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Freak Watchers
Your chance to meet White Rasta, Great Lakes Tramp, One-fisted Onanist and The Harmoniconizer.
Model Rachel Hunter has posed topless for Playboy magazine, after being offered a staggering $1.8 million to strip.
Men's magazine bosses have pursued rocker Rod Stewart's New Zealand-born ex-wife since she was 17.
Fortune Cookies
If Generally Awesome Dotcom ever starts a Chinese Restaurant these will be the fortune cookies.
My pockets were full and now my money's gone
My friends come around and now they're gone
Things come and they come and then they go
And where they go nobody knows
It's gonna come around
What goes around comes around
It's gonna come around
What goes around comes around
The 100 Most Annoying Things Of 2003
Well here we are with another annual look at the most annoying things of the previous year. There was certainly some stiff competition this year, but we made it through (albeit a bit late). So without further adieu...here's the list!
Hi!! My name is Nancy. Welcome to my domain! If you want nudity, you have come to the wrong place. But if you like lots of cleavage I think you'll enjoy.
This is the official homepage of the exciting cutting edge sport known as Cheese Racing. Here you will find everything you need to know about this deceptively simple, yet addictive and fiercely competitive sport.
One year ago today:
Welcome to Big Truck Love!
Update: My apologies for not having updated the site in so long. I was sent to jail for 90 days after a tough fought trial. I was charged with many counts by the local police. Among these were Sodomy, indicent exposure and illegal parking. It seems that since my area of town is not zoned for commercial and residential, I am not allowed to park a truck on my own property. Grant it, it was stolen, but still.......
Open letter to the thoughtless bastard in the PT Cruiser
Dear Bastard,
We’ve been watching you. Driving around in your new PT Cruiser with your cellphone wedged snugly against your tremulous skull. Blissfully ignorant of lanes, speed limits and handicapped pedestrians with the right of way.
Believing yourself the only one on the road, you veer aimlessly into oncoming traffic and seem genuinely surprised when 1,000 horns blare at you in unison.
Remember the exploding sperm whale? Too bad, we didn't get to see a picture of that.
Oh wait, you do want to see a picture? Okay, here it is.
The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army.
8. Not allowed to add pictures of officers I don't like to War Criminal posters.
22. Must never call an SAS a 'Wanker'.
53. Not allowed to quote 'Full Metal Jacket ' at the rifle range.
136. Shouting ‘Let’s do the village! Let’s do the whole fucking village!’ while out on a mission is bad.
The following is a lengthy list of deviations to be found when comparing the text of The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien and the translation of those texts to film as undertaken by Peter Jackson.
Robot Chicks.
Each Robot Chick begins as a hand sculpted original, built by the mad artist himself, Brent Harris. A high quality resin casting is then made and customized for a one-of-a-kind piece of sculpture.
Now bring me my beer!
It's the end of another week... Just how much do you remember about the headlines from the past seven days?
What Tolkien Officially Said About Elf Sex
Ever since the movie of the book Fellowship of the Ring came out, there seem to be two popular ideas about Elves’ sex lives. Either they are radiantly asexual, or they are all screwing each other madly, along with any dwarves, hobbits, and men who happen along. Whichever you prefer is usually based on how attractive you think Orlando Bloom is. Tolkien’s history of Middle-Earth provides us with some information about elvish sex lives. I collected these originally as a fic-writing reference.
Barton Protective Services Cuts Costs, Withhold Wages
Atlanta based Barton Protective Services has taken on a new method of slashing costs. In a decade of shrinking profits and tighter corporate margins, Barton has put themselves ahead of the game by avoiding the scandals of accounting fraud altogether in favor of nailing it straight to the little guy.
Brian, I hope this helps!
I really have no idea why Big Brother is no longer on television over here in the Netherlands. Come on, it's Class A telvision! Lucky for us there is still Big Brother in Sweden and that provides us with this: Carolina and Olivier.
Let's try something new and write a story together.
In the comments for this post I will start with a few lines and everyone else is invited to decide how the story goes from there. Just anticipate on what the one before you has written.
I will try to keep this post on top for the week and will publish the story on Friday.
Let's see how this works out.
Wackiest Warning Labels Ever
No 1: Warning on a bottle of drain cleaner: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product."
Billy Frank Vickers, a death row inmate confessed to over a dozen killings just before he was executed Wednesday night, about a month after his punishment was postponed while courts considered an appeal.
"It never occurred to you that gas explodes?" the prosecutor asked, disbelief rising in her voice.
"No," Feingold said
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Saddam's hiding place a tourist site?
Tikrit, Iraq (AP) - The U.S. military said Friday it may fill in the spider hole that Saddam Hussein used as his hiding place to prevent it from becoming a tourist attraction.
Norwegian Sveinung Hobberstad sat in the little town of Varhaug in Rogaland and chatted with Sylvia from Ghana. They fell in love.
Last year, Hobberstad travelled to Ghana and married Sylvia. This was first at this time that Hobberstad was informed that she really was the coming queen, and as a result, he would become king.
Ruud van Nistelrooy will follow Alex Ferguson by signing a new deal next week.
The Dutch striker was waiting for Manchester United boss Fergie to confirm his new contract. Fergie did just that yesterday — as SunSport told you he would.
And now we can reveal that Van Nistelrooy last night told Old Trafford chiefs he will put pen to paper on a five-year deal that will earn him $42.8MILLION — $163,000 a week.
Your friends are always asking you if they can borrow your car.
You don't want that anymore.
You attach the horn to the brake.
Welcome to the JackinContest Official Website! Here you'll read the tale of eight brave young men who decided they'd take the ultimate challenge - to be the last one to withstand the call of Rosy Palm and her five favorite friends. Each man has placed $20 into the pot, and the last man standing (literally) will receive the grand total of $160.
Lots Oh Lixxx, a brand new adult novelty ice cream company, launched their new products at the first day of AEE yesterday. The company manufactures and distributes penis and vagina-shaped white or dark chocolate dipped premium ice cream pops of various sizes.
Feral Cheryl, the anti-Barbie, runs barefoot, dreadlocks her hair with coloured braids and beads, wears simple rainbow clothes, has piercings and a range of tattoos, and even a bit of natural body hair.
One year ago today:
British Sumo Federation. Don't forget to take a look at the pictures section.
Do you like having fun with the police?
Okay, that one was nice, but can it get any better then people flashing the police. Of course not!
Statement from Gollum on The Oscar Nominations
Lies! It burns my precious! Tricksy false Hollywood bastards! Pompous elites media bastards think that computer graphics are just made at the press of a bloody button. Utter wankers my precious!
And who did they pick instead of poor Gollum precious? Alec Bastard Baldwin, Tim Hippie Robbins and two other wankers that no one has heard. Oh the Motion Picture Academy is false precious! The Oscar would be my precious.
Dragon in jar
A pickled "dragon" that looks as if it might once have flown around Harry Potter's Hogwarts has been found in a garage in Oxfordshire, England.
The baby dragon, in a sealed jar, was discovered with a metal tin containing paperwork in old-fashioned German of the 1890s.
"Fainting goats?" you ask. "This must be a joke!"
"No," I reply, "they are definitely real." Fainting goats are a slightly smaller version of the standard goat, who, believe it or not, thanks to a genetic condition called myotonia congenita, actually seem to faint when they are startled.
For centuries, man has been graced with the potato as a food source, weapon, entertainment device... and now an object that resembles the female breasts.
Introducing a gift from the garden of the gods! Potatit! Through the fusion of DNA, we've been given this amazing object which resembles man's first love, breasts.
The Challenger Accident
On January 28, 1986 America was shocked by the destruction of the space shuttle Challenger, and the death of its seven crew members. Two decades after this national tragedy, the World Wide Web hosts a variety of resources reviewed at this Challenger Accident homepage.
Where were you when you learned of the Challenger accident?
Hotbox Design
Welcome to our online portfolio. Within this site we try to show you a cross-section of the work we produce - from commercial sculpture etc...to more non-commercial fine art. Our attention to detail is what we're known for, and whether you need us to work from a pre-existing design, or have our design team come up with something for you, we not only take pride in what we do but understand the importance of working within a budget and to a deadline....
Sperm whale explodes in Tainan City
A dead sperm whale being transported through Tainan City on its way to a research station suddenly exploded yesterday, splattering cars and shops with blood and guts.
Hillary Clinton -- who often visits the Czech Republic -- was present during the Forum 2000 conference, an annual conference in Prague which assembles leading world figures.
She is pictured here with Václav Havel, President of the Czech Republic in Café Slavia. Four glasses of Hill's Absinth are on the table, and there are four people at the table, but as you may well know, Absinthe is illegal in the USA although a popular drink in the Czech Republic. Hillary seems to have a cup of coffee too, so the question is; did she drink any absinthe?
Just when you thought nuns are into God and Jesus, you are proven it is just the opposite.
Understanding Poverty in America
If poverty means lacking nutritious food, adequate warm housing, and clothing for a family, relatively few of the 35 million people identified as being "in poverty" by the Census Bureau could be characterized as poor. While material hardship does exist in the United States, it is quite restricted in scope and severity.
A 1930s window shopping
Here you can do a short window shopping like in 1934/35/36.
With lovely and expensive decorations business people tried to win customers. At that time, a walk through the city was already an experience for young and old. According to the esthetics typical for the time the decorations caught the eye with "balance and order".
A post woman tried pushing open a letter box, only to find it blocked.
The puzzled postie could not understand why she couldn't get the flap to open. When she bent down, she noticed something blocking the letter box. Unsure what it was, she poked her hand through and touched it.
Who's the biggest baddest metal guitarist ever? According to the writers of Guitar World magazine, it's Tony Iommi of Black Sabbath.
The magazine points out Iommi lost the tips of his middle and ring fingers while working in a factory, but that didn't stop him from "giving birth to the pure poetry that is doomsday metal."
Police in Berlin were called in to deal with a man who has neglected to take a bath or shave for the past 18 years.
The self-styled urban hermit, identified only as Mario, also professed to not having changed his clothes since New Year's Day 2001.
Due to the overwhelming popularity of this page, and Henry Earl In general, I decided to spice it up a bit. This is Henry Earl Fan Site. Its already been called stupid, racist, and everything else, but I dont really don't give a shit. Its all good fun.
Henry has been arrested 803 times for intoxication in Kentucky. That makes him "the drinkinest nigga in kentucky" at least in my book. This is not a "hate site" or anything like it. We like the guy, and admire his determination. This site is dedicated to info about him.
Gates Looks to Monty Python for Tips on Knighthood
Microsoft's Bill Gates, the world's richest man, is looking to classic comedy for clues on what to expect when he receives an honorary knighthood from Britain's Queen Elizabeth.
"All I know about the ceremony is what I saw on Monty Python," Gates told a conference in London Monday.
I like Bill for being that honest!
Tucked away in a forgotten corner of the American Southwest desert is a place that experiences life and death on a daily basis. It's called "The Kill or Be Killed Museum," where you pit your human ingenuity versus the forces of nature for a small admission fee of 7 dollars.
The Alternative Swedish Dictionary
- bryna på
- konkelbär
- stolle-bocke-fjong
- pissa taggtråd
A 17-year-old South Philadelphia girl is suing her neighborhood Chinese restaurant for allegedly serving her a fried sweet potato ball stuffed with "a dirty, bloody, pus-filled Band-Aid."
However, the manager of the Grand King Buffet at 40 Snyder Ave. says that no one in his kitchen was wearing a Band-Aid on the day she and her family patronized his establishment.
This is the Official Moron Test. It's based upon typical graduation requirements at Harvard. Try to finish within 5 minutes. When you are done, count the number correct and see how you compare to others. OK, here we go...
One year ago today:
The Stowboard. I don't think this will ever be a hit, but it looks cool.
Looks like I'm a clearvoyant....stil haven't seen any of these on the streets....
Utah Polygamy Ban Challenged
When the U.S. Supreme Court struck down Texas' law against sodomy last year, at least one justice foresaw the likes of Brian Barnard.
Justice Antonin Scalia warned that the ruling would unleash a wave of challenges to state laws against "bigamy, same-sex marriage, adult incest, prostitution, masturbation, adultery, fornication, bestiality, and obscenity."
McDonald's Order Code
One evening, after a particularly onerous interaction at the drive-thru loudspeaker, I decided to develop a new ordering-code. I think car-based order-taking would be easier if I could just type my order in at a keyboard.
And the Oscar nominations are...
The nominees for the 76th Annual Academy Awards were announced yesterday and Peter Jackson's The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King leads the pack with 11 nominations. There were some surprise nominees which should make for an interesting run-up to awards night, so let's take a look at the contenders.
| History has shown us that some men are born great; Da Vinci, Einstein, Newton, Henry VIII, Boadicca (OK she wasn't a man but she was great in a fight and knew how to raise the roof). However, history can't be trusted as far as you can throw it as it has a tendency to shove under the rug of life the real people of greatness. Yes, those utter bastards that lie, stab, and cheat their way up the social ladder for no other reason than obtaining total power over those beneath them. Not forgetting the large wads of cash and the pick of the totty. Welcome to 2000 and a bit years of history history forgot to mention - Welcome to Blackadder Hall, the ancestral home of the Blackadder family and Baldrick. |  |
So... I decided last month it was time to make my relationship with my girlfriend of 5 years official. An earlier plot of mine to propose to her had been thwarted when she began to suspect something, so on the train one day in December the following idea hit me: change gears and somehow incorporate a mod into the proposal. I envisioned making an all white PC with "bridal" accents for her, and using that as a visual aid for the proposal.
If I had proposed that way, I would not have been married now!
Sometimes you come across things that you can only dream about - Watch as Liz Hurley takes the art of ice cube teasing to new levels.....
Didn't I already pay for this movie?
You know them. You hate them. Ads before movies are getting more and more prevalent. We must act now to stop the menace before it becomes entrenched beyond repair.
If you think one or two ads before a movie isn't going to kill anybody, consider that recently we sat through seven ads before the previews* began. Is nothing sacred?
Attacks by pirates on the rise
More than 20 sailors were killed by pirates in 2003 - twice as many as the previous year. The board's piracy reporting centre, based in Malaysia, also says piracy is increasingly becoming an Asian problem, with Indonesia the most dangerous area.
Bring on those pirates!
The artwork on the page is not the only thing I like, just look at the url: www.wwwcomcom.com.
Extreme Female Editing
Maxim Magazine has held the title for most outrageous removal of feminine features for about 3 years now. I’ve ranted and raved about their unmerciful attack on the feminine form. They have created an entire generation that enjoy mannequins more than real women.
Don't Spit, Swallow
Nothing says "I love you" like gulping down your man's hot, creamy load. From erection to money shot, no blowjob is really complete without swallowing.
Thanks zzb
Welcome to the home of the Affordaplane, perhaps the simplest, most inexpensive aluminum ultralight you can build today. Using simple hand tools, anyone can complete their own airplane, following our detailed step-by-step construction manual and professionally drawn plans.
Photographs can lie. They certainly do in the Soviet Union from 1929 to 1953, the years of Joseph Stalin's dictatorial rule. Stalin's agents routinely arrest and kill as "enemies of the people" anyone who disagrees with his politics. Communist Party workers then try to remove any trace of these people from the photographic archives, and so from the media. 
Charlize Theron might have been the most glamorous-looking woman at the Golden Globes, but that doesn't mean she always behaves in glamorous fashion.
The "Monster" star and her Irish boyfriend Stuart Townsend have been thrown out of their favorite Los Angeles sushi bar for being too greedy. Yes, the couple were barred from the Nasawa diner for ordering too much food.
I know karate, I learned it with wax on, wax off. Now I am ready to perform a very difficult move. You put a little stick in your mouth and I will kick it out. Just stand very still!
Via moslam.
Imagine this: you are backpacking across the Rocky Mountains and you have not seen a real person in days. Suddenly you see a little builidng that will probably sell your favorite beer. When you enter the store you see a really beautiful girl behind the counter.
Of course you are a bit shy at first, but a little later you have the courage to go over and try to talk her into your bed.
'Dr. J' Sex Tape Released?
A sex video reportedly featuring NBA Hall of Famer and Orlando resident Julius Erving has surfaced just as he begins divorce proceedings from Turquoise Erving, his wife of 30 years.
Jennie's Jordan Expose
Ex-BBC Royal correspondent Jennie Bond reportedly squeezed Jordan's boobs in a row over whether they looked real.
The two women and the other contestants from I'm A Celebrity...Get me Out Of Here! cast were having dinner at a top Australian restaurant, says the Sun. It claims Bond said Jordan's 32FF assets looked "ridiculously fake" - at which point the glamour model pulled up her top and bra.
 | Cooking with Dr. Pepper Any man comes home and finds his bride pouring a bottle of Dr. P in the sauce pan, he's going to snatch from her hand, grab her wrist with one hand, clasp the back of her neck with the other and bring her face to his, just to reaffirm his horrible suspicions: she's been drinking again. He would be wrong. He would be a brute. She was only doing what the book suggested |
Move over, strip poker! Strip Chocolate, the ultimate game of sensual pleasure, takes the classic premise to new heights. Your clothes will come off. The chocolate will go on. Play by the rules and everyone wins!
Why not? It's a great combination: The G-Spot teamed up with the Kama Sutra Pooh Style.
Record high blood-alcohol level for Swede
The police could hardly believe their eyes when they checked the excess blood-alcohol concentration of the 35-year-old who they located nearly unconscious in his car at a roundabout at downtown Halmstad, Sweden.
The alcohol test showed a blood alcohol level at 6 per thousand, the highest level ever measured on a drunk driver in Sweden.
One year ago today:
I think you know that Kiss bassist Gene Simmons is into fire breathing, but before you try this at home, better read the fire breathing FAQ's.
Campaign for the Renewal of our national Anthem Project.
C.R.A.P's purpose is to get our national anthem changed to something new and funky for the new millenium.We have decided on the Benny Hill theme tune. Why stand there like a lemon when you can boogie with us.
How to Dance Punk. We’re fucking with you. Punks don’t dance much. They mosh.
How to Mosh like a True Punk. It looks easy, eh? You throw yourself around inna pit fulla other punks.
Renowned director Steven Spielberg’s remake of the 1933 cult monster classic ‘King Kong’ has stalled in the pre-production phase, in a row over whether the giant ape should have a visible 10-foot penis.
I think most of you have seen the Double A Paper commercial. You don't have to tell me it was done before and all that, but have you ever wondered why we never got to see the end? Oh wait, here's the end.
However, I still wonder what the name of that girl is.
Don't you think you should know everyting about one another before getting married?
Via Dr.A.
The home builder's Gallery is a place for home builders to share their creations with the world. It should be noted that the Bicycle Forest does not endorse any of these designs. Many of these bicycles would be potentially dangerous to ride and are apt to be structurally unsound. They are shown here for your amusement only.
The judge ruled there could not be any cameras in the courthouse for the Michael Jackson hearing? He ruled wrong, because here's the footage.
And why would he use an umbrella when the sun is shining?
J.Lo's Ass Explodes - Latest pressures become too much
In the middle of a Prada store in New York City this afternoon, the world renowned fashion icon and man handler, Jennifer Lopez, a.k.a. J.Lo, tried on a dress when suddenly, to the dismay of her entourage, her ass spontaneously combusted.
This should not come as a surprise, especially if take a look at the Jennifer Lopez Butt Gallery.
"Punk'd" may be MTV's most popular show, but the network's lawyers are trying to distance themselves from the program as they prepare to defend a negligence lawsuit brought against Ashton Kutcher and his band of hidden camera pranksters.
Lesbian Lovers Allegedly Try To Kill Marine 5 Times
A prosecutor said in federal court Monday that two lesbian lovers planned the cold-blooded and premeditated killing of a Camp Pendleton Marine.
Federal prosecutors say that Astrid Tepatti and Ebony Wood, both 21-year-olds, wanted to kill Tepatti's husband, Marine Sgt. Stephen Tepatti, "at any cost." Both women have been charged with attempted murder and manufacturing a biological weapon.
Semper Fi?
Break-Dancers Perform for the Pope
In an unusual spectacle at the Vatican, Pope John Paul II presided over a performance of break-dancers who leaped, flipped and spun their bodies to beats from a tinny boom box.
Do you wonder how many e-mails Bill Clinton sent out during his presidency? Just two!
Farmer guilty of slurry attack
A farmer who held a terrified vet's face under 18 inches of slurry has been warned he faces prison.
Farmer Roger Baker was found guilty of affray by a jury at Taunton Crown Court on Friday and Judge Stephen O'Malley warned Baker he could be sent to prison.
Amanda Rudder, 18, was arrested yesterday by Key West, Florida cops and charged with being a minor in possession of alcohol (she was drinking a Budweiser on the beach, according to the below police report). While that is a run-of-the-mill offense, it's Rudder's mugshot that's so special.
Benfica's Hungarian international striker Miklos Feher has died after collapsing during a game on Sunday.
Feher suffered a heart attack during the league game between Benfica and Vitoria Guimaraes. The 24-year-old was stretchered off the pitch and taken to hospital after he collapsed unconscious. The game was stopped for 15 minutes as team doctors tried to resuscitate the player but he later died in hospital.
A police sergeant resigned on the eve of a review board session scheduled to determine if he should be fired for alleged involvement in his wife's strip club.
Greg Sievers, a highly decorated 17-year police veteran, Thursday night accused the department of corruption and caving in to political pressure to have him fired related to his wife, Arety, and her business.
Why would you want to be known by your nickname Fluffy? Oh, before I forget: NSFW.
UFO picture a saucer wonder
While man is making his mark on Mars, some humans are wondering if aliens have zoomed into Melbourne. A mysterious photograph has sparked a UFO frenzy in the city's north. Both believers and sceptics are scratching their heads over a picture, snapped in Beveridge by a council officer last week.
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Ritual Cutting - 6 November, 2003
This web page contains images which may be considered disturbing, violent, graphic and/or sexual. If you find blood and/or cutting offensive, go back to Kansas.
Private homevideos can be fun. Especially when they involve sex and celebrities. And who is the next celebrity? You may remember her from her Baywatch days. Yes, it is Donna D'Errico.
David Palmer, a former member of Jethro Tull has had a sex-change operation to become a woman named Dee.
Super Sunday Masturbation Party Planner
You're going to get together with friends for a Super Sunday party anyhow, why not turn it into a peace rally? Follow this simple guide to making it into a Masturbate For Peace wank-a-thon. Whether you pound your pud for the Patriots, or pet your pussy for the Panthers, you can combine the excitement of the Super Sunday with the thrill of masturbating for peace.
Thanks pretzel9.
Jacko is NOT their father
He's just a man who says that he is the one
But the kid is not his son.
Women attack KO'd man
Two women launched a harrowing sex attack — on a terrified man.
They ambushed the 20-year-old in a car park and felled him with a blow to the head.
Then the pair — aged 29 and FIFTY — pinned down the semi-conscious man, performed oral sex on him and tried to force him to have intercourse. But he struggled free and raised the alarm at a nearby pub.
So where's the felony?
If you had the opportunity, would you salute the police or would you fuck the police?
One year ago today:
France Sucks.net
France has neither winter, nor summer, nor morals. France is miserable because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable because they live in France.
Helmut Newton dies in car crash
Legendary international glamour and fashion photographer Helmut Newton was killed in a car crash in Hollywood. Newton, who fled Nazi Germany and settled in Australia, was 83.
He was leaving the Chateau Marmont, a plush hotel that is a favourite haunt of the stars he was known for snapping, today when he lost control of his Cadillac limousine and ploughed into a wall nearby.
You want an impression of his work?
Something someone by the name of Enzo Ferrari wouldn't want to be seen: Wrecked Ferraris.
David Hasselhoff says his daughters hate his music and change the channel whenever Knight Rider comes on the TV.
John Wayne Bobbit uncut...by second wife.
"It looked like a little pig wrapped in a blanket - although the fat was injected all around, the head remained the same size."
"We made love anyway. I didn't want to hurt his feelings and say 'euuugh', but it was a problem to have sex. I mean, it was not pleasant."
Demotivators
Increasing success by lowering expectations
For longer than most can remember, motivational speakers, authors and publishers have inspired and delighted us by championing the idea that within each person exists virtually unlimited potential.
At Despair, Inc., we agree wholeheartedly- and helping others to unleash their hidden potentials remains our singular obsession.
Student is selling her virginity on the internet for ?10,000
So far more than 400 men, many of them sickos, have placed bids offering 18-year-old Rosie Reid up to ?10,000 for sex.
The drastic action has left Rosie's parents sickened. Her doctor dad has told her she "is selling her soul". Her nurse mum is outraged. And Rosie is even willing to sleep with a man despite it being abhorrent to her—she is a lesbian.
When life isn't weird enough -- you need the Mr. T soap-on-a-rope! "I Pity The Dirt!"
Windows For Devices
Device type: Casino Gaming Machine
Manufacturer: Bally's
Embedded OS: Windows XP Embedded with Service Pack 1/Windows NT Embedded
Processor: Pentium IV 4 GHz
Description: Bally's continues to build top of the line, cutting edge casino gaming machines. Development was streamlined due to the Win32 API's that enabled quick development of applications while ability to use commodity hardware further streamlined development. XP Embedded gave them powerful graphics & video support (enabled via Windows Media Player & DirectX) and features like El Torito enabled conformation to Nevada gaming specification (i.e. boot from CD, run w/o a hard drive).
Rate My Goatse. Of course, whenever you see the word goatse, it means to it is no way near of safe for work.
If you can't afford to drive your Cadillac around no more, but are too strongly attached to it emotionally, you should turn it into a Cadillac Sofa.
Coloured Smoke
For some time I have been thinking about how to develop smoke pictures to make them look more attractive. Over the last week I have been concentrating on the editing process to enhance the shape and form of the smoke by selectively adding colour. Here are some of the results that represent the stage I have reached so far.
Just about everyone loves to pop Bubble Wrap® cushioning material. In fact, Chase’s Calendar of Events has designated Monday, January 26, 2004 as National Bubble Wrap® Appreciation Day because of the widespread popularity of this packaging material.
So why not join me in some virtual bubble wrap.
And when you go home after a day of hard work, you and your loved one may enjoy some Bubble Wrap Lingerie.
At ebay: This guitar was built in late 1978 and has had one owner: Steve Lukather.
Steve Lukather has been an Andy Brauer client for 20 years.
Recently, Luke decided to release this guitar for sale through our auction program.
Can't stand it that your coffee is getting cold too soon because you find too much naked women on the internet? Get your USB Coffee Heater.
Do my boobs look crooked?
And I want you to be really honest about it!
The oldest bank robber in the United States, 92-year-old J.L. Hunter Rountree, has been sentenced to over 12 years in prison after he pleaded guilty to robbing $1,999 (1,100 pounds) from a Texas bank last August.
What will life be like at 104?
Mark Hatten, an ex-boyfriend of Anna Nicole Smith was sentenced to nearly seven years in prison for making criminal threats against the former Playboy Playmate and attacking her neighbor.
Are you fed up with the ongoing complaints of your girlfriend or wife about her not having enough shoes? Now's your chance to get rid of that once and for all. Just pay a visit to ebay.
3 New York drivers hit and ran
The black car hit her first, striking Natalie Guzman as she tried to cross a Queens street to buy a bag of potato chips. The 18-year-old mother of an infant managed to get to her feet and she was hit again, this time by a white car.
Four minutes later, as friends who had stopped to help her up dived for cover, a black sport utility vehicle hurtled through the 30 mph zone at an estimated 80 mph.
I'm not sure if Fat Willie recently visited Paris, but he sure knows a Parisian fashion show!
He's a man on a mission.
And his mission is: To eat three meals a day for 30 days at McDonald's and document the impact on his health.
There are no short-cuts or compromise in brewing a great beer. To brew a world class beer requires as much skill and devotion as it does to produce great wine. What also helps is a great name for your beer. Then why the hell would you call your beer Aass beer?
Japanese telecom carriers, pioneers of Internet-capable and picture-snapping handsets, have now come up with the world's first mobile phone that enables users to listen to calls inside their heads -- by conducting sound through bone.
Keep in mind you will be looking like a fool!
One year ago today:
Welcome to the Idiots On Unicycles homepage, choose your interest.
On October 31,2003 Lt. K'Allen and 2nd Lt Torsha became husband and wife in a private ceremony on Earth.Many of their shipmates were in the wedding.Shipmembers in attendance and all in uniform were Warrant Officer Jendarith, who performed the ceremony,Lt. Ri'Par who was best man,Marine Captain K'klarj as groomsman,and 2nd Lt J'Lok as bridesmaid.
Call to stop women singing on TV
A conservative warlord who controls much of western Afghanistan has called for an end to television broadcasts of women singing, just a week after a decade-long ban was lifted.
Now my question for you is:
Who is the worst singer in the world, male or female, I don't care.
Beer ad stunt man dies on camera
A top skydiver was killed attempting an aerial stunt during a film shoot near Theewaterskloof Dam on Wednesday. The film shoot was for a television advertisement for Amstel beer by Velocity Films.
The man, a specialist skydiver with more than 6 000 jumps to his name, has not yet been identified, as police were at midday still contacting members of his family.
Via Adrants.
16 arrests later, naked walker completes trek
Stephen Gough walked the length of Britain naked to promote public nudity and he finally reached his destination Thursday - barely.
The saga of Michael Jackson's Bentley, scheduled for sale at the Barrett-Jackson Classic Car Auction in Scottsdale but caught up in the Neverland investigation, took another turn Tuesday.
In a hastily called press conference, auction president Craig Jackson said sale of the 2003 Bentley Arnage Red Label would go on as planned despite Michael Jackson's failure to deliver the car's title or respond to repeated calls.
Enron's former top accountant pleaded innocent Thursday to conspiracy and fraud charges in an indictment that accused him of being "a principal architect" of schemes to mislead investors in the scandal-ridden energy company.
What could be more global than soccer?
The world’s leading professional players and owners pay no mind to national borders, with major teams banking revenues in every currency available on the foreign exchange and billions of fans cheering for their champions in too many languages to count. But in many ways, the beautiful game reveals much more about globalization’s limits than its possibilities.
And for those that are not into football, I give you something to laugh about: Ugly Footballers.
Wrestler inspires with his ability
In many respects, Kyle Maynard always has been like his peers. As a kid, he roughed it up in street hockey skirmishes and played on his sixth-grade football team. As a teenager, he enjoys video games, gets mostly A's in school and wrestles for Suwanee (Ga.) Collins Hill High School, which competed at Chapel Hill High on Monday and Tuesday in the Tiger Holiday Classic.
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the only site on the internet that gives you the answer to one of life's most important questions: just how good is the sex going to be? And how hard do you have to work to get it? Now, using HowWasShe.com, that information is right at your fingertips.
NASA unable to communicate with Mars rover
The Spirit rover has stopped transmitting data from Mars, NASA mission controllers said Thursday, but there were signs it is still operating at a basic level.
Satan's Laundromat
This is a Brooklyn-based photolog with an emphasis on strange signage, urban decay, and general weirdness.
The end of Bennifer
ET has learned that BEN AFFLECK and JENNIFER LOPEZ are Bennifer no more. Today, a representative for Lopez told ET, "I am confirming the reports that Jennifer Lopez has ended her engagement to Ben Affleck. At this difficult time, we ask that you respect her privacy."
My PC is older than yours
The story about the oldest working in the Netherlands, a vintage IBM 5160 (Intel 8088) computer from 1983, which is still being used to test matrix printers, attracted a fair amount of comments. We asked you if you knew about other old desktops still chugging away somewhere. And many of you responsed. So what else is old and still alive?
I'm all out of faith
This is how I feel
I'm cold and I am shamed
Lying naked on the floor
Illusion never changed
Into something real
I'm wide awake
And I can see
The perfect sky is torn
You're a little late
I'm already torn
I guess you know this one by Natalie Imbruglia.
Here's a different version: Porn by Paris Hilton.
Photo-realism is difficult enough to achieve with oil paints and acrylics. Veteran artist John Baeder, with a precise hand and subtle shading, achieves photographic realism with watercolor.
Relax, let SkyHigh take over your vacation! First our travel specialists’ assistants carefully select each package destination for price, access to public utilities, and proximity to go-kart tracks. Then every hotel, restaurant, booze cruise, Laundromat, personal protection service provider and rental car company we contractually oblige you to is chosen based on certain criteria as well! So, no matter which SkyHigh Vacation Package you select, there’s a surprise around every corner!
Smoking doesn't have to be expensive! I just found this website that is selling all brands for $20 a carton! Shipping is free and there are no taxes! Smoke on at The Smokey Shack!
An Oslo court ruled that André Riseng was within his rights to urinate on a shop window in a public place. Riseng, who was successfully defended by a law student, claimed to have a golden excuse, and the court agreed.
An Australian hotel survey has singled out English rugby union fans as the "kinkiest" supporters at last year's World Cup.
Hotel staff were shocked to find a sex toy in Union Jack colours, a jockstrap with Tony Blair's face on the front and a cardboard cut-out of golden boy Jonny Wilkinson covered in red lipstick.
Were you invited?
I was not invited!
What was the invitation for?
The Silvercash Invitational!
Today hairstyles are seen as an art, clother are seen as an art, so why not see bras as art. They may give you problems at airports though.
A Belgian tourist was arrested at the weekend for smuggling 250g of cabbage leaves mixed with a tiny amount of marijuana from Amsterdam to Brussels, the Dutch newspaper De Telegraaf has reported.
Britain's biggest-selling hiking magazine apologised today after its latest issue contained a route that would lead climbers off the edge of a cliff on Britain's tallest peak.
Jordans Boobs May Explode
Doctors have warned that Jordan's 34FF breasts could explode if jungle leeches get to chomp on them.
The silicone-enhanced glamour model plans to strip off on I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here.
Judge asked to relax Jacko gag order
The prosecution and defence in the Michael Jackson case have joined forces to ask the trial judge to relax a gag order to allow them to refute media reports that might threaten a fair trial.
Everyone's talking about Donald Trump's hair.
Pat O'Brien asked the real estate mogul about it last week on "Access Hollywood", and then the show morphed a shot of Trump, changing his comb-over into a slicked-back blond coif.
There are Paranormal Happenings going on in my kitchen. I know there is a ghost in my coffee pot!
Man rapes dead body
Colin John Richardson was jailed for life today for killing Claire Franklin, his teenage neighbour, and having sex with her body in a crime described by a judge as horrible and depraved.
Babespotter. Yes, that's is certainly why cell phones are equiped with cameras nowadays. And there is at least one other person who agrees with me on that.
Which is worse?
A - your parents going to one of your friend’s cool hangout drug/alcohol parties
B - Finding out your friend ordered a stripper who turned out to be your mom
A - Having an itch on your foot with your shoes on
B - Having an itch in your butt with your pants on
And many, many more.
One year ago today:
A girlfriend's guide to online pornography.
My boyfriend is the slovenly type and that's something I got used to a long time ago. He leaves dirty dishes in the sink, doesn't put down the toilet seat, and enjoys shows like "Son of the Beach." He's also never made any attempt to hide the fact that he's into pornography. The first time I ever went over to his house there was some sort of second rate porn magazine lying on his couch and he only showed a small amount of embarrassment when he threw it off into a corner.
Looking for that special item to spruce up your home or office without sacrificing your deep feelings of spiritual reverance? Well, look no further than LordCo's new 'Chia Christ' planters.
The Gray Kangaroo is the world's first and only personal liquor filter. With the Gray Kangaroo you can drink cheap liquor with out enduring bad taste, nausea or hangover.
With the Gray Kangaroo you can filter whole bottles of liquor in 5 minutes. Liquor can be filtered multiple times for increased effect. The Gray Kangaroo lasts for at least 100 liters of hard liquor before it needs to be replaced.
No more text messages from Jesus
A service promising to answer people's prayers with a text message apparently sent by Jesus has been shut down after complaints by Finland's mobile services watchdog.
The heavenly service offered answers from Jesus in response to a text message prayer at the cost of a hefty 1.20 euros ($1.52) per message, but lasted less than a month.
Crocodile Hunter Exposes Son to Salmonella
Steve Irwin, the popular host of the Animal Planet's The Crocodile Hunter, is under international pressure after for possibly exposing his one-month old son to salmonella.
At a recent show at his animal park, Irwin was captured by news cameras feeding a raw chicken with one hand to a 13'crocodile, while holding his one-month old son in his other arm.
To decrease fear of mad cow disease, McDonald's has announced that its burgers have always contained cow brains. It has said that, if there were any great danger of contracting mad cow disease from eating cow brains, billions of their customers would already have it. McDonald's stock rose after the announcement.
As a 21 year old British woman gets arrested at Miami Dade airport for 'joking' with a Security Officer that she had a bomb in her bag, we present the top ten most stupid things to say in an airport... She's in with a bullet at number one...
Faith Freedom International
Here are images of Ashura. The annual remembrance day when Shiits mourn the death of Imam Hussein by beating themselves and cutting their own flesh to bleed. Hussein was killed in a battle when he challenged Moavia the Caliph of the time for power.
She gets up close and personal with rock stars
Meet masseuse Dorothy Stein, 35, aka Dr. Dot. She has worked her magic on the necks, arms and lower backs of Mick Jagger, Sting, Eminem, Justin Timberlake and a legion of other tensed-up artists.
''When you're out on tour for months at a time, there's always a muscle that needs to be pushed back into place or rubbed,'' said Kiss bassist Gene Simmons, who got his first massage from Stein in Germany in 1999. ``She was very professional. She also didn't talk a lot, which I particularly liked.''
Durex withdraws condom lubricant
The makers of Durex have ceased production of condoms containing a controversial lubricant amid doubts about its ability to prevent infection.
The lubricant, nonoxynol-9 (N-9), was originally thought to provide a high level of protection against infections such as HIV.
However, recent studies have shown that it may actually increase the risk.
Are you worried now?
 | Raleigh relaunches Chopper bike Raleigh has confirmed it is to capitalise on nostalgic interest in the bike by bringing out a new version. Raleigh, now based at Eastwood, Nottinghamshire, sold 1.5 million Choppers between 1969 and 1979. The new Chopper retains the red-lined
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Update: It has been on sale for years in the Netherlands at the Chopperdome.
Elvis shakes up race for mayor
Dean Vegas, 40, put away his blue suede shoes and brushed his sideburns today as he launched his surprise bid to win headline billing on the tourist strip at the Gold Coast elections in March.
Musicplasma
It's a tool that will allow you to identify all the artists that fit your musical tastes and I like it!
Big spender partied with neighbour's money
A woman took a real night on the town when her neighbour’s bank card suddenly appeared in her mailbox.
The woman managed to burn off USD 3580 on a single Saturday night. She paid for everything with her neighbour’s bank card.
Although there is debate over the exact date it started, on November 02, 2000, a person calling themselves Timetravel_0, and later John Titor, started posting on a public forum that he was a time traveler from the year 2036.
One of the first things he did was post pictures of his time machine and its operations manual. As the weeks went by, more and more people began questioning him about why he was here, the physics of time travel and his thoughts about our time.
Thanks Ste Walley!
Just what is sexy model and singer Emma B doing behind that car and why is that guy got such a big smile on his face...?
Thankx Chris!
Everybody comes to Nollywood
They wanna make it in the neighborhood
They like the smell of it in Nollywood
How could it hurt you when it looks so good
Shine your light now
This time it's gotta be good
You get it right now
'Cause you're in Nollywood
Over at the Twins I found a great thing about Bubbling. And at that site I found a word I never heard or read before. That word was applebottom.
Did you know there is a contest out there for Miss Applebottom?
Drug Smuggler Rumbled by Call of Nature
The untimely bowel movements of a man arrested with marijuana at an airport yielded German crime fighters an unexpected haul of 54 condoms containing cocaine, authorities said on Thursday.
Remember the post about Alexa Jones, the firefighter who was too hot for her colleagues?
I finally found out her alias is Chantel Lace.
Well we know where we’re goin’
But we don’t know where we’ve been
And we know what we’re knowin’
But we can’t say what we’ve seen
And we’re not little children
And we know what we want
And the future is certain
Give us time to work it out
We’re on a road to nowhere
Come on inside
Takin’ that ride to nowhere
We’ll take that ride
One year ago today:
Something you need? Welcome to the The Most Complete and Most Useless Collection of Pick-Up Lines. Great effort was made to deliver the largest collection of pick-up lines anywhere to you, the reader, without a lot of hassle.
Town names intersection after Paris, Nicole
Life in the age of reality TV means you can make a complete fool of yourself before millions of Americans and get richly rewarded for it. It's so very true for Paris Hilton, whose popularity has soared since her "Simple Life" show, despite - or is it because of - her notorious X-rated porn tape.
| Kids celebrate smoky saint's day Simone is nine years old. On Saturday, in between playing football, sitting down for a big family lunch and watching a spot of television, he spent the day smoking, like almost all his friends and the rest of the town. |  |
We'd like to introduce you to the newest members of the Juicy Jellies? family - the edible, vibrating Gummy Dongs!
Each Gummy Dong has it's own distinctive flavor and character. There are four flavors to chose from: Sour Apple, Strawberry, Watermelon and Peach. And they are all SUGAR-FREE! Each dong has a vibrator inside so even when the Gummy is gone, you still have a wonderful vibrator!
Methods of becoming a Horse
Listed are a number of methods - some purely theoretical - by which someone might become a horse, or create a convincing illusion of it.
Please Note: I make no effort to evaluate the moral implications of any of the techniques - the fact that they are listed here does not mean I necessarily approve of them. If the technique involves harm to a living horse, I definitely DON'T.
What is Virgin Cream?
This is from USA which contains latest ingredient which tightens vagina. It’s requirement for ladies who looses their virginity (virgin size) usually after delivery and some cases before also and slowly both partner looses interest in each other without knowing the cause, this Virgin cream gives you complete youthfulness and bring back virginity (virgin size) to its original shape. Your partner starts taking interest in you, which you might have not experienced before.
If the product works just as well as their English....
Managing mission impossible
You're an astronaut on the way to Mars in the year 2034. Your mission is to fulfill the American goal laid out three decades earlier by President George Bush when he called for the United States to return to the moon and then venture on to the Red Planet.
Dead or Alive?
This site tracks whether famous people are still alive or whether they have passed away.
A truck driver who says he was fired because of his weight says he's ready to go to court to get his job back. Walter Geter weighs 412 pounds. I rest my case.
Couple Charged in Alleged Exorcism Death
A 6-year-old girl found dead in a motel room had been strangled, stabbed, beaten and covered in pages torn from a Bible, possibly in an attempt to "undemonize" her.
50 million pounds
After securing a record 22 million pound picture deal to revive Indiana Jones in a fourth film, Harrison Ford has divorced his wife of 18 years in a settlement estimated to be costing him 50 million pound.
And what does it leave Han Solo..........Ally McBeal!
One year ago today:
Hey! My names Ralph Im 14 years old and I am kool. I just lerned the hypertex marked langage and like it a lot. This is the reeson I am making this kool site. Chek out this pix of me, Im so cool. This is one is really old but I found it somewhere.
Annihilate Your PC
Here's how to destroy your computer before the cops haul your ass in.
I don't know about you, but the RIAA is starting to scare the piss out of me. Every time I turn on the news there's something about the RIAA suing someone, and getting sued would really put a dent in my five-year plan. So just to be on the safe side I did some research into the wonderful world of thermite.
There are certain things you don't wish on anybody, but I am sure you too would make an exception for the guy who wrote this.
How To Control A Runaway Camel
You're about to park your camel (your car's in the shop) by a meter on Seventh Avenue in Manhattan. But, before you can dismount and feed your pocketful of quarters for 10 minutes' parking, your camel is startled by a bus and bolts. What should you do?
Baby Jesus Butt-Plug
Description:
Glory to the newborn King! Perfect for altars, baby showers and Secret Santa gifts.4-1/4" long, 1-3/8" in diameter at the widest insertable point. Glow-in-the-Dark White (a pearlescent white).
All set, court's in session
This judge's got no compassion
Witness, show me your right hand
I swear, nothing but the truth now
I was allright till she came along
I was allright, then it all went wrong
The devil made me do it, oh, oh, oh ,oh
It was an act of a man possessed
The devil made me do it
There over 1 billion Chinese people and the can spare only one cop for the UN peacekeeping mission in Afghanistan?
A Shanghainese couple has sued their former high school over images of them kissing in a video on ``irregular behavior,'' saying they were mocked by other students because of it.
Just like the recent governor elections in California it seems to be that everybody is entitled to run for Presidents of the Ustated Nights of America. Here's one that can go a long way: Mike the Headless Chicken.
The Most Hated Man in Bodybuilding
To me it looks like he swallowed some bowling balls followed by a few tennis balls to top it off.
My butts really is nice and firm
It's every womans dream to have a nice firm arse like Kylie - but how? Well it seems that it's easy if you believe this ad - But do you really want to be able to do this with it once it's this hard? Still it would entertain the guys no end.
Britney book to tell all
Britney Spears is reportedly planning to dish the dirt on her life and lovers in a sexy tell-all autobiography. The Daily Star says it will be a tale of "love, lust and sadness."
Why not show it all?
Do you miss Beavis and Butthead? Wonder where they went after they did America? Well, have I got good news for you! Turns out Beavis, in human form, is alive and well -- and committing crime in Oregon.
Now is your chance to get that homerun. The only thing is, you are the yeti and you have to hit a penguin.
This year, President Bush's State of the Union address is scheduled for January 20, 2004 at 9pm (Eastern). It should be broadcast on all major networks and cable news/political networks.
So just in time I bring you the State of the Union Drinking Game.
Computer security experts fear a new worm dubbed Bagle-A that began spreading rapidly across Australian e-mail networks on Sunday could be a rehearsal for a more concerted attack in coming weeks.
Comparing Bagle to the infamous Sobig-F virus that flooded global e-mail networks last year, experts fear that a more virulent version of new worm could appear soon.
She was at Winston Churchill's side during Britain's darkest hour. And now Charlie the parrot is 104 years old...and still cursing the Nazis.
Her favourite sayings were "F*** Hitler" and "F*** the Nazis". And even today, 39 years after the great man's death, she can still be coaxed into repeating them with that unmistakable Churchillian inflection.
Rotten luck Australia
Punk rocker Johnny Rotten was named today as one of the contestants in a celebrity reality TV show being filmed in Australia. Other contestants on the show include topless model Jordan; the BBC's former royal correspondent Jennie Bond; and Alex Best, wife of former soccer star George Best.
Shout hurray for Coolio at least three times. He has done something amazing. He is providing us, intentionally, with a lot of Open Folder Fun.
My friends (no not me!) went to an S&M parlour they other day and they told me everything in the house was in style. Even the toilets!
The Jordan Grand Prix team is set to announce Dutchman Jos "The Boss" Verstappen as their driver for the 2004 season this week. All signs indicate that Wednesday should be the big day for both the team and Jos.
An improvement for Jos?
You don't see them very often these days. The cell phone has taken over from the pager. But do you know which company was really good at pagers? Motorola!
Imagine this:
You have lots of fun in a bar.
You meet a girl who seems lots of fun.
You want to go home with here to have even more lots of fun.
Yet get to her bedroom and see her bed. Still lots of fun?
When Ed Lucero plummeted 105.6 feet over Canada's Alexandra Falls, he set a new world record for the highest plunge in a kayak. What was he thinking?
They told me Switzerland is expensive, they told me Switzerland is clean, they told me in the winter Switzerland is almost completely covered with snow. They never told me Switzerland was beautiful.
Baby Rae, The Naked Preacher Lady entertains many in Sacramento on Cable Access TV. She tells dirty jokes, curses like a trucker and dances around in darn near nothing, all to bring you the word of God.
Can your skin turn orange if you eat too many carrots? We plan to answer that question as I go on a carrot diet for thirty days.
One year ago today:
Wacky Wet: This site is for people who enjoy a more varied style of swimwear or waterwear. It's the most fun you can have with your clothes on!
In April 2003, JengaJam started off. Their mission at first was to collect links to various amusing things. In the following weeks, their idea of what they wanted the site to include was created, and they set off to collect only the links which they thought were amusing or important.
The links you see in front of you are their picks for the best links of 2003.
Oh, come off it
Can an electronic gadget attached to your ankles really improve sexual pleasure? And could it ever replace the men in our lives? Elizabeth Day tries one on for sighs
Gambling-mad Australians, teased for willingly betting on two flies crawling up a wall, have expanded their horizons -- now they're placing bets on cockroaches.
The sex scene between Charlize Theron and Christina Ricci in "Monster" turned into a gigglefest.
Fight the Hoax
The Mission of BreakTheChain.org is to educate people about the shortcomings of e-mail chain letters as a means to distribute information and to empower them to make informed, logical decisions about the information they distribute.
Pornstar firefighter is too hot for colleagues
Seventeen firefighters have quit their jobs because a female colleague discussed her pornography career while at work in the fire station.
Alexa Jones has a website that promotes her pornographic material but does not mention her job as a firefighter.
Wans't she Miss Painted Rock as well? Guess not....
This quiz is provided for entertainment purposes only; it is not an IQ test. This score will not qualify you for Mensa. The questions on the "Mensa Workout" are biased towards people whose primary language is English. Mensa offers culture-fair testing throughout the world. Many of the questions on the "Mensa Workout" require you to have a graphical browser. The test is still enjoyable for those with text-only browsers, but your overall score may be considerably lower than it might be with a graphical browser.
Soccer chief says women footballers need tighter shorts
FIFA President Sepp Blatter has drawn condemnation from women's sports figures for saying the future of women's football could rest with tighter shorts.
Canada cool with happy penis song
A song lauding the joys of an "enormous penis" is not obscene because the object of the lyric's affection isn't necessarily sexual, a Canadian regulator has ruled.
In the continuing "A Day With series" from Danni.com we’ve given you the opportunity to see how your favorite models spend their day, from sun up to sun down. Today is spent with Aria Giovanni.....
Found at What The Fuck.
The Discovery of Electricity
Electricity has long been with us, both with the simple static variety usedfor picking up bits of tissue with your comb, and the for the more dramatic events of lightning strikes, used for instant roasting and the creation of fire.
Goatse.cx has been terminated by the CX registry.
I am sure you all know what Goatse is. If not, try some google-ing on that.
I want Goatse back and I am not the only one, so please, pretty please, sign the Goatse petition!
German Toilets
Whenever folks who have lived or traveled in Germany gather for a beer, sooner or later one subject is sure to rear its ugly head: what is the deal with those toilets?
I guess they could just as well be Dutch, Belgian, Danish, Italian or Spanish toilets.....
Yeti, Set, Go!
News flash: Bigfoot spotted shopping! No, wait, it's only Pamela Anderson wandering the Malibu streets sans makeup.
She used to be better, much better.
My Life as a Celebrity Scientologist
I decided to check myself into the Celebrity Center in Los Angeles - a Scientology retreat for the rich and famous. I made sure my friends knew where I was going and when to come and get me.
What would you like to do today?
Kiss Britney, dance with Britney or get down with Britney.
All from f.u.b.a.r.
The Callgirl of Cthulhu
This piece was inspired by H.P. Lovecraft with an extra healthy dose of squid and crab thrown in for good measure. She is painted with an iridescent 3 tone paint job, with clear urethane tentacles and spines. 
'Jackson's two oldest children are Jewish'
The mother of Michael Jackson’s two oldest children revealed today that they are Jewish by birth.
Debbie Rowe, Jackson’s ex-wife, is reportedly concerned that Nation of Islam members, who are handling some of the pop star’s security arrangements, may try to convert them.
A kiss on the hand maybe quite continental
but diamonds are a girls best friend
a kiss may be grand.. but it won't pay the rental on your humble flat
or help you at the automat
men grow cold as girls grow old
and we all lose are charms in the end
but square cut or pear shape these rocks don't lose there shape
diamonds are a girls best friend
Be careful what you wish for ~~~ Miracle Patch Means More Massive Members.
Thanks Mark.
Wishing you had someone during the holidays? Wanting your friends and family to leave your social life alone? Needing to find a way to prove to them that you have someone? Let me offer you myself... Let me be your fantasy. Wake up each day to my instant message, greeting you with "Morning, baby..."
Thanks Teak Sato.
The Aerobic Bouncing Chair
Get all the benefits of rebounding from a sitting position. Ideal for people with leg or spinal injuries, babies, seniors, and the overweight.
I am really sure you'll like this one. Not every pictorial for a magazine is done right the first time. Of course the photographers as well as the models don't want you to see those pictures.
Luckily for us someone has found those pictures so here are those Playboy Bloopers.
Man fined for pinch in brothel
Nicholas Seach fell asleep in a brothel and has been fined $600 after he pinched the breast of the policewoman who tried to wake him.
One year ago today:
A fart is a beautiful thing and should not be wasted or God will hate you! Here is a list of places that I have, at one point in my life or another, farted at. I am not proud of all of them, but the facts must be told.
Malaysia's Muslim opposition party has urged the government to cancel an upcoming concert by Mariah Carey, saying her performance is immoral and promotes un-Islamic values.
"Everyone knows Mariah Carey presents herself in a sexy, unacceptable and almost vulgar manner."
Dance Ffundamentals
Take part in the 5 step workshop "dance fundamentals", developed and coached by professional instructor René.
I like meat. I want to have meat every day. But I am sure there is no better way to promote eating meat!
Streakers In Restaurant Watch As Their Car Is Stolen
Three men who went streaking through a Denny's restaurant were chilled and chagrined when they spotted a thief drive off in their getaway car, their clothes inside.
Naked in the 20-degree weather, the three young men huddled behind cars in a parking lot until police arrived.
Escaperail
an often overlooked vestige of the urban experience, the fire escape is often seen (if seen at all) as nothing more than an eyesore - an unpleasant side effect of living within the confines of a city.
but through the lens of a camera, the fire escape becomes something more. a fascinating assemblage of geometry, light and shadow, it becomes an object of beauty. it is to this aspect of the fire escape that escaperail.com devotes its energy.
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The Plecostoma
The safe organic alternative to cleaning your pool! Reemco's Plecostoma is an inexpensive maintenance free method to keeping algae growth and water quality under control. Our research and development department has taken genetics into the twenty first century! Here's how it works!
A witness to the 1997 Paris car crash which killed Britain's Princess Diana has ruled out conspiracy theories telling a British newspaper, in comments published today, that there were no other vehicles in sight when the smash happened.
In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
Hmmm, not quite.
Marryformoney.com. Some people marry for love and some people marry for money and there are some people who marry for money but end up married in love.
I guess this is what Coolio, being a huge Audi fan, really likes: Girls and Audi.
Pop singer and TV star Jessica Simpson is endorsing a new "lickable" fragrance and body care line called Dessert, according to a Local 6 News report.
The perfume will come in several scents; creamy, dreamy, and juicy.
Topless woman on 'flight from hell'
A topless woman on a Virgin Blue flight to Melbourne shouted at nervous passengers that she had a vision they were all going to die in a September 11-style tragedy.
During the one-hour ordeal the woman yelled out for the plane to stop, took her top and bra off and defecated in her pants.
ATM Malfunction
Imagine going to your local ATM machine and when you get your money, you get twice what you asked for. However, your reciept only shows the amount you requested.
That's exactly what happened early Saturday morning at a Bank of America ATM machine at the Woodstone Shopping Center, near the bar called The Tap.
Extramask.
Imagine a scrotum. Now imagine a nail going in the scrotum. I made a joke with the words I am typing. I am white. You are white. You are black. My legs have hair on them.
Thanks Danny.
Dr. Julio Iglesias Puga
While both pop singer Enrique Iglesias and his father, classic crooner Julio Iglesias, are well-known for charming the ladies, it seems the 87-year-old patriarch of the family takes the crown.
Enrique's grandfather, noted gynecologist Dr. Julio Iglesias Puga, is expecting a baby with his 40-year-old wife Ronna Keitt in the spring.