Blogging like a maniac
Michael Jackson was held in a woman's cell when he was charged with child sex abuse, it was revealed yesterday.
A porn video of Baywatch beauty Gena Lee Nolin has surfaced on the internet.
The blonde strips for Greg Fahlman and performs sex acts on him.
Where is it?
Drunk judge claims toothbrush defence
A Finnish judge who heard four criminal cases while drunk has insisted the breath test was flawed because she was too busy to brush her teeth that morning.
Italian porn star and politician La Cicciolina demonstrated outside government buildings in The Hague Friday, apparently to protest at what she sees as the increasing prudishness in Amsterdam. She feels that tightening laws are turning the "sex capital of Europe" into a boring city.
Well, I'm off, going drinking.
What are your plans for the weekend?
An Extended Massive Orgasm is an orgasm of great intensity that lasts for an indefinite amount of time. The ability to experience this is not determined by genetics, or by luck - the ability to experience this can be learned, in time, by any of us.
One year ago today:
If you are a Harley Davidson driver you are aware of the fact that you are working on it forever. Therefor this site will not look strange to you.
Donate a sheep to a family in need.
Entire communities depend on wool and meat from sheep. That's why a gift of a sheep can bring "shear" joy to a family in need!
The IAGSDC is the International Association of Gay Square Dance Clubs, a lesbian and gay organization that is the umbrella organization for gay square dance clubs in the United States, Canada, Japan and Denmark.
The Bootleg Toys Links
The number of toy lines and characters that have been bootlegged is incredible. This page will link you to many of the known bootleg toys. Just click on the name to go to the toy line you would like to see.
Does anybody know how to clean up paints on cloth, leather, carpet, plastic, viynle, and metal??
I bought a spray paint and put it inside the car, but it somehow got caught under the seat. I didn't know so when I adjust the seat it punched a hole on the can and the paint blew out like a jet engine........
Lightweight, pocket-sized, and all plastic, Knee Defenders are easy to use – helping you gain some control when there is no legroom to spare and you need help dealing with an aggressive seat recliner.
Would would the internet have looked like if it was invented 100 years ago?
Via the restyled Yogie.
This afternoon at 4.30 my weekend starts and I'm going to se this real great band at a local bar.
After the skirl of bagpipes faded and the blind taste test of single-malt whiskies was over, the winning dram was clear -- a 20-year-old Nikka Yoichi, distilled in Hokkaido, Japan.
When you live in the USA you better not live in Seattle, Toledo, Los Angeles, Salt Lake City, Cincinnati, St. Louis, Atlanta, Miami, Phoenix and certainly not Cleveland.
Thai Man Stuck with His German Husband
That headline got me puzzled, so I just had to read it.
Driving an SUV is rude to other drivers because...
(Many SUV drivers have written me and say me that semi trucks cause these same problems. One major difference: Semis MUST be large to carry freight while most SUVs drivers could get by fine with a car.)
Gross or not: Human Cheese
Think of it, women can produce milk for as long as you keep them needing to. So I say we use this milk to make a cheese that would be very exclusive and expensive, and we could sell it to the French and possibly the snobs of LA, or people in California in general.
Fred Durst has seven stitches in his face after a UFO hit him on stage while Limp Bizkit was performing Friday in New York.
Hello everybody and welcome to the 419 Eater Home Page from your host Shiver Metimbers aka Mike.
I created this site to pay respects to all the good people out there who in their own small way are helping to fight the war against scammers, and also as a forum to publish some of my own productions of course!
It wasn't quite what they'd hoped for. But when Ron Jeremy told his high-flying Jewish family he was going to be a porn star they took it in their stride.
"They were very cool about it," he says, shaking his head.
"My mum just said: 'Ronnie dances to a different drummer.'"
If I ask you real nicely, would you watch me eat a hotdog?
Thursday is always close to Friday, and Friday is for getting drunk. To prepare you for that (if it is needed at all....) I give you the 86 rules of boozing.
Bite into our solid, milk chocolate, anatomically correct human heart. Made from premium chocolate, they make the ultimate gift for doctors, anatomy students or your sweetheart.
Welcome to how-to-bow.com
Whether you visit Japan as a tourist or as a businessman - there will be many occasions for you to drop a brick.
To avoid the most common mistakes, see the three chapters of this site and learn about the Japanese etiquette.
Sean "P. Diddy" Combs threw a mogul-sized fit backstage at VH1's "Big in '03" awards when he found out he was only an award presenter, not an award winner.
A father of three tried to go down the 30m water slide on all fours ``like a dog'' with his head facing downwards towards the slide's exit point.
But his exit was a disaster. He shot out at high speed into 1m of water, and his head smashed open at the bottom of the swimming pool within seconds.
The Discovery of Electricity
Electricity has long been with us, both with the simple static variety usedfor picking up bits of tissue with your comb, and the for the more dramatic events of lightning strikes, used for instant roasting and the creation of fire.
Saddam "Music Videos"
Iraqi television broadcasts nightly Saddam Hussein music videos. Here are two examples of them.
The inside of Michael Jackson's creepy lair was revealed for the first time yesterday.
A shocking video shows a secret room behind a trapdoor at Jackson's California mansion - where he apparently entertained kids who slept over.
The quick brown dog jumps over the lazy fox. Not this one anyway, this fox rocks.
One year ago today:
Bar Stool Racing.net has been created as a reference point for all who share a curiosity, a love, or a perverse interest in Powered Bar Stools. A sport that can truly be admired not only by young men, but also the rest of the guy's who may have lost their 32" waist line.
For the second year in a row, President Bush refused to grant the annual pardon to the White House Turkey. Instead of the traditional reprieve, the fowl will be detained "at an undisclosed location, for an indefinite amount of time"
Thanks Dave.
Many of you have probably seen some of the amazing Absolut Vodka ads over the years. There's even a book you can purchase that covers the history of this advertisement that has been running for many many years. The one thing you won't find in the book are the "lost" Absolut ads.
You might see more dads making the effort to pick up their kids at a certain church: Pamela Anderson says she's now working as a Sunday school teacher.
Conese
Be the first to post the hole new goatse.cx today. This cone-not be any funnier. Divert traffic this way today!
This guy sucks
Look at this fucking guy. This guy is such a piece of shit. Don't you just want to bitchslap this shit-eater? Damn!
Mascot Mayhem
A woman who was celebrating her birthday at an NBA game in Denver got more than she bargained for when the team's mascot decided to bring her a cake.
Make sure to check out the pictures!
A Cheektowaga man certainly knows where he's been, because he's been walking backwards for recreation in recent years. "I've walked these roads for the last six years everyday," said Chuck Henrikson, "and I know where I'm going."
A woman whose rescue from her flooded car was broadcast on CNN and The Weather Channel has pleaded guilty to driving with a revoked license after she was charged by a deputy who saw TV footage of her driving around a roadblock and into high water.
Evangelicals outraged over Bush's 'same god' remark
Christian leaders express dismay: 'He is commander in chief, not theologian in chief'
Hi I am Jeffrey and I like to mate! I also like to bounce and swim. But my favorite thing of all to do is bounce! I love bouncing around...especially in public places where people can watch me! I love it when people watch me bounce.
Illustrated Turducken Recipe
Actually it's an illustrated guide to preparing the X-treme BBQ III turducken; although we start with Paul Prudhomme's recipe.
This might just be a first - a really funny porn gag. With gag being the operative term for this classic!
DO NOT WATCH THIS if you are in any way politically correct or sensitive about feminist issues. It will upset you so bad so so bad........now don't go complaining to us will you as you've been warned!
Suggested by Chris.
I am off for today, I think, because my wife is celebrating her 27th birthday today!
I know it's early, but yesterday we booked our holiday for next summer. We will be in Palamós for three weeks!
Now I have this question for you:
What was your best holiday destination ever?
Mothers Against Boomerangs
By the way, isn't boomerang and incredibly strange word?
One year ago today:
I don't know who came up with the idea of the celebrity vomit page, but it's plain fun.
Victoria's Secrets Revealed: The rules for buying us lingerie.
When men think "Ooh, sexy lingerie!" women think, "Ugh. Lace rides up." We're not completely opposed to the idea, but there are a few things to consider first.
When you can't tell what's real from what's fake, who you gonna call? The Fake Detective.
Via Retnuh.
George Bush's administration has called on US companies in Britain to relocate jobs to America in an astonishing move that could trigger a major trade war.
Claim: The County of Los Angeles has requested that equipment vendors avoid using the industry term "Master/Slave" in product descriptions and labelling.
A man shot his grandson to death and then killed himself with a shotgun after quarrelling over the boy's schoolwork, police said.
Ladies, you may be able to fool your lover, but you cannot fool the machine.
A brain scanner can tell the difference between a fake orgasm and the real deal in women, neuroscientists have found. Different parts of the brain become activated depending on how authentic the thrill is.
Bottom cheeks and boobies: they come in pairs.
And they look somewhat the same.
But one pair gives milk, the other can stink.
One pair are in front and up. The other in the back and down.
So it should be easy to keep them apart. Right?
Gaffes: Fellowship of the Nitpickers
It ain’t easy making movies. Tiny blunders?the kind normal folks don’t notice?get made all the time. But nothing escapes the hawks at moviemistakes.com. For kicks, Newsweek ran the site’s best catches past Peter Jackson to get his side of the screw-up.
Rolling Stone presents the RS 500 Album list
My favorite album comes only at #159.
The Lion & Lamb Project is an initiative by parents for parents, providing information about the effects of violent entertainment, toys and games on children's behavior. And now they present to you the 12 Toys to Avoid.
Binational Gay Couples Have Hard Choices
The choices can be wrenching: skirting the law, leaving one's country, splitting up with one's lover. Under U.S. immigration policy, those are the options facing many same-sex couples when one partner is American, the other a foreigner.
Nicole Marie Lenz Photo Gallery
Producers of the American scandal show "Celebrity Justice" claim to have unearthed information about a new sex film featuring a naked Hilton and Playboy playmate Nicole Lenz playing with sex toys.
The film, allegedly shot after Hilton's 22nd birthday party at the Bellagio in Las Vegas in February, also reportedly features "Scary Movie 3" star Simon Rex - who appears to be the cameraman.
Censored Cartoons
The following is a guide to the cuts and edits which have been rendered to the classic cartoons when broadcast on television. Gags that are deemed inappropriate for children, racist, violent, etc. are simply edited out of the affected cartoons.
The Norwegian team’s goalkeeper brutally tackled a soccer fan who ran out into the field during the game against Spain Wednesday. Frode Olsen’s action has created an audience storm. Watch the video here.
Thanks Thomas!
Second Coming for Darling Nikki
I knew a girl named nikki
I guess u could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said how’d u like 2 waste some time
And I could not resist when I saw little nikki grind
She took me 2 her castle
And I just couldn’t believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
She said sign your name on the dotted line
The lights went out
And nikki started 2 grind
There's no link with this picture, just the bigger picture if you choose. Just leave anything you want to say about this picture in the comments.
This is the case: you suck really hard at playing basketball, but you do want to compete with all those 'neighborhood stars'. However, you do not always want to lose and you are tired of being the laughing stock every afternoon.
I tell you, there's just one option left for you: play basketball naked!
Spain on Monday bade farewell to the world's only known albino gorilla, Snowflake (Copito de Nieve), a national favorite who died after a long struggle with skin cancer.
Ronald Koeman got his nickname after that monkey when he started playing for Barça as well.
The FBI used murderers as informants in Boston for three decades, even allowing innocent men to be sentenced to death to protect the secret operation. Doe sthe mean the FBI is opposed to the death penalty or not?
Michael Jackson launched a Web site Monday designed to tell his side of the story in his child-molestation case, asserting that the allegations are "predicated on a big lie."
[update]
Jack the Ripper is also grateful for your support and understanding.
[/update]
Thanks Ken.
Balloons across the Mersey. Just how much would it cost to have such a thing made?
The Internet License Plate Gallery
What would your personal license plate look like?
Japan will send government officials to the Philippines Thursday to investigate unconfirmed reports that a few Japanese soldiers are still hiding out in the jungle, refusing to surrender after World War II.
Chew HandzOff and keep both hands free all day!
Two HandzOff chews offer 4 to 6 hours of relief. You may chew up to 120 pieces daily as needed.
Welcome to TwistedQuestions.com, a playground for your mind! Read and reply to hilarious hypotheticals, cast your vote at the totally twisted poll.
Joggle. The goal of the game is to find as many words as possible, or at least more than the computer does. Words may be formed from adjacent tiles in any direction, and must contain at least three letters. The same tile cannot be repeated within a word (but the same letter on a different tile is okay).
If you ever travel to Hungary, make sure you visit Old Man's Music Pub in Budapest.
Juan Cabello takes pride in not using a cell phone or the Internet to communicate. Instead, he puckers up and whistles.
Create-a-Meal
Drag & drop food items into your tray to create a meal then watch your meal counter change. Raise those calories!
One year ago today:
They at DominoArtwork.com are truly obsessed with making pictures out of dominoes! They start with a target image---for example, a picture of Marilyn Monroe---and a certain number of complete sets of double nine dominoes.
The Impact of an Asteroid off the New York Coast
This simulation depicts the impact of an asteroid into the Atlantic Ocean about 25 km south of Brooklyn, New York. This is an example of a near grazing impact: the asteroid approaches the ocean at an angle of only 15 degrees from horizontal. The simulation starts out with the asteroid 50 km south of the impact point, at an altitude of 14 km above the surface of the water.
Teacher promised girl a miracle, lawsuit says
An Albany family has filed suit against the city's school district, alleging that a middle school substitute teacher told their daughter that Jesus would miraculously cure her.
Welcome to Lost America.
This is where you'll find a collection of night photography of the abandoned roadside west.
CBS's hidden camera investigation of Victoria's Secret and some other major retailers have uncovered a dangerous and appalling practice that shocked customers when we told them.
It's on old one, but apparently people at airports still fall for these airport pranksters.
Arheddis Varkenjaab
Arjevbin Fayed
Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee
In a recent interview with Cigar Afficianodo magazine, General Tommy Franks says that if another attack on the U.S. occurs which results in high casualties, the constitution will likely be scrapped in favor of a military dictatorship.
It's a BK Holiday!
I work at burger king making flame broiled whoppers
I wear paper hats
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Urine is the most clean water. Then why are so many people afraid of drinking urine?
I'm not convinced!
The Atlanta Roadways Digest (TARD) is a satirical look at driving in Atlanta. All of
the photos and video footage on this site are real-life, unrehearsed snapshots of
Metro-Atlantans (and visitors to this great city) at their driving worst.
The “Flying ELVI” is a ten member skydiving team first featured in the fun filled hit movie “Honeymoon in Vegas.” They combine a spine tingling aerial skydiving performance of smoke trails, pyrotechnic fireworks, and precision maneuvers with an over-the-top entertaining stage show.
Isn't it great, another fine Monday morning where Ron Jeremy and these girls get together on the same stage.
Suggested by Dave
Now I wish you a very good weekend and if you are planning on having some real fun, remember to use condoms!
Subtle, she's not. Could Christina Aguilera be the most disliked woman in show business?
A radio station contestant has been forced to burn her ?5,000 cash prize, to stop her using it for a breast enlargement operation.
Church leaders said the stunt was a "slap in the face" to needy causes. They had urged the station to donate the money to charity.
Picture this: The one on the right is Wim Deetman, the mayor of the Hague. The one on the left is.........
Genuts Cheese Indigestion Puzzle is a pathfinding puzzle. Help the mouse to eat all the pieces of cheese in each of the 18 puzzle's rooms.
Tourists or simply curious citizens can soon journey into the bowels of Oslo, Norway's capital. They are building a Sewer Safari Park.
U2 song is number 'One'
A track by U2 has beaten Elvis Presley and The Beatles to win the title greatest song of all time.
Click to view the Top 100.
I suppose you don't fully agree to that list, so I ask you: what is your number 1 song of all times?
A 64-year-old Bosnian Serb man "died" and was brought back to life 17 times in two days after suffering a heart attack, his doctor said.
"I have been sent to God, but they brought me back each time when I was in front of Saint Peter's gate," Ljubomir Cebic told the Glas Srpske daily after his final brush with death.
Maybe God really didn't want him to be near?
Paris Hilton just could be the only person in America by now who hasn't watched her infamous X-rated video.
714 Things to Be Cynical About
If you still have any illusions that "all is for the best in this best of all possible worlds," you're about to lose them right here! Read my personal list and enjoy the bitter pleasure of cynical commiseration.
Be warned: it's a LONG list. If you have to break for dinner or electroshock therapy, I'll understand. (Just use the handy numbers to remember your place in the list, so you can pick up where you left off.)
Via Yogie.
Stupid Penis Tricks
The fact is I love my boyfriend's penis. It has served us with distinction and honor. I don't have Penis Envy. I have Penis Curiosity.
Men secure in their penis might find these tricks amusing, real conversation starters, creative use of Mr. Happy. But to the others I say, hey, lighten up. It's only a penis.
Booze and cocaine party leads to tattooing of teen.
The teenager, who reportedly told people at the party she was 18, had several tattoos applied to her stomach, back and buttocks, including the names of other partygoers.
- Are you a midget, dwarf, or otherwise "little person"?
- Can you be in the Los Angeles area with 2 weeks notice?
- Are you over 18 years of age?
- Do you want to make love to a real life porn star?
If you answered "YES!" to all of these questions, then today is your lucky day! Hop off the couch and get ready to be in THE WORLD'S SMALLEST GANGBANG!
Hypnotic Experiment No.1
You're sure that you can't be hypnotised? And certainly not over the internet? Then let's try this harmless experiment, there is no danger involved at all. Afterwards, you'll ask yourself why you have never discovered this valuable experience before.
This is the luxurious prison lifestyle of the Lockerbie bomber—the Libyan jailed for the terrorist killings of 270 people.
Maybe he'll even send you a postcard from his holiday destination!
The Stella Awards were inspired by Stella Liebeck. In 1992, Stella, then 79, spilled a cup of McDonald's coffee onto her lap, burning herself. A New Mexico jury awarded her $2.9 million in damages, but that's not the whole story. Ever since, the name "Stella Award" has been applied to any wild, outrageous, or ridiculous lawsuits -- including bogus cases!
A man changing a flat tire choked to death on a bag of marijuana he had stuffed down his throat in an apparent attempt to hide it from police who stopped to help him. Guess that's just another reason to legalize it.
I dont want alot for christmas
there is just one thing I need
I dont care about the presents
underneath the christmas tree
I just want you for my own
more than you could ever know
make my wish come true
All I want for christmas is......
BadonkaDate is the world's largest badonkadonk butt singles network. They specialize in women with bigass badonkadonk butts - that's big juicy booties for you simple folk.
"I'm SEXY!"
Yes, that's right, we have now selected the finalists and it's time for you to help us decide who goes to the Grand Final fot eh World's Sexiest Gamer competition.
What should I do if the Internet goes down?
No one knows when the Internet will fail. It could happen at any time, leaving you bereft of your e-mail, your sports scores, and your Blogs. Therefore, it's important that you and your family have a contingency plan for just such an emergency. If your connection to Cyberspace were to ever get severed, you should at least be prepared. We have included a few key points that should assist you if that were to happen.
Top 10 things found in Neverland
Who knows what they were looking for? We can only guess at what they found. So we will.
One year ago today:
Hoax Photo Test: All of these images have circulated widely both in the media and on the internet. A number of them have probably shown up in your e-mail. Can you guess which are the hoax photos (i.e. those that have been digitally manipulated or staged in some way) and which are real?
Wanna see another attention whore? I bet she never thought this would be out on the net.
You can read the whole story about her at f.u.b.a.r.
The Swedish Princess Madeleine has been described as a cocaine sniffing party girl by the band Svensk pop.
The walking forest machine is Plustech's best-known innovation. The goal of product development was to create a machine that has the best possible working stability and minimum impact on the terrain.
Porn Sites Hiding Behind Blogs
Over the last few days, I’ve seen a number of pseudo-realistic blogs spring up. They link to real stories, but all the comment and trackback links are just javascript redirects to the root of the site.
I wouldn't be surprised if every school kid in England will try and get on this web site
Paris Hilton sex video analyzed!
"I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris."
-Paris Hilton
"Mission accomplished!"
-Spazz
Via relicious.
Jordan: Katie Price Drunk
Jordan just loves to party and we didn't have to look too far to find scores of pictures of her enjoying herself at Chinawhites and her other favourite haunts. Cheers to Jordan for living each day like the weekend.
The guys from Lalefa have at least one thing in common with me. That is games and I bet you love to try this one: The World's Hardest Tetris!
Many sports teams abstain from sex ahead of an important match, but some members of the Namibian women's soccer team opted to watch porn movies.
The end result: a 13-0 loss to South Africa in their away match last month.
How to Talk to Your Kids About the Paris Hilton Sex Video
1. Start from the Beginning
2. Patiently Answer Their Questions
3. Prepare Them for the Future, When You Might Not Be Around
How to render the Segway Human Transporter obsolete:
Every once in a while someone invents something so simple and elegant that it makes you say "damn, why didn't I think of that?" Then there are the other inventions, the ones that make you say "man, I know exactly why I didn't think of that: that's the dumbest thing I've ever seen."
Police in California have issued an arrest warrant for Michael Jackson, Santa Barbara police department said.
He will turn himself in on Thursday, but will he spend one day behind bars?
How do Americans look at the world? Is there a characteristic American way of thinking, an American culture? Through what filter does information reach their brain, and by what mechanism do they respond to it?
Maybe it's not all true, but it's fun to read.
Evidently Chicken Town
the fucking cops are fucking keen
to fucking keep it fucking clean
the fucking chief's a fucking swine
who fucking draws a fucking line
at fucking fun and fucking games
the fucking kids he fucking blames
are nowehere to be fucking found
anywhere in chicken town
Here is the coolest way to decorate your desktop for the holidays. The USB Christmas Tree Light changes color every second, displaying six different vivid neon glow colors: Red, Fuchsia, Green, Blue, Pink and White.
On Nov. 19, 2003, the Lower Manhattan Development Corporation announced eight finalists in the competition to design a permanent memorial at the World Trade Center.
Dutch find winning formula
Ruud van Nistelrooij fired a timely hat-trick as the Netherlands booked their ticket to UEFA EURO 2004? with a breathtaking display of attacking football in Amsterdam. 
The Land Yacht Marina is a friendly port of call for all devotees of the great American land yacht, the long, cushy and powerful road cruisers of the Fifties, Sixties and Seventies that are an American cultural icon.
Pay toilets are not unusual, but in school?
For a short time, students at a high school in the southern Russian city of Taganrog had to do more than raise their hands and ask for permission to use the bathroom - they had to fork over cash.
George Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom"
The Queen replies "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."
George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?",
To which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush".
Bush thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"
The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies "Sorry again, Mr Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."
Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country".
Are you going to burn in hell? The Chistian Assemblies Europe seem to think so, but Joe doesn't think it works that way.
Either way I'm getting drunk tonight.
I would call this girl an authentic attention whore.
Lamermelculo has more of that stuff.
Belly Dance Fun & Frolic
Sometimes we get carried away taking ourselves too seriously as belly dancers. Here are some frivolous activities to indulge in when you find yourself getting too stressed out!
Dead Presidents
Now with Obituaries! ...And Ratings!
Designated one of the most Useless WWW Pages on the whole dang Internet!
And boy, am I proud!
One year ago today:
Pdiddyotica:Wa$$up? BITCH! Wecome back to my motherfucking web$ite. NIGGA! Now then. A lot of fan$ i$ $till ak$in' me if I changed my name from Puff Daddy coz it $ounded a bit gay.
That $hit'$ fucked up. MY A$$! Ain't no way P Diddy'$ a faggot. I fucked that Lopez girl $o bad. hone$t I did. You can ak$ her fo'yo$elf.
Paris Hilton video update: a former pal of her and Rick Salomon, called Don Thrasher, sold the tape for $50,000. He must have been laughing, because I think the tape isn't worth a tenth of that....
Stupid enough for you?
A tenured Bronx teacher with a sexual-harassment record dating back to 1991 has finally been fired after asking gay students to identify themselves during class and then demanding three lesbian students be "immediately" transferred out of his room.
A Malaysian man who sought treatment for swelling in his eye had a shock when doctors found a six centimetre length of chopstick embedded just beneath his brain. And it must have been there for five years!
A Helpful Guide for the Beginner: How To Eat Rocks.
Firstly, and I can't stress this point to the beginner enough, start small. I know, I know, you're excited, you want to eat a rock, but in your misguided enthusiasm, you go straight for the biggest one you can find and you end up hurting yourself.
The "Who is here" function on the left is working again.
If you want to make yourself visible instead of being one of the maniacs, just click on the icon and add yourself. You can even add you URL....
From now on you'll have more cause to insure you are alone in your house before you engage in your own personalized fetishes.
Thanks Chris.
Do you recieve phonecalls at the office from people offering you a new, better paid job? Be careful of those head-hunters!
The Flying Dutchman
A Dutch fighter jet miscalculated and dropped a bomb 120 meters from an occupied cabin during an allied drill in Norway Thursday.
Suggested by Thomas.
Frozen Shaving Cream
If you freeze a can of shaving cream in liquid nitrogen, then carefully hacksaw the can open, you can pull out a frozen shaving cream cylinder. This frozen foam block will expand at it heats up, making a huge mess! Two frozen shaving cream "bombs" can fill an entire car, so a car with a window rolled down makes the perfect target!
The Perils of Google Dating
I met Pocahontas online. After our initial cafe date, we met for dinner. “There’s something I have to tell you,” she said then. “I did a Google search on you. And you’re all over the place!”
I never knew there was something like Google-dating.
Helping charities? The Beer Church will drink to that. Being a Beer Church member — there are 40,000 in 26 countries — doesn't require meeting under the same roof at the same time. Instead, members participate by visiting the Web site and by promising to spread the group's message of goodwill.
Any members visiting this site?
After all these years, you still can't beat the Beatles - the Fab Four's classic "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" has been named the best album of all time by Rolling Stone magazine.
But I guess everybody is entitled to their own opinion.
Hanty Panty
How to make panties from handkerchief
Hello, my name is Runo. I'm a Japanese doll artist.
And I like to make underwear for ladies, men and children.
I provide you how to make hanty.
Too many hard liquor?
If you love Velvets or know someone who does, this is the right store for any collector. It features lovely hand painted and signed picture of the Elvis Presley, the King and other celebrities on soft deep rich velvet.
Luis suggested I should do a repost to Supertangas. Well, there it was.
Look what someone just asked me to advertise on my web site. I don't usually like football.
Hi Jerks! Bender here. I just got back from the drinkin'est town in the known Universe: Las Vegas, Nevada- Earth.
Check out these photos and you will see what I mean!
Jingle balls, jingle balls
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh, O
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh.
One year ago today:
Extremely helpful: 99 ways to open your beer bottle without an opener
Dear TeenHealthFX,
What is Blue Balls? What does it look like? Can you please tell me about this?
What do you do when you burn your tongue, because your drink is too hot? Of course, put it in the freezer.
As a dermatologist and a film buff, I've found a series of skin conditions featured in movies. All of the films listed are readily available on home video. Peruse at your leisure and let me know what you think.
Typically the United States?
It's not the window dressing that has some folks upset in Greenwich, Connecticut - it's the undressing. The display window in a downtown Victoria's Secret features mannequins in thongs.
Or could it be the people from Connecticut are afraid of this?
[update]
Bill from Landoverbaptist would like me to be more accurate about Americans and I have to say he's right. From his site you can even buy a what would jesus do-thong, so they're not too afraid about sexy stuff, it's just in small town places. And isn't it like that everywhere?
[/update]
Britney Says She's a Role Model
That makes you think twice when reading this article, doesn't it?
Camel beauty contest
Shiny hair. Upright humps. Sharp outfits. If you're in the market for a beautiful camel, those are apparently the things you might want to consider.
However, I don't think they judge the toes.
Martinis are truly the most revered, and controversial, drink in the history of cocktails. Even though it has fallen in and out of favor over the years, the Martini has grown to become an American classic.
And I don't like it.
The Ghoulie Babies currently available for adoption.
All Ghoulie babies come with their own original story about their Ghoulie lives.
British Airways pilot drunk at take-off
The captain, his co-pilot and a female purser of a British Airways flight were arrested at Oslo Gardermoen airport after failing a breathalyzer test.
Now that could have been a flight...
Disney's new Santa: He drinks, robs, swears and has sex.
Santa says to a barmaid: "I'm an eating, drinking, f**king Santa Claus!"
"Prove it!" answers the barmaid.
Doctors have scanned the spine of a stage contortionist in a bid to work out why she is so flexible.
The results suggest both genes and intensive training enable the unusual body movements of such performers.
I really said contortionist?
Home Secretary David Blunkett has refused to grant diplomatic immunity to armed American special agents and snipers travelling to Britain as part of President Bush's entourage this week.
Barbie and Ken portray Arwen and Aragorn in the 3rd movie of the epic trilogy, Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King.
Mathematics. The images in this room are created entirely from mathematical algorithms. If you find them offensive in any way, all I can say is that beauty (or obscenity) is in this case most certainly in the eye of the beholder.
So that is what they meant about paying attention in class?
This morning I posted about Extreme Sport Drumming.
And guess what? Bobby sent me the link to Jason Farmer, The World's Fastest Drummer.
Thanks Bobby!
The sensational new Haystack® 'Personal' Dryer has been designed for individual use but can accommodate one adult and two toddlers. It provides a safe environment in which to warm and dry in just a few minutes.
Welcome to the site that will make your day much better!
You will always leave this site with a smile :)
The start button is a pop up but all the others are very nice.
What has a beginning has an end...
The Y2k-bug is finally done after 6 months and many hundred hours of work.
It may be a first in Spain - a highway fine for scratching his ear while driving.
On Friday I went to the Erotica Show in London.
I had my picture taken with Bev Cocks
and her friend.
Got tied up and had a few ladies sit on me. It beats going at work
Welcome to Anti Whale dot org. We hope to enlighten you to the true issues behind whales. These evil, overgrown mammals have taken over the seas of humankind, and have made suckers out of many of you as a shield for money hungry, overly political eco terrorists!
A new Enron? Railroad company CSX Corp., which earlier this week announced it will cut up to 1,000 nonunion employees, recently agreed to buy $1 million worth of 2005 Super Bowl tickets.
Four people are in jail for their role in what officials describe as the "ultimate food fight."
Mylastemail.com
Death is a difficult and often taboo subject. It’s rarely discussed - however, it touches all of us and for most people, is usually totally unexpected.
It is the uncertainty of the time of death – and how we cope with the trauma of bereavement - that prompted mylastemail.com to be created. It’s about taking the time now to plan ahead for the unexpected – for when you die.
In 1982, Director Alan Parker's movie based on Pink Floyd's seminal concept album "The Wall" was released.
Now, for the first time, collectible maquettes are available representing some of the most recognizable characters from "The Wall".
Man charged for wife's suicide using his gun.
Prosecutors say firearm in dresser drawer too accessible to troubled spouse.
Hair-raising hoax
At least 300 school girls in south India chopped off their well-oiled plaits to qualify for scholarships that turned out to be a hoax.
They can always turn to the bald is beautiful on women site.....
You keep lying when you oughta be truthin
You keep losin' when you oughta not bet
You keep samin' when you oughta be a'changin'
What's right is right, but you ain't been right yet
These boots are made for walking
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you
The Dunking Stool website has been designed for the underwater lover and is for those who enjoy being underwater or seeing others underwater.
SexCrimesInc, Real California Nightlife. If you are under 18 or a cop, beat it. Otherwise, come on in jackass!
Nazi plot to bomb Britain with peas
Saboteurs working for Nazi Germany plotted a World War II bombing campaign in Britain involving exploding cans of processed French peas, according to secret files recently made public.
One year ago today:
Life sized satanic doll serves as masturbation toy for America's youth.
The Da Vinci Code
Leonardo was a known trickster who liked to hide secrets in plain sight...often encoded within his artwork. Now, like the secrets hidden in Leonardo's art, a series of codes has been hidden for you.
The women’s soccer team Fløya were inspired and made its own calendar to raise money for the club. See some pictures here.
An artist has decided to spend 12 days sitting in a bath of baked beans - to show his support for the full English breakfast.
Mark McGowan, 37, will also have two chips up his nose and 48 sausages wrapped around his head for the stunt.
Once upon a time, the rich, sweetly pungent smoke of tobacco offered more than dreary old diseases like emphysema and lung cancer. It promised sophistication, sex appeal, even longevity itself. In short: when cigarettes were good.
Wine Industry Urges Drinking and Driving
France's wine industry wants drivers to know: It's OK to have a drink for the road. Or three. The $18 billion-a-year wine industry is fighting back against a government campaign to discourage drunken driving. 
The holidays are stressful enough without having to spend time with people you hate--and you will be spending time with people you hate over the holidays. So why not check these Nine Holiday Recipes Straight from Hell.
Kitsch Tour U.S.A.
Not meant to be a comprehensive tour... But it shows off my favorites. And not all of it is kitsch, either -- One cannot live by kitsch alone.
Extreme Sport Drumming
"The World's Fastest Drummer competition is unapologetically spectacular"
- DRUM! Sept/Oct 2003 Issue
Former Playboy playmates the Barbi Twins have sued porn king Larry Flynt to prevent his use of sexually explicit photos of the sisters.
In case your forgot who they are or have never heard about them, let me refresh your mind.
Dancing nude has unseen advantages
Her dry cleaning bills are practically nonexistent.
Shopping for clothes is never a problem, either.
But then again, in her line of work -- performing naked, save for a pair of Manolo
Blahnik stilettos and the occasional wig, rubber chicken, or household prop ---
London-based, Spanish choreographer-dancer, Maria La Ribot is not your typical
ecdysiast
There's something I would like to know:
Okay, it's Friday afternoon again. What are your plans for the weekend?
Through the lens of a soldier.
Pictures from my sister with the 101st Airborne in Mosul, Iraq.
What can be more American than mom and apple pie? Well, for many hungry Americans the answer is our classical favorite: burgers and fries.
Hello, my name is Mike and I promise you I will give you the time of your live.
I love to satisfy.
I have homes in Germany(Hamburg),Switzerland(Solothurn),Monaco(Monte Carlo) and the USA(Las Vegas). So I am on the move constantly.
And I start at $600,- an hour.
When Good Toilets go Bad.
A collection of news articles about what happens when people and toilets don't get along. Also, when good toilets do bad things, when well-meaning toilet owners get out of hand, bathroom products that should have never left the inventor's garage.
A man whose car number plate reads 2DRUNK has confessed in a New Zealand court to drink-driving.
Marilyn Monroe at Bombshells, where Hollywood actresses aren't just babes.
Via One.
Going to the chapel
And we're gonna get married
Going to the chapel
And we're gonna get married
Gee I really love you
And we're gonna get married
Going to the chapel of love
Repeat that 27 times!
Get your Paris Hilton Tees:
And it seems true, because there are rumours that there are at least 10 different videos of her.
The bracelets come in yellow, purple, red, blue and black. The plastic bracelets have been banned in at least one school district in Marion County, Fla.
FreeTheGnomes.com provides Garden Gnome Liberation information and calls to action. We advocate an end to oppressive gardening and freedom for garden gnomes everywhere.
Fred Savage:
When I was growing up in the Arnold house during "The Wonder Years," we never got close to sex. But now LostBrain has given me the chance to be more open about my sexual knowledge. Fact is, I got a lot of 12-year-old pussy during my time on the set so I probably can be of a lot of help.
From scorpion scoffing to eyeball popping, Guinness World Records has compiled a collection of the most stomach-churning achievements. Read it and weep.
So the other day you were watching reruns of Three's Company, when it hit you: "This is so lame. Even I could write better stuff than this crap." Maybe you could get a job writing for a TV sitcom. How hard could it be to write for Friends? You have friends, you drink coffee, your mom thinks you're funny . . . why not get paid for it?
Ironically in a country known for skimpy bikinis that reveal more than they cover, Rio de Janeiro has balked for the past nine years at allowing a nude beach, but that is now changing.
Comedy Defensive Driving School is the Rolls Royce, the Top Dog, the Big Kahuna, the Numero Uno, of the Driving Safety Industry, having taught over 600,000 individuals a real lesson about what a painful and humiliating experience it is to subject yourself to hours of
defensive driving torture.
The Goddess of Dreams has arrived to help you find your way, to encourage you and guide you in whatever ways you need. I believe that dreaming is a gift we are given, but we all need to find ways to use these dreams. To heal, to learn, to hope, to let go, and to find pleasure in our lives.
What is a Slip-Up? - The term "Slip-Up", as we use it here, means any amusing accidental blooper or mistake that wasn't caught, and made its way to the viewing public.
Dear Winifred,
My girlfriend doesn't sweat much for a fat girl, but when I said that to her, she belted me one. Is it just a PMS thing, or did I do something wrong?
Clueless
Nude Jesus
Hello, my children.
I'm Jesus, God's only son.
I hope you enjoy my website.
Fat chicks are hot (and plentiful!), but lots of retailers and designers don't seem to know that. They peddle all their wares to fashion sticks and leave the chubbalicious with the muumuus and the sweats. Where, oh where, can the funky fatty shop?
Pen Is Stuck In Printer
All of the secretaries in my office were called in to an important personnel meeting. On my way to the meeting, I noticed one of the secretaries was still sitting at her desk, and I asked why she wasn't on her way to the meeting. She complained that her printer wasn't working...........
The Bombardier EMBRIO/2025 is a recreational vehicle similar to a motorcycle and requires no special training for the user.
More than a century after Billy the Kid’s heyday, the Old West outlaw is still stirring up trouble. But this time, the showdown pits mayors against sheriffs, and forensic science against the uncertainties of the grave. Could DNA testing resolve once and for all who lies buried beneath the Kid’s New Mexico headstone.
John Travolta has found a way to get home faster than greased lightning - by parking his Qantas jet just metres from his back door.
Elizabeth Dindial . Elizabeth Paradise . Kimberly Frazier . Erica Loveless . Katie Bruce . Signe Nordli . Lindsay Garren . Marcia Lee . Penny Lynn . Sheri Horner .
Probably those names don't ring a bell. But they are the Women from Starbucks that posed for Playboy.
By the way, they also have the Teles Sisters pics.
This site intends to survey all of the signs in New York City from 14th Street to 42nd Street.
Of course, this is not possible, since there would be tens of thousands of signs within this area. The 29 crosstown streets are each 10 to 11 blocks long (1st Ave. to 11th or 12th Aves.). This gives some 300 blocks, each containing, say, 100 signs of one type or another. This would total 30,000.
Welcome to Pimp-Watches.
We produce super-quality limited edition watches in outragous designs never made before.
Combining 70's style with future modern day concepts.
Trends are fine but being an unique is even better!
On eStarbids: Jenna Jameson's one kind of a dildo.
Porn Goddess Jenna Jameson got to know this handmade dildo quite personally, as you can see from the picture. The beautiful Jill Kelly used this unique sex toy on Jenna during the filming of the movie Wicked Weapon. This sex toy is a truly unique addition to your collection of XXX movie memoribilia.
Via Fleshbot.
While cleaning off his boot, Dr. Hoff had a vision... a vision of walking and hiking trails free of human and domesticated animal droppings. From this vision HADD -- Hikers Against Doo-Doo, an international grassroots environmental action group, was born.
Margie Schoedinger, the woman who allegedly filed a lawsuit against George W. Bush in December 2002, claiming that she had been raped, has died of a gunshot wound to the head, registered officially as "suicide".
Playboy Spain decided it was time for a party. Well, why not?
Best Rejected Advertising
Advertising is created as a means to an end, so we should assume that unused campaigns meet their last and fitting destiny in the waste paper basket.
This assumption is in conflict with the opinion of many in advertising that the rejects baskets are, in fact, treasure chests of pure genius. They feel that the best draft always falls foul of the incorrigible economic mentality of the client.
Welcome to Crazy for COWS(sm)! We celebrate bovines of all shapes and sizes. Mooooooo!
I celebrate these cows.
After yesterday's post about the Hitchcock cameos, there was a visitor of this site that sent me another link on the great director. This time it's Alfred Hitchcock mosaics, that are located at Leytostone tube station in London, the street he was born.
Thanks Rod
Tupac Lives!
1) Tupac was died on Friday the thirteenth, which through history, has been known as a very suspicious day.
2) No pictures were released of Tupac in the hospital.
3) Tupac always wore a bulletproof vest; why would he not wear one to a public event like the Tyson fight?
4) Supposedly, Tupac was cremated the day after he, "died," It is illegal to cremate someone who was murdered without an autopsy.
Guess not! Strong stomach?
Vanna White is brokenhearted after being dumped by her much-younger boyfriend Stephen Samuels -- because she didn't want to have any more children.
Palestinian suicide bomber Hanadai Jaradat took care of one final matter before she blew up the Israeli restaurant where she was dining -- she paid the bill for a lunch she barely touched.
Opera singer moons his audience
Prosecutors today asked a Rio judge to postpone a hearing on whether or not Gerald Thomas would face indecent exposure charges for mooning the audience following an opera performance in August.
Lost Lives
Asia's mental health centers look more like prisons than hospitals. Photographer John Stanmeyer takes a closer - and disturbing - look at those suffering in silence.
This site is devoted to my collection of weird records.
But wait: Here are the Worster Album Covers Ever...
Redneck Gangsta Rap
Rednecks show us how to party in this rap battle, south side style!
Deadman Talkin' is a serie of columns, written by Dean Carter who is currently on death row, in San Quentin Prison.
Read Column 1 for a brief introduction to the prisoner who is writing these columns and providing a first hand eyewitness account of life on death row.
After you read some of Dean Carter's columns and wish to contact him with comments, you may write Dean at his regular address.
Heheh, his regular address...like it will change....
Reformed bad boy Christian Slater found himself back on the wild side Monday when his missus Ryan Haddon was arrested for domestic battery.
It took the Division of Motor Vehicles 6 months to figure out and revoke this lady's personalized license plate.
Waiter, there is something worse than a fly in my soup.
A California woman who found a condom in her bowl of clam chowder has sued the upscale restaurant that served it to her -- saying she has suffered depression and anxiety from the shocking discovery.
Don't you just love Italian food? I love pizza, tortellini and all that other pasta-stuff. But have you ever wondered how spaghetti is made?
This will bring out the true bum in you: the Bag Bed.
Or do you prefer a cardboard box?
Error:
kan geen select doen: Got error 127 from table handler
Do you all see that error on the left? I don't know what to about that!
Radiosnorkel.
Listen to your favorite radio station while you swim! Relax to the sound of music as you enjoy a swimming pool session or when adventuring in the sea.
An ideal product for snorkeling, free diving or training in the swimming pool.
Final Concorde flight announced
THE last Concorde ever to take to the skies will take off from London's Heathrow airport on November 26, British Airways announced today.
That's my wife's birthday, could be a nice present....
One year ago today:
The Sonic Boom Alarm Clock is a unique new alarm clock that is guaranteed to wake up even the heaviest sleepers and is ideal for the hearing impaired.
When the alarm goes off, the user can select to wake up to any combination of loud pulsating audio alarm, flashing lights, or shaking bed (vibrator sold separately).
In my attemt to realize 'death', I have decided to watch the dead body of a dog continuously at the coast.
But when speaking of sick people, check this: Butchering the Human Carcass for Human Consumption.
Britney Spears is furious after cheeky Colin Farrell sent her a T-shirt saying: "I slept with Colin Farrell and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
A Turkish woman locked her rich industrialist husband naked in the bathroom for three years claiming he was mentally disturbed.
Hey losers! I'm Pam. After I lost my job, my health insurance, and my Prozac, the voices in my head came back, and now I can tell the future.
Okay, you (and me) got fooled twice on the Paris Hilton Sex video, but here is the real download. It just had to happen that someone made it available.
Get it and tell me what you think about it.
A persistent offender who won almost ?10 million on the National Lottery has brought fresh misery to his neighbours by burning a 40-foot mobile home as the centrepiece of a huge bonfire party.
A couple hiking in the mountains of far northern Sweden found 70 pairs of shoes, all filled with butter. Officials have no idea who put the shoes there, or why.
The Moron's Guide to a Larger Penis
size doesn't matter enough to do anything stupid.
From now on you don't need to send people e-mails with funny movies as an attachment. They're all in one place: at BryceWilson.net.