following a simple tip - never eat salt, a report said.
If you are from Brasil or are Brasilouco you have probably heard of Naara Carolyne and Lorraine Lima. Now that they did a Playboy photoshoot, the rest of the world will probably get familiar with them as well.
All set, court's in session
This judge's got no compassion
Witness, show me your right hand
I swear, nothing but the truth now
I was allright till she came along
I was allright, then it all went wrong
The devil made me do it
The decision to become a United States citizen is one of the most important choices you can ever make. Before you can become a U.S. citizen, however, you first must be a lawful permanent resident of the U.S. For this reason, before you begin the process, you need to know what you want to achieve – legal immigration or naturalization – and if you can expect to qualify for it.
U.S. Citizenship For Dummies will help you get through this often confusing process, from determining how best to qualify to live permanently in the United States to gaining a green card and then citizenship.
If you love Paris (the city, not the skank ho!) as much as I do you will love this too:
Paris in the 19th century
And I'd like to say hi to Coolios for this one.
I just visited the Flophouse and I stumbled upon some great photography by Gaby Bellantoni
Yes, you too can become a member. It really doesn't cost you a thing. Really nothing. And you can get lots in return. Really, just follow me to my free paysite.
If you’re gonna die, die with your boots on
If you’re gonna try, just stick around
Gonna cry, just move along
If you’re gonna die, you’re gonna die
Thanks Brasilouco
Boobs or bust economy
MEN lust for big busts when the economy goes pear-shaped but like smaller boobs in a boom.
American psychologist Dr Terry Pettijohn spotted the link by comparing two sets of important figures — those displayed by Playboy magazine’s favourite girls — their Playmates Of The Year — and the financial situation.
He says: “When times are difficult it seems we prefer strong, independent and more mature individuals who can take care of themselves and possibly us.
“When times are good we’re looking for people to have fun with.”
Cup & Gown
Forget the convertible. A boob job is the latest must-have on your teen daughter's graduation list.
The number of 18-year-olds who underwent breast-implant surgery nearly tripled last year — from 3,872 in 2002 to 11,326 in 2003, according to the American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery.
"There is a trend in which parents are giving implants as a gift, including as a graduation present," said Dr. Stephen Greenberg, who practices in Woodbury, L.I., and Manhattan.
What is gross?
And you thought Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, the playful heiresses, had already seen it all.
Not quite. "I'd never seen old people naked," Hilton says. "That was gross."
Now she has, thanks to "The Simple Life 2: Road Trip," which begins its second season with back-to-back episodes at 8 p.m. and 9 p.m. EDT Wednesday (June 16) on Fox.
Jurannessic, they found it. It's the world's first porn movie.
Via Milk and Cookies.
When White Boys Go Wild
Hello, my name is Smokey because in my past I was known to abuse, yes I know it is hard to believe, but I used to be a victim of substance abuse. I was not always the upstanding fine young man you see here. I used to lead the very dangerous life of a--- Garyboy.
So I'm at the track last Sunday at the JBA late model shootout. This guy is behind me in the staging lanes and walks around my car with the typical arrogant Corvette owner swagger and asks "Whose Mustang?"
I say it's mine and he asks if I have nitrous on it. I say yep and he says..."Good, at least you'll make a fight of it."
Love is all about sharing everything with your loved one.
Warning: really DO NOT watch this if you have just had your breakfast. I just had to clean my monitor. I guess you'll click it anyway
Strip Dir 2 is a useful tool that allows you to 'strip' the images out of an Open Directory (Open Dir).
All you have to do is enter the URL of the page that contains the Open Dir and click Strip!
Strip Dir can also be used to strip the images out of a website. The proccess is the same doing an Open Dir, just enter the URL and hit Strip!
It's really fun. You don't have to click every file, to see what kind of picture it is. So why not give it a try? Go to this Open Dir loaded with pictures of Carolina Ardohain, copy the url and paste it into Strip Dir.
Army reveals new uniform
The Army revealed on Monday a redesigned combat uniform with a digital camouflage pattern that looks strikingly different from soldiers' current battle dress uniforms.
Katherine has her new interface and she wants you to tell her something that matters to you.
Would you please help the crew at Burning Camel in the search for the name of the unknown schoolgirl.
Mind Over Matter - 110 lbs. & Unliftable ! ! !
Here are just a few of those who have tried in vain to lift Sisuepahn...
If you want to have fun on a night out in a bar downtown, you should invest a little money and buy the whole joint a Sangaria.
They were pulled out of their classroom to pose for a picture of their entire class. I only wonder what kind of lessons they were being taught at the time.
Okay, so everybody thinks he can dance and that includes me too. Although I have heard from several a lot of people that I really stink in my moves on the dancefloor, I still want to give it a try at the next Dancehall Queen contest. I only have to find myself a nice outfit....
Tomorrow there's a party at my house and I offer you all the beer you can drink for free.
Croc hunter in deep trouble
Crocodile hunter Steve Irwin's wildlife antics have got him in deep water again - this time after taking a dip in the Antarctic with two giant Humpback whales.
But the extrovert TV celebrity has dismissed the latest furore, saying he was just "bobbing around" in the ocean and the whales went to him. He also said he was never riding a whale, and anyone who did this should "get the cane".
After a good fight there's just one thing that is right and that is kiss and make up.
Piss Beer
Now you can enjoy the great taste of Piss and Piss Weak regardless of where you live. The Piss Pak was developed in response to the massive demand we have received both in Australia and overseas for these distinctive brands, and we now offer delivery to your door anywhere in the world. Presented in a stylish gift box, the Piss Pak contains a T-shirt, a stubby holder and one bottle each of Piss and PissWeak.
Bounce, bounce nothing’s gonna keep me down
Bounce, bounce stand up, shout it out
Bounce, bounce I play hard, I play to win
Count me out, count me in
I’ll be bouncing back again
Classical footie free-kick fun from the days when men were men, and their balls were heavy.
And you thought there was nothing but war in the Balkan countries? Think again!
Thanks Zoran.
Rocco wants to make "Porn Idol"
Norwegian porn star Rocco introduces "Porn Idol, the search for a porn star". Instead of singing, the competitors will be simulating orgasms and having sex in front of the camera.
Rocco launches what he characterizes as "the most exciting erotic concept in Scandinavia", and claims to have registered more than a hundred participants already.
If you want to enter the competition, here's the website: pornidol.no
Thanks Thomas
If you want to do weird things to your car, it is very likely that some day you will come across persons who think your automobile is rediculous. So beware of the people who laugh at ricers
Weird Sex Laws
In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
The wives of the Russian football players who participate in Euro 2004 think they are the best looking wives in Portugal. And to prove that they decided to drop off their clothes and pose naked holding nothing but a picture of their husbands to cover up their private parts. Do you agree that they are the best looking football wives?
Newspaper rescues naked woman
A woman, whose clothes were stolen while she was having sex in a park, had to walk through downtown Aberdeen, Scotland, covered in only a newspaper.
The Daily Record reported Wednesday that once the woman reached her apartment she had to call police to gain entry, because her roommate was out. However, her roommate is also her boyfriend and once he returned, the 23-year-old woman had to explain how she lost her clothes and the key that was in her jacket pocket.
Leonard Nimoy Should Eat More Salsa Foundation
Greetings fellow, and future Salsinians!! Welcome to the LNSEMSF home page! My name is Jeff Miller, and I'm the president and founder of the LNSEMSF. I would like to welcome you to the home page of the foundation dedicated to getting Leonard Nimoy to eat more salsa.
Odes to Booze
It makes us happy; and sad. Optimistic; and pessimistic. Quiet as a lamb; and brave as a lion. Here are a few examples of mankind's reactions to the juice of the grape.
NBA: That's a crime
The NBA is rapidly turning into a national criminals' association: A whopping 40 percent of NBA players have police records, a bombshell new book charges.
The book by investigative reporter Jeff Benedict, "Out of Bounds: Inside the NBA's Culture of Rape, Violence & Crime" isn't supposed to hit bookstores until later this week, but The Post located a copy that went on sale earlier.
If your hometown isn't listed, pleasee let me know what it is in the comments....
Toxic Home Brew
A toxic batch of home brewed alcohol has killed 13 Iranians and blinded five others in the southern city of Shiraz.
The official news agency in Iran, where alcohol is banned, said 60 people were taken to hospital after knocking back toxic moonshine and 20 are still in a critical condition.
Flipping off isn’t polite, but it’s legal
Is it against the law to give a bad driver the "one-finger salute" while on the road? The ol’ half of a peace sign may be rude or satisfying, depending upon which side of the finger you’re on, Laurie. But the one thing it isn’t is against the law.
A nice salad should contain, of course, lettuce, cheese, eggs and tomatoes. But they have to be fresh picked tomatoes.
Diario Epoca - Galeria de Fotos. And it really doesn't matter if you can't read or understand Spanish. Believe me on this.