Blogging like a maniac
The Breast Cancer site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free mammogram a day to an underprivileged woman. It takes less than a minute to go to their site and click on 'fund free mammograms' (pink window in the middle). This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate a mammogram in exchange for advertising.
Click to help the titties
VoiceAlizeR. It could catch on in the blogging world, this blogger is using it. What does Attu sound like?
NVR Strings: Minimal coverage swimwear.
NVR Strings is small company located just north of San Diego, in the small quiet town of San Marcos. We are committed to creating quality products using quality materials. We are constantly searching for unique fabrics for new and creative designs. Our suits are designed to be sexy and minimal in coverage.
Apparently the goatse man decided it was time to take his hobby to the next level.
'Friends' Sex Suit
It's the episode the writers of "Friends" never wanted you to see: "The One Where We Get Sued For Allegedly Making Obscene Cracks About The Stars."
Amaani Lyle says male writers discussed in graphic detail how and where they would like to have sex with stars Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox, joked about David Schwimmer's sexuality, and discussed making Matt LeBlanc's character, Joey, into a serial rapist.
Is Paris so vain, Millsy?
When the guy who had a fling with Paris Hilton releases a song called Ms Vanity, you know it's going to grab people's attention. Robert "Millsy" Mills is launching his solo career this week with the pop/rock tune.
But there's one glaring question: Is the song about Ms Hilton?
"Calls at 3am/Stands you up again/Has ten thousand friends/It's just the way she is . . ./Never waits in line/Never has the time/Makes you lose your mind/That's just the way she is."
Student lived in uni library
Steve Stanzak, a New York University second-year student who says he spent eight months sleeping in a library basement because he couldn't afford campus housing has been moved to a free dormitory room, school officials said.
Lots of students read about Stanzak's daily adventures on his Web journal, www.homelessatnyu.com and he became something of a campus celebrity.
Self-chilling beer
It is every beer lover's summer nightmare - stuck in the middle of a park with the sun warming your drink. Thankfully, scientists have come up with a solution: the self-cooling beer can.
Slightly longer than a normal drink can, it simply needs a twist to cool its content down. It can, its inventors claim, cool a beer to the perfect temperature of 3C within three minutes.
How would you feel about a person who thinks it is okay to grab your shirt and use it clean their eyeglasses?
That's how arrogant President George W. Bush is.
Pom Pom Prom
Prom is the last event in which people like to think that they will remember and I wanted to do something a little different. Sometime in March of 2003, I had been inspired from all of the crazy people that were making Duct Tape suit/dresses for their Prom. Yet I wanted to do something that hadn't been done. Prom was exactly a year away and I had plenty of time to ponder. I also had the challenge to find a date just as insane as I.
I like artistic nude photography and there for I think Guido Argentini did a great job at Silvereye.
The Anti-Panti, make your thong be gone.
Somehow I and I think all of you as well, prefer a different style.
The lights are low, the music soft, she's naked on the bed waiting for some loving - her boyfriend moves in for the kill but ......
Boxing is a noble sport, that is not because of Mike Tyson, but because of the Ring Girls.
Hi I am an exciting and busty lady in the Chicagoland area. Date her while you can!
I'm flyin' in a 747, I'm passing by the pearly gates
And I'm comin' real close to Heaven
And my guitar just can't wait, it just can't wait
In France really had the chance, yeah, there was plenty romance
I've been to England too, there wasn't much to do
One thing I know is true, what I would rather do is
Rockin' in the U.S.A.
One year ago today:
The History of Boy Bands. They're bad now, they were bad then.
Halle Berry, Eric Benet Calling It Quits
Actress Halle Berry has filed for divorce from her husband, R&B singer Eric Benet, a spokeswoman said.
The couple were married about three years and separated in October. This is the second divorce for the actress, who was previously married to Cleveland Indians outfielder David Justice.
I will show you what Eric Benet will be missing from now on....
Banks targeted in Windows hack attack
Malicious attackers in Brazil, Germany and the Netherlands tried to use a vulnerability in Windows to break into some of Australia's largest financial institutions, including at least three banks, over the Anzac weekend, according to the Atlanta-based security firm, Internet Security Systems.
Do you have bank account Down Under?
Billy get your guns
There's trouble blowing like a hurricane
Billy get your guns
That's the price on your head for the price of fame
And it'll never change
Billy get your guns
MacGyverisms has a list of all the strange, dumb, stupid tricks MacGyver has ever pulled like
- Knotted fire hose to build up water pressure
- Kerosene soaked rope lit so bad guys can't follow
- Distraction: Drywall & wood chips thru a saw
and many more...
Sam's Mailbox Picture Collection
I have always been intrigued by the ability of a craftsman to take a boring mailbox and make it into a thing of interest, adventure or beauty-- I know that we all see them every day but some are really neat and make me say-- "I wish I'd have thought of that!"
When you finished your beer, do you throw away the can or do you know of other means for empty beer cans?
In the Carribean people like music, you know that already, but if you want to participate in the fun, you must make sure you have got the right rythm and Simon is here to teach you.
We’ve had some fun, and yes we’ve had our ups and downs
Been down that rocky road, but here we are, still around
We thought about someone else, but neither one took the bait
We thought about breaking up, but now we know it’s much too late
We are bound by all the rest
Like the same phone number
All the same friends
And the same address
Yes, it’s true, I am happy to be stuck with you.
Thanks Barry Black
When it's really hot, you probably think a lot about a glass of ice cold beer.
Thanks brasilouco.
Knightmare
Fans of talking cars and eighties hair will be thrilled to know that a big screen adaptation of Knight Rider is heading for cinemas. David Hasselhoff, the German pop superstar and sometime lifeguard who played Michael Knight in the original series, is back on board to produce and co-star.
You all know that I wouldn't be caught dead carrying just any ol' boring umbrella, or one that just (gasp!) repels rain. This wonderfully wet spring I am carrying the Bright Night Illuminated Umbrella.
Ode to the Nice Guys
This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores.
It seems not everybody in Israel is interested in fighting Palestinians. Luckily enough.....
Mike Vallely, whoever that may be, had an argument with four guys. Guess how that ended.
Walking Illusions
The most original entertainment and promotional innovation of the decade!
You may have never heard of Gustavo the winner of the Spanish Big Brother, Gran Hermano, but he has something for nude beaches......
This one may be of more interest to women than men heheh
We have had our share of beauty today. Are you ready for something a little more ugly? Here are Courtney Love's scarey faces.
| Bare Watch! An explicit home movie of former Baywatch babe Gena Lee Nolin having sex is about to explode on the internet— and she's furious. The News of the World has discovered the astonishing footage— shot by Gena's ex-husband Greg Fahlman—is being hawked around porn website companies for 1million pound. A friend told us: "Gena's devastated by this. She's dreading the thought of millions of people watching some of her most intimate moments. The video was meant only for her private viewing." |  |
Avril's sk8ter prince
Avril Lavigne may be an unusual match for a royal but the Canadian rocker is going to hook up with England's Prince Harry. The fun-loving prince picked Lavigne, 19, to headline the annual Party in the Park concert in London and he is reportedly thrilled the grungy singer has agreed to perform.
Harry, 19, will spend time with the Complicated teen idol after managing to get his regal hands on a VIP backstage pass, reported Britain's The Sun today.
The tabloid quotes a friend of the red-haired royal as saying the prince is a huge fan of Lavigne.
Over at the tiny bosses I found something that will get you well through your spare browsing time.
The "HabLab" module is part of the International Space Station (ISS), currently in orbit around the Earth.
When your woman doesn't do the things you want her to, so if she is nothing but a bitch, you may consider buying some bitch pills.
Please let me know if they had the desired effect....
When your spending a holiday at the playas in Spain and you meet a girl in a disco at night, you may want to take her to the beach after closing time for some nookie. Just beware, there be a friend of yours following right behind you.
Buffo is not an ordinary clown. This gentle giant weighs in at over 200 pounds and has biceps that are bigger than most men's thighs. He juggles bowling balls as well as hatchets, meat cleavers, fire and chain saws - as long as they're not turned on! He rips telephone books in half and balances extension ladders and children sitting in chairs on his face. He lies on a bed of nails buried under a stack of cement blocks and walks on broken glass and machetes in his bare feet.
Via the flophouse.
I think you know what I mean when I mention Glam Girls to you, don't you?
Thanks Ivan.
“Fuck for forest” are concerned youngsters, fighting to preserve the environment. We believe it is possible to use people’s need for sexuality as a way to raise money for nature. And create interest for preserving our forests. It is time to pay respect, and give something back. Fuck for forest, and give the profit to the earths threatened nature...
Prom Bombs. I would like to take you to a collection of the worst prom outfits ever.
One day my friend Kerry and I got to talking about Easter. Mainly candy. Peeps came up, whereapon the man known as Kerry wagered that he could consume 100 of the sugar-covered marshmallow, uh, things. This proved to be a grievous error.
The world wide panorama shoot
On Saturday, March 20, more than 180 photographers in 40 countries around the world celebrated the Equinox by creating VR panoramas. This site showcases the results of their efforts.
Rejected NHL Rule Changes
The National Hockey League has added a series of rules changes aimed at increasing goal scoring and to make the game more appealing to an American audience. From eliminating bulky goalie equipment to adding a second referee to most games, the NHL has adopted several ideas to change the game.
Jordan Drunk
Jordan just loves to party and our sister site Befuddle didn't have to look too far to find scores of pictures of her enjoying herself at Chinawhites and her other favourite haunts. Cheers to Jordan for living each day like the weekend.
When you started school, you probably had to learn how to write, but in what way did you learn your ABC's?
one-minute vacation
Surely you can spare a minute to clean your ears? Take a one-minute vacation from the life you are living.
One-minute vacations are unedited recordings of somewhere, somewhen. Sixty seconds of something else. Sixty seconds to be someone else.
One year ago today:
The Lost Art of Seduction. Or...how to trick a woman into letting you do things to her.
Welcome internet comrades to Soviet Unions first free on-line sexy lingerie pages, with many Gif of very sexy ladies in corsets, tight lacing, and also first official release of new soviet rubber fetish and bondage pages.....just take a look at this hot chick......
Wowie!...Tempting Tatanya is wearing a slinky bra in lightweight canvas, with wide straps to avoid marks on those sexy shoulders of hers. Tatanya, would you believe it, is only 18 but her ample charms and uncommon linguistic abilities have already secured her a high powered job as personal assistant to the production director of Workers Tractor Plant No. 47 Omsk District.
A true Romeo doesn't stay under the balcony to sing a stupid love song for his Juliette. No, he will try something that will impress her much more.
Raise your hand if you're a friend of the ducky.
And if you are a true supporter you should rub your duckie too!
The erotics of type
From the simple figure 69, to elaborate tongue-in-cheek exercises like Michael Worthington's 'Dominatrix' typeface, typographers and type designers as well as readers (and censors) have used letters and ciphers to suggest 'prurient' content. Throughout the history of typography, the 'abstract' medium of type is employed to evoke eroticism, not by merely using the obvious words, but by using the letterforms: Copulating letters, erotic ligatures and the dot.
Maybe you think there's something wrong with mine, but what about your dirty mind?!
The Saab 9-3XP!
(with World Famous Microsoft Reliability and Security - guaranteed to catch all viruses or your money back!)
What do John, Lifto, Mike, Jeff, Stacey, Danny, Phish and Mike have in common? The're all very weird.
Henry is The Man
So there's this guy named Henry Earl. He lives in Lexington, KY. I don't know much about him except that he goes by the name "James Brown", (which is cool in and of itself) and that he likes to get drunk. He likes to get drunk a lot. And he gets busted a lot. As in "800+ times in the last 12 years" a lot. He spends roughly twice as much of his life in jail as out.
Can you tell me what is one of the most destinctive things about a Harley Davidson motorcycle?
Movies that inspired Quentin Tarantino for Kill Bill
Kill Bill has often been described as a movie-geek's movie. A movie for people who know all the genres and the films that are referenced to in Kill Bill. A movie for people who'll shout out in excitement "Ah, that's from Leone, did you see that?" when they see it. Of course Kill Bill is entertaining for everybody. But you get the movie-encyclopedic kick out of it if you know what's behind Kill Bill.
For those of you who haven't seen the "The Nick and Jessica Variety Show" (just about everybody I guess) I have some good news. You really don't have to listen to all that stupid chit-chat of Jessica Simpson and her dumb friend. There is a much better way of seeing that cleavage!
Thanks Tonny Montana.
Rebecca Loos 'Playboy link'
We're soon about to see a whole lot more of Rebecca Loos - if reports are to be believed.
The "Sleazy Senorita" of Sun legend needs no introduction, of course, after sharing with the world the joys of txt in the past couple of weeks.
And now "the woman who alleges she had an affair with David Beckham is ready to bare all on Playboy TV - for a six-figure fee," according to the Daily Mail.
Would working out be really hard if you had Ocean Bloom as your personal trainer?
Welcome to our amazing ghost photo gallery. Be prepared to view some of the most amazing ghost energy phenomena on the web and in the world! This is a completely free gallery to enhance your general knowledge of ghosts and to show evidence of their existence. Turn down the lights and let's move on...
Sandalanssoxer, about people who have absolutely no idea of what fashion is like this year, or was in the past decades.
One year ago today:
Here's our fabulous collection of Strange Laws that can date back very far. Most of these laws remain in the books today, even if rarely enforced.
Did you know that in Corpus Christie, Texas, it is illegal to raise alligators in your home, or that in Michigan, it is against the law for a lady to lift her skirt more than 6 inches while walking through a mud puddle.
A "Drunk Tank" where dangerously intoxicated people can sober up is set to be opened in Edinburgh to help cope with the city’s growing number of stag nights.
Police plan to take weekend binge drinkers and drunken down-and-outs to the facility until they are fit to look after themselves again.
Even blind old ladies terrify the cops
S he was 71 years old.
She was blind.
She needed her 94-year-old mother to come to her rescue.
And in the middle of the dogfight -- in which Eunice Crowder was pepper-sprayed, Tasered and knocked to the ground by Portland's courageous men in blue -- the poor woman's fake right eye popped out of its socket and was bouncing around in the dirt.
The Porg Gravy Ladies.
Let's meet Louisa Patricia Crompton.
Born in 1954 and not lookin' a day older than 56, Louisa has been single her whole life, but don't let that fool you. She's been working the field since she was 12.
If you are ever looking for her, just head to the guy's bathroom in the back of Ray's Stop n' Shop between 6 and 9pm weekdays. She'll be there, willing and able!
Wouldn't you like to be like Tubby Bob. Probably not. It's very NSFW, but if you choose to click it, I'll guarantee you lots of laughter.
5m shark jumps onto boat
5 1/2-metre Great White shark terrified three anglers when it lunged from the water and sank its teeth into the side of their small fishing boat, the skipper said.
Gary Dodunski said the shark, which was bigger than his boat, charged as fishing mate Shane Goble tried to land a fish he had on his line off the city of New Plymouth on North Island's west coast.
Sammy Shlong the Singing Dong
This has got to be the funniest thing! Sammy is resting quietly until activated then he rises to the occasion and sings his song. His little mouth opens and closes when he sings and he dances up and down. Guaranteed to have all broad minded people in stitches and the rest speechless!
This will beat your mom's singing bass!
Piss on Britney
Britney fled for cover after having urine thrown at her as she filmed a TV ad. The star was bombed with buckets of urine by angry neighbours as she sang on location in the early hours of the morning, according to the News of the World. Residents staged their protest at around 4am in downtown Los Angeles, hurling bucket-loads at the 20-year-old singer as she performed in the street below.
Ghetto Rainbow
The most controversial underrated group in gangsta rap history. Period.
They used to clean up the mean streets of Gotham City – but now the Caped Crusader and his loyal sidekick are taking on a new challenge.
That’s right folks! Batman and Robin have been on the streets of Whitley, saving damsels in distress, scaring wrongdoers and even chasing naked men from football pitches.
Karen Greenlee is a necrophiliac. Five years ago she made national headlines when she drove off in a hearse and wasn't heard from for two days. Instead of delivering the body to the cemetery she decided to spend some time alone with the corpse. Eventually, the police found her in the next county, overdosed on codeine Tylenol.....
Well, you finally found the page that will help you to master the art of knife throwing. Before you actually buy a knife, I suggest you first read through this homepage, to get a better notion of what to look for.
So you're gonna be on Cribs? We've got a few pointers to make your Cribs taping the best it can be!
You're in the army now
A woman posing as a military officer conned her way onto a British airforce base and lived there undetected for five months, even running up a large bar bill, a report said.
The 35-year-old, named by the Sun newspaper as Kelsey McMillan, pretended to be an army medic on a training course and was only detected after she successfully applied for a transfer to a different base.
You wanted Katja? You got Katja. The new Katja Schuurman Playboy pics. If you need a mirror or even another mirror.
Thanks damocles!
I think he is great. He is sexy both with long hair and with a shaved head. He knows to handle his cell-phone, which is of great importance nowadays. Not to mention his football skills. You know by now that I'm referring to Becks. You may think that I have some crush on him, but that is not the complete truth. Right now I am ready to confess that I slept with Beckham.
More 'russ' ready for porn film
Yesterday 26 Oslo girls created a fuss by agreeing to and then withdrawing from participating in a porn film in order to help finance their 'russebil' - a party bus used by reveling high school graduates known as 'russ', who traditionally use the weeks leading up to their final exams in dissipated celebration. Now more girls are linked to porn financing.
By the way: this is Norway too.
John And Rebecca-Romijn Stamos Split Coincides With Olsen Coming Of Age
"The reason for my impending divorce is quite simple," said Stamos, perpetually remembered by Full House fans as the hair-obsessed "Uncle Jessie." "There are --- days until the Olsen twins turn 18. And I’ll be damned if being married to the hottest woman on the planet is going to hold me back from tapping into some of that."
Phil the Security Guard
Welcome good citizens! I'm sure it is your great pleasure to be aware of my existence. Please don't embarrass yourself with slobbering gratitude toward me. Although I am a superior security guard I am also sort of like you. So relax, write me letters and stories and I will post them. This is your site, too.
Your Man In Lite Blue,
Look Both Ways,
Be Safe,
Phil
If you are searching the internetweb, don't you always search for something sexy and funny?
The latest craze is only for people with high-tech cell phones: toothing.
Thanks zzb
Improve your balance and co-ordination and increase your range of motion with the Wobble Board. 
Using a Wobble Board is a bit like surfing on the spot (and on dry land, obviously). It feels a bit strange at first, but you'll soon notice the benefits. The base allows 360° of movement over 10 – 20° of tilt, and controlling its movement will engage you both physically and mentally. Don't worry though; you won't go flying off on your early attempts, as the board features non-slip traction to help you keep your grip.
J-Lo Wannabee
A television make-over show has tried to turn its latest participant into Jennifer Lopez - and his name is Michael.
MTV's I Want A Famous Face, where contestants undergo thousands of pounds' worth of plastic surgery to look like their favourite star, has managed to turn up the shock factor another notch after twins Matt and Mike Schlepp went under the knife to look like Brad Pitt.
Now transsexual Michael J Tito, 23, has been given hormone treatment, jaw and brow sculpting and cheek implants to look like Latin diva J-Lo in a programme screened last night in the US.
Do you think it was a success?
It's about now that the new Katja Schuurman Playboy fotos will appear. Let me remind you of the older ones.
Come on
Baby don't you wanna go
Come on
Baby don't you wanna go
Back to that same old place
Sweet home Chicago
A Naughty Bunny
We saved a bunny from a car park last week.
We shouldn't have bothered.
We don't have the bunny any more.
Sex a-peel
Thanks a bunch! Gorgeous Rachel Hunter peels a banana . . . and looks good enough to eat.
Rachel, 35, struck the fruity pose as she modelled a strapless bikini — showing just why she was picked to replace love rival Penny Lancaster as the face of Ultimo. 
Mum-of-two Rachel, who is divorcing rocker Rod Stewart, 59, was hired earlier this year.
She and Penny, 33, have since been seen out in Los Angeles at a “bury the hatchet” lunch. They famously clashed last year at the prestigious Laureus Sports Awards.
Have you read the text, or didn't you care about that, just like me?
Taboo Tunes — songs that have sparked controversies down through the ages — can make for interesting listening. It is the periodic campaigns to suppress or censor such music, however, that are absolutely worth keeping an eye on. And that’s why tabootunes.com exists.
| Ex-Pogues singer roughed up in pub Shane MacGowan, former singer with Irish folk-rockers The Pogues, suffered facial injuries during a beating in a central London pub, a British newspaper reported Wednesday. The Evening Standard said MacGowan, 46, was attacked Monday by two men in the Joiners Arms pub. A spokesman for St. Thomas' Hospital said MacGowan was admitted but left before receiving treatment. |  |
When you first saw that car at your local car dealer you were absolutely certain that that was the car you really needed to have. The price was okay, sou you simply bought the vehicle. Driving around town was fun, you could pick up your friends, buy more stuff at the supermarket and more things like that.
And at the end of summer, in September, you were so confident about your little car, you thought it was a great idea to go on a holiday with your car. And that was when the trouble started.
Man trapped 10 days by his organ
An Ohio man was in critical condition Friday after being rescued from beneath an overturned organ that toppled more than a week ago.
Elex Pentorn Jr., 50, was found Wednesday by two men in Sandusky checking to see why he hadn't collected his mail since April 2, the Cleveland Morning Journal reported.
After about ten tries is still couldn't make it past 4.5 seconds. How long can you last?
Have you ever had the experience of meeting someone that was a real pain in the butt?
Art or porn?
The Good Old Naughty Days, released this week, is a smorgasbord of amateur porn from cinema's infancy. But can you tell it apart from the highest expressions of the seventh art?
'Get Your Praise On'
At these new booze-free nightclubs, DJs spin and patrons shake in the name of Jesus Christ. Dirty dancing allowed is not allowed!
Since last week Steve Irwin was reported missing. Lucky enough for his wife they just found him.
Giorgio Armani Has Fake Armani Watch
Imitation is flattering, says designer Giorgio Armani, who has a fake Armani watch to prove it. Armani said he bought the watch for $22 in Shanghai. ``It was an identical copy of an Emporio Armani watch,'' he said at a news conference Monday in Hong Kong. The real timepiece costs many times as much.
As a five-year-old child, Dokaka hummed along with melodies on television, but one day plugged headphones into the TV, discovering that the sounds in his head matched those piping through the headphones. He quickly realized that songs consist of many parts like bass, drums, etc. Within a year, he began to record himself humming.
A bra-and-G-string-clad Ms. Malibu helped Birmingham City Commissioner Tom McDaniel celebrate his 65th birthday Friday with a striptease in a popular restaurant kitty-corner from Birmingham City Hall and the police department.
One patron, Birmingham resident Mike Whiting, filed a police report, alleging that the stripper, identified by police as Tamara Lyn Thomas, was performing lap dances, lifting up her denim skirt to reveal no underwear and exposing her groin.
Isn't that just what you hire a stripper for?
Calista Flockhart as you've never seen her before... and probably never want to see her again.
Today's Lego link: it's not just Volvo that does Lego cars, now there's Honda as well.
You got me jumping like a crazy clown
And I don't feature what your putting down
Since I kissed his loving lips of wine
The thing that bothers me is that I like it fine
Hey hey set me free
Stupid Cupid stop picking on me
This is your chance to showcase your unusual creative talents to millions of TV viewers all around the World on Downloaded, an exciting new TV clips show. Bravo TV want your funny clips, insane stunts, mental tricks and mad animations to be broadcast this summer. With your help we want to make Downloaded the maddest TV show ever.
Thanks Chris
Passwords revealed by sweet deal
More than 70% of people would reveal their computer password in exchange for a bar of chocolate, a survey has found.
It also showed that 34% of respondents volunteered their password when asked without even needing to be bribed.
Girls do porn film to finance high school parties
26 seniors from two high schools in Oslo are going to participate in a porn film staring Norwegian porn actor Rocco in order to finance their end of the year parties.
Two of the girls are going to participate in a sex scene which will be taped in the girl’s bus, according to the Norwegian paper VG.
Thanks Thomas, will you keep me up to date on the girls' names and the availability of the vid as well?
Founder of Guinness Book of Records dies
Norris McWhirter, co-founder of the Guinness Book of Records, final arbiter on everything from the fastest climb of Mount Everest to the world's longest hot dog, has died. He was 78.
McWhirter suffered a heart attack Monday after playing tennis at his home in Wiltshire, southern England, a family spokeswoman said.
One of the strangest records in the book:
Farthest Spaghetti Nasal Ejection
Kevin Cole of Carlsbad, New Mexico, USA, holds the record for the longest spaghetti strand blown out of a nostril in a single blow. On December 16, 1998, Kevin successfully achieved a record distance of 19 cm (7.5 in) on the set of Guinness World Records
The unique and original P-Mate which enables woman to pee while standing upright.
Once you have used it, you can't do without it.The P-Mate gives you more freedom, safety and hygiene. It is developed in connection with the experiences of thousands of women who have tested the P-Mate at grand events, both nationally and internationally.
Guys, your wife or girlfriend could secretly be moonlighting as a lap dancer -- and you don't have a clue!
He'Brew - The chosen beer.
Called "delicately delicious" by Playboy.com and "worthy of your worship" by Incite Magazine.
Kosher certified for rites and rituals both sacred and secular.
The African elephant is the biggest animal on land. The bull weighs 12,000 pounds and is 11 feet tall. The cow weighs 8,000 pounds is 9 feet tall.
Maybe I will piss some people off, maybe I will please some people with this: British chicks are great.
The IT manager - overworked and underappreciated. You know the story. Back in school, always the last to be picked for football, but the first one they ran to when they accidentally deleted a homework assignment. Not much has changed since then.
To-do list trips up serial bank robber
A man who added "rob bank" to his to-do list pleaded guilty to robbing six banks in suburban Kansas City.
John Sarver pleaded guilty Monday in U.S. District Court to six counts of bank robbery.
Sarver, 47, of Kansas City, Kan., admitted robbing the banks in suburban Leawood, Prairie Village, Shawnee and Olathe between January 2002 and December 2003.
100 movies that deserve more love
These are films we feel don't get enough love. They're films from our lifetime of experience, which is why you won't see deserving films from the pre-1970 era. That's an article for another time.
At EBAY: New BMW 740 with small dent.
I drove this beauty for only 5 days. She has less than 1,000 miles. She purrs like a cat if you know what I mean. I thought my Lexus was awesome. This ultimate driving maching is the ultimate "look at that guy in that car" machine. I felt like I was in the PRIME of my life the past few days.
Silica Gel: Do Not Eat
Greetings and welcome to the one and only site totally dedicated to Silica Gel, what I think is the most underappreciated substance in the world. Mostly anyone you ask has heard of Silica Gel, but many know nothing about it and few know more than a few basic facts. Fortunatly, I'm here to change all that, and inform the world about the beauty of Silica Gel.
The Umbrella Project
This dress uses 20 umbrella pelts collected from the gutters of Berkeley and New York, largely by Anadamayi. Anandamayi also made the rosettes on the bodice (from the little bits on top of the umbrellas).
Do you have a job that will pay you $100,000? Probably not. But probably you're not Courtney Love's dog walker.
Virgin Christina Aguilera
Pop babe Christina Aguilera is to star in a sizzling TV ad that is being branded the sexiest ever commercial.
The steamy session, which will be filmed on a closed studio set, has been devised by Virgin Mobile's ad team. Staff have been sworn to secrecy over the advert and the crew were vetted before they were hired.
Virgin boss Sir Richard Branson personally requested Christina for the shoot which has been planned over six months. Branson even invited the singer to his Caribbean paradise isle of Necker to help seal the deal.
When a driver fails to step on the gas as soon as the light turns green because he's busy having sex with his passenger, is that legal justification for a law enforcement officer in the car behind to make a traffic stop?
 | The breath-taking design of the Nicosphere 3000 signals a breakthrough for smokers of all ages. Using the latest Nicological technology, the Nicosphere 3000 offers a discreet smoking environment for its user. The system has six smoking programmes, all designed to fit your busy lifestyle and has been ergonomically designed to fit either the male or female torso. Unlike other systems, there’s no need to envelop your whole body; the Nicosphere helmet simply covers your head. |
Upset because his live-in male "acquaintance" was set to leave him, St. Louis Blues center Mike Danton hatched a murder-for-hire plot that failed when the supposed $10,000 hit man ran to the FBI.
As a result, Danton, 23, was arrested last Friday (along with a 19-year-old female cohort) and charged with soliciting the murder of his roommate, who is not named in the criminal complaint filed in U.S.
'We Built This City'
"We Built This City" is the single worst single ever constructed, according to Blender's ranking of reeking tunes.
The magazine's list of "The 50 Worst Songs Ever," which hits newsstands Tuesday in New York and Los Angeles and April 27 nationwide, distills the lamest popular rock-era records into one sonic landfill.
What do you feel is the worst song ever?
Soccer suicide carnage averted
A group of 10 terror suspects arrested in Britain overnight were planning an attack on Manchester United's stadium during this weekend's blockbuster against Liverpool, according to reports.
"If successful, any such attack would have caused absolute carnage. Thousands of people could have been killed," a police source said.
Some of soccer's most expensive names are scheduled to play the match. England's Michael Owen, Steven Gerrard, Wes Brown and Emile Heskey are also due to play, so too other international stars such as Ruud van Nistelrooy, Luis Saha, Cristiano Ronaldo, Roy Keane and Ryan Giggs.
English made easy
Having chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC (now officially the European Union, or EU), the European Parliament has commissioned a feasibility study in ways of improving efficiency in communications between Government departments
Oh the irony...
Moderately low levels of iron may affect women's memory, attention and other mental abilities, according to a new study.
Even moderately low levels of iron, not just full-fledged iron deficiency anemia, were related to poorer mental function, the researchers reported Monday.
But correcting the problem is easy, as women who took iron supplements experienced a reversal in the negative effect on cognitive skills, the study's lead author told Reuters Health.
When you visit Egypt there is one thing you should do, besides visiting the pyramids. And that is riding a camel.
Is there anyone more annoying than Mick Hucknall? We like to think so! We hope that there is a steady flow of living celebrities who are more annoying than the ginger Simply Red lead man.
In order to prove this, we keep a database of 1000 living, non-fictional celebrities which are, in most people's opinion... More annoying than Mick Hucknall.
How Does Your Favorite Song Feel?
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Food from Sweden
Sweden is a cold and beautiful place near the North Pole where polar bears and blondes roam the streets while the rest of the population hangs around the smorgasbord.
Here is just another thing that is exactly what the internetweb is meant for: Bald Stars.
Can't Find On Google
Welcome to Can't Find On Google. Most of the time, you punch what you want to know into Google, and you instantly get what you're looking for. But have you ever had that experience, where you try query after query and no matter how hard you try, you just can't find what you're looking for?
That's what this site is for -- because the things Google can't find is more interesting than the stuff Google can find.
It's an oldy and you all have probably seen it before. Nevertheless this will remind you why you should not flirt at a nudist beach.
A Visit to The Hitler Bar
I first heard about the Hitler bar on our Discussion Board. I thought I knew what to expect, but was still shocked to see the neon swastikas and larger than life Hitler saluting next to the 7/11. While trying to discreetly photograph the Hitler writing that is painted on the walls leading up to the bar, a man approached and asked what we were doing. It turned out to be the owner, Mr. Hong, who invited us in, brought us a couple of orange juices and answered a few questions.
Man set fire, stayed and died
An intoxicated Davis Park man died after he lit a rug on fire and challenged his roommate to see who could stay in the house on Fire Island longer Saturday night, Suffolk County police said.
Catcher
After a long period of engineering approximately 5 years we have succeeded in developing a chicken catch machine which will be (and is) an innovation in the market.
The machine is a patented system and can be considered the only fully automatic system in the world.
Charlie: "DON'T call me CHUCK!"
A baby boomer boy remembers Converse "Chuck Taylor" All Star Sneakers.
No 3.: Celina Laurie, a 27-year-old vicar's daughter, revealed that she had sex with Beckham on Aug 7, 2002, in a hotel in the Danish city of Aarhus, after a Manchester United game there.
According to Laurie, after chatting her up in a bar, Beckham told her: 'I've got a king-sized bed at the hotel. Would you like to join me?'
Nevada woman sues Coors over son's death
A Reno woman has sued Coors Brewing Co. over her son's death in a traffic accident, claiming the company promotes underage drinking.
Pisco's 19-year-old son, Ryan, was killed in March 2002 after he drank Coors at a party in Reno and drove his girlfriend's car into a light pole at 90 mph.
"They should be well aware that people under 21 are drinking Coors," said Ken McKenna, Jodie Pisco's lawyer. "They should be liable for the damage caused by underage drinking."
| Angelina's strip pledge Tomb Raider star Angelina Jolie has vowed to keep stripping until she is 40. The 28-year-old admitted she would carry on taking her clothes off after that if it was not for her adopted son Maddox. According to the Daily Star she said: "I think I'm okay until my son's a teenager. I'll have to handle it then. |  |
A teen who wrote about wanting to do "horrible things" was sentenced to 50 years in prison for trying to kill a woman by driving up onto a sidewalk to hit her with his sport utility vehicle.
Police say Daniel Robbins, now 17, told investigators he tried to kill Patty Emanuel, 40, while she was jogging last May 27 because he wanted to have sex with her corpse.
Improve Google Page Ranking
The following A TO Z Guide will help you to build a successful site in 1 years time via Google alone. It can be done faster if you are a real go getter, or everyones favorite a self starter.
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A Paradise For Your Furry Friends!
Hamsters, gerbils and mice are our furry domesticated friends. They make great pets, but sometimes get neglected when you're busy playing all-night quake-fragfests and spending all-day reading other people's blogs. 
Via Aglarond.
Beer company needs paid summer interns!!!
Now that we've got your attention, you're probably wondering what the deal is. Well, we are a local New York beer company and we're seeking assistance in our marketing/sales departments for the summer.
The pay will be $1000.00 for the entire summer, plus a $500.00 bonus for
anyone who stays the whole time and performs well. Not to mention the fringe benefits which include admission to various events AND a weekly allowance of FREE beer for you & your friends!!
Extreme Makeover Couple Hooks Up, Bumps Uglies
Last week viewers watched in rapt amazement as two ugly ducklings met with fresh bruises and scars from their extreme makeovers and fell in love. From their publicly televised first kiss to their co-emergence from cocoons of hideousness everyone wondered if their love was real and if they would indeed be bumping uglies.
Kacie and James met ugly and fell in love even uglier. Both ravaged by poor genes and scars from a life of ugliness through and through they worked through it with open hearts and closed sutures. As their emotions and faces began to heal they found a geek love the likes of which few geeks experience, even while playing Dungeons & Dragons.
Dangerous Laboratories is a multi-dollar firm located in the Rocky Mountains. We specialize in do-it-yourself scientific, industrial, and alternative energy projects.
Anastasia Volochkova, a top Russian ballerina, sacked for being too heavy, lost a damages claim for $1 million against the chief of Moscow's Bolshoi Theater on Thursday.
At 168 cm (5 feet 6 inches) and weighing around 50 kg (110 pounds), the blonde ballerina's measurements were considered larger than usual for a dancer. She has dismissed the criticism.
Relieves stress and tension in the most pleasurable way. A true companion
and sexual partner who is always there for you, never gets tired, is always
pretty, and who is programmed to please you.
Affordable when considering the alternatives.
Thanks Jeff
One year ago today:
Justin had all his homework done and was very bored... so he did this one day.
Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out with the crowd
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack,
I don't care if I never get back.
Let me root, root, root for the home team,
If they don't win, it's a shame.
For it's one, two, three strikes, you're out,
At the old ball game.
Maradona in intensive care
Diego Maradona was in intensive care Sunday after suffering from heart and blood pressure problems, a hospital statement said.
Maradona, who led Argentina to the 1986 World Cup title in Mexico, was taken to a hospital hours after watching former team Boca Juniors play. It was the second time in recent years that the 43-year-old soccer great has been hospitalized.
Just ‘Puppy’ Love
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos says she hasn't been spending time with another famous actor since her recent break up with husband John Stamos.
When asked about a current gossip column blurb that she has been spending time with actor John Cusack, Romijn-Stamos said the only new relationship in her life is with a puppy.
Courtney Love has discussed her tabloid life in an appearance Thursday night on NBC's "The Tonight Show."
The trouble-magnet rock singer and actress told Jay Leno about the day police and a social worker came calling. She said she was "furious,"adding, "How dare a social worker come to my home."
U.S. deploys loud music, insults in Fallujah
In Fallujah's darkened, empty streets, U.S. troops blast AC/DC's Hell's Bells and other rock music full volume from a huge speaker, hoping to grate on the nerves of this Sunni Muslim city's gunmen and give a laugh to marines along the front line.
Unable to advance farther into the city, an Army psychological operations team hopes a mix of heavy metal and insults shouted in Arabic — including, “You shoot like a goat herder” — will draw gunmen to step forward and attack.
So the weekend is over. I bet you have been drinking heavily the past few days. I just don't want you to drink next weekend as much as you did lately. Why? Because of these nine reasons.
Jay Maynard's TRON costume
I saw lots of TRON costumes on the net, and wasn't satisfied with any of them. The biggest deficiency was that none of them attempted to capture the green tint of the characters' outfits in the computer world. Yes, I know that was added in the digital animation process, but, still, a white costume just doesn't look right. Many of them also used black for the circuit patterns, one more step away from the costumes the viewer saw in the movie.
I decided I could do better, at least to my own way of thinking.
Daryl Hannah has been questioned by police after acting like her Kill Bill: Vol 2 character at the LA premiere. She aroused suspicion by doing kung fu poses and behaving cockily. The Splash actress said she always gets nervous when meeting the press at glitzy events.
Yeah right, she was just drunk!
Beaches Brook
Kelly Brook plays a shipwreck survivor — with a figure to send lads overboard. The 34E-24-34 babe was ship-shapely in a bikini as she filmed her first major movie, Three.
AVN Hall of Famer Janine Lindemulder, considered by many to have been the most beautiful woman to ever work in adult, has come out of retirement – and this time she’s doing boys.
Lindemulder, who was best known by her first name, only performed in girl/girl scenes during her decade long career, most of which was spent at Vivid Video. A home video of Lindemulder with then boyfriend Vince Neil that was released on the Internet was her only boy/girl scene that was ever released on the market.
Want to know exactly what men are dying for you to do to them when they're naked? We did, so we asked dozens of dudes what makes a woman unforgettable in bed.
Prostitute files suit in Vegas against former Motley Crue singer
Andrea "TrixXxie Blue" Terry, a former Moonlite BunnyRanch prostitute who accused Vince Neil of assaulting her has filed a civil lawsuit against the former Motley Crue frontman, the brothel and BunnyRanch owner Dennis Hof.
The lawsuit, filed in Clark County District Court, seeks unspecified damages of at least $20,000 for lost wages and other costs stemming from the July 10, 2003 incident.
Jordan has secretly had a fourth boob job in a bid to lift her sagging cleavage.
The glamour model checked into a private clinic last month for surgery to perk up her 32FF bust, the News of the World can reveal.
But, as our pictures show, the ?6,000 op could not fully disguise the ugly creased skin pulling on both sides between her breasts.
Whatever I'm going to do this weekend I will do it at least 15 times!
Nude Photography: The Final Frontier For William Shatner
William Shatner is boldly going into a new field -- nude photography.
The "Star Trek" star recently went behind the camera to handle a photo shoot for Playboy.com of Deanna Brooks, Miss May 1998 and found the challenge gratifying.
I'm almost human, can't help feelin' strange
The moon is out, I think I'm gonna change
You're so smooth and tender, a living, breathing dream
I've got to have you, baby, I'm listenin' for your scream
I'm almost human
Dancers X-rayed at clubs
Nightclubbers could be subjected to mobile X-ray scanners that see through their clothes in police raids on drug-dealer havens.
The X-ray machine shows the body with blurry detail of the anatomy and anything concealed beneath clothing.
Police in Britain said the images were "very graphic" but hailed their use as a fantastic success.
Victoria Police are monitoring the device, which has been used to arrest dealers and armed thugs at London clubs.
Man dumps strip club bill on his bank
The Norwegian business man used a small fortune at an exclusive strip club in Germany. He now demands his bank picks up the bill.
The man claims he just ended up in the club accidentally and that he was drugged. He now demands that his bank, DnB, pays the bill for the club visit.
The Norwegian was on a business trip to Germany last summer. On the evening of June 30, he arrived in Düsseldorf, and around midnight he ended up at the exclusive strip club. The man states that he was served drinks, and afterwards he felt that everything was hazy, reports the Norwegian financial paper Dagens Næringsliv.
Transgender Singer to Do Menstrual Pad Ads
| Foxy Lady" Harisu will be the first transgender individual to appear in an advertisement for menstrual pads. From the middle of next month, Harisu will be appearing as a model in television and magazine ads for imported "UFT" sanitary napkins. |  |
Sometimes, like when your banging the girlfriend you need messages to be much shorter or else.....!
Thanks Chris
Rebecca Loos says she is ready to tell all about David Beckham's most "intimate parts" if she is ever called before a court of law.
The 26-year-old threw down the gauntlet in a TV interview aired in Britain last night.
She said she would reveal certain marks she claims the soccer superstar has on parts of his body despite Beckham's denial of any affair.
"There's something I know about him, an intimate part of his body I think only women who've been in bed with him would know," she said. "If they did want to take me to court I could easily stand up and say, well ..."
Sharon Stone's Scar
This site is dedicated to the mystery and intrigue surrounding the scar on Sharon Stone's neck. Few believe me, many deny it exists, and no one knows how she got it. It almost looks as if she's been beheaded, had her throat slit open, or had routine head transplant surgery.
One year ago today:
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Songkran On Khao Sarn Road, April 15, 2004
The center of the water-throwing frenzy in Bangkok is around Khao Sarn Road. Here is a taste of what it's like to be there...
It’s time to leave and get another quart
Around the corner at the liquor store
Haha, the cheapest stuff is all I need
To get me back on my feet again
Ooh, it’s cold gin time again
J.Lo-Butt Implants Explode!
A woman who yearned to have a bottom as luscious and rounded as the rear end of pop star Jennifer Lopez has found her dreams blasted to smithereens -- after her butt implants exploded!
Candy Jones- Davies, 22, vows to sue the hospital where surgeons allegedly pumped the implants so full of curve-creating air, they both blew sky-high -- right on the operating table.
Two arrests under camcorder law
Los Angeles police have made the first arrests under a new law targeting pirates who use camcorders in cinemas.
Ruben Centero Moreno, 34, was arrested after the projectionist used night vision goggles to spot video cameras.
And Min Jae Joun, 28, was arrested on suspicion of recording a screening of The Passion of the Christ on 10 April.
These are a few T-shirts that I came up with. My girlfriend says that she will never be seen in public with me wearing these designs. I keep telling her that she is over reacting. You be the judge.
How is it that, after jumping the curb fast enough to sail up onto that roof, the car just stopped?
Scientists Create "Water" That Isn't Wet
A new chemical concocted by scientists at the Tyco's Fire and Security Division looks and acts just like water except for one thing... it doesn't get things wet.
I hate it! Where will our fun be?
At ebay: Paris Hilton's Pubic Hair
This bundle of Pubic Hair was taken from Paris Hilton's bathroom sink at one of her hotels when she visited Australia late last year. Surprise!!!!!!!!! She isn't a natural blonde!!!!
Thanks federico
You are looking for something really crazy for your prom or for any other party or just to show off? Why not get yourself a crazy limo?
Everybody is entitled to have his or her own fetisjism, but would you have the hots for women eating bananas slowly?
Make Millions in Rap
Make money selling your rap music like the stars on BET and MTV...the proven secrets and techniques used by the top stars and record labels in hip hop. like Master P, Baby from Cash Money records, Jay-Z-Rocafella, Dr. Dre, 50 cent, Def Jam, Suge Knight, Ruff Ryders , Universal and more. Learn what the major record labels don't want you to know.
Oh and before I forget, there's one more thing you need to make all that money: rap industry models for your videos.
Dangerous songs
When Richard Wagner composed his powerful Ride Of The Valkyries in the 1850s, he surely wasn't thinking of any danger he was posing to 21st Century motorists.
Britain's RAC Foundation for Motoring today named the strident classical piece as the No.1 tune not to play while driving, based on research which the foundation says shows that loud music can cause accidents.
What song do you like to play over and over while driving?
Chances are that either you or someone you know has a penis. Having a penis can be fun: it's hanging out, not hidden in the body; it's easy to play with; and even lets us pee standing up. But sometimes having a penis can be downright annoying. Let's take a look at some of the big issues concerning young men and their penises.
Anti-Barbie becomes Russian icon
An unglamorous schoolgirl has become a feminist icon in Russia after she was entered for an online beauty pageant by a friend as a prank.
Alyona Pisklova - not her real surname - got at least 40,000 votes, making her the runaway favourite to represent Russia in June's Miss Universe contest.
But Alyona, 15, was disqualified ahead of the finals because of her age.
In a blow to convention, her supporters hit back with a website called "Say No To Barbie Dolls".
College student charged in fake abduction
Audrey Seiler, a 20-year-old college student accused of faking her own kidnapping last month was charged Wednesday with lying to police in what they suggested was a desperate attempt to get her boyfriend's attention.
She was charged with two misdemeanor counts of obstructing officers. Each charge carries up to nine months in jail and a $10,000 fine.
Wearing Underoos is Fun
A few days ago I was with my son at Toys R Us, and was amazed to see Underoos had been brought back. The Superman Underoos, though different in packaging, were almost identical to the pair I got when I was a kid. Popular in the early 80s, these underwear/t-shirt sets were a great way to play around as your favorite superhero before bedtime.
She's scan-tily clad
Forget trying to squeeze your bum on the photocopier - spread your assets on this flatbed.
The HP Scanjet 4600 and 4760 can be used for every day copy making as well as those special jobs for parts that other scanners fail to reach.
And if you don't believe me, listen to what tech-savvy Anna Ridgewell, of Chapel-en-Frith, Derbyshire, has to say.
Lara Croft Models / Girls
Lara Croft is as important, if not more so, than the games themselves, and it goes without saying that a Tomb Raider game just wouldn't be the same without its lead heroine.
Tara Palmer-Tomkinson has revealed she hasn't had sex for six months.
"I haven't even had a lover for six months. It's not like I'm overpaid and underlaid... well, actually I am."
Gord Weber,
As an ex professional athlete I am passionate about sports photography. I shoot primarily professional and college football, but love to photograph all types of sports.
As I progressed as a photographer I have moved towards working with models and doing studio work. I love creating images that both the model and I love. I encourage your creativity within the process..jpg)
Lil' Kim faces charges over 2001 shootout
Lil' Kim, the rapper known for her outrageously revealing outfits and sexually charged lyrics, was charged Wednesday with lying to a grand jury about a 2001 shootout involving her entourage.
The 28-year-old star, whose real name is Kimberly Jones, turned herself at federal court, where she was to appear before a judge. Her attorney, Mel Sachs, called the charges "baseless."
You may be into spicing up your own body, so why not spice up your computer with some TechTatts?
The 100 Greatest Movie Characters of All Time
Premiere celebrates the most memorable movie characters and talks to some of the actors who brought them to life.
We've all been to Hooters... looks like there's a new restaurant to try... Beavers!
A short cut to better spoken English
Chop a centimeter or so off your tongue and become a fluent English speaker. That is the hope that recently drove one mother to take her six-year-old son for surgery aimed at ridding him of his Korean accent when speaking the language of choice in global business.
Don't buy a bouvier!
Interested in buying a Bouvier? You must be or you wouldn't be reading this. You've already heard how marvelous Bouviers are. Well, I think you should also hear, before it's too late, that BOUVIERS ARE NOT THE PERFECT BREED FOR EVERYONE. As a breed they have a few features that some people find charming, but that some people find mildly unpleasant and some people find downright intolerable.
Which made me wonder: do you have any pets?
Celebrity Blogs and Diaries
The stories told by everyday people are often the most compelling. But there's no denying there's something irresistable about getting inside the head of someone who's truly lived their "fifteen minutes" — and then some.
Listed are, amongst others, Asia Carrera, Jeff Bridges, Gene Simmons and even Anna Kournikova.....
Lazy days well they'll pass you by
Lazy days in the wink of a young girl's eye
Lazy days, lazy days
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
Meet Jonathan Wilson. The 27-year-old Florida inmate was charged Monday with drug possession after jailers discovered 1.9 grams of cocaine stashed inside a cigar tube that the 350-pound Wilson had "concealed in a fat roll" at the bottom of his stomach.
Yes, we too say, "Yecchh!"
Fast-food loving beauty crowned Miss USA
A fast-food loving beauty queen from Missouri who has two master's degrees and once wrestled a greased pig in a mud pit was crowned Miss USA 2004.
Shandi Finnessey, 25, won the title Monday night over 50 other contestants and will represent the United States at the Miss Universe pageant in Quito, Ecuador, on June 1.
 | Handcuffed Man Steals Police Car A handcuffed suspect stepped through his handcuffs to get his hands in front of him and stole a sheriff's cruiser Monday afternoon, according to police. |
It may be a very strange question, but it has been on my head for a while now. I was a bit embarassed to ask, but could I be a pornstar?
IKEA now offers a great new computer desk. Guess what they have named the piece of furniture....
| Britney's video suicide Here are the first pictures of the shocking new Britney Spears video Everytime – which show the star drowning in a bath with slashed wrists. The scenes have sparked fury from parents’ groups who fear it could lead to copycat suicides. They have branded the singer stupid and irresponsible. Michelle Elliot, director of parents’ group Kidscape, blasted: “This is absolutely outrageous, totally irresponsible, completely stupid. |  |
Don’t do it! Don’t let personal vanity fool you into undertaking the latest fad beauty treatment from the West Coast. Be warned! A grotesque and barbaric new cosmetic procedure is headed toward Manhattan, and you must resist the temptation to try it.
It's all about the color of your bum. Yes, you guessed it: I’m talking about anus-bleaching.
Sarah Marbeck, the “model” who claims she was bedded by David Beckham worked as a high-class hooker.
She signed up with the exclusive Boardroom Escorts Agency in Sydney, Australia, six months after the second of her alleged romps with David Beckham.
She told agency boss Graeme Edwards she had been working as a prostitute in Singapore, where she says she had sex with the soccer idol four hours after they met.
Personalized moon crash for sale
Better hurry, and bring along at least $6 million. That's the opening bid on eBay for crashing 22 pounds (10 kilograms) of whatever personal cargo you want to lob to the moon.
Orbital Development will provide a lunar spacecraft that can be packed with personal paraphernalia. While en route to the moon -- taking 4 to 5 days -- and before smashing into the lunar terrain, the moon probe would return digital photography as it approaches the near side of the moon, right up the moment of impact.
Petter Hegre is married. He is married to his wife, of course.... His wife is Luba..jpg)
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Don't wanna wait 'til you know me better
Let' just be glad for the time together
Life's such a treat and it's time you taste it
There ain't a reason on earth to waste it
It ain't a crime to be good to yourself
Lick it up, lick it up
Desktopproject. That's really cool. Make a screencopy of your own desktop and upload it for everyone to see.
And yes, I uploaded my own too.
Final Four Incidents
The Dean of Students Office is interested in identifying individuals responsible for the violence and damage to property that occured after the UConn Men's and Women's Final Four victories. UConn students are expected to live up to the community standards set forth in Responsibilities of Community Life: The Student Code. Unfortunately, a small number of individuals embarrassed our community, while thousands of their peers celebrated responsibly.
It looks like they had fun!
I've been online for a fair few years now and it seems that most people who make animation websites have at some point decided to make an animation of animals, normally kittens, singing something suitably unkitten-like. I managed to hold out on the urge to join in with this for quite a long time but I've eventually given in and so here is my first ever kitten singing animation, The Ace Of Spades by Motorhead.
666 Toaster
Housewife Hester Alliser is convinced that the $5 toaster she picked up at a yard sale is possessed -- because every slice bears an image of Satan's evil face.
"No matter how much toast I make or how long I heat it, the Devil turns up on every piece," the 36-year-old mother of three told reporters in Kansas City, Mo.
I really have mo idea why fraternities and sororities at US colleges always have names with Greek capitals. I can hardly believe they all take Greek classes....
But if you happen to master a few capitals you may want to join Kappa Kappa Gamma.
Sold: family home for a mere $168m
Felling despondent about getting into the property market?
Fear not - there are always those worse off. A 12-bedroom central London home has been sold for a world record 70million English puind ($168 million) to one of the richest foreign tycoons living in Britain.
"Slavercise is a genuine fitness class... only you'll be a little more motivated when your instructor is a taunting woman with a whip! You'll be run through a variety of classic and new exercises."
One year ago today:
Cobra and Viper security vehicles. High-performance stealth vehicles with remote control weapons and sensor control systems.
Who would need these?
So someone gave you two pairs of red boxing gloves for your birthday. What are you gonna do with them? Fight of course.
Once in a decade there appears on the Internet a website thingy so brilliant, interesting and exciting that none dare not visit it. So while you're waiting for it to arrive, why not try out this Pokémon website thingy instead? I give you...
Mew's Webpage!!!!!!
National High Five Day falls on the third Thursday of April each year, which this year is April 15. The holiday origniated at the University of Virginia in 2002, and has since spread across the nation, and around the globe.
If you are looking for a new sofa, why not get a lighting sofa
When you decide to buy such a sofa, you may need something extraordinary to put on your coffeetable as well. And what come come in more handy than an item from the war bowl series?
Ewan McGregor is getting ready to travel from London to New York, but there will be no first-class comfort for the down-to-earth Scot.
He’s going by road.
McGregor and fellow actor Charley Boorman plan to set out this week on a motorcycle journey across Europe, Asia and North America that will get them to New York City by about July.
The USB (Universal Serial Bus) is a peripheral communication port used on most modern computers. It was designed to replace the old "legacy" communication ports like the RS232 port and Parallel port.
The primary advantages of the USB port are simplicity, size and the ability to supply a modest amount of power to remote peripherals. It's this ability to supply power that is so badly abused in this low grade project of incredible vulgarity. So why not make a USB Turd?
What other people think about us?
During the project groups of students have collected and write down their preconceptions about the other countries concerned, about their culture and people, according to themes given in advance (for example: national character, industries, religion, languages, national characteristics, famous people, youth cultures, music and so on).
Seems like this chick loves to tickle her little furry friend...
and that's not all she likes to do! Seems like she loves to play with other things to.....hangovers are not pretty baby!
Hard Rock Hotel - Bali, Indonesia
And for a more fun and indepth look at the resort, you need this.
The Iso-phone is a telecommunication device providing a service that can be described simply as a meeting of the telephone and the floatation tank. By blocking out peripheral sensory stimulation and distraction, the Iso-phone creates a telephonic communication space of heightened purity and focus.
Welcome to Gary's Cock. Here, you'll learn about where my cock has been, where it is planning to go, and more! Enjoy!
It's not Mike Tyson, it's not Regilio Tuur and it certainly isn't Mohammed Ali, but you will still likek this kind of boxing.
Maybe you don't need them, but I still want to present to you 6 reasons to love Africa.
Welcome to the National Driver's License Records Bureau web site - where you can search our online database of over 220 million U.S. driver's license photos and driver's license information currently on file.
Darlene Humby, from Wayne County, has been sentenced to three years in prison for setting a friend on fire in a consensual foreplay act.
Janet Spoofs Super Bowl Flash on 'SNL'
It was inevitable: Janet Jackson spoofing her infamous wardrobe malfunction by flashing a heavily pixillated breast on "Saturday Night Live." The one surprise was the context. Jackson portrayed national security adviser Condoleezza Rice opening her blouse at the Sept. 11 commission hearings, in an opening skit on the comedy show.
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Amy regrets FHM photo shoot
Amy Henry said Friday she is sorry she posed for FHM magazine with three other women from "The Apprentice."
Henry told the "Today" show that even though the photo shoot was "classy," it wasn't "the best decision" she's ever made. Featured in the May issue of FHM magazine are Apprentice members Kristi Frank, Katrina Campins, Amy Henry and Ereka Vetrini.
Welcome to Sexy Chairs. You'll find furniture in fun, exciting shapes like giant high heeled shoes in leopard-skin and other colors, luscious red lips, and giant hands.
Bag ladies
We and our bags...
Why do we carry around all that stuff and more important, what ís al that stuff?
VibeRider
It produces a pulsating sensation through the passenger seat, which you control. This is a unique electronic device which operates simultaneously with the RPM's of your engine. Putting the power of intense pleasure in your very hands and taking her on the fantasy ride of her life...
Married life is over for "Full House" actor John Stamos and "X-Men" actress Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, the former Victoria's Secret model.
They have separated after five years of marriage, publicist Lewis Kay said Monday.
"The split is amicable and they have asked that the media please respect their privacy regarding this situation during this difficult time," Kay said.
Now what would uncle Jessie do?
Stop Calling Us Swedes!
There is a certain people in northernmost Scandinavia which have always called themselves sami, at least when speaking their own languages. In many other languages, like Swedish and English, they have been called lapps. Noone who understands that two languages are not the same if they are different should have any problem with that - lapp in Swedish is sami in Sami is lapp in English. Easy enough.
Cop Crimes
Do some cops really break the law; and do other cops look the other way when they do -- instead up upholding the law and arresting the offending police officer(s)? Do prosecutors fail to bring charges against offending officers?
Did you ever skydive? Me neither and I know I will never do that, but on the internetweb everything is possible, so now you can skydive on the web.
LiveJournal Images
This tool takes images from the most recent entries at LiveJournal.com... They may be subject to copyright and may not be work safe.
When you see the url you probably have no idea what it is about, so I will tell you up front: saggysaggy.com is all about the wonderful world of unusual breasts.
Camel Spiders!!!
This photo reportedly comes from a soldier, stationed in Baghdad, who was bitten by a camel spider that was hiding in his sleeping bag. Fortunately, these critters aren't venemous... but they're BIG and FAST (they can run around 10MPH).
The worstcase scenario survival handbook to masturbation.
How To:
- uncomfortable situations
- appropriate excuses
- concealing materials
- salves and bandages
Honeymoon with my brother
My brother and I just returned from a long trip. My honeymoon, actually. You see, a funny thing happened on my way to the altar. My fiancée dumped me the week of our wedding. Ouch, huh? But I’m an optimist. I didn’t panic (well, maybe just a little). I decided to have a wedding anyway…just without a bride (highly recommended, by the way -- all the fun, no hideous bridal party dresses).
Teaching Our Daughter About Her Cheeseburger
When I was a child I knew the proper terms for the sexual anatomies of both girls and boys and wasn’t afraid to remind my grandmother to wash my vagina when giving me a bath. My grandmother, however, couldn’t believe she had raised a son who could in good conscience teach his own kids to use such foul language. Oh the horror of her grandchild uttering PENIS! You might as well arm your kids with a gun and teach them how to shoplift! Penis is of course the gateway drug to felony misdemeanor.
Here's a picture of John Ashcroft's face, made entirely of little porn people.
Thanks Hanan.
Happy Birthday to ME
And that's all for today, I'll be back tomorrow!
Improvised Sauna Wrecks Naval Ship
The Vladivostok Garrison Court has found two officers of the Pacific Fleet guilty of negligence, after a home-made sauna in a ship’s bathroom started a fire that caused extensive damage, the Gazeta newspaper reported. The damage was estimated at nearly 2.5 million rubles (nearly $100,000).
