Blogging like a maniac
There is still hope for us!
Colin Farrell took huge quantities of drugs and booze before finding fame. The 27-year-old claimed every week he took: 20 ecstasy pills, four grams of cocaine, six grams of speed, half an ounce of cannabis, three bottles of Jack Daniel's whiskey, 12 bottles of wine, 60 pints of beer and 280 cigarettes.
Take your sex life to a new level. One ride in this wheel-of-fuction and the person on the receiving end will never be the same. Simply lay inside the wheel, have your lover insert him/herself and have them rock you to an earth shattering orgasm.
New York was buzzing this weekend with the hot news Nicole Kidman could be about to tie the knot with Lenny Kravitz.
But what would that look like at Conan O'Brien's "What if they mated?"
The hard-rock band Hell on Earth said it will go ahead with an onstage suicide during a concert in St. Petersburg, Florida this weekend, in defiance of a new city law designed to scuttle the plan.
When Daguerre's discovery of the art of photography was announced to the world in 1839, many scientists, such as Dr. Bird of Philadelphia, found the concept so extraordinary that they insisted the announcement had to be a hoax. Photography was, of course, quite real, but it has proven to be a favorite tool of hoaxers since its invention.
Directional Signals for your Ears.
Walking is tricky business. With everyone in a hurry, and the sidewalks and hallways more crowded, it seems you can't take two steps without some klutz bumping into you. To avoid accidents, cars have directional signals to let you know when they're turning. And now your ears can have them, too!
Coffeestain sent me the link to these babes, but there is more to be found at his site Koffievlek.
Welcome to the ShitBegone family of toilet tissues. ShitBegone toilet paper is a quality product that exemplifies your attitude and approach to life.
“I'm Gonna Get You Sucka” Vinyl platform shoes with fish tank heal from Phat Pimp. Pimpin' ain't easy, but it's for us.
Priest & Rabbi
A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while the priest turns to the rabbi and asks, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
The rabbi responds, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."
The priest then asks, "Have you ever eaten pork?"
To which the rabbi replies, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation, and tasted a ham sandwich."
The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"
The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."
The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"
The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak, and broke with my faith."
The rabbi nodded understandingly. He was silent for about five minutes, and then he said, "Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"
Students for War is working to build support across America for military action against the murderous regime of North Korea’s Kim Jong Il.
Let us be clear -- we regret immensely the pain and suffering that inevitably result from armed conflict. However, we feel the events of September 11th demonstrate clearly the terrible cost of inaction in the face of danger from America’s avowed enemies.
Who's the threat? Kim Jong Il or those young people?
A trainee Tube driver fainted and fell from his cabin as colleagues discussed the grisly details of a vasectomy operation.
Some major drug companies sincerely wish they had never invented it...the Potty Pager.
Explained: How to have sex with a chicken
You will need:
1. A penis.
2. A hen.
3. Lubricant.
4. A knife (optional).
Milk and Cereal. The movie will just keep playing until you close this window so it's all up to you...
Chicken McNuggets, move over!
Cheeseburgers marry french fries in what the beef industry hopes will be the next snack sensation.
Saw this guy on television last night: Diving-suit marathon man makes for Loch Ness monster's lair.
He previously completed the London marathon in just a little over 8 days!
"If I do meet Nessie, I'm not sure who will be more scared, the monster or myself," said 41-year-old Lloyd Scott
Have you ever needed an email .. NOW? Have you ever gone to a website that asks for your email for no reason (other than they are going to sell your email address to the highest bidder so you get spammed forever)?
Welcome to Mailinator(tm)
Stay away from Indonesia: cohabitation, oral sex and homosexual sex will soon become crimes in Indonesia if the justice ministry has its way, a ministry spokesman said Monday.
According to the annually sex survey conducted by Durex, one out of three Norwegians has faked an orgasm. Not surprisingly the phenomenon is most common among women.
So those cold winter nights stay cold?
Welcome to The Covers Project. We're building a database of cover songs (songs performed by an artist other than the original performer) with the intention of creating cover "chains." A cover chain is a set of songs in which each song is a cover of a song by the band who covered the preceding song.
Eight Premiership soccer stars are at the centre of a probe into the alleged gang rape of a 17-year-old girl. She told police she consented to sex with one of the players in a five-star London hotel room over the weekend.
Hey, we need names so they can be indentified and judged by the people!
For better or for worse, the gurning contest is on! A definition of gurning reveals that it is an ancient face-making contest which has its roots in Great Britain in the middle ages.
Sjaak had his Open Folder Fun Sunday
And he showed me where these lyrics came from:
I was alright till she came along
I was alright, then it all went wrong
The devil made me do it, oh, oh, oh ,oh
It was an act of a man possessed now
The devil made me do it.
Actor Bruce Willis has performed before US soldiers in Telafar, northern Iraq, and offered $1m to the man who captures Saddam Hussein.
"If you catch him, just give me four seconds with Saddam Hussein," he said.
You have the impression that the disasters of the world do not touch you anymore? You feel vaguely sorry for other people's misfortunes but you don't feel the inner urge which used to make you help your neighbour ? WiFi-SM is the solution !
Women enjoy terrorizing men. And when it's the other way around you will certainly get sued!
Subaru, snow and ice
A young man who told friends he wanted to jump from a moving car to earn a tattoo leapt from a Subaru at 40 mph Monday afternoon and died almost instantly.
Does it get any better than naked gymnasts?
Corina Ungureanu and Lavinia Milosovici were thrown off the Romanian Olympic Team after posing nude for the DVDs "Gold Bird" and "Euro Angels"
The Pelvic Toner is easy to use and the exercises take less than ten minutes. Regular use will begin to tighten your pelvic muscles after one week.
Jesus Lives
I was born in a stable, which you probably know. But did you know that several startling things happened at the same time as my birth?
- A domestic cat lay on some tiny worms, who were glad.
- Every country put its currency on the floor, and danced around it.
- Oppressive notions of fashion and style ended forever
Do you have what it takes to be First Class?
As a business person, you’re used to biting, scratching and clawing your way to what you want. Why should getting a seat on the airplane be any different? Introducing SkyHigh Airlines Challenge Seating. SkyHigh has created a seat-selection grudge match that will take your self-confidence from taxi to takeoff in just 100 feet!
If you're feeling like a primate this weekend, go enjoy yourself at Apechild.
Singer Robert Palmer has died in Paris of a heart attack at the age of 54, his manager has said.
Dear Abby,
I recently read your column advising grandparents on "tough love"
for grandparents to give misbehaving grandchildren,
whose own parents let them run wild.
reaction time trainer
this trainer is intended to show you how fast you react.
the game is simple. you wait until the dot changes colour and click anywhere on your screen as quickly as possible. the computer will record your average reaction time over 5 attempts.
Welcome to our unofficial "homage page" for the tongue-in-cheek BTRC role-playing game Macho Women with Guns (or MWWG for short.)
In a strange twist of events, pop princess Britney Spears is now dating Jared Leto, ex-fiancé of Cameron Diaz, who is now coupled with Justin Timberlake, Spears’ ex-boyfriend.
Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld is the Ace of Spades and al Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden a Joker in a provocative pack of French playing cards depicting "the 52 most dangerous American officials."
One of the greatest fears computer owners face is the risk of someone breaking into their home and stealing their investment. The effects of data loss, alone, can be devastating! This page will cover a very effective method of protecting your personal computer.
Presidential Porn.
All models are at least 35 years old, have been residents of the
United States for 14 years, and are native-born citizens.
A church in central Italy may need reconsecrating after police discovered it had been the location for a pornographic film.
Reveal your alter ego with Nokia Medallion I. Just snap a shot of your latest inspiration and upload it in an instant to this wearable display. Your color image and the sleek steel frame are housed in a daring choker - designed for dramatic personalities with a hidden side.
This is the 1500 point Purity Test!
We felt that the 1000 point version lost a lot of the "fun" of the earlier versions, so we re-wrote it, adding a few new sections, and a shitload of questions. This test is guaranteed to be nosier than your parents, more invasive than the census, and containing something to offend everybody.
A 22-year-old woman begged the store manager not report the theft of a prison costume and dildo because she said she had just been released from jail.
Isn't it ironic: Alanis Morissette shocked fans when she ended her first gig in Peru by shouting: "Thank you Brazil!"
Welcome to the National Severe Storms Laboratory Photo Album.
NSSL is one of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration's internationally-known Environmental Research Laboratories, leading the way in investigations of all aspects of severe weather.
How to wipe your ass
1. Choose Your Wiping Medium.
2. Find Your Ass.
3. Wipe, Wipe, Wipe Your Ass, Always Front to Back. Carefully Carefully, Now You've Got The Knack.
4. The Finish.
Some call him the greatest action star of all time, while others consider him a genius. Either way, Arnold Schwarzenegger has lived a pretty interesting life and has been blessed along the way. Though, I can't help thinking how his life would be different if he was born a poor black man. Let us now compare the life of Arnold Schwarzenegger to our new friend Arnold Schwarzenigger.
The Australian Jockey Club has been accused of bad taste with a television commercial featuring women toying suggestively with a cigar and caressing each other in a manner critics claim denigrates women.
Somehow I can't find the connection between the club and the ad....
Personality Test
Click on the shape you find most appealing. Consider both form and color.
Laid off, terminated, let go - whatever you call it, being unemployed can bite. It can also be the best time of your life. What has it been for you? 
RU-21, A drug created by the former KGB to keep its agents sober so that they could drink opponents under the table before stealing their secrets is being sold on the internet to Hollywood stars as a defence against hangovers.
One night In the fall of 1993, Harrod Blank had a dream in which he covered his car with cameras and then drove around and took pictures of people on the streets. The public, unaware that the cameras worked, reacted naturally.
The dream was so good that Harrod decided to build the Camera Van for real.
Selling your inline skates on eBay is not that bad, but why would you want to show the reason they're up for auction?
I am a: 24 yr old woman
located in: Boulder, Colorado, United States
looking for a: 18 to 63-year old man
within 200 miles of Boulder, Colorado, United States
Wait a minute...is that a woman?
Serious couch potatoes may soon have sofas that order take-out, turn lights off automatically and tune the TV to their favorite programs, without them ever having to lift a finger.
Is that all? There must be more to it than doing those things for you!
Yes, it really does work!!
It actually detects methane (fart) gas. When gas is detected, you will hear:
"Warning! Fart detected!
Whoop! Whoop!"
Do you dare to bring it with you the next time you ride an elevator?...
Will they-won't they couple Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez may be back on the road to marriage after being spotted at a wedding office.
Forget Latin lovers -- horny Hungarians are now the most active between the sheets, leading a charge of eastern Europeans in the global sex charts.
Police arrested a man they believe is "Jack the Snipper," the burglar who entered women's apartments in Durham during the summer and either removed or cut off their clothing as they slept.
Now there are great shirts.
Just as hot as the pink one, but much better for wet t-shirt contests! This one will get you noticed.
A Japanese cook has captured the title as this year's best pizza maker at the annual pizza festival in Naples, the home of Italian pizza.
Maybe he made a sushi-pizza?
A 70-year-old California grandmother is suing Eminem over the rapper's unauthorized sampling of a musical piece authored by the woman's late husband, a veteran movie composer.
Announcing the Grand Canyon series displays. The world's largest, highest resolution and most spectecular professional desktop computer monitors.
Ozzy Osbourne Action Figure
TV's most outrageous family have been perfectly captured in these 8 inch caricature action figures. Each figure has a sound chip built in , so as they can repeat famous sayings from the show - hear Ozzy shot SHARONNNN!! at the touch of a button.
At Monobrow.com, we don't view having one eyebrow as a grotesque, freakish human deformity. On the contrary. We think you are special (and not the kind of special where you wear a helmet.)
Andreas was behaving normally the whole day until he left the house and disappeared into the garden for a couple of minutes.
New York laws are getting weirder yet again: Smoking in your own car could be banned under one of at least five state bills introduced in the past year to limit where a person can light up.
Hoom! Maps - Walking Directions.
Starting from: Bag End, Hobbiton, The Shire
Arriving at: The Cracks of Doom, Mordor
You know what a cold lunch is? Or a high dive, or a stingy nut? Probably not, but you'll find the answers at the Dictionary of Obscure Sexual terms.
Mussolini wasn't that bad, says Berlusconi. And he is in charge of the European Union at the moment?
I saw this at the news on TV this morning but I don't see any thing wrong when a gas station in Flagstaff tries to get customers to fill-up with a bikini model.
Hi, I'm Jon Barnes. Welcome Aboard The Ultimate Taxi In Aspen Colorado. Check Out The Famous Faces, The Photos Of Passengers, Photos Of Aspen, Fun Links, Visitor Mail, The Taxi Quiz And Lots More!!
Welcome to the Funny Name Server!
Admit it. As you were looking up a number in the phone book, a funny listing caught your eye. You chuckled at the poor guy whose name is also a curse word. Then you thought, "If I had nothing better to do, what other funny names could I find in the phone book?"
"The difference between porn and art is shadows"
Are you ready to explore shadows?
Tina has been described as, “sharp as tacks” and “a breath of fresh air.” She's always perfectly made-up and she has flawless skin. She also happens to be very enterprising, and when she graduated L.A. High she knew exactly what she would do. She started her own house-cleaning business in Las Vegas. Tina has since bought several properties and has plans to expand her business. Not bad for a 26 year-old!
Marina Bilkurova, a high-class hooker told how she was hired by vice queen Margaret MacDonald for a cocaine-fuelled three-in-a-bed orgy with a world-famous pop star.
Ready for some provocation?
Well, that girl id a French singer by the name of Alizee, there a lots of other pictures in this Open Folder Fun, including some nice beach shots.
Man lost 'in own back yard'. He got lost taking his dogs for a walk near his Otago farm and been found after 27 hours and a full-scale search and rescue operation.
You need my love baby, oh so bad
You're not the only one I've ever had
And if I say I wanna set you free
Don't you know you'll be in misery
They call me (Dr. Love)
They call me Dr. Love (calling Dr. Love)
I've got the cure you're thinkin' of (calling Dr. Love)
It is said that Enlightenment will not come to mankind until the Capstone of the Great Pyramid is finished. What greater irony can there be than for one man to build the Pyramid's Capstone in the Montana Wilderness. Built to exact specifications, the Pyramid House would fit snugly atop the Great Pyramid of Egypt. ...and none too soon...
Christina Aguilera has thrown caution to the wind and revealed she likes "having sex".
"I like having sex. It's fun. And I shouldn't be made to feel guilty about that. Sex is a very natural activity."
Dear Music Industry.
Hi there. I just wanted to say, fuck you. You have stolen so much money from me and everyone I know that it's hard for me to feel sorry for you. Sue some 12 year old girl for downloading music? That takes some balls.
Victoria Beckham is due to rejoin her husband in Spain, after the couple dismissed reports that their marriage was in trouble.
David Beckham told The Sun that talk of a bust-up was "a load of old rubbish".
KISS’s Gene Simmons is apparently “too raunchy” for Borders Books. The book chain giant has reportedly pulled the plug on future in-store appearances by the fire breathing bass player turned author.
"Is it my fault women come in and lift their tops or stick their butts in my face for me to autograph? The book's Sex Money Kiss, not the New Testament."
Penny Stokes found her attempts to teach her children about sex embarrassing - and then discovered there was no video which could do the job for her. So she made one herself.
My name is Kenn Blanchard. I am called the "Black Man With A Gun". I am against gun control. I stand in defiance against four hundred years of institutionalized American slavery, lies, racism and cultural conditioning.
A black Harvard librarian who claims her boss said she was "too sexy'' to get promoted has hit the university with a race and gender discrimination suit.
Here's more on sexy librarians.
Seth's Ugly Shoes.
If you've ever wanted to see a bunch of ugly shoes but didn't have the time to scour the Internet looking for them, then this page is for you! I've already done all the work, now you just sit back and enjoy my ugly shoes.
Welcome to Stupid Questions Answered. Where there really aren't any stupid questions, just dumb answers.
Last Friday I ran into Elger when trying to order some fastfood after some serious drinking.
I saw him a few weeks ago at the Weblogmeeting in Amsterdam.
El Carrete, a low budget film about a group of young people making a porn film has caused controversy among cinema-goers who don't know whether it's fact or fiction.
The only bad thing about being a paparazzi is you are so far away from the action when you try to take you best shot.
Hi Everybody
My name is Yeke, I'm a ...
... Performer,
... Fashion-designer,
... Boxer...,
... Singer...,
... Singing-Boxer
Most people give up waiting for a train after an hour or so. Michael Henshall has been waiting for his ride for more than 20 years.
Here are some of my favorite arcade games from the 1980's. Each game takes a few minutes to load, but they are amazingly close to the real thing. Best of all, no tokens required!
Up to 500 lives a year could be saved in London alone if ambulance crews were not slowed down by road humps!
Is it Fake or Foto.
Take a look at the ten images. Some of them are photographs of real objects or scenes, others are created by computer graphics (CG) artists. Test your ability to tell which among the array of images are real, and which are CG.
Check out these photos taken with the Nokia 3650 camera phone at the 55th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards on Sunday, September 21, 2003.
How to: Cook the perfect grilled cheese sandwich (or tosti).
And you can have your say on that subject as well!
Fondlepig.
A member of the genus Homo and especially of the species H. sapiens
A person regarded as being promiscuous, sexual, and/or desirable to the male species.
A favored female companion or sweetheart.
Having or showing some or all of the following traits
- delicate hair
- attractive eyes
- voluptuous mamma
- smooth, round buttocks
- shaven groin
Like most college students, Tori Traficante wanted to make a little money - and she did, police say, with a computer and printer.
If you're gonna test drive a car and then steal it, don't leave a copy of your license.
Ever had the urge to drive around town and hit anything moving you see? Here's your chance at Pedestrian Killer.
Marco Amir Contini is running for President of the U.S.A. in 2004. WIll you support him?
Stainless Monster Play Box
This heavy-duty, colorful, 2" square stainless steel pet bird toy box is a great place to hide a goody for your destructive, mechanically-minded bird.
An 68-year-old woman has been arrested for choking her 80-year-old friend to death at his home following a drinking session.
Even being a former president of the US is not enough to guarantee a table at celebrity chef Jamie Oliver's landmark London restaurant Fifteen, it appears.
Bill Clinton was turned away from the restaurant because it was full and staff refused to bump other patrons with a booking.
Would you buy a Playboy magazine with a black and white cover?
If all of you say yes, there's a fair chance Heidi Klum will be do a nude-shoot.
Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kournikova served up a saucy display on a trip to the beach. As my pictures show, the romantic pair gave sunbathers and joggers an eyeful as they snuggled up on a bench.
Stevie Nicks rates the notorious Madonna-Britney kiss as the most obnoxious television moment ever.
"I personally have never been to a strip club, but I turn on MTV and see in every single video what it must be like to be at a strip club," Nicks said.
To me it just looks like she is jealous.
Please sit and get comfortable, because we're going to talk about money. Specifically, we're going to talk about $100,000. It's for a car -- a sport-utility vehicle.
I saw one in Amsterdam two weeks ago: the Porsche Cayenne.
When you think WOLFPAC you have to think insane music and hot chicks! So here it is, we bring you the very best in the WOLFPAC hot chick fans that send in their pictures to prove their love and support for WOLFPAC!
The "New" Bureau Sequence
The Bureau Series is based on the theme shown in the Centurian's series on our Male to Female Transformation page. Reproducing this classic has fascinated many of us. During the Snowball event at Jovina's in February 2003 we decided to do it. We were able to duplicate many of the clothes, the views in the mirror and the props.
Oh, and did I mention we're very strange....?
Blackspot sneaker
This is a ground-breaking marketing scheme to uncool Nike. If it succeeds, it will set a precedent that will revolutionize capitalism.
Custom slut is about taking your personal fantasy, and acting it out on video and photos, exactly to your specifications.
Custom Slut is about taking what's in your mind's eye and putting it onto video and DVD, so you can watch privately as YOUR fantasy comes to life!
We don't judge here. We believe that sex is something to be kept shameless, something to celebrate, not something to feel disgust for.
Custom Slut
How to make a Light sabre
At the present moment in time we don’t have the technology to create lasers that can be easily controlled. The method of an earth Light sabre is to substitute the laser with a thin flame that you can project up to (2 feet /60 mm) or more.
Welcome to the site dedicated to the work of Chris Cunningham.
While not much is known about his life, Cunningham's work is well known in the worlds of music video, commercial, and video art. 
Today Hurricane Isabel will enter the United States. Follow everything at Mr. Lunk. There's live webcams, radarimages and more!
'Why are boobs taboo on TV?'
Covering up breasts on TV is "infantile", feels actor Sir Anthony Hopkins and as such is urging America to relax its tight nudity laws.
One size doesn't fit all - at least according to Condomania.
The Internet retailer is offering a new line of condoms in 55 sizes.
Saying they're simply appealing to the market, Mattel has unveiled a new line of hip-hop dolls sporting miniskirts, street-wise hairdos and tattoos – proudly aimed at the 6-12 age bracket.
Vanessa Ribeiro, she is supposed to be famous? Well, at least she did a Playboy shoot.
Well, having seen all of the pictures, I doubt the shoot was for the bunny magazine.....
Now this is news....NOT:
Soccer star David Beckham's younger son, Romeo, required two stitches for a cut forehead after falling in a department store in Madrid, news reports said today.
Romeo, who is one year old, was taken to a hospital for treatment, sports newspaper As reported.
Beckham's club, Real Madrid, declined to comment.
Now why would they have to comment on that. My God, a kid that's falling down!
American Society for Microbiology survey reveals that as many as 30 percent of travelers don’t wash hands after using public restrooms at airports.
The Pregnant Prom Dress
I can't decide if this is a cruel punishment for a teen that got pregnant before her prom or if this is someone's idea of a new maternity fashion.
Striding through the wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a studded crowbar, cometh Attu! And he gives a booming roar:
"I'm going to bludgeon you until your mortal mind doth snap!!"
Today's Lego link: The Imperial Star Destroyer? is the massively huge, incredibly powerful heart of the Emperor's fleet.
Today's Lego link: The Imperial Star Destroyer? is the massively huge, incredibly powerful heart of the Emperor's fleet.
While preparing for an interview on the streets, the danish cameraman checks his equipment and film some buildings around him.....
We are your FREE one-stop shop for everything about strip clubs and topless & nude exotic dancers in Los Angeles.
I just wonder how long ZBone will be around....
Welcome to Frontalot, the home base of Nerdcore.Hiphop.
MC Frontalot, the world's 579th-greatest rapper.
The Bikini Genie is a new product that will help transform your bikini into a thong in no time!
It looks like Britney is trying to do the same thing as Xtina.
[update] link fixed [/update]
A team of house burglars dubbed the "Underwear Gang" by Malaysian police has struck for the fifth time this year.
Sex Toy Troubles
What's more humiliating than having your parents stumble upon your stash of sex toys? Having your boss walk in on you when you're trying to stash a dildo in your purse.
My soul is worth ?18611. For your peace of mind, 51% of people have a purer soul than me.
How much is your soul worth?
Why J.A.G. is fun? Because of Catherine Bell of course. And there are new pictures available from Stuff Magazine.
Free Chong T-shirts!
On September 11th 2003 comedian Tommy Chong was sentenced to nine months in federal prison and fined $20,000 for selling bongs over the internet. For years Chong's company Nice Dreams has sold bong's and other "drug" paraphernalia on the net. This site is among thousands of sites that sell pipes , bongs , papers ..so why has Chong been selected to bare the brunt of the United States War on Drugs? Because of his celebrity!
Thanks Ogie.
I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
And more strange thoughts by Jack Handy.
Mili and Tilduh, the 100% oh-ficial website.
Trailer trash party girl fun from Garland, Texas!
Moja rodina je úplne normálna, rovnako ako ka?dá iná rodina... Zacal by som asi babickou z matkinej strany. Babi si myslí, ?e je barónka Ágles. Volá sa Mária. Je blázon a je v blázinci. Babi má ale vela penazí a tak sa o nu musíme starat.
I really have no idea of what it says, but just look at the freak pictures and you couldn't care less about the language either.
Rubber Themes with Neoprene Variations and Leather Bindings.
"Almost as long ago as my first leather explorations, I began finding the many ways in which rubber can enrich a man's life."
Anne Kristel Fure is said to have tried to stop the publishing of her pictures in the magazine, Aktuell Rapport, which are featured in an article headlined: "I started mass masturbation at a party!"
But the 19-year-old is now ready to take her seat at the county council.
Thanks Thomas.
These are pretty amazing pictures of Hurricane Isabel taken from space taken by one of the Expedition 7 crewmembers onboard the International Space Station (ISS).
I already got this file sent to me by e-mail, but had no way of publishing it for you, but here it is: The Gay Referee.
The Bombardier EMBRIO/2025 is a recreational vehicle similar to a motorcycle and requires no special training for the user.
I'd like to read the manual anyway.
Yes this is actually true! In the Spanish village of Manganeses de la Polvorosa every year local boys that have turned 18 years of age throw a goat from their church belfry onto an outstretched tarp below. The ritual marks the beginning of the annual festivities.
The Whizzinator© is an easy to conceal, easy to use urinating device with a very realistic prosthetic penis. It has been extensively tested and proven to work under real-life conditions!
But why would I buy one?
Metallica dressing up like Led Zeppelin? That will be the day...and it was too....
Age Progression
If Michael Jackson did not have all his surgery over the years, this is how he might look at the age of 45. I started with an image of Michael before he began his unusual facial changes.
So just what do the guys down at the factory give the girl in the office on her birthday?
Thanks Chris.
The worst, most torturous, icky, painful, stinky, dangerous, and just plain horrible jobs in science.
Real fans know the stars cars, pass this trivia challenge or buy a herbie slug bug.
If you're a female cashier or a corporate officer at Wal-Mart, age 18 and over, and you're not afraid to shed your inhibitions in front of the camera, Playboy wants you.
Welcome to take a different look at the controversial subject of woman's breasts at 007 Breasts! We believe women were not created as sexual objects to be looked upon as some kind of "toys", and breasts were not created for that purpose either. Female breasts have a purpose, and that purpose is the reason they exist. They were given to us as the means of feeding our babies!
Yeah right, like things can't have different uses.....
A mother has placed a five pounds bet on her one-year-old daughter being crowned Miss World by the time she reaches 21.
Now I urge you to come up with bets that are even more stupid!
Sleep-masturbation.com
In 1999 my boyfriend told me that I masturbate during the night. I couldn't believe what he was telling me, because I had no recollection of what he had described. He told me he didn't believe mé that I was asleep. According to him it all happened to suspiciously to be asleep. And, unfortunately, his opinion didn't change until this day.
Via Geen Stijl.
The Integrity Aqua Glider propels pilot and passengers at a comfortable speed underwater with a dive range unsurpassed for any submersible in its class. Too bad I haven't got a spare 30,000 dollars.
Design a Roller Coaster
Try your hand at designing your own roller coaster. You will be building a conceptual coaster using the physics concepts that are used to design real coasters.
You most want to fuck.....Sung Hi Lee?
You most want to marry .....Kirsten Dunst?
You most want to kill.....Bjork?
You can find out at fuckmarrykill.com.
Wild Kats & Dogz Keychains.
These cute dog & cat keychains are not toys, but are in fact a very serious defense weapon. The design has been around for years, but the technology has gotten better. They are now made of an ultra-tough plastic material that is very hard to break, which is exactly what you need should you ever have to use this device. Makes a great gift for any women.
Free Tommy Chong. In a free society, a man should be free to do as he chooses so long as he harms no-one. It is our firm belief that Mr. Chong has harmed no-one, and is being unfairly targeted for prosecution because of his celebrity status.
Spinning Jenny
The actress and singer has been vilified over her on-off wedding to Ben Affleck. But is she really the demanding diva who ordered Madame Tussaud's to shave 10lbs off her waxwork's backside or simply a victim of racial prejudice?
There is no need to think of a cpaiotn for the pics at Rug Czar, cause they already did a great job at it.
Paperbaghead, have you spotted him yet?
He is already spotted on the slopes of the French Alpes, on one of Turkey's hot beaches and he is even spotted under the shower! So if you spot him, take a picture immediately.
Televibe. "The best thing to happen to phone sex since cellphones started vibrating!"
Barhopping
Pour your frustration on all the people that live on your street. There is something wrong with everybody else than you, cause you are perfect. If they don't understand that, they deserve to die or get beaten up.
A sign just outside Piobbico in Italy's Le Marche region welcomes visitors to the world capital of ugly people.
Now who do you think should be living there?
It's Superclamp!
A vigilante dressed in a Superman-style costume is roaming the streets — freeing wheel-clamped cars with an angle grinder. 
And he his own website as well: the Angle-Grinder Man.
Have you ever wondered how your name stacks up against all the others? Do you have one of the most common names or a rare name? Try your first name out and then try your last name out above!
Away with the burqa's.
Outside the cinemas on Saadoun Street, groups of men loiter round film posters of naked women, whose private parts are crudely super-imposed with underwear drawn in colored pen.
Behind doors in Baghdad's main movie strip, there is no such teasing.
Ever wanted to be able to type upside down? I bet you've never even thought about it. I hadn't either until I saw an upside down discussion on a newsgroup. So what is upside down typing? Here's an example:
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Via Juul!
The Lower Greenville area of Dallas, Texas has seen an influx of bars, restaurants, and nightclubs during the last decade. And also an increase of urinating in public. And offenders will be put on the internet!
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
They have everything For young men to enjoy.
You can hang out with all the boys.
Behind the scenes pictures are always lovely to watch, especially if they are from the Ujena Bikini Jam.
When a 12-year-old boy robbed a Manhattan bank two weeks ago, some New Yorkers may have wondered if bank heists were getting easier.
Now it appears the boy had some help: a teller at the bank was in on the crime and ended up with half the $30,000 haul, police say.
A Czech man has been awarded more than ?20,000 compensation after his ex-girlfriend tricked him into giving her his sperm.
Affleck Reportedly Breaks Up With J. Lo.
The most overexposed couple on the planet, were supposed to exchange wedding vows Sunday, September 14th — but instead there was a report that they had ended their tabloid-chronicled storybook romance.
Well, did they or did they not?
Yetunde Price, the oldest sister of tennis stars Venus and Serena Williams has been shot dead in Los Angeles.
Vanity Date:
You
— be of legal copulation age (18)
— imposters will be hunted down
— be good looking or you will be rejected
My site got a mention in this weeks B3ta
>> Pole-dancing bloke <<
We enjoyed reading this story of a chap who
fitted a pole-dancing pole in his own home.
It was supposedly a present for his
girlfriend but he wound up enjoying it more. http://www.mypole.co.uk/history.htm
My hits are going through the roof.
Are you tired of the same old thing?
Boring career politicians who are out only for themselves. Deficits careening out of control. Pollution marring our skies and waters. Are you looking for stability, reliability, and consistency? Who better than someone who has proven his dedication by wearing only blue, every minute of every day?
Vote Trek!
While visiting my local health food store, I noticed how many non-food products are labeled "All-Natural." Toothpaste. Dog biscuits. Deodorants. So you can eat them as well? Let's try it an eat some soap.
Jeffrey Pittman was arrested for allegedly trying to steal a backpack -- his 177th arrest and just another entry on a 17-page rap sheet.
Downloading Porn With Davo
I'm Davo! I update this site with porn I find lying around. I live in Georgia and live a "jetset" life of porn, poetry & prostitutes.
Saudi police outlaw Barbie
Saudi Arabia's religious police have declared Barbie dolls a threat to morality, complaining that the revealing clothes of the "Jewish" toy - already banned in the kingdom - were offensive to Islam.
The filthy little minx.
Jason Wants more traffic to his site. Why should you help?
Because it's got some top totty scattered around it, check out Babe of the Month, I've seen her round here some place.
They want your sole.
Your soul is worth £5529. For your peace of mind, 93% of people have a purer soul than you.
Just wondering who is she is and why she does this stuff to herself:
Thanks brasilouco.
Chris is trying to revive the career of poor Donna D'Errico. He misses her beach bounce and her California girl good looks so just to remind you here she is getting naked!
You wouldn't get married without a prenuptial agreement or jump out of a plane without a parachute. So why have sex without a contract? This site makes it quick and easy to generate a sex consent form, detailing what you and your partner are willing, and not willing, to do.
Thanks pretzel9.
Anna Kournikova has agreed to become a tourism ambassador for a Thai resort known for its sex industry.
The tennis player will visit Pattaya between November 6 and 9 to play an exhibition(ist) match.
A woman fell asleep on the night bus home after being out with her friends. When she woke up she had her hand down the pants of an unknown man.
With her former boyfriend’s head in her backpack, the Finish TV-star went bar hopping. The 31-year-old women is a star in the Finish version of the TV-show "The Gladiators". And she is a body builder and according to Swedish Aftenbladet, she is known to abuse narcotics. She often becomes violent when she drinks, and she is known as a dangerous woman in the organized crime world in Tammerfors.
Cambodians are being urged to eat more dogs as part of a crackdown on stray mutts wandering around the capital of the southeast Asian nation.
Indienudes will get you around the web, I'm sure. Real great links to art photography and...of course your occasional nudity.
I didn't know but Coolio likes to have fun with Celine Dion, at least. that's where I found the link.
Blogging Plug-in for Windows Media Player 9 Series
Add more personality to your blog with this plug-in that adds the artist, song, and album name to the Windows Media Player 9 Series title bar. Blogging clients like LiveJournal, w.bloggar, Semagic, and others can then easily add that information to your next entry while you compose.
I am not sure yet if I will use it.
Hurricane Fabian scored a direct hit on Bermuda on the afternoon of Friday 5 September 2003 with sustained winds of up to 110 knots.
An inmate found himself before a judge sooner than he expected when he fell through the courthouse ceiling into the judge's chambers while trying to escape.
I guess he never saw the Great Escape?
A sexually explicit murder mystery pairing romantic comedy star Meg Ryan with Oscar-winning director Jane Campion has sent tongues wagging at the Toronto International Film Festival.
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
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I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my
Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah!
Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks get set go
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I just recieved an e-mail from Henry Koffi and he wants to transfer USD20,000.000.00 to my personal account!
Now that's fun!
The entire e-mail is in the comments..... It was the first time I read such an e-mail completely
Wood Contour proudly presents an exquisite line of executive gifts and corporate logo products specifically designed for the non-compromising among us.
I want those!
Tony Gardner’s team did a number of test makeups on Brooke Burns before finalising Katrina’s look. Brooke’s makeup involved upper dentures, stained lower teeth, a prosthetic nose, brown contact lenses, thickened eyebrows, a degraded complection, and her hair was made to look greasy and its colour was dulled overall and darkened at the roots.
Map: Hijacked 9/11 Flights and Military Bases.
In this picture, which is worth even more than a thousand words, MediaLab has merged a map of the 9/11 planes' flightpaths with a map of military bases in those areas. The flights went through some of the most heavily militarized parts of the country, yet nothing could be done to stop them?
I keep my eyes open, though it isn't really difficult to tell the assholes from the good guys. How can you tell if you or one of your friends is an asshole? Check out the list below. If you are guilty of any of the following, you are an asshole!
Runaway train never going back
Wrong way on a one way track
Seems like I should be getting somewhere
Somehow I'm neither here no there
Quotes from Groucho Marx
- I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
- Women should be obscene and not heard.
Via Rick.
Fatwa Sam's online bazaar,
The Fatwa family have been trading here on the internet for over 2000 years now, and although business was a bit slow up until 1995, we have always endeavoured to bring you, the weary shopper the best deals in everything the modern Arab gentleman could ever need.
Obviously, if a thermonuclear bomb exploded close to your home, you'd have little hope of surviving the blast. But what if one exploded 5 miles away, or 20 miles away? And what about radioactive fallout?
Stare Down Sally is a simple game. In a moment, you'll meet Sally. She'll be staring at you with a powerful green-eyed gaze. She may stare for an instant...she may stare for several seconds...or she may stare for what seems like an eternity. But eventually, Sally will blink.
What exactly is ePimps` and what is with that ` at the end?
ePimps` are any person or thing that displays their body, possessions, and hobbies in such a manner as to attract the opposite or same sex.
Butchering the Human Carcass for Human Consumption
This is a step-by-step guide on how to break down the human body from the full figure into serviceable choice cuts of meat. Before getting to the main task, it must be mentioned that the complete rendering of the human carcass requires a fairly large amount of time, effort, and space.
Rusty is a homosexual.
Once there was a boy named Rusty. He was 9 years old.
Rusty had a dog named Patches. Patches slept in a doghouse beneath Rusty's bedroom window.
Diana Jameson sure knows what people are looking for on the internet. No, it's not books on cooking.
Thanks blueyonder.
Norwegian women take charge in bed. Okay, know any Norwegian women to test this with?
Mel Gibson: "'I want to kill him, I want his intestines on a stick, I want to kill his dog"
I was alright till she came along
I was alright, then it all went wrong
The devil made me do it, oh, oh, oh ,oh
It was an act of a man possessed now
The devil made me do it
Your honor, I'm innocent
You should have seen her slide out of her negligee
Her skin was hot, touch intoxicating
and if you were me , you would have done the same
So spare me the gutter , save me from the ball and chain
D.I.L.D.O. Doing It for the Lord, Doing Online!
We believe that because the Lord can't come to you all, it is our sacred duty to pump Jesus into your heart. Let the Golden Shower of God's love root out the sin in your life.
Number 1 Stud
If you want to be my girlfriend PLEASE read this!
Hey, thanks for visiting my site. My name is Alan Studowski, the one and only, and i hope my heart can find someone to love. You will enjoy a look at my photos from all the exciting places i go in America. My life is very good because I have a lot to do.
Gary Spivey is world-renowned for his psychic talent, uncanny ability to predict future catastrophic events (its no wonder that people all over the world gave him the nickname 'The Modern Day Nostradamus'), and for his amazing healing energy. Gary is well known for his genuine down home style and jovial personality.
But would you spend any money on this guy?
Poor poor David.
David Blaine thought he was ready for anything. The US illusionist suspended in a glass box over London had prepared himself for 44 days of starvation, loneliness and boredom.
But there was one thing he had not planned for - Londoners.
Pizza Delivery stories
These are true stories that happened while in the process of delivering pizza. You may be surprised at what you find.
Music industry starts legal fight
Exactly 261 people received lawsuits on Monday on behalf of Universal Music Group, BMG, EMI, Sony Music and Warner Music, following the RIAA's announcement in June that individual file-sharers would be targeted.
Film buffs have compiled a list of the 50 sexiest movie moments of all time that do not actually feature sex.
Are you a millionaire or billionaire who is tired of wiping yourself or even using the bidet? Do you feel you should not be lowered to the position of wiping excrement from yourself like a common animal? Then you have come to the right place. You need to hire the Professional Ass Wipers Services.
Shock & Awe!
At approximately 9:10 AM Pacific Time Tuesday morning, roughly 47 uniformed federal marshals and postal inspectors from Pittsburgh and Philadelphia, Pennsylvania with assistance from the LAPD, served a search and seizure warrant for 4 Extreme Associates and 1 Armageddon Entertainment movie. The movies were:
1. Extreme Teen #24
2. Cocktails #2 - Director's Cut
3. Ass Clowns #3 - Director's Cut
4. 1001 Ways to Eat My Jizz
and last but certainly not least PBS' favorite:
5. Forced Entry
Why is poop brown?
Gosh, you would have to ask why poop is brown, what a question.
Researchers have been pondering the question "why is poop brown" for centuries and still have not quite figured out why.
As it turns out, not all poop is brown. Sometimes poop can be green, yellow or nearly black. On occasion there are pieces of red pepper, tomato skins, corn, peas, etc in it too. But, by far, most poop is a shade of brown.
I want to teach you all about 'Rotating Snakes', 'Dongururin', 'Gaku ga gakugaku' and 'Shiosai'. Now you say: huh?
It's here at the latest works.
Welcome to the most respected, domesticated penguin dealer on the Internet! Relax and take a look around our site where you can find information on our company, our products, and what goes into the care of a penguin.
We hope you will find exactly what you are looking for to dress that favorite Goose. From Valentine's Day to Christmas, we can dress your goose for every season. Be sure to check back often as we regularly add new styles.
How about some nice fois gras?
Want to see a babe with a 38" rack doing jumping jacks for an hour? Then you’ve come to the right place. JJ1 is all about jumping jacks.
Stickdeath goes Whisky.
Lars mentioned this animation in a video on Metallica.com. That was awesome. I was cracking up. He liked it...so that made it even more cool. It's under video's called "New Years"...
Make sure you sound is way up! This is really great!!!
Where's P.E.T.A. when you need them: Disco lights are luring baby turtles to their deaths on the fringes of a Greek marine park in the Mediterranean Sea.
Sting admits he's not such a stud after all.
Can you think of a Police track that has anything to do with this?
Ome Jelle pointed out to me that from now on there is a new option available for the "Who is here"-list on the left. You can also put down an url to go with your name.
A friend of mine bet me that I wouldn't put up a web page where girls could fill out an application to go on a date with me. She seriously underestimated my complete lack of either shame or conscience.
Typical nutcase: Kimiko Fukuda always wondered what her Chihuahua was trying to say. Whenever she tried to put on makeup, the small dog would pull on her sleeve.
Now, she said, she knows. When her dog barks, she glances at a palm-sized electronic gadget. On its screen comes the "human" translation: "Please take me with you."
Celebrity Hitman - Terrorist Alert
Defend yourself against the evil Mutant Dictator Clones and win a prize... um... actually, there is no prize... just survive as long as possible...
Being drunk on duty is one thing, but the Dutch government is concerned that too many of its police officers are getting stoned on and off duty and is to ban them from "coffee shops", or drug cafes.
Is that a good thing or a bad thing? It seems everybody has his own opinion on this issue.