Blogging like a maniac
Ever wanted to play tennis with Anna Kournikova? Now that she's retired you are offered the chance!
Oscar nominee Charlize Theron laments her weight loss after the completion of her role in hit film 'Monster' as her boyfriend loved her bigger breasts.
Convicted cannibal lives as a free man
He is convicted of killing and eating his girlfriend, but he is today living as a free man in a Swedish town in spite of the fact that there are chances that he will kill – and eat – again.
Nope. No more. This is it. Here's the last Bobby Brown mug shot The Smoking Gun will ever post (unless, of course, the haggard singer actually kills someone). Brown was just tossed into the DeKalb County jail--where a sheriff's deputy snapped the below photo--after his probation was revoked by a Georgia judge.
There are some people you never want to see naked. Like your grandma.
There are some people you really want to see naked. Like my grandma.
And then, there are some people you never expect to see naked. Maybe you've always wanted to, or maybe you didn't realise you ever wanted to. Or maybe the person is so horrendsously hideously ugly, that you wouldn't want to see them naked, but, like a car crash, you'll look if you happen to be passing by.
So, here they are, without further ado, the i never thought i'd see you naked picture gallery
The History of Swearing. Last century's great moments in swearing.
It starts in 1900: Shot by an anarchist while standing on a Brussels railway station, The Prince of Wales utters the immortal words, “Fuck it, I’ve taken a bullet."
One year ago today:
Want to be like Michael Jackson? Learn the moonwalk first. Forget about everything else on Wacko Jacko though.
Smith & Wesson's exec admits to robberies
The new chairman of the board of Smith & Wesson's parent company resigned following reports that he committed a string of armed robberies in the 1950s and 1960s.
James Joseph Minder, who had been an outside director of Smith & Wesson Holding Corp., said he submitted his resignation voluntarily at a directors meeting this week. 
The 2004 Rock Rich List
The Stones top the annual list of music's biggest moneymakers and that should be no surprise.
If you are in the office watching this page, it may be nice if I actually posted something that is Safe For Work.
Superman, he's faster than a speeding bullet. He's more powerful than a locomotive. He's able to leap tall buildings at a single bound. Why can't he get a girl?
At the ripe old age of thirty-one (*Superman first appeared in Action Comics, June 1938*), Kal-El (alias Superman, alias Clark Kent) is still unmarried. Almost certainly he is still a virgin. This is a serious matter. The species itself is in danger!
I don't know if it is all dumb, but would you like to know how to nail your teacher?
Swazi King: Women should remove pants
Swaziland's absolute monarch has singled out women wearing trousers as the cause of the world's ills in a state radio sermon that also condemns human rights as an "abomination before God".
The Lizardman is one of the single most complete sideshow performers in history. In addition to his unique physical transformation, The Lizardman has mastered an incredible repetoire of unusual acts and skills. He and his stage partner, Scott, combine these skills with extensive and diverse experience in live performance to create one of a kind shows for all occassions.
Why?!?
World's Dumbest Town Vows To Raise IQ
The people of Cooley, Australia, have had it with their image as the world's dumbest town. So they've embarked on an ambitious program of study to raise their average IQ by at least 20 points.
Anettka Feher a Hungarian TV hostess sat naked Wednesday to announced she is running for a seat in the European Parliament as candidate of the upstart Union Party.
Beatles top list of dumb band names
How many bands have you heard and thought, "What a dumb name?"
Guitar One magazine hears you. They've created a list of the top ten stupid band names of all time - and you won't believe who tops it.
Yep, they picked The Beatles.
What do yo consider to be the world's dumbest bandname?
Someone wishes a new dad:
A father concerned about his daughter's behavior at Cudahy High School called her out of her seat in biology class and spanked her in front of shocked classmates and an assistant principal, officials confirmed Monday.
What is the real reason you go to a circus? The clowns, the tigers or maybe even the elephants stanidng on a big ball? No, of course not, it's for the bendable chicks!
The Dukes of Hazzard Drinking Game
Take One Drink Whenever:
Bo leaves the keys to the General Lee in the car and it gets stolen.
Bo and Luke go skinny dipping.
A car chase occurs.
A car jumps something.
Rosco says "I'm gonna get them Duke boys," or some variation thereof.
Rosco says "That's a big 10-4 little fat buddy."
A door falls off a car. Two if it's a police car.
The horn to the General Lee is sounded.
Boss Hogg makes a reference to money.
A jump scene is stopped midway for a commercial.
Rosco does his little laugh at the end of a sentence, "Cucuu."
The name "Cooter" is mentioned.
A scene from the Opening Credits is actually in the show.
A road, other than in town, is paved.
Boss Hogg tries to frame the Dukes for something they didn't do.
Someone uses an expletive other than "dang" or "heck."
Someone driving a car slams the brakes in order to make 180 degree turn.
Flash makes an appearance. Two, if she does something productive
And this goes on and on
Who is Orlan? What makes her so unique? And how has her physical face become a dynamic and ongoing work of art?
Orlan is a French artist who offers her face and body as a canvas of flesh where plastic surgeons create art with scalpels and lasers. To Orlan, these surgeons are artists whose cosmetic surgeries merit artistic prestige, yet her numerous operations are not merely a nod of acknowledgement to cosmetic surgery and its practitioners.
Drinking beer can cure cancer, according to researchers.
Experts who gave rats ale to drink for two weeks found the malt in the bevvy reduced the amount of DNA damage caused by colon cancer.
When Japanese scientists continued their study for five weeks, they found beer killed off some early lesions that can become cancerous.
Everybody knows Cinderellas shoes were made of glass, but you may also realize that those shoes can get very slippery if you have a bit sweaty feet. What's to do about that? (NSFW)
Upstairs at Graceland
Elvis Presley's home, Graceland, holds tantalizing secrets. The 2nd floor is private. It's so private that no tours, no television specials nor any photographs have ever been released to the public. It is the one thing, the last thing, regarding Elvis Presley that has yet to be revealed. It was Elvis' secluded sanctuary where he lived and loved. Upstairs at Graceland is a puzzle and a temptation, a fascinating locked-room mystery that draws in the imagination of millions.
Thanks MNB.
Actress Gwyneth Paltrow has come top of a list of least deserving Oscar winners.
The Hollywood star broke down in tears when she was handed the Best Actress Oscar for her performance in Shakespeare in Love.
She is followed by Halle Berry for Monster's Ball and Cher for Moonstruck.
Carmen Electra thoroughly enjoyed sharing a kiss with fellow actress Amy Smart on the set of their upcoming movie Starsky + Hutch - because she finds her "hot".
The former Baywatch beauty, married to rocker Dave Navarro, says it was an experience she'd quite happily repeat again, if given the chance.
Why not?
Ghoul's gallery of 9/11 photos
A retired Manhattan firefighter, on trial for stealing grisly "souvenirs" from Ground Zero, kept a macabre collection of body-part photographs from the tragedy - including a gilt-framed portrait of himself holding a human hip bone.
Make Him Taste Sweeter
Doesn't it taste bad? Is there anything to do that fixes that?
In general, nutritionists say that alkaline-based foods such as meats and fish produce a bitter, fish taste. Dairy products, which contain a high bacterial putrefaction level, create the foulest tasting fluids by far.
Acidic fruits, such as sweets, fruits, and alcohol give bodily fluids a pleasant, sugary flavor. Chemically processed liquors will cause an extremely acidic taste, however, so if you're going to drink alcohol, drink high-quality, naturally fermented beers (Rolling Rock or Kirin) or sake.
Sexy girl sitting in the bar about to light up - guys you've just gotta hit on her surely and offer her a light...!
Then again if she's one of the new breed of savage women .....guys you'd better beware!!!!
Accidental Death by Self-bondage
Autoerotic Fatalities (AEFs) are unintentional deaths caused by solo sexual gratification activities. Any person who engages in solo physical restraint should be fully aware of the risks involved.
If a person decides to engage in self-bondage in spite of the risks, they should prepare a current legal will, in case of accidental death.
Umbrella Girls ! !
Here, I present some of the finest ( within the realm of decency ) the web has to offer. Personally, I think, our local pit girls, and cycle babes, here in Texas are the best, but until I get some more submissions from around here...
Which is to say, girls, hop into that string bikini, pose next to your bike, or with your umbrella, have someone snap a pic, send it in, & I'll...uh ...make ya famous...sorta.
In a few minutes I will be off and start celebrating carnaval in our town
I will not be back here until Wednesday, because I will be drunk or something like that until then.
So in the mean time I ask you to post links you like in the comments.
You can make them clickable if you use the following syntax:
And of course change the necessary items to display the link and text you like.
KISS Army ID Cards
To: Paul Stanley/Gene Simmons
Hey KISS Army!
It's been discussed at great length between many of us that we would like for KISS to bring back KISS Army I.D. cards and possibly kits. Many of us said we were more than willing to pay money for them, so let's see if we can get 'em back in print and in our pockets! In signing this petition you are stating that you want KISS to produce a KISS Army ID card and/or kit modeled after the original ID cards from the 70's, and that you would be willing to pay a reasonable fee for the item. Sign the petition, and let's see if we can catch the attention of Paul and Gene! Rally troops & rock on!
Until they bring them back I think I'll go and play some Kiss-opoly.
That last one via over the line.
if drugs were legal
how would our friends - the multinational pharmaceutical giants - market them to consumers?
Singing Toothbrush
With cheery Chikapooh checking their brushing, your children's teeth will get properly polished three times a day. The singing hanging holder starts by saying Get ready, grab your toothbrush.
If there is a personal computer, you can use anywhere Worldwide beginning and USBultrasonic clean water humidifier
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Mel Gibson and the Passion
Not good for the jews
O.K. First things first. Mel Gibson is a shmuck for making this film.
And, his loving, Holocaust denying Papa, is living proof of the old apple and tree credo.
Let's face it, we Jews are not the most beloved people on the planet. We never have been.
We need a movie that is inflammatory against us like George Bush needs another pretzel. I mean, if we didn't have a track record like the Buffalo Bills in The Super Bowl, we could withstand a few hundred million Gentiles thinking we helped kill their god. But we are the biggest losers ever to inhabit a country.
Thanks JF
I do hope you have a scroll wheel on your mouse, because you'll need it at the Unablogger.
You need my love baby, oh so bad
You're not the only one I've ever had
And if I say I wanna set you free
Don't you know you'll be in misery
They call me (Dr. Love)
They call me Dr. Love
Fifty years ago today -- on Feb. 20, 1954 -- President Dwight Eisenhower interrupted his vacation in Palm Springs, Calif., to make a secret nocturnal trip to a nearby Air Force base to meet two extraterrestrial aliens.
Police free German bondage 'penguin'
A German bondage fetishist got so chained up he had to call police to remove his cuffs after he was reduced to waddling around helplessly like a "penguin".
Officers sent to his rescue in the Western city of Aachen told him he should use a specialised establishment rather than practice at home.
| Cannibal horror A cannibal has been caught by cops as he cooked his victim’s brain in a pan on the hob. Horrified officers found the dismembered body of the dead man after they were called to a flat in East London. Blood was splattered on the walls and floor — and the maniac was frying the brain in the kitchen. The sickening discovery came after neighbours made frantic 999 calls about a “terrible attack”. One neighbour said: “His mother died a few weeks ago. Brian didn’t work. He lived on his own.” |  |
College teacher gives nude sex tips
Zhuying Qingtong, a 28-year-old Chinese college teacher has gained overnight fame by posting nude photos of herself along with explicit descriptions of sexual issues.
I am in a really good mood today. I laugh about everything, you cannot piss me off. You may actually wonder why I am in such a state. Heheh, I am not going to tell you!
The SEX Manual - Sex and cars have been inextricably linked for years, and it will come as no surprise that a large proportion of all sex takes place in cars. So what is more logical than a Sex manual from Haynes?
Standing up for tall people
Imagine a world in which everything is too small for you.
Everywhere you go you bang your head or are forced to stoop. Ceilings are too low, doors are too narrow, desks are not high enough. 
Tombstone Hearse Co. featuring 19th century style hearses powered by Harley-Davidson converted motortrikes !
Motorcycle enthusiasts and bikers looking to provide a motorcycle funeral procession for their dearly departed, find that Tombstone Hearse Co. provides the alternative to the traditional Cadillac or Lincoln hearse to fulfill the biker "Farewell Ride" and burial tribute.
This test will tell you exactly just how stupid you really are, from a Mental Ernie's point of view. So take the test and try prooving to everyone you're not stupid. Or fail it and face the fact you have the IQ of a rooftile. Either way is fine.
One year ago today:
Man decapitated while fleeing police
A narcotics traffic stop on the Downtown Connector turned deadly Saturday afternoon when a man climbed over the interstate railing, fell about 35 feet and was decapitated on a wrought-iron fence, Atlanta police said.
If you don't like gross things, you may not want to click that link.
There are a lot of good ideas to spice up your party. A pyjama party is one of them.
Send a letter to Mary Cheney, the lesbian daughter of Vice President Dick Cheney, about gay marriage.
Mars Hill professor resigns after student undresses in class
The college has accepted the resignation of a longtime professor after he challenged students to disrobe in exchange for an A in his sociology class and one of them took him up on the offer.
College President Dan Lunsford said the professor didn't expect the student would actually take off his clothes during the class last Thursday evening. The instructor's offer was intended to illustrate cultural differences and that public nudity is unacceptable in American society, he said.
Did you ever feel like there just weren't enough hours in the day? Have you ever stayed up late because you weren't tired enough to go to bed? Have you ever felt like you didn't get enough sleep and it was, too soon, time to get up? Have you ever wished for more free time to pursue different activities and goals?
If you can relate to these feelings, you will be interested in the 28 Hour Day.
Janet Jackson Satanic Sex Cult
On February 1st, as an estimated 130 million unsuspecting Americans
tuned in, the Super Bowl half-time show was turned into a perverted Pagan burlesque show. Janet Jackson’s X-Rated spectacle is being dismissed as a publicity stunt, but the close examination of the facts reveals something far more sinister.
Record Amnesty: trade shitty records for good ones!
And for Matt: mega thanks for sending me that cd, I really dig it!
Pulp Erotica
Half-naked damsels in distress, hard-boozing gumshoes, lust-crazed monsters, sick-minded villains, kinky sex secrets—pulp art and fiction were the places to find what you really wanted in the 1930s and 40s.
The pulp artists and writers of that era served up every sort of thrill a reader could want. You could find magazines and paperbacks exploiting all your secret fascinations with sex, drugs, and violence, all painted with a lurid brush in garish colors, and all with style.
I don't know if you are a dog person or a cat person. I am a cat person and we have to cats living at our home. This doesn't mean however, that I can't enjoy this cat-a-pult.
There may be a burgeoning trend among thieves in Hong Kong. Call it smear-and-snatch.
In one case, a thief reportedly chewed up chocolate, spit it into his hand, then smeared it onto a businessman as a diversion so accomplices could steal the victim's money.
Tech TV girls will do Playboy
If there's anything computer geeks love more than next-generation hardware and massive RAM, it's hot giga-babes. With the provocative motto "New things. Turn us on," the upstart TechTV network goes for the hard drive of nerd-dom by staffing its prime time lineup with some model-caliber techsperts. These plugged-in girls gone wired are just the motivation millions of guys need to drop their optical mice and shift their attention to the boob tube for a few hours a night.
Welcome to Bush Yoga!
Here, you will find the leader of the free world posed in a variety of ancient positions
We have a hilarious movie clip for you as well.
Enjoy!
Toddler Art, for the proud parents out there. I wonder if they'd print adult art too. I'll have a goatse mug.
Is it some strange sort of fetisjism for coolio? I am not really sure about that one, but he seems to have an interest in nippletraining!
Holocaust exaggerated: Gibson dad
A week before the United States release of Mel Gibson's controversial movie, The Passion of the Christ, the filmmaker's father has repeated claims the Holocaust was exaggerated.
Hutton Gibson's comments, made in a telephone interview with New York radio talk show host Steve Feuerstein, come at an awkward time for the actor-director who has been trying to deflect criticism from Jewish groups that his film might inflame anti-Semitic sentiment.
It's the time of year for planning your summer holidays, right? You may have gotten this year's brochures and you just can't wait to pack your bags for a couple of weeks of uncontrolled fun. Unfortunately the pics of shiny hotel rooms with great views of the beaches aren't there for everyone. Some of you may end up in a hotelroom from hell.
Butcher makes mincemeat of robbers
Three robbers who bundled up the staff of a supermarket in eastern France on Wednesday found they had bitten off more than they could chew when the shop's butcher took to them with one of his meat cleavers, police said.
Native Americans needed to dance for it. We don't need to dance for it, we are going to pray for rain.
Via Brunenzone.
Lights, camera action - all seems to be going well in this latest skin flick, the lady climbs on top of the stud....but sometimes sex can lead to things more damaging than what happens in this sexy out-take.
Thanks Chris.
Don't you think penguins look cute? To me it always looks like they have lots of fun with all their friends. Overlooking the ocean from a rock with about 3000 other birds. Diving into the ocean to catch themselves some diner. But what if they don't catch a fish, but something that contains stuff that makes you flip right out of your mind? If that happens you are likely to see a Penguin on Drugs.
I'm a girl that just never grew up. I love the 'Little Girl' look and most of my wardrobe is oriented to that style. At a very young age I fell in love with the girls and the styles of the early sixties. I continue to enjoy that image and will purchase and wear any items that reflect that style.
School wants to ban sex bracelets
Brattholmen school at Sotra, western Norway, wants to ban plastic bracelets. The reason is that the bracelets’ colors are allegedly representing sex codes.
Special codes have allegedly been developed at several elementary and junior high schools in Bergen to identify the meaning of the different colors and what the students wearing them are signalizing.
Oh no, you don't mess around with the Swedish Bikini Team. But somehow I think there is not much scandinavian about these women.
Car Park Named One of the World's Safest Places
A humble car park in Derby, central England, has been named alongside the bank vault at Fort Knox and the U.S. President's plane Air Force One as one of the most secure places in the world.
A study by British science magazine Focus said the Bold Lane multi-story car park had not had one break-in or act of vandalism in the six years it had been in operation.
'Screw or be screwed'. That is probably not the smartest thing to say for a boss.
| Wanted: |
| A tall well-built woman with good reputation, who can cook frogs legs, who appreciates a good fuc- schia garden, classical music and tal- king without getting too serious. But please only read lines 1,3 and 5. |
The 500 Coolest Chicks Ever. What does it take to be a Coolest Chick Ever? Well, it isn't all about being hot. Being hot is only like 98% of it. There's more to life than looks, I've heard.
All the info you need on drugs, provided to you by the american government, now you know what to call the stuff you're buying.
It rained goals, and 118 of them
Goa football was rocked on Monday when vital matches in the Goa Football Association’s second division league witnessed 118 goals being scored in two matches, the outcome of which would have decided which teams made it to the First Division.
The matches between Curtorim Gymkhana and Sangolda Lightning at the Tilak ground, Vasco and the Wilred Leisure match against Dona Paula at the Duler ground witnessed Curtorim and Wilred winning their matches 61-1 and 55-1 respectively.
Thanks Barry Black.
How far would you go for the woman you're dating? Mischa, an arts journalist living in New York, went all the way to the beauty salon for his girlfriend and got his pubic hair waxed off. Ah, the things we do for love!
Teen Surfing Web Finds He Was Abducted
Authorities have arrested the mother of a 17-year-old boy who discovered his picture on a missing children's Web site. The boy told a teacher after discovering he had allegedly been abducted from Canada when he was 3.
Botswana's suicide branch line
Officials in Botswana have reportedly urged people wanting to kill themselves to "use trees" and not trains.
John Wayne Bobbitt is to become a father again 11 years after his wife chopped off his penis.
His first wife Lorraine snapped after years of beatings and cut off his manhood before throwing it into a field.
But more than a decade on, the former marine-turned porn star is planning a fresh start with his third wife who claims a new baby will help him feel like a 'normal man'.
 | KATIE: JORDAN IS DEAD Glamour model Jordan has decided to ditch her hellcat image - vowing to go back to her real identity as Katie Price. The I'm A Celebrity star said fellow jungle contestant Peter Andre was behind the shock decision to drop her Jordan persona. "He has told me he's fallen for Kate, the real me. Not Jordan, the glamour girl I invented," she said. Yeah, right... |
Family cut off from world for 20 years found
South African officials have reported the discovery of a family of six isolated from the rest of the world for the past 20 years. The family was found by chance at a farm in a remote rural area of the central Free State province of the country.
Four members of the family - aged 26, 22, 18 and 14 - have never had contact with the outside world. Their behaviour is animalistic and they can't even communicate in an understandable language, officials said, adding one of them walks on all fours, almost like a monkey.
It’s the end of the world as we know it.
It’s the end of the world as we know it.
It’s the end of the world as we know it
and I feel fine.
Performing tricks with lit lighters can be dangerous. If you attempt any of the featured tricks you are responsible for your own actions. If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Car Stars of Film and Television
a.k.a., 'The real reason to bother watching that show!'
Or should we go straight to the Ford Torino that was used by Starsky and Hutch?
If your car is old, ugly and most important of all, very much broken, what else is there left for you to do with it besides destroy it with a shredder?
Don't tell me you never have the urge to try out something new in the bedroom. Everybody has, but only once in a while you come across something that is really new, I mean like a new sex position.
Via fleshbot.
A television show about couples getting married. Sounds quite lovely, doesn't it? Well, it does, until one of the grooms-to-be decides to turn into Bruce Lee and kicks a bride-to-be. What follows? Hilarious television!
WTC: This Is Their Story
Firehouse Magazine presents the extraordinary stories of the FDNY firefighters at Ground Zero
Earthquake forecast: Hold on tight
Team of scientists predicts a big one will hit this year — and they’ve been right before.
Gotham Public Works
For many people fortunate enough to open their imagination to it, there is at least one character in fiction who especially captures their interest and whose story provides that occasional, essential escape into a different world.
Some of us relate extremely closely to a favorite character and they become a sort of alter ego or fictional soul mate.
The Mystery of the Missing Car
‘Honky’ was supposed to be theftproof. So how did thieves bypass its high-tech transponder chip and drive it away from home?
Ever attended a Tupperguns Party? Chances are you have...or at least know someone who has. Since its start more than 50 years ago, the Tupperguns Party has grown into a worldwide phenomenon, providing an enjoyable one-of-a-kind experience for millions around the world.
She Bangs
An English widow has commemorated her gun-loving husband by having his ashes loaded into shotgun cartridges for use by his close friends in the last shoot of the season. Joanna Booth organised the shoot at the end of January for 20 close friends on an estate in Aberdeenshire, Scotland, after asking a cartridge company to mix the ashes of her husband James with traditional shot.
I found it at Dani's and have been doing it for a while now, but I still suck at this pushing and pulling.
Ex-Colorado kicker says she was raped
A female place kicker said she was raped by a University of Colorado football player four years ago but didn't tell police because she was too frightened.
Katie Hnida makes the allegation in the upcoming edition of Sports Illustrated. She issued a statement Tuesday, saying she's "healing" from "horrors endured at Colorado, but doesn't plan to press charges.
GirlScent is a new erotic room scent scientifically designed to smell like a young woman's sexy vagina aroma.
GirlScent was created by studying the sex pheromones and other aroma chemicals found in samples of vaginal secretions gathered from dozens of healthy young women.
One year ago today:
Boiled Alive. As you might imagine, there aren't any real photographs of humans cooking in pots. I would be very worried if there were.
Beginning of the End
Plot: Tired of the pressures of being a woman in a male dominated workplace, a lab technician decides its time that women gained the upper hand. She steals the plans for a failed government project codenamed "Juggernaut" which was supposed to change ordinary men into one man armies.
Since the advent of the Automated Teller Machine (ATM) a few decades ago, banks and their customers have had to deal with a new form of theft: card-skimming. Card-skimming is the collection of ATM card numbers and PINs for the purpose of stealing money from bank accounts, a scheme accomplished through methods as low-tech as simply watching customers as they use ATMs.
The Genius Kids
This video features some of North Korea's 'Genius Kids' in a recent 2004 New Year's performance on Korean and Japanese TV.
A man jumped to his death from the 80th floor of the Empire State Building today, landing on a 72nd floor ledge.
Police said the death is believed to be a suicide. The man, who wasn't identified, is believed to be in his 20s.
So he didn't even make it all the way down!
Imaginary Girlfriend
Tired of your friends and family telling you to get a girlfriend?
Want to make that certain someone a little jealous?
Need a confidence boost? Just feeling lonely sometimes?
With an Imaginary Girlfriend, you can carry on a completely
fictitious, yet authentic looking relationship with the
girl of your choice.
Browse through our site and choose your favorite
girl to see what she can offer as your Imaginary Girlfriend.
Just make up how you met and include any details about yourself that you want your new girlfriend to know. Within days you'll receive personalized love letters by mail, e-mails, photos, special gifts... even phone messages or online chat. Every Imaginary Girlfriend is unique.
Here is another thing of interest to Barry Black and lot of other people out there: Upcoming Horror Movies.
Disney buys Jim Henson's Muppets and Bear
The Walt Disney Company and The Jim Henson Company today announced that they have entered into an agreement under which Disney will acquire the beloved Muppets and Bear in the Big Blue House properties from Henson.
"Slegs vir blanke"?
A student group at Roger Williams University is offering a new scholarship for which only white students are eligible, a move they say is designed to protest affirmative action.
The application for the $250 award requires an essay on "why you are proud of your white heritage" and a recent picture to "confirm whiteness."
A prosecutor claims sex parties have been used to lure football recruits to the University of Colorado and police may have helped cover up problems that include the alleged rapes of three women.
In testimony given for a civil rights lawsuit against the school, Boulder County District Attorney Mary Keenan said the athletic department resisted demands to halt the parties. A campus police officer said one recruit told him sex was part of "what you get when you come to Colorado."
Would you book a room at a hotel if the rooms were equiped with special love chairs?
A German student has admitted giving his unwitting teachers hash cake so strong they ended up in hospital.
The 19-year-old, identified only as Ole, has volunteered to spend 10 days working at a hospital in his home town of Lueneburg, northern Germany.
| Opera rocks out as Motorhead take to hallowed stage. They might be used to the idea of burly men singing very loudly, but regular patrons of London's Royal Opera House could be in for a shock when the world's loudest rock band takes over their hallowed halls for a one-off concert. Motorhead, a British group whose near-30-year career has been marked by albums such as Killed by Death and Iron Fist, have been booked to play at the Opera House this weekend. |  |
Police in Trondheim have tried to stop a convicted pimp from organizing a group sex event on Saturday that's billed as the city's first "gangbang."
Car buffs strip off for Undies 500 rally
Despite some light weekend rain around Kalgoorlie-Boulder, in south-east Western Australia, the Undies 500 car rally has been hailed a success. The charity event involves residents donning their underwear while racing clapped out old cars.
This year's rally was won by the "Jag-ur undies" team, in a Jaguar. The Undies 500 is in its sixth year and participants must drive a car valued at less than $500.
Jordan blame Verstappen manager for no deal
Following Friday's signing of Giorgio Pantano and various responses from the Dutch Verstappen camp, the Jordan team has issued a statement offering an explanation for all the confusion during the past few weeks over the potential signing of Jos Verstappen.
"The team had excellent negotiations with Michel Perridon of Trust and Harrie Muermans of the Muermans Group," a statement read. "However the hard work of these two loyal sponsors was undone by the intransigence of Huub Rothengatter, manager of Jos Verstappen, who at all time insisted on taking an exorbitant commission on sponsorship introduced to the team or an outrageous wage."
Fuck Februay 14th Valentine's Day and celebrate the new holiday with us on March 14th: "Steak and Blowjob Day".
We Are Morons: a quick look at the Win2k source
A quick, superficial look at the style and content of the leaked Windows 2000 source. I quote from the comments but not the code, so this should be safe for developers to read.
Before there was a Fellowship,
before the Two Towers united against Middle-Earth,
before the Return of a King.
There was "The Hobbit".
Guess who can be described as a renaissance man who has flown fighter aircraft, written operas and shot 11 holes-in-one in his first try at golf.
This weeks FAGLOG winner is Gavsy, displaying how far one will go to seek fame on the internet. This faglog was performed by me (Chris) on behalf of Truth or Dare Meet Gavsy
Via Drijfzand.
Apesgrapes: The best midget clown ever!!!! Show includes:
Balloon animals (sausage dogs, and hippos, worms and more!)
Custard Pies and foam pool fun.
Clown Car and small tricycle (funny)
Barnie the Clown Dog NEW!!!
Also available for private adult shows (extra charge for touching)
Would want to miss the opportunity to be at the Miss No Swimsuit competition?
This year's event will take place from May 1st to May 8th.
What it was like last year? Like this.
One year ago today:
1985 GMC Safari
Owner: Loud Guy
Subwoofers: 24 12in Kicker Comp Vr
Amplifiers: 16 Kicker amplifiers
Source Unit: Clarion
Installation Performed By: Myself With Help
Rapper's eye on Neverland
Eminem is interested in buying Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch in California.
The rapper has told friends he cannot face another tough Detroit winter and is considering buying the $62 million estate. US Weekly quotes a friend of Eminem's as saying: "He also has to think about his daughter.
"He believes California may be a better place to bring up Hailie."
All over the web you can find videos of fights, but now I bring you a video of a fight that ends in a shooting. I don't know what to think of it, but it gets quite gross. You don't have to click the link, just think of it as a warning up front. Gangshoot.
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My mother is insane. Like, one of those ladies you see on the local news insane. Since it's inevitably going to come up I'll get out of the way that I am too, but at least I take a full dose of my medication. I've been meaning to make this thread for about the last year, but the longer I waited the more interesting the situation became. Also, I'm incredibly lazy. Case in point, these pictures are about three weeks old. Anyway, lets take a tour of our house.
Once she had the face of an Angel — and a legion of male fans that stretched around the world.
But former Charlie’s Angel Farrah Fawcett drew shocked stares as she attended a New York fashion show, modelling a newly-sculpted nose.
You think you are a rapper and have written songs with offensive lyrics and found some friends with bling bling cars to appear in the video you are about to make. There is just one thing missing...that would have to be the skank-ho's to shake their asses. Unfortunately you don't have any friends that want to wear a skimpy thong in front of the video camera. In fact, you don't even have a single girlfriend. But you still want to make that video? Don't look any further and contact Rap Industry Models!
Plant Explosion
An ammonium perchlorate plant exploded in May 1988 near Las Vegas (Henderson, NV). A fire and two massive blasts, the largest of which exceeded the equivalent of 1.5 million pounds of TNT, killed two people, resulted in the complete loss of the plant, and caused over $70 million in damages to the surrounding community.
And it is very impressive!
Organ traffickers 'threaten' nuns
Four Catholic nuns say they have received death threats after exposing an organ trafficking network allegedly operating in northern Mozambique.
The traffickers are said to target the sex organs of children, which are sold to make magic charms.
So you have been wanting to see the FULL Free Paris Hilton tape? And yes, luckily not all was shot with that stupid night vision green!
The Matrix Vibe is the very latest in technology and sexual enjoyment. Your computer can now pleasure you to! Become one with your laptop or desktop as you plug the Matrix Vibe into your USB port and reach orgasmic heights with this 10-speed pulsation and vibrating bullet vibe.
All at the touch of your finger! The vibe requires no batteries, as it runs off the user's computer. A USB cable to connect the vibe to your computer is included, no software is needed for the device to run.
So what are you waiting for? Get ready to “Plug and Play”
Mountain biking is a dangerous sport as you can see here. Wear a helmet, ride within your limits!!
Without Sanctuary
Searching through America's past for the last 25 years, collector James Allen uncovered an extraordinary visual legacy: photographs and postcards taken as souvenirs at lynchings throughout America.
Crap Towns USA
Your hilarious nominations prove beyond any doubt that the USA is, indeed, the spiritual home of the crap town.
California, has come in for a severe pounding and we particularly like the nomination for Laramie in Wyoming. But we'd love to hear about some more. So if you've been to a crap American town, you grew up in one, or you're stuck in one now, send an email and tell us all about it.
Experts Condemn New Craze for 'Snorting' Alcohol
A new craze for inhaling alcohol was today attacked by medical experts as a potential danger that could cause brain damage.
Drinks including vodka and absinthe can be “snorted” into the nose or inhaled into the mouth through a tube using a new device known as an Alcohol Without Liquid (AWOL) vaporiser.
I saw this on television last night and I know I'd rather have my beer in a glass!
Understanding Women & "The Rules" For Men, or Think of it Like Driving in England
There was on old lady who swallowed a fly
I don't know why she swallowed that fly
perhaps she'll die.
Kid Rock romantically tied to Jaime Pressly. Isn't she just a Pamela Anderson minus 10 years?
Thieves get nothing right
Two thieves from Drammen decided to steal a car and drive out to the country for their night of crime. The 48-year-old man and his 35-year-old girlfriend ended up in jail after a remarkable string of failures.
Police Hunt For Big Boobs
An Italian woman who ordered the largest possible fake breasts is being hunted after leaving without paying her bill for the operation.
Detectives have few leads on where the woman is, but hope her unusually big bra size will prove a give away.
Worst Page on the Web
Hey, are YOU in for a delightful time! ADD a LINK to the WORST PAGE from your site. ANYBODY'S page is going to look WONDERFUL in comparison. Friends and neighbors will praise your brilliance. Talk about PUBLIC SERVICE!
* If you don't have a screen full of froggies, you might have a freebie browser!
Drink Nude.
That's Don Havard's motto. Havard, president of Naked Brew Inc., is effervescent about his alcoholic beverage.
Nude Beer features a peel-off label that reveals a buxom, bare-breasted model. It's sold in about 60 stores in Southern California and Nevada. Some retailers say the provocative beer label makes for bawdy conversation. Others say Nude Beer is brewing for a fight with feminists.
Texas Church Tries Guns for Roses on Valentines
The First Presbyterian Church in Dallas is sponsoring a program for people to turn in their guns to mark the Valentine's celebration of love. The sponsors will give $50 for each gun, and would be glad if the cash was used to purchase candy or flowers for Valentine's Day.
The Body Worlds exhibition
All the bodies belonged to people who authorised the use of their bodies after their deaths for the educational benefit of medical professionals and non-professionals alike.
Hello. Welcome to The Complete and Utter Idiot's Guide to Ordering Pizza. Who's hungry for some 'za? Let's do it!
The first thing we need to do is select a pizza delivery service. You probably have half a dozen flyers sitting in your junk drawer in your kitchen so we'll...what? You don't have any fliers? You don't have a junk drawer? You don't have a kitchen?
Woman gives birth to stepbrother
A British woman has given birth to her own stepbrother after acting as a surrogate for her mother. The surrogacy, which is thought to be a first in the UK, has prompted an outcry over its ethical and moral implications.
The Hand Puppet Movie Theatre Presents:
Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring - "Forboding Drum Music"
One year ago today:
Perfect guitars for the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Especially when they forget to bring their socks.
| Top Eleven Draculas They are all there, Blacula, Dracula 2000, Little Dracula, Dead and Loving it, Castlevania Drac, Old West Dracula, Count Christopher Lee, Count Chocula, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Nosferatu and of course Bela Lugosi |  |
Hummer Owners Suck
It has come to my attention that people who own Hummers are the worst mankind has to offer. Perhaps they are even worse than people who graduated from Harvard or Yale. They are the kind of people who will fornicate with Adolf Hitler when (never if) they go to hell to burn eternally for their crimes against humanity. Simply put, they are greedy bastards. Psst! Come closer and listen up! Here's a great plan: Let me spend over $100,000 on a car, I am such a fucking genius.
Speak Jamaican.com
Glossary of Jamaican Reggae-Rasta words, expressions, and slang.
Marco Pantani, the former Tour de France and Giro d'Italia winner who has been plagued by doping accusations and suspensions in recent years, was found dead Saturday.
Prosecutor Paolo Gengarelli told reporters that different types of medicine were found in the room, including tranquilizers.
No cause of death was given, although news reports said it didn't appear that there had been any violence. An autopsy is scheduled for Monday.
This makes me think once more if professional cycling is safe for your health?
'JFK' sex storm girl
This is the girl at the centre of a sex scandal that threatens Democratic front-runner John Kerry’s run for the White House.
Presidential hopeful Kerry, dubbed the new JFK, has denied claims he had a two-year fling with brunette Alex Polier. Alex, 27, was a cross-country runner and in the world affairs club at her Philadelphia school.
Welcome to Ratt's Freakshow, a virtual collection of photos and bios of famous and not-so-famous human oddities. This site is always growing, so check in regularly to see updates and new features!
The most vile act ever!
Controversial Wests Tigers winger John Hopoate has been suspended for 12 weeks after being found guilty by the NRL Judiciary of poking his fingers up the anuses of three North Queensland players. 
Bikini Classroom For Windows XP combines education and entertainment in an informative video tutorial that plays right on your computer! This is the perfect gift or anyone new to Windows XP! Even advanced users will want to have a copy of this entertaining and educational video tutorial.
At ebay: you are buying miss Aguilera`s thong and pool water from a photo shoot with maxim uk. this item has been leagaly obtained from Scott mills of BBC radio one uk who is belived to have obtained said items from a contact at maxim. Thease items were won in a radio one comp in December 2002 hosted by Scott Mills
Microsoft has been forced to apologise after swastika symbols were found on new copies of a popular software package.
Richie Fahey, New York City photographer Richie Fahey paints on his pictures in a cold water flat, surrounded by his inspiration: a towering collection of 1930s-1960s musty paperbacks and detective pulp.
Goth Trailer Park
What you can expect from this site: Devil-worshipping, animal sacrifice, meth labs, baby killings, guns, revenge, and all other things "southern."
Elephant Cigarette Dispenser
Store your favorite smokes in this elephant's pack and when you need a fix, just press his trunk down and he'll reward you with a cigarette from his rear end. Each 9-1/2" long by 6-1/2" tall, hard plastic curiosity holds about twenty-four cigarettes (not included).
Some of you may have seen one of Peter Jackson's first movies. It's always been a favorite of Barry Black and myself. It's Bad Taste.
Recently I've been getting into selling stuff on eBay, however I won't be holding my breath whilst sellingthis item.
I went from left to right and from the bottom to the top of the internet and finally I found it, the hole in the net.
Be my anti-valentine
Valentine's Day is like herpes: just when you think its gone for good, it rears its ugly head once more. No wonder some people prefer to call it VD.
Valentine's Day is upon us once more: that special time of year when chocolate manufacturers and greetings card companies encourage you to demonstrate the extent of your fondness in cold, hard, cash (or the satin-hearted equivalent) on February 14th.
Fuck that.
Welcome to Miniguitars.com - a world leader in the supply of miniature guitars ! We ship all year round anywhere in the world!
Best quality and many famous guitars available - ideal guitar gift or music gift for man who has everything. Each miniature guitar is handmade and comes with fantastic adjustable display stand.
Models available, among others: Van Halen, Kurt Cobain and Brian May.
"Making it to Guinness World Records is indeed a special occasion for me and my family," said Radhakant. "God has been very kind to me."
A surprise ambush and beating of a teen at an Orange County, Fla., bus stop was videotaped and then copies of the attack were offered for sale for $6 at a middle school. Local 6 News showed video of a 14-year-old getting punched and kicked as he exited a bus last month from Hunter's Creek Middle School.
I'd rather read the story of these two students.
Boys are smelly
We all know boys are smelly, have cooties, pick their nose when no ones looking, and are really stupid...
so stupid you shuold throw rocks at them. Just remember to aim.
Your duty as Solid Snake is to find the codec to remove the virus from the central computer. You'll find it in this grocery store.
Too well-dressed to be abused
A Moroccan man had been released after a Spanish court ruled his wife was too well-dressed during the trial to be a victim of domestic violence, news reports said yesterday.
Looking at the pictures you would come to think that the US Army is for homosexual people as well?
Paris Activists Strip Down to Protest Fur
In a pre-Valentine's Day protest, animal rights activists stripped down to their red bikini underpants Thursday on the Champs-Elysees, urging couples not to buy gifts of fur to express their love.
By the way: if this is in Paris, why do they carry signs in English?
So you drank a whole lot of beer and you have had breast surgery and you are topless. There's only one thing left for you to do, right?
My wife has always had problems parking our car. You should see the bills we had to pay for repairing front and rear lights, bumpers, not to mention the damage she has done to cars of other people. Last Christmas she even managed to wreck three other cars within two minutes. That was when I said something needed to be done.
Of course, I could forbid her to drive in any car. But that would mean problems when she has to pick me up at a bar after an evening filled with booze.
After dissing a lot of options I found the perfect solution, I sent her to martial art lessons. She proved to be very good and is a black belt in less than two months. Now it's safe to let her drive our car and park it.
I fancy the pants off of you and you really get my juices flowing......and I also just love your buns......go on do it to me now you just know you want to....!!
Thanks Chris.
Little People of America (LPA) is a nonprofit organization that provides support and information to people of short stature and their families. Here you'll find resources pertaining to dwarfism and LPA, medical data, instructions on how to join an e-mail discussion group, and links to numerous other dwarfism-related sites. Enter, learn, and enjoy!
However, I couldn't find anything there on dwarf tossing.
It's not just for whiping your ass after you have taken a shit. There are lots of other different uses for toilet paper. Why not give it a try and make some toilet paper clothing?
Free BMW
A teenage boy posing as a banker duped an Ohio car dealership into delivering a $123,000 BMW to him at his high school, police said Thursday.
A second order was never shipped after the dealership became suspicious, and the teen was arrested. The first car was later found in Raleigh, N.C.
I am sure you have seen, and some of you even played, the game of Pengu and Yeti, but now they have gotten help. Help of Free Willy.
Chris 'n' make up
Christina Aguilera has offered an olive branch to troubled rival Britney Spears – begging her to be pals again.
Christina sent a deeply personal letter to Britney in a bid to end the American chart-toppers’ bitter and long-standing feud. 
Barbie and Ken 'Split' After 43 Years
Just like J.Lo and Ben, the romance is over for Barbie and Ken.
After 43 years as one of the world's prettiest pairs, the perfect plastic couple is breaking up. The couple's "business manager," Russell Arons, vice president of marketing at Mattel, said that Barbie and Ken "feel it's time to spend some quality time apart."
Baby’s getting anxious, the hour’s getting late
The night is almost over, she can’t wait
Oh, things are complicating, my love is in her hands
And there’s no more waiting, she understands
The plaster’s gettin’ harder and my love is perfection
A token of my love for her collection, her collection
Plaster caster, grab a hold of me faster
A Million Dollars
How much is inside a million dollars? It is a nice, round number that gets thrown around all the time in movies, commercials, annual reports and blackmail notes, but hardly anyone knows what that kind of money really looks like. Would it all fit in a paper bag? A backpack? A shipping container?
It's February 13th, so it's your last chance to buy something to really surprise your boyfriend or husband on Valentine's Day. But you better make sure that it is pretty dirty.
By the way, have I mentioned that I really hate all that Valentine shit?
Four California nuns say they were among six passengers kept off an American Airlines flight in January after crew members complained of a sulfur smell in the cabin and ordered passengers off the plane.
Forgot to post it, but last Monday Barry Black and I were discussing how ordinary even celebrities are. You should see the stars without makeup.
Believe me, you will be watching this video all throughout its 3 minutes and 20 seconds. You wish you had this girl living next door to you. Oh, how much more fun you would have in your lifetime! Here it is: Karaoke.
It took a few weeks but once again there is a new round of the Wicked Weasel Competition.
Netherlands Nabs Nigeria Scammers
Dutch police have arrested 52 people suspected of defrauding gullible Internet users in one of the largest busts of the infamous "Nigerian e-mail" scam.
Also known as an "advance fee" or "419" scheme, the scammers sent spam e-mails asking for help in transferring a large sum of money out of a politically or economically troubled country, in exchange for a generous percentage.
I am not sure if Rick knows his way around the Ustated Nights. I didn't do a good job at it either. Just how well do you know your States?
Brothel does its bit for soccer club
A Melbourne soccer club has hopped into bed with a high-class brothel. Heidelberg United Soccer Club, a former member of the NSL, has struck a sponsorship deal with Gotham City, which promotes itself as Australia's only six-star brothel.
Modern Ruins
I photograph modern ruins because I find it disturbing to find familiar objects and technology to be abandoned. I'm reminded that nothing is permanent, that everything is always in a state of transition. And we see ourselves in our own transitions, sometimes too focused on where we're going to notice and appreciate where we are.
Welcome to the Wonderful World of Beans!
The amazing (but true!) journey of a can of
S & W® brand black beans as they make their way
across this great land of ours, and to other nations!
Cavyland
I love Guinea Pigs, I adore guinea pigs, I dote on guinea pigs. I have 78 at the moment . I breed and show them but most of all they are my pets. I am also the secretary of the Northern Cavy Fanciers, the area club for the North of England.
Pretty woman, walking down the street
Pretty woman, the kind I like to meet
Pretty woman
I don't believe you, you're not the truth
No one could look as good as you
Mercy
| Janet goes way of more flesh Janet Jackson posed topless for her new album. She is flashing some more flesh. Ignoring the uproar about her Super Bowl spectacle, the singer is pushing ahead with a topless photo on her new CD. The shot shows Jackson wearing only low-rise jeans, with her arms wrapped around her shadow-bathed breasts. The album hits stores on March 30. |  |
I'm A Celebrity star Jordan has denied ever having had sex with David Beckham.
The glamour model, whose real name is Katie Price, also denied the pair had had an affair. Jordan told The Sun they met in a nightclub in 2000 and that his wife Victoria was there at the time. She claimed the sexual tension between her and Beckham was "electric".
Thief had an eye for fine lingerie
They left the sports bras and the full-coverage bras, opting instead for the sexy, lacy little numbers — 150 of them — in an illicit pre-Valentine's Day shopping spree at Victoria's Secret.
A shoplifter or shoplifters helped themselves to about $5,400 worth of demi-cup and push-up bras in various styles and sizes from the lingerie franchise in the Bellevue Square Shopping Center on Sunday.
A German actress was taken to hospital after an artist injured her breasts while trying to cut open her bra with a chainsaw during a rehearsal for a stage show, she has told a newspaper.
"It was the worst moment of my life. I thought, Sibylle, you're going to die," the actress, former porn star Sibylle Rauch, 43, told Bild newspaper.
A Judge has issued an arrest warrant for beleaguered rocker Courtney Love after she failed to attend a court hearing in drug possession charges.
But Beverly Hills Judge Elden Fox stayed the order until Tuesday, the date of Love's next hearing, meaning that the widow of legendary grunge rocker Curt Cobain will be arrested if she fails to make that court date.
Vietnam Veterans Against John Kerry
On the campaign trail, Sen. John Forbes Kerry regularly mentions his Vietnam War combat experience, during which he received three Purple Hearts, the Silver Star and Bronze Star.
However, the Massachusetts Democrat doesn't like to talk much about how he received the awards or the time after he returned home when he was rubbing shoulders with Hanoi Jane Fonda as a much-celebrated organizer for Vietnam Veterans Against the War (VVAW), one of America's most radical pro-communist groups.
Japan is known for the most outrageous stuff on the internet, television and real life. Therefor it is no surprise they also have a very weird sex museum.
A local couple guilty of incest are out of jail, and now speaking out. Father and daughter, Carrol and Alice Ferdinandsen, married last spring, defend their relationship.
“All we want is to be left alone,” Carrol Ferdinandsen told NBC 15 News, “so we can finish our lives together.”
The 50 worst movies of the 90's
Do you agree? Are there movies missing or movies listed that you think totally do not belong in that list?
I added the script for how many maniacs we have had at the same time again on the left, but it still won't go beyond 55, although I see higher numbers.... I wonder if that will be fixed someday.
By the way, if you click the little icon just above that you too can add your name to be seen in the Who is here list.
Man kills prostitute and burns her clothes
The theft of some Valium had enormous consequences for the 28-year-old prostitute. The owner became so furious that he killed her and burned her clothes in the oven.
Bergen county court convicted the 52-year-old man to nine years in jail for the murder of the 28-year-old woman.
Company Makes Snowboards Featuring Porn Stars
Snowboarding is the fastest-growing sport among teens, and every winter weekend hundreds are hitting the slopes.
But they might be running into more than they bargained for with the latest snowboards -- that feature pictures of scantily clad women. The women are porn stars. Steve Hirsh, the owner Vivid Videos, the world's largest adult film company, struck a deal with the snowboard company Sims to make snowboards featuring popular porn stars.
Has anyone ever asked you, who ordered the weather? Well, now you can say "I did!" , and now you can too, for FREE!!!
Now you can order the weather for special events. Do you want some sunshine? Rain? A nice day at the beach? Well, order all your weather here.
A man in western China is seeking permission to turn his home into a public toilet as a way of making money for his family.
Maybe that could be the next entry in the Museum of Toilets?
Don't you agree that whenever you feel like making love fucking, you should just do it? No matter where you are!
Gym workout 'guarantees more orgasms'
A London gym has developed a new fitness regime that it guarantees will increase the frequency, intensity and quality of customer's orgasms.
The Shag Workout is being launched at Gymbox in Holborn - and some participants claim to have reached a climax during test classes.
I think there's something quite disturbing about Zebro. Just haven't figured out what....
Thanks mus.
Original Email sent to various Hotels in Austria :
Dear Sir,
I've been a huge fan of the Crocodile Dundee movies since I was a little kid.
I have already booked my flight to Austria. I plan to arrive in a town called Vienna in December. Do you have any vacancies for the first week of December?
I plan to see kangaroos, Koalas and the Sydney Opera House. Are the Austrian Aborigines a friendly people? Do you know if the Red Kangaroo is extinct in Austria or not?
In closing let me just say "Good Day, mate" and "Throw another shrimp on the barbie for me!"
Sincerely,
Lawrence Silverman
And here are the responses.
So your girlfriend goes to college in another part of the country.
So you buy your girlfriend a webcam to stay in contact.
So your girlfriend doesn't know how it works.
So you find out this.
Cum So Sweet? will give your semen a subtle, sweet, citrus flavor that she will love - guaranteed!
You, too, can now have great oral sex.
One year ago today:
USSUBS. In 1993 we developed the world's first personal luxury submarine and our group now has experience with over 80 submarine and submersible projects.
Man drives car with shark biting leg
A MAN attacked by a small shark swam 300 metres, walked to his car and drove to a local surf club to get help while the shark was still attached to his leg.
| Tyson had $5,553 in cash at year's end Former heavyweight boxing champion Mike Tyson, who earned more than $200 million during his approximately 20-year professional boxing career, had $5,553 left in cash as of Dec. 31, according to papers filed with the U.S. Bankruptcy Court in New York. An adviser to Tyson said the boxer may fight in May or June in an effort to pull himself out of debt |  |
French woman marries dead fiance in ceremony approved by president
Dressed in a demure black suit, a 35-year-old French woman married her dead boyfriend Tuesday, an exchange of vows that required authorization from President Jacques Chirac.
Under French law, Christelle Demichel became both bride and widow in the ceremony, which was performed at Nice City Hall on the French Riviera. The groom, a former policeman identified as Eric, was killed by a drunken driver in September 2002.
I will only give you these two words and then you decide if you want to click the link:
fart - lighter.
I don't like robots, I like don't like Mazdas, but what about a Mazda Transformer?
Microsoft warns of Windows flaw, yet again....
In its monthly security bulletin, the world's largest software maker warned that Windows NT, Windows 2000, Windows XP and Windows Server 2003 were at risk and offered software updates to fix the flaws, which were given Microsoft's highest severity rating of "critical."
It's a mystery, but in a little Swedish town called Dallarö, 32 people bought the same car on the same day at the same dealer! Watch the mystery.
What if that happened in Los Angeles? That would mean a few million new Volvos....
20 ways to monkey with telemarketers
Telemarketers are the ones we love to hate. Not only are their calls unsolicited and annoying, but they seem to come just as you are sitting down to eat or hopping into the shower.
What do you do? Hang up on the caller or politely decline to listen? Get mad?
MIESKUORO HUUTAJAT (Men's Choir Shouters) was formed in 1987 in Oulu, Finland, by a group of young men who clearly had nothing better to do. The idea was to dress ca. 20 men in black suits, white shirts and black rubber ties, and train them to shout some of the most beloved songs in the Finnish song heritage.
I have seen them before on Dutch television. And you should make sure you check out the audio/video section.
The Beatles, I am not the biggest fan of their music, maybe you are neither, but I'm sure you will love this one.
She'll always be there trying to grab a hold
I thought she knew me, but she didn't know
That I was sad and wanted her to go
Parasite lady
Parasite eyes
Parasite Pals
No need to cry
This is basically the 'best of' from my mid year chemistry exam. It's not entirely
brilliant, but perhaps it's a good bit of entertainment. The teacher wrote 'not
marked' on the front, but most of it actually did get marked, so I guess it took a
while before he/she realised that I was just fucking around.
One of Finland's richest men, has been handed a record 170,000 euros speeding ticket, thanks to the country's policy of relating the fine to your income.
Jussi Salonoja, the 27-year-old heir to a family-owned sausage empire, was given the ticket after being caught driving 80km/h in a 40km/h zone.
Death by Dolphin
This shocking footage shows Nicky's last glorius moments before his young life was dashed.
To the friends of Nicky Hallardski he will always be a Legend. Who knows what might have happened if he'd made it. Maybe he'd be famous with a game named after him or a clothing brand.
An "Angel" Decoy
Photos of an Air Force C-130 releasing flares to repel heat seeking missiles.
The pattern formed by these "decoys" are how they got their name...
It's truly awesome!
A Young Persons Guide to Chastity Belts
First of all: what is a chastity belt?
Well, my dictionary say: "chastity belt, closable belt to save the wives chastity in absence of her husband (15.-19. century)."
We may define a chastity belt as a mechanical device wich prevents its wearer from having sexual intercourse.
Salmon in the Dishwasher
"As the name implies, this is salmon cooked in the dishwasher. It does work, and comes out quite good."
Fuck Valentine's Day
"Do you hate Valentine's Day, and look forward to February 14th with a sense of impending doom? So do we! Purchase 'Fuck Valentine's Day' posters, gift cards, and download free wallpapers.
Shoe thief leaves women on edge
Several women in Stavanger in Norway are walking on edge this week, if not barefoot. A bizarre series of robberies in their neighbourhood has involved only their high-heeled shoes.
The Devil's Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce
Text by Ambrose Bierce, 1911; copyright expired.
Etext version by Aloysius West, 1993 Apr 15.
Since the material here represents the view of one individual and was written in the early years of this century, there will no doubt be material here that you will find sexist, nationalist, racist, or just generally offensive. Proceed at your own risk.
Heavy Internet use may be therapeutic for those people facing social isolation and loneliness, says a new Canadian study, dispelling the belief that high computer use leads to psychological problems. A team of researchers challenged the notion that heavy Internet use increases levels of depression for its users.
Londoners: hornier than a herd of rhino
It's time to rewrite the history books. Forget Italians being the world's best lovers - Londoners are now giving them a run for their euros.
Restaurant Hostess Wins 'SI' Swimsuit Contest
Michelle Lombardo may have just seated her last party of four. The 20-year-old restaurant hostess is the winner of Sports Illustrated's nationwide swimsuit issue model search, the magazine announced Sunday.
An ambulance driver headed to pick up a patient at a downtown hospital fell asleep at the wheel Monday morning and crashed the vehicle into Biscayne Bay, police said.
Regainne George, 22, was driving with a co-worker down a waterfront road leading to Mercy Hospital, when he fell asleep, said Miami police spokesman Willie Moreno.
Remember Rosie Reid, who tried to sell her virginity on the web to get her through college?
Her auction ended last night and closed in at $20,200.
AVweb has confirmed that the image last Thursday posted to our Picture Of The Week section of Capt. Christopher Stricklin's Sept. 14, 2003, ejection from Thunderbirds jet number 6 -- roughly eight-tenths of a second before aircraft impact -- is in fact authentic.
Thanks Aydn.
If all Chinese jumped at once, would cataclysm result?
Dear Cecil:
I hope that you can answer a question that has plagued me since childhood. If every man, woman, and child in China each stood on a chair, and everyone jumped off their chair at exactly the same time, would the earth be thrown off its axis? Also, if prior to jumping, they all yelled at the top of their lungs, would we hear it here in the United States, and how much of a time delay would there be? --Robert P., Los Angeles
The truism that all adults need at least eight hours of sleep a night for good health should be put to rest by mounting evidence that less may be better, a leading sleep scientist says.
Wouldn't you like to be a sleep scientist?
Imagine this: you have been in a bar all night, trying to get very drunk. You succeeded in this big time. At last you arrive home and want to get to bed. When you open the bedroomdoor you see this! What would you do?
James Cotton looked just like any other Wal-Mart customer buying a bolt cutter at 4:30 in the morning - until the cashier noticed that Cotton was wearing handcuffs.
No sex please, we're british
A Channel 4 newsreader says her large breasts will probably stop her working for the BBC. Zora Suleman reads the news on the RI:SE breakfast show, which is ending next week. Her 36D breasts have attracted much attention during her time on the show and there are over 100 websites dedicated to her.
I tried until it hurt. It's unpossible. Long fingers, small keyboard or is the picture enhanced using Adobe® Photoshop® ?
Did you ever wonder what it would be like to pop a water balloon in space?
I didn't, but it looks good.
Nipple Slips.com
What's a Nipple Slip?
Accidentally revealed nipples. The more famous a celeb, the more cameras are around them, and the likelier the occasional slip!
Why in hell do people care?
Because nips are forbidden fruit! Nobody looks for male nip slips, because shirtless pics are readily available.
Quite American I have to say, considering last week's SuperBowl.
2002 Koenigsegg CC 8S 
It is currently the fastest street-legal car in production, with a top speed exceeding 390 km/h and an acceleration that takes it up to 100 km/h in less than 3.5 seconds. The CC is made using state-of-the-art materials and technology; both body and chassis are made of carbonfiber, reinforced with Kevlar and aluminum honeycomb.
Cows on the loose
A Friesian cow took a detour from a wedding where she was meant to be a guest of honour, wandering into a German bank where she was caught on security cameras sidling up to the tellers. Top German newspaper Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung on Friday published four robber-style photos of the cow, named Paula, strolling into the Sparkasse savings bank in Wunstorf, a small rural town in northern Germany.
"Tongue-in-Chic: Paris Hilton's Confessions of an Heiress."
Tthe 22-year-old socialite's book proposal--which began circulating last month--promises chapters on sister Nicky, the "jet/set life," and her cavalcade of paramours.
You should think about chapter one: how to be an heiress
1. Be born into the right family. Choose your chromosomes wisely
2. Create a tradition, very early in yourlife, of throwing great birthday parties
3. Figure out how to become tall and lanky and never gain weight
4. Develop a way of entering a room that looks almost roya - but NOT snobby
And that goes on and on. Yes, she really, really is that dumb.
Seventeen-year-old Laura Williams didn't see anything wrong with working at Hooters for class credit.
But her school's superintendent did.
Williams, a senior at Effingham County High School in Guyton, Georgia, has been working at the restaurant as a hostess for about a month, leaving school early to earn credits.
Stoli Brides completely changed my life and they can change yours too......just enter your requirements such as hair colour, eye colour, breast size (hey, it's a game) and StoliBride will find a match for you....go on try it you know you want to!
So where have you spent your holidays?
I spend them in chmdochmfdhsachmmndpp or something like that.
Lately football fans have gone through hard times. You can hardly start a good fight in a stadium anymore. It's always the police that take away the fun you can have on weekends. That's the case in the Netherlands, England, Belgium, Italy and almost every other European country and is rapidly spreading towards South America.
Almost everywhere, except for Switzerland. In that little country in the Alps the hooligans found new ways of celebrating the love for your team: a great get together!
White slaughter in South Africa?
While former South African President Nelson Mandela, 85, scoffs at rumors of ill health, plans are being made by the nation's Communist Party to slaughter all whites in the country upon his death, G2B sources say.
Fears over 'green underwear' beast
As the rest of Indonesia battles bird flu and earthquakes, a new type of supernatural force dressed only in green underwear has been terrifying superstitious Jakarta residents.
Julia will make the Kama Sutra easy for you! And I know Coffee Stain has had that experience as well.
The #1 Website Dedicated to the Man, The Myth, The Singing and Dancing LEGEND--William Hung!
Every once in a great while, America is utterly captivated by an entertainer who has charm, grace, dignity, persistence in fulfilling his dreams: someone like WILL!
Many thanks to Dave for finding this for the rest of us!
We experienced some severe storms over the weekend. Luckily my neighbor was able to record some stormy footage for you!
Jordan got her marching orders at the weekend from the British reality TV show I'm A Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here being filmed in the bush at Murwillumbah. Now the surgically enhanced mother-of-one will discover just how much trouble she is in with her boyfriend Scott Sullivan for flirting with Australian popster Peter Andre.
Not to forget the Beckhams....
But she is about to make more headlines as there seems to be yet another homemade video of her having sex while pregnant. The video is called 'Who Let The Dogs Out?', and should be somewhere on the internet right now...
And here it is: "Who Let The Dogs Out?"
A Hand in the Bush: The Fine Art of Vaginal Fisting
This is a book to be judged by its cover.
One year ago today:
Don't mess around with women. They are able to make you walk around for days with scrambled eggs!
The Art of Shoplifting
Shoplifting is a topic that is practically relevant to many and it should therefore not become an exclusive craft confined to a small shoplifting elite. On the contrary, shoplifting is an art that deserves the widest possible dissemination. For your convenience we have printed below a step by step guide to shoplifting. Good luck.
I didn't know the Aquada could already be bought? Well, a women in Budapest was able to get her hands on such a vehicle.
Interview with Wes Cherry
Wes Cherry. Never heard of him? Well, he's only the creator of possibly the most played computer game ever written. Nope, it's not Space Invaders, but humble Solitaire for Windows, installed on hundreds of millions of machines World wide. Sadly, a compensation or royalty package was never discussed, so he's never benefited financially.
At the age of 99, Esther Danes has traveled around the world, raised a family, made a career as a public-health nurse and earned a reputation as a dangerous bridge player around the retirement community where she now lives.
But she had never eaten a hamburger at McDonald's or set foot inside the ubiquitous fast-food chain until yesterday.