Blogging like a maniac
Does the Spanish language frighten you? Of course not, just visit Xeron for the links!
Talk about freaky sex: Lisa Marie Presley likes it rough in bed - and Michael Jackson never really gave her that.
Presley tells Playboy she likes things "the way they do it in porn movies."
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I never knew Frodo drove a Harley Davidson, let alone Gandalf. Would look very cool though.
Ireland must do more to reduce the number of "hopelessly drunk" people demanding treatment in the country's overloaded hospitals.
So they stop selling booze in hospitals?
It has never been easier to be a white-collar slacker. You only have to know how to fake a hard day at the office.
CNN Poll: Most believe drivers, not roads or cars, are biggest danger. Shouldn't it say female drivers? No, it shouldn't, because I see male drivers all over that can't drive either.
The answer to providing broadband for all could lie in the skies with balloons offering a new way to deliver fast internet services.
Thanks kimbal.
He skies in the winter. He runs in the winter. He cycles in the winter. He has a beard. People have been saying, "A beard keeps you warmer."
Sure it sounds good, but has anybody ever really tested this theory?
Simon Swears now comes in different languages as well. Can you swear in English, Portuguese, Japanese, Russian, German, French, Dutch and Hebrew?
Thanks Channy from Tel Aviv!
Mr. Big
Jonah Falcon was born with a blessing in, er, disguise. Until it took over his life.
Those who have witnessed it describe it as "grotesque," "gorgeous," "hideous" and "stunning."
A lot of people are into bodymodifications like tongue splitting, piercings, tattoos. But be aware that there are risks involved.
Not for the faint hearted, but body modifications are neither.
A Peruvian philosophy student in Chile has taken her virginity off the auction block, after an anonymous benefactor lent her the tuition money she lacked.
Will he remain anonymous to her?
The Official Website of Isaac Bros. Bible Bobbleheads© where Real Faith, Real Heroes and Real Fun collide!
So much for the Russian Army: commander has received a two-year suspended sentence after he was found guilty of beating his junior officers with a dildo.
Welcome to the Earth edition of the Scout Walker Kama Sutra.
Within the site you will find many beautiful and erotic pictures illustrating the positions and practices Scout Walkers indulge in their more private, intimate moments that generally go unconsidered by the interstella media at large. These intelligent machines share a common bond with all other known races - a passion for passion.
Women and Harley Davidson motorcycles have a long history. Feeling the roring sound between your thighs was appealing early in the previous century as well.
I have seen him perform quite a few times and everytime you almost die laughing: Theo the King.
Thanks brasilouco.
Beanies. These aren't just caps, these are the Rolls Royces of Propeller Caps, ...quality beanies for seriously fashion-conscious geeks!
Kylie Minogue was once overshadowed by her little sister Dannii - and hated it, her younger sibling says. So?
This 21 year old babe from SoCal is offering modeling services for a very affordable price. It will pose on any make of import car including Toyota, Honda, Nissan, and VW.
A 2-year-old girl was rescued from a locked, running washer at a coin laundry and her mother was arrested after a surveillance tape allegedly showed her putting the child into the machine.
The missing link has been found and now available as a book. I promise this will scare you!
Hollywood-Costumes.com. Where your favorite TV and film stars shop.
Get your Batman, Harry Potter, X-Men or any kind of outfit.
Holy Meals at McDonald's. Can I get a McMoses, a Red Sea Shake and Palestine Fries?
Mariah Carey has described Eminem as "a little girl" for threatening to use her voice messages on a record.
This is the most fun section of the website! Created after Conan O'Brian's "If They Mated", here are the examples of what the Simpsons would look like if they had kids.
I do not really know what's wrong with this guy, but he is seriously scarry.
We just have to realize that the internet has a place for everyone.
Guess what is the most downloaded program ever .......................... right, it's Kazaa.
So you've just received a junk email encouraging you to visit a website for some irresistible pornography or to consolidate your debts! Well, it's time to oblige the people who fill your mailbox with spam. Let FriedSPAM visit their sites for you -- about a million times!
Tim Burton is having plans for a remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
And what may be worse: Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston seem to be involved.
Did you ever feel like there just weren't enough hours in the day? Have you ever stayed up late because you weren't tired enough to go to bed? Have you ever felt like you didn't get enough sleep and it was, too soon, time to get up?
If you can relate to these feelings, you will be interested in the 28 Hour Day.
I am married for almost three years now. I'm very happy with that. Not only because of my wife, but also because I will never have a bachelor party again.
Do you wake up screaming in the middle of the night dreaming about Firetrucks? I know someone who does.
Attu sees all is celebrating it's 1st anniversary today! Many congratulations to me!
This was my very first post:
Ever played with puppets on a string? Now is your chance. I still think it's very cool.
This little Jedi mind trick is kinda freaky, till you think about it a little while. Then it's even more weird. Just follow the instructions.
Can anyone explain this one?
Jackie Chan isn't only an actor... he's also a great singer!
Find out more about his music career at Jackie Chan Music.
According to the Bureau of Justice three out of four women in the United States will be victims of one violent crime during their lifetime. That's why you can buy your No-Contact jacket now!
It will certainly shock your attacker!
Who is this year's Hooters Girl? (with great music)
From the linker, also added to the blogroll on the left.
The Ministry of Silly Walks. And there's more going on at the parking lot.
Thanks brasilouco.
Matrix Reloaded star Laurence Fishburne turned the air blue live on Sky News when he was interviewed at the UK premiere of the blockbuster film.
The star raised his middle finger and launched into a four-letter tirade before walking away.
Charlene Friend is an ex-girlfriend of Prince. Last year she was branded a thief by TAFKAP. So now it's payback time and she claims Prince is a 'sexual weirdo'.
?Prince would also make me watch videos of him with other women. This would make me very upset."
?I was also filmed having sex with Prince without my permission."
After last week's hoax we can ask oursleves: Are these the Robine van der Meer Playboy pics?
Via drijfzand.
Saw this on television this morning: First live TV pictures beamed from top of Mount Everest.
The AirBorne Hotel (ABH) is an innovative system designed to transform conventional passenger cabins in all types of wide-body commercial aircraft into convertible sleeper cabins, for the benefit of all air travelers - leisure or business - of long distance flights.
Teenage singer Charlotte Church has told how she lost her virginity in a night of passion with bad boy lover Steven Johnson.
Weird sex laws:
- The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
- Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England--but only in tropical fish stores.
So you're a a chick and you're into Punk? Then you should be in the PunkChick Gallery. (NSFW, but what is...)
The Popdex Game. Predict which links will become popular on weblogs within the next 48 hours.
Diary of a Sneeze Fetishist.
This site presents an exploration by one woman of her fetish for sneezing, from its origins to its impact on her present life.
Via the Ultimate Insult.
Car record players, 1961.
The needle of the Norelco Auto Mignon stays in the groove of our 45s, even when we drive over rough roads. But since there's no record changer, we must insert each record we want to play, then remove it when the song is over.
Maybe that's why it never got big.
Pageboy: A hairstyle, usually shoulder-length, with the ends of the hair curled under smoothly in a loose roll.
Is this interesting? I thought not, but the internet is for everyone.
A white teenager has turned up at a police station near Pretoria speaking only an African language and claiming he has been living in the black community since being abducted 12 years ago.
TouchGraph GoogleBrowser V1.01. Just enter a starting URL (or your URL) and see where it leads to.
It's okay for women to protest for their rights, but look at the sign in the back of this image!
What was initially thought to be an aborted foetus left in a toilet at McDonald's in Commercial Road, turned out to be a toy.
Welcome to www.Jebus-is-Lord.com, the official site of our Lord, Jebus Christ, and the holiest place on the internet (and we can substantiate that claim, unlike others *cough* Vatican *cough*). Enjoy...
Via Tainted Visage.
The Censored Cartoons page. This site is a guide to the cuts and edits which have been rendered to the classic cartoons of Warner Brothers, MGM, Paramount, and other studios when broadcast on television (unless noted otherwise).
Guess the Dictator and/or Television Sit-Com Character.
Here are the rules: Pretend to be a dictator or television sitcom character. I'll try to guess who you are by asking simple yes/no questions.
You are a she Satan! You love to promise your
victims the world and then steal their souls
when they least expect it. Way to go!
What Kind Of Evil Bitch Are You?
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Diago vs Vivian - February 1983.
Mercilessly, Diago attacks from behind, ripping a clump of hair from Vivian's head.
Diago lifts Vivian's right arm and directs her attack at her oppoent's underarm, one of the most vulnerable areas of the human body.
Remember my yesterday post on the people that just wanted to have sex "on top of the world"? Well, here are their mugshots.
David Gilmour, the Pink Floyd guitarist, unveils plans today to spend the £3.6 million he raised from the sale of his London home to fund an "urban village" for the homeless. But are they still homeless after that?
I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.
And more tongue twisters.
Who would buy that? How often have you found an online auction item that was so hideous you couldn't help but ask that question? We have. A lot. So much so, in fact, that we couldn't keep our good fortune to ourselves.
Derangements? are floral arrangements that are unique and adult in nature, but very tasteful and discreet. Quite an original way to surprise your lover.
Cute, cuddly, and horribly wrong... It's the Happy Tree Friends! They may be ultra-idol but there's no way they'll escape their horrible fate! What chaos will these critters experience next?
Blog: Evróvisjón 2003. Don't understand a word of it, but it seems to be about the Eurovision Songcontest 2003 to be held in Riga, Estland this weekend.
Black Street Boys, before known as BackStreetboys has given a radical turn to their musical style, turning to practice pop for brain damaged adolescents to Norwegian black extreme metal.
Mirabilis Statuarius Vehiculum. Over 300,000 miles and climbing. This car will kick your ass.
A lot of people slag a lot of singers, myself included. I, for instance, think Mariah has a great voice in the normal range but sounds like a synthesizer with a short circuit when she gets all squeaky and stuff. Cher has a much better voice than me, but that doesn't mean she doesn't suck.
Read on in this forum.
You got to have lots of spare time and dedication to create this mosaic gallery. It's impressive.
Saddam Hussein provided his feared secret police with free Viagra and other impotence remedies.
So someone responded to the viagra spam?
The title of this open dir is Onbekend (when translated it means Unknown). Maybe someone else knows her name?
I see the name Carmella DeCesare appearing all over the web. I wondered where she suddenly came from, but I found out she was Playmate of the Month last May.
Wrecked Exotics. These car crash pictures involve some of the most expensive automobiles ever produced including Lamborghini, Ferrari, Mclaren F1, Bugatti and more. All in all, you'll find almost a quarter of a Billion Dollars worth of damage within this car crash collection. That's enough to make any insurance company weep.
Eva Herzigova looks back to her supermodel best at the Cannes film festival yesterday. Just three months ago she was spotted looking pale, ill and thin ? sparking fears for the beauty’s health.
The arrested couple told the police they just wanted to have sex "on top of the world".
Get your Samsung Matrix Reloaded phone. It's a special one: its serial number is 00001 and it is signed by Larry and Andy Wachowski, creators of the Matrix trilogy.
A drunk Vietnamese tourist who ran into an elephant he didn't see standing in the street was injured when the animal picked him up and tossed him aside. What has he been drinking?
In Norway three drunken men only wanted to visit the king.
A high school newspaper article that claims 40 percent of the students have had oral sex has stirred controversy in Montrose, Colo.
It also showed that 60 percent of the students do not consider oral sex to be "sex."
Many people think that the only way to get a plasma globe is to go to a specialty store and buy one. This page outlines methods that can be used by anyone to build a Plasma Globe. This is particularly fun for those who like to TINKER!
Remember: Always wear safety glasses!
500-Pound Elvis Impersonator: `I'm The King's Offspring' And here's more on Pete "Big Elvis" Vallee.
Ever heard of the joke of the two guys who thought they were God's gift to women? They tried to break into a women's prison.
Hello boys! We have some very big news for you today. It seems your dreams have come true ? experts say British women’s breasts are growing.
A 10-year-old boy has been charged with voluntary manslaughter in connection with the death of a playmate.
Your parents aren’t the only ones who hate your music?some Iraqis hate it, too. U.S. military units have been breaking Saddam supporters with long sessions in which they’re forced to listen to heavy-metal and children’s songs. ?Trust me, it works,? says one U.S. operative.
I'm pretty sure you don't like speeding cams popping up all over the country. That's why you should shoot them!
Thanks kayten.
May the Force be with you. And also with you. Amen. Some 20,000 Canadians worship at the altar of Yoda.
Naked Man Is Back -- And Now He's In Columbus.
"He was probably there two minutes," April Raymond said. "He took pictures, endless pictures of us. He ran off and was laughing ... at us."
Many Moons Washable Pads. They asked women what they wanted most in a washable pad. Then they made that. Many moon pads are:
- Dependable
- Comfortable
- Versatile
- Easy to Use
Dogshit comes in all types, sizes and weights. But not only dogs can create this. Just have a go yourself at the Virtual Dog Shit Creator.
I have done 188,025 pushups in the 21st century. That's an average of 152.7 per day. At the current pace, I will reach one million pushups on 12/7/2017.
The World Record Balloon Sculpture was a success. We used 40,781 non-round balloons with no framing, line, glue, or for that matter anything outside of inflated latex balloons. A total of 43 people worked on this project in a variety of ways. Construction of the sculpture took over 640 man hours.
Too many spare time on their hands?
Via hoopty:
My husband bought me a mood ring the other day.
When I'm in a good mood it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on his forehead.
The Airzooka requires no batteries or ammo... Simply load it by pulling back the elastic air launcher. When you release it, the Airzooka blasts whatever is unfortunate enough to be in its path.
The GammaMaster is a precision timepiece with a built in Geiger counter. It displays dose rate as well as cumulative dose. The GammaMaster alarms when user defined limits of dose rate or cumulative dose are reached.
Isn't it too late when the alarm buzzes?
The object of this puzzle is to eat the entire pie in just 15 bites. To take a bite, position the circle over the pie using the mouse and press the mouse button.
I couldn't do it....
Miss Era Von Slut.
With my tattoos and ultracurvy body, I certainly don't fit into the typical image of a "model" type. They make the girls big and tall in the Midwest, where I'm originally from.
Everything you never wanted to know about the Matrix. Here are lots of useless Matrix trivia.
That's it for me this week. Go and have yourself a nice weekend in a bar or just Hit the Net.
Elvis and The Evil Alien Conspiracy. The King has been on a 35 year mission to undermine the government and take over the world for his evil Alien employers. These photos prove just that.
Would you buy a 1998 Gibson Les Paul Double Cutaway Standard electric guitar at eBay? The guitar looks great, but what about the owner?
The man behind Tatu was arrested yesterday and accused of perverting the morals of underage girls.
Stunned Tatu singers Julia Volkova and Lena Katina, both 18, watched in silence as their manager was led away.
This is the story:
Just before the kickoff in the soccermatch between Corinthians and River Plate for the Taça Libertadores da América, police had to make charges to keep both fansides apart.
Rui Nelson Moura Júnior, one of the supporters, tried to get away as quick as possible, but fell on a fence.
Firefighters had to release him by cutting the fence that was stuck in his leg and stomach.
This is the picture.
By the way, River Plate won 2-1.
Thanks brasilouco.
This is your opportunity to participate in the very first global and democratic internet vote to determine the New 7 Wonders of the World. The existing seven wonders of the world were determined over 2000 years ago (to find out more click here). We have adopted the ancient concept and offer you the possibility of a current global ballot.
Anything you miss or like especially?
The perfume diet may be the next big thing after researchers found men think women weigh less if they smell of flowers than if they smell of pizza.
Simple Beauty - A project by the Italian photographer Mario Cipollini dedicated to the beauty of all those women who do not live on their beauty.
Wait a minute...Mario Cipollini is Cycling World Champion!
Multiple Marios.
At 12.01 today the Robine van der Meer Plaboy pictures will be put online.
Thanks to drijfzand and volkomenkut.
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Once upon a time we invented a great game called "Escape From Eluned". In truth you've probably played it yourself under a different name.
The rules are as follows:
1) Get a friend very drunk - one called Eluned works best.
2) Balance as many things as you can on them without waking them up.
3) Take photographic evidence.
4) Remove all the items, thus leaving the victim unaware that anything has happened.
5) Create a website. Sit back and watch friend turn red.
It's not that hard!
Monkeys for sale. Always pick up your monkey at the owners. To much money is involved and to many people are getting ripped off. Never send mon(k)ey (cash or cash transfer).
Please don't buy any, it's just cruel! But maybe they can write a Shakespeare play.
They are really fun to read: the world's worst predictions.
Can't dance. Can't act. Can sing a little. - Notes from Fred Astaire's screen test.
Television won't matterin your lifetime or mine - Radio Times editor Rex Lambert, 1936
Flight bringing troops home stirs fear over NYC. I think anyone could predict that....
Blizg is a blog index that focuses on metadata. We want to promote the use of metadata in the blogging community. We're also excited about finding new ways to use metadata that will create useful connections between and among blogs.
His flatmate Danny challenged him to find, meet and shake the hand of 54 other Dave Gormans (one for every card in the deck (including the jokers)). Use the Dave Gorman randomiser to see which one you find.
Marion (Mimi) Fahnestock, John F. Kennedy's intern admitted to the Daily News yesterday: "I am the Mimi."
Do you like adult stuff? They have something for everyone of you: housewives, oral, animals and even oriental.
Apechild pointed me to this great Miller Lite commercial, now featuring a pillowfighting Pamela Anderson!
Carmen is into the breast enlargement thing too. This time it's not giveboobs, but donateboobs.
The Matrix Reloaded is available in a theatre near as of today.
The Matrix girls are available over here as of today!
Swiss bikers are protesting against government plans to limit all motorbikes to 80kph. Is that good or bad?
Barby is Bad!
We have reason to believe that the lovely and harmless Barbie doll has a secret live in which she is not that innocent at all!
Why do girls find it so fun to flash or show their skimpy thongs? Luckily Vidman is here to let us join the fun.
My new identity is Jack Brown, known in some parts of the world as Devil of Wallachia. What's your Vampire Name?
Topless Housecleaning is a legitimate cleaning service based in the Twin Cities for over 25 years. We offer cleaning your home topless for your sensual viewing pleasure.
The NVIDIA UT2K3 Championship is shaping up to be the best UT2003 Tournament thus far. The big names are coming out to play--XS|Pain, Fatal1ty, Asia Carrera? That's right. Asia Carrera is competing in the event.
We are pleased to announce the Finalists for the Flash? Film Festival 2003 San Francisco!
Real Americans love our Commander-In-Chief. Real Iraqis do too...
According to Fox News, an Iraqi leader named Mubarak Ali az-Zubaidy "offered to build a golden statue of President Bush to thank him for freeing the Iraqi people." And tear it down after he is gone?
You are about to see the most revolutionary new toilet aid available today. The brand new Self Wipe is unsurpassed by any other bathroom aid ever devised, making toileting cleaner, more efficient, and with a greater degree of hygiene than ever before.
Julie the Clown's Messy Slapstick Website.
Some clowns sing, some model balloons. Others paint faces or play instruments.
But some perform messy slapstick routines with custard pies, raw eggs, large circus-style cakes, and buckets and buckets of sploshy slosh.
Everybody wants stuff for free. But sometimes they had better not......
Via punkey.
Looking for a home this summer in Athens, Greece? Look no more! If you're a girl, aged between 20 and 25, reasonably good looking and open-minded, you can stay in Athens in a beautiful house, free of charge.
What's the catch? There are three rules.
You must have heard all those rumors about the moonlanding being a hoax. Well here's the moontruth!
A juvenile court in Germany on Monday heard the bizarre case of twin teenagers who terrorised children for months by seeming to be in two places at once. And how about the twinblog?
Russian scientists claim to have come up with a novel way of warding off Sars - a double shot of vodka. And what about a single malt?
This is the home of the GO-CO catalogue of ridiculous world records. The records that Guinness probably wouldn't recognize even if we could be bothered to ask them - but the records we know you want to break.
One in three people in Britain is suffering from Celebrity Worship Syndrome after becoming obsessed with their screen idol.
Who is your idol and are you obsessed too?
See if you can guess what some of these pictures are. If you get them right, then you are in for a surprise! If not, then that is okay. We'll give you the surprise anyhow.
You may have heard of The Funky Chicken - the craziest dance ever. Now it is possible for you to learn this dance in the privacy of your own home. With these careful instructions, you should be able to master this fine art within days.
Mr. Smarty Pants Sexual Knowledge.
In 1964, a jury awarded $50,000 to a woman who claimed a cable car accident in San Francisco had made her into a nymphomaniac.
The typical person spends about 600 hours having sex between the ages of 20 and 70.
And more...
Vomiting is one of those subjects people often try to graze over when discussing drinking. But if you have to do it, at least do it right!
Clinton and Lewinsky were not the first to do their stuff. JFK beat them in that race, he had a 19 year old intern in his days.
Non-smokers cost society more than smokers do, according to professors at the University of Bergen. Quite simple yet quite true?
He may be the Man of Steel in the States but Superman doesn't have much power in Sweden. At least not with the tax authority.
911 things to hate about America. But maybe that could be done on every other country...
A Guide to Used Sex Toys.
The economy is down, unemployment is on the rise, but people are as horny as ever. This has led to more and more folks economizing in the bedroom.
Via wendy.
Barbara Gandolfi is one of the reasons we watch Temptation Island 2.
Do you prefer an automatic car wash system or the old style? For me it would be old style for ever!
How much toothpaste is there in a tube? It seems like we use one up every week! On Wednesday night, we aimed to find out. I dispensed a six ounce (170 g) tube of Ultra Brite toothpaste in a thin line along the kitchen floor in an effort to accurately quantify the amount of paste in the tube.
The Jumbo Queen contest is held to select the contestant who best who best exhibits the characteristics of an elephant.
Choose a procedure from the list to view that gallery of cosmetic surgery before and after photos.
Are these Sensual Steel products the solution for those hot, sweaty summer nights?
Imagine this: you wake up in the morning, open the curtains and see your neighbour in his drive way.
Thanks brasilouco.
R.I.P.: Noel Redding 1945 - 2003, he was the bass player in the Jimi Hendrix Experience.
An expert on niche market businesses is making a shocking prediction: Within 20 years, someone will create sexy thong underwear for grannies.
Will this have any effect on the Formula 1 Worldchampionship: Juan Pablo Montoya has had his driving license revoked.
The 100 Most Important Blogs. Do you agree? It's based on Who's blogrolling a blog.
Mental: A 24-year-old man stabbed his girlfriend to death because he thought she was part of an internet game and sent to kill him.
Hand pick the next Reef Girl. Win the chance to be a judge in the Miss Reef Bikini Open 2003 in Brazil.
My Trailer is Bigger Than Your Trailer. Smithsonian Factoid- 10% of all Americans live in Trailer Parks.
Will the person that came here while searching for a picture of jack osbourne nude, reveal him or herself! I did NOT put up a picture like that!
I could easily file that under Disturbing Search Requests.
Hawaii is the Spam capital of the world. More than 6.7 million cans are sold every year ? more than in any other location in the world.
Via parkway reststop.
A Kalashnikov with an MP3 player. You can get it too, but it seems you have to wear a camouflage-bikini to use it.
One of the women in the James Bond film For Your Eyes Only used to be a guy. Which one? You'll find out.
All you need for a movie is a girl and a gun. - Jean-Luc Godard
You know, I can't think of nothing finer than a fine naked woman holding a gun. - Frankie Figs, The Whole Nine Yards.
So here they are: Girls With Guns In Cinema And Television.
Jean-Marie Boursicot's Film Library provides a huge database of more than 550 000 commercials. This film library is a genuine global memory of commercials coming from worldwide agencies.
What is Blots?
Every day a new image is displayed on the main blots page. Enter what you first think it looks like. If others have submitted thoughts, you'll see them when and if you've contributed your own.
The Matrix Rejected. A film franchise so sloppy, so irresponsible, so lowbrow that it's almost criminal. Here's 50 Reasons to stay away on May 15th.
I found a picture called Chics and David. Him, I can find, but where are the chics?
Slot machines are not my kind of interest. And I know why. That's because they are never Hot and Fruity!
Volume Pills: Shower your lover(s) with bucket loads of sperm every time you ejaculate! Use the same product that male porn stars use. Ejaculate up to 500% more every time!
The World's Best Amusement Parks. Which ones have you been to and do you agree or disagree?
A man dressed as the Disney character Tigger attempted to rob a convenience store in Upper Darby, PA. With video!
Business at New York bars and restaurants has plummeted by as much as 50 percent in the wake of the smoking ban.
Even I could have predicted that.
Police are shocked by some of the excuses drivers are offering up for not wearing their seat belts, running red lights and speeding.
"It's a V8 - you try stopping it".
"I'm hurrying to the service station because I am running out of fuel".
Do you know any good ones not listed?
I know I am really early, but this will go on my Christmas wish list: The Indiana Jones DVD Collection.
What guy on earth would turn down Demi Moore? Besides Michael Douglas, Lawrence Bass did.
Ice Hockey at the Copacabana. They have an ice rink, they have players, they just don't have a team!
Thanks brasilouco.
"Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat." -- Chinese proverb.
Now that you've had a minute or two to ponder the depth of the above quote, think for a moment about your own dealing with The Law. So How Dodgy Are You?
Thanks kimbal.
The Guide Horse Foundation. A non-profit charity dedicated to providing free guides for visually impaired individuals. For when we run out of golden retrievers.
Many young people around the world use the internet every day, and yet they have no memory of the history that led to the creation of the global network. Many have no understanding of how or why the internet has developed. So here is.....the history of the internet.
Reliant Vehicles. Established in 1935 by Tom Williams, Reliant have produced many vehicles over the years, both 3 and 4-wheelers. The chart below leads to further information about each model.
Besides that, they look really funny!
Naked tennis, anyone? A Florida nudist colony is planning what it's calling the first-ever webcast of a nude tennis tournament.
Thanks soldout.
And if you miss me the rest of this day. Just follow me to Ernie's House of WhoopAss!
Mayhem & Chaos Hair. I hate normal hair, and it really has no place on my head. I prefer to use my head as a canvas onto which my hairdresser Billy Grady can paint the whacky creations that we dream up.
A 31-year-old man sawed his head off in full view of staff and customers at a supermarket in Richards Bay, northern KwaZulu-Natal, on Monday afternoon, police said.
Not his smartest move ever I guess.
Tonight I will be at 013 for a concert of the Golden Earring. I'm sure I'll have a great evening!
Washing his horses at a car wash didn't seem like a bad idea to Jess Yager until it turned out to be illegal.
The You’re In Control system uses computation to enhance the act of urination. Sensors in the back of a urinal detect the position of a stream of urine, enabling people to play interactive games on a screen mounted above the urinal.
The police in Germany are qiute narrowminded: you can't even walk through Aachen with a severed head in your hands!
An Oneonta firefighter was seriously injured while trying to restrain a bat-wielding teenager trying to film a prank for television, police said Monday. The boy only tried to get on "Jackass".
If you're going to videotape your Star Wars fighting skills on a school camera, remember to remove the cassette when you're done. Watch this embarrassingly good video.
"Perfectio In Spiritu" and "Ut Amem Et Foveam"? They are David Beckham's new tattoos.
Don't these cats and dogs look nice? Oh no, wait a minute, they're all freeze dried!
Introducing Landeez, the all-terrain and beach wheelchair that is reshaping the lives of people around the world. Until now, wheelchairs could not provide access to the most beautiful areas of parks and beaches. Thanks to the Landeez all-terrain wheelchair, all of that has changed.
Baywatch Birmingham. This is so great, laughing all over the place.
Via babygrandpa.
There are lots of crafty things people do to save money. Some are good ideas, some are lousy ideas, and some are downright criminal.
You might be freaked out if a knife-wielding thug entered your house, but it's nothing out of the ordinary for David Lee Roth. Maybe he thought Californian Girls entered his home.
Actress Renee Zellweger caused controversy in New York when she helped start a charity fun run and promptly dashed off in a different direction to go shopping.
Just her own charity?
fellatioprobonohumani.com is dedicated to raising awareness surrounding the merits of giving and receiving good head.
You're in a foreign country. You need a doctor. No one speaks your language. What do you do? What thousands of other savvy travelers are doing all over the world. Pointing to Kwikpoint. Kwikpoint is a colorful, laminated picture card that lets you communicate with anyone, regardless of language, simply by pointing to pictures.
Of course you'll need an internet connection first....
Ever wondered why women don't do any bullfighting?
It's from flabber, who need your help finding hosting for their huge traffic every day!
Playboy Magazine is celebrating it's 50th anniversary in 2003. Every magazine, newspaper and entertainment TV show is going on, and on, and on, about the socioeconomic implications and Playboy's influence on fashion and modern morality. Enough. Playboy is about one thing. Jerking off.
Men think they can steer a trolley down a supermarket aisle better than women can.
Hi there. I am the Big Bad Chinese Mama. As you can tell, I am a sweet and lovely lotus blossom. Why, just look at me. Aren't I the most delicate thing you have ever seen?
Inspirational stories from people who have asked themselves: What Would Judas Do?
Welcome to Nude Horseback Ride.com. Featuring nude bareback horse and pony riding. This could get very painful I think.
Welcome to the Online Labyrinth. This is an online translation of the Cathedral Labyrinth.
Please remove your shoes and click to begin the Labyrinth.
I don't care much for videogames, but when it comes to the Top 10 Babes in Games I'm all ears (..ehmm eyes)
The boss of the mafia family on which the Sopranos series is believed to be based was executed by one of his own soldiers because he was gay.
Naked burglar suspect arrested near Naples condo. I don't know what his main goal was...
Drunk and Disorderly will surely get you through the weekend.
So your friends are over for a visit and you want to show them how well your dog is trained.
What do people do when they have way too much spare time? They build themselves a 747 Simulator.
Hi I am an exciting and busty lady in the Chicagoland area. Date her while you can!
Via rick rock.
Coca-Cola promotes drink with 'swastika' robots. Clever marketing or very disturbing?
Hey folks, now you can complete your CD collection by purchasing this awesome Fart and Burp CD. This CD contains over 100 original farts & Burps from this website including some never heard before! That's right, your favorite farts and burps from the Gas Page.
An Adelaide magistrate told an Aboriginal defendant she was a "druggie" who would "die in the gutter", before handing her a six-week suspended sentence for a crime that attracts a maximum $750 fine.
The Lost Art of Seduction. Or...how to trick a woman into letting you do things to her.
A 29-year-old man in Titusville was struck and killed by a train as he apparently tried to run and beat it to cross the tracks Monday night, according to a report.
Stupid enough for you?
Saddam Hussein is alive and will deliver a message in the next three days, it has been reported.
Bathers in Rio de Janeiro clubbed several sharks to death, including a 6-foot long pregnant shark after a suspected attack last week near the famed Copacabana beach
Mary is looking for a relationship, but "If I were going to be in a dating relationship, I'd need a man who doesn't masturbate because he wants to have sex with only his wife."
Celebrity Tippers: The Saints and the Scum.
The true test of inner peace and civility is in how generously one tips. All servers know that.
To the ladies (if they visit this ite...): if your boyfriend owns a digital camera, don't get drunk.
Surely you can spare a minute to clean your ears? Take a one-minute vacation from the life you are living. One-minute vacations are unedited recordings of somewhere, somewhen. Sixty seconds of something else. Sixty seconds to be someone else.
She's French and she knows it, so slap the French right out of her! The faster the better.
Tiny Pinocchio. The world's smallest dog, only 2.75 inches at the shoulder. And they're proud of it.
A seven-year-old boy who was admitted to hospital with stomach pains was actually "pregnant" with his twin brother.
Jack Osbourne In Rehab. Clinic officials won't reveal what he's being treated for.....but with that kind of family background.....
The Surgery of Ancient Rome. A display of surgical instruments from antiquity. Makes me happy to be living in these days.
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | Extreme |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | Low |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | High |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Moderate |
| Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | High |
| Level 7 (Violent) | Moderate |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Very High |
| Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | Moderate |
Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test
A Seattle peep-show girl shares stories of her customers and adventures stemming from her bare-it-all behavior.
Simply forget about the Iraqi card deck, this is the one I want: the Pornstar Deck.