If you think your job sucks... Game keepers in this zoo have to help masturbate gorillaz!
They are in a conflict with their employer to decide whether this is part of their duties, the games keepers think it does :)

I just added a link to confound in the menu on the left, because there's lots to see over there.

The Jam Master of Run DMC was shot yesterday. R.I.P.

I think you all know by now that I like Kiss.

The bathroom habbits study!

Kimbal sent me this great link on the Iraqi Precedency.

Things you don't want to hear when you're on a blinddate.

Welcome to The Little Kingz Homepage, and welcome to rock and roll history in the making.

Check out all the things Nico finds in the trash.

www.llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch.com: Welcome to the World's Longest Single Word Domain Name!

The activity in the world is illuminating.

Pink is a partygirl, so watch her at the beginning of the party and at the end.

Beat the fat with the fit and beautiful Mistress Victoria, internationally certified personal trainer/group fitness instructor and NYC dominatrix. You should really watch the videos.

Can you guess the people that wrote these autographs?

Thank you Brussels: no more Grand Prix in the Formula 1 at Spa-Francorchamps!

Mac-freaks on pr0n-freaks will like this one.

Is this the new map of the USA?

And you thought bibs are for little humans only? Every woman should have one.

Relicious pointed me out to this site loaded with Germans who are...uhmmm...loaded.

Now you are God. Start punishing!

Meet-an-inmate

Do you like girls? Of course you do. Also one of the girls on this page?

Are you any good with paper? Try to make your own Sydney Opera House.

I guess this guy really hates his friends by now.

I guess these guys don't like terrorists: Die terrorist die.

Even celebrities can get arrested and their picture will surely be taken and, of course, published on the internet: the mugshots.
From confound.

Victoria's Secret Christmas catalog has something for everybody, or should I say every woman's body?

Here you will find Jackass footage that MTV never showed. Some of you people already know these pictures. For the people who don't know it yet... Enjoy.
Link via random-abstract.

Some dentist in Russia: enter an elevator, make it do an emergency stop, get some kids unconscious and remove their teeth.

What can you do to make a dictator from the 1940's look modern in the year 2002?

Just in time for Halloween: have a mask of your favorite corrupt CEO.

All the things that change after university. You go from 130 days of holidays to 20.

How to remove your eye. Would you ever try this yourself?

You're never too old to learn: A man from Adelaide got his PhD at 92 years old.

If you want to drive around safe, you may think of buying a bullet-proof car, delivered to your door.

The women line up to be Miss Prison in Lithuania. Because of privacy aspects there are no pictures...

We come in peace, second season, even better now.

Over here at Poo-Price - you can calculate how much your poo is really worth !!

Do the Hustle

Want a free dinner? Sign up for dinner at John's house in London.

Show your appreciation for the Russians, buy a hat.

What to do in the event of a nuclear war?

All the Presidents I Banged.
An Uncle Melon Interview with Randi Grinder.
I found this link at Dimi3.

Watch Hollywood right through the sign.

If you need some great stuff visit Chasem. Links and fun stuff all around!

Waste those duckies en get in the top 10.

Big Brother real style: your own home is on the internet.

A different type of sneak preview.

At the G-spot I found this great site about the ever-changing hair styles of Dennis Rodman.

Trailer trash people of Missouri, this site is dedicated to you!

Customers are not always right, some times they just suck.

The sexiest 100 people alive. You better check if your favorite one is listed.

The adventures of the boy with immovable hair.

"If you died on the International Dateline, and half of you were on 1 side and the other half on the other side, what day would you die?" and other crazy thoughts.

Get in shape with Tony Blair. Work out at Downing Street 10.

Everyone wants to have a ride in the Ultimate Taxi in Aspen.

The kittens are at it again. This time with rock 'n roll.

Yesterday I went out to see Bløf, a great band with a great show.
Over there I heard even the crew got their own website: Bløfcrew.nl

Pick some famous people you think are going to die soon, whoever gets the most points wins...

Some stuff to get the talks started at parties: wind-up wankers.

These quotes are complaints at a public health clinic in St. Paul that treats people for sexually transmitted diseases. Talk dirty to me.

I'm waiting for someone to call me after I cast this spell.

This is one to start the weekend with: the Miss No Swim Suit Competition.

No no no no no no no no: manties.
Via analpink.

Say what you will about the members of the "I married my step-daughter" club, but they sure know how to party...

I don't understand everything that is written at by Gilda, but the links are worth visiting.

When you want to join a circus one of the best jobs is to be a juggler.
But you have to master the art of juggling first.
Thanks Kimball.

Hey, it's Pacman.

The oldest woman in the world is no other than Yoda, the Jedi Master.

A bizarre story: Valerie Charles, a 23 year old woman, disguised herself as a boy and had a relationship with a 14-year-old girl.

Do you work in a dangerous occupation? According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, these are the top 10 most dangerous jobs.
Hmm, somehow I don't nuy this: System Administrator is not listed.

Look at the guy in the suit! Hilarious.

There's a new fashion accesssory this fall. Sorry, but the real ones are better than fake ones.

For now we have to deal with these pictures of Sonja Silva, but the January issue of the Dutch Playboy will contain her nude pictures.

Linkdump: Bandwidth Limit Exceeded. The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to the site owner reaching his/her bandwidth limit. Please try again later.
How did this happen?

Terrorism of bare bellies? At least in Newcastle this is.

Daniella is into the stuff of my previous post too. She posted another new item: Gummydongs.

I Rub My Ducky Homepage. This item will be big around Christmas. And I'm not surprised Aria Giovanni owns one too.
This link is via Juul.

Heikinpäivä 2002 Mid-Winter Festival: This is not in Scandinavia, it's in Michigan.

City officials yesterday shut down the ``Mattapan Ice Breaker'', an abandoned school bus where neighborhood teens allegedly would pay $3 a pop to loose their virginity to drug-addicted prostitutes.

How to walk down a high-school hallway. Walking in a group of three is most affective, especially if you are the leader of the group.

These people all look surprised, but they're not. They are all whistling.

The official accountants page: real ultimate power.

I like soccer and occasionally I like to watch volleyball. But you can do those sports at the same time.

They call this fashion? I call it racism!

Princes Charles and William, his son, were `grossly misled' by police. Their butler never danced in Diana's dresses.

The boy has got his own money. No it's not Eddie Murphy in Comming to America.

She loves me! hehe

Check it out for yourself: the really big button that doesn't do anything.

The Anne Widdicombe Experience. There's a queue, but you will love to wait.

Race around by using the keys O, P, Q, and W.

Maybe it's time to use a different search-engine than Google, because the censor sites.

Colds, flu and other infections can now be traced back to the people who passed them on.

In conservative Saudi Arabia, men determine the size of women's underwear.
Via kijkmeaanalsik.com

There's a new one in the category "I have a website, give me money": dating amy.

Reporters Without Borders is publishing the first worldwide press freedom index.
Guess which country is tied at number 1? Right: the Netherlands.

When you gotta go you gotta go, but don't take it this seriously.

If only my wife was this dirty.

1000 people more annoying than Simply Red's Mick Hucknall.
Currently over 800 are listed but you are welcomed to add your most irritating celebrity.
Link via punkey.

Now that it's getting colder outside you should start making plans for building your igloo.

It's all about socks.

There's fast and there's faster. That's when you break the sound barrier.

If Halloween is like this I welcome it to Europe.

Please don't have a look at this site. It' way too gross!
Why would anyone put this online? Do you have a clue, because I don't!

Hello, my name is Mahir, this is my homepage and I eat your balls.

Streakers unite. Even in court they stand up for each other.

Enrique Iglesias had a concert in Romania. It was all playback. But some of the soundboard guys recorded hir real voice from the microphone output. Scarry!!

Mr.T was always the most important member of the A-Team: He drove the van so he knew where they were going. Now you can join him as Mr.T goes for a drive.

Elmer Fudd is so famous he has his own Google version.

How to create fake photos of ghosts? When you have mastered that skill, don't tell your friends about it, but scare them.

I think mookie will really like this site, just because it's about 600,000 photographs of New York to be published.

Interview with Marissa Mayer, Product Manager, Google on the things we can expect in the future.

Say Hello to the world.

If you're an expert on candy bars, you should not run into any problems.

The least popular websites.

The Naked Cowboy is not alone anymore. Mindy Ann has joined him as the Naked Cowgirl.

From Windows to Mac has never been so easy.

People die in the strangest ways: Andreas Plack, 23, bled to death in Merano, Italy, after persuading his cousin, Christian Kleon, 29, to cut open his leg with a chainsaw so that he could claim £330,000 on an insurance policy. Keon was charged with murder.

Cool: Student surprised to see black hole eat a star.
Half of the star fell into the black hole, and the other half was ejected in a gravitational sling-shot.

If you would like me to create an "about me" part for my blog tell that in the comments...

Don Henley encouraging everyone to “Download all you want”. “The record companies have been ripping artists off for years”, he said. “Go ahead. I’d rather lose money to you than them. I don’t have a contract with you.” I like him.

Very sad that I won't be able to see this:



Paul Stanley: "When the Melbourne Symphony teams up with KISS, I promise the result will be no less than a symphonic sonic boom. Beethoven and Mozart will rise up dancing with fists raised as we unleash a spectacle that will be both classic and classical. This time it's black tie AND black leather."

I thought Oakley made sunglasses. Now the make $500,- hats too.
I think they just do that because it's close to haloween.

The bubbles in Guiness Beer sink to the bottom rather than float to the top like all other beers. No one knows why.
And other strange facts.

Steven Spielberg's stalker encounter with a woman who claimed he planted a mind-control device in her brain.

I guess Steve Irwin was not around when a four-metre crocodile was found with the body of a German tourist.

Yes, Goodfellas was a great movie and I am funny.

School was never like this in my time.

The largest ever attack on the internet is in full process.

And you say you're a soccer fan? Prove it.

Tiger Woods is not only good at golf, he is also great in picking his girl.
Found it at relicious.

Were you ever any good at Rubik's cube?

I know it's not safe for work, but Amsterdambabe provides you with a nice read!

Microsoft Longhorn.
See the screenprints while they're available!

Is the sniper connected with Hannibal Lecter? That's what mass murderer David Berkowitz believes.
That's an interesting theory.

Actor Sean Penn payed $56,000,- for an advertisement in the Washington Post accusing George W. Bush of stifling debate and threatening civil liberties.
Now that's a great act. Maybe Bush will reply to the public now?

Take a Soulbath.

Don't drink and drive Texan style. I sure hope this works!

Rolling Stone and Christina Aguilera go well together.

A Dutch traditional game: throw your PC

I bet you didn't know the world record for cycling backwards and playing a violin at the same time is set at 60,45 km in 5 hours and 9 minutes.
Whoever came up with that idea?

Woody Harrelson says what a lot of people from other countries would like to say as well: "I'm an American Tired of American Lies"

This is a nice game of stripsnake that I found at Anothersite.

Cup stacking. This is something you have to see to believe!
Thanks kimbal!

How much is in your bottle of ketchup? Or in your toothpaste?
Find out how much is inside almost everything.

Kiss Hank's ass.

If you like Britney so much, you should create your own for use at home.

The FBI confirms that the sniper is not God.
Todd Jenkins of the FBI: "We've investigated it thoroughly, and we're pretty certain it's a hoax. He's just trying to mislead us."

10 things is a weblog surely worth visiting! Go over there and come back afterwards!

I have to get me one of these custom painted cars:

There comes a time in most relationships that one of the two parties wants to end it - and about that time all hell breaks loose. This is a great example of that hell breaking loose.

This terrorist group totally has the wrong name, if you know what I mean: MILF.

Say no to hardcore porn and get hardcore for God. It's funny though.

A new survey has revealed that 90% of Europeans actually thought the September the 11th attacks were funny. Who did they question for this? Not me.....

Compaq is serious about the ANY key problem.

Maybe you have seen or even used the two buttons (1 and 2) left-below to link to my blog.
Somehow I am not really satisfied with these. Is there maybe anyone out there wanting to create
a new one for me at 88 x 31 pixels? There's an e-mail link on the left too. I'd like it to be a sexy one though......

Naked men get excited over dressed salesgirls in the South of France.

Worldwide I Hate Mayonnaise Club.

Man appeals 'unreasonable' sentence for holding girl for 9 years. They should double his sentence!

Saltyt has found, as always, the nice paparazzi pictures. This time the one where Sarah Jessica Parker gets soaking wet.

Should I stalk William Shatner?

The sniper has changed targets: he's now hunting for harddrives.

Create your own comic!

Battle Ships - General quarters is really cool. Take some time and play this game!
Found this one on a site that will keep you busy for hours, again and again: Drewskillz

Is the Washington area sniper a regular visitor of Gun Guys?
Or maybe the shooter is a woman and she visits Armed Females of America?

Charles Haffy wanted to change his name to "God", but it was not allowed.
No of course not, it seems a person by that name already lives in the Washington area.

There are so many ways we could be wiped of the earth.

Top 96 lines that would sound cool if read by Darth Vader.
I found this one at kill ugly radio.

Don't use your cellphone in traffic! They'll just make fun of you.

I am Stoner Smurf: what's your Smurf name?

This really scared the shit out of me!

You'll remember this one: Simon Swears.
Thanks Kimbal!

What did Buster Keaton and Harold Lloyd have in common? They both missed fingers.

Spiderman does the Ketchup song. And just to add more fun: it's a karaoke version as well!

Some grafitti

What is Yahooing Beer? It's steeling beer from a convenience store and yell Yahoo when you walk outside. For the moment these robberies only take place in the U.S., but I think this will spread in no time...
From Fark.

Screwdrivers are bad, so we should ban them!

Screenshot of the week.

Giant lures, something to be proud of and show it.

What do dogs do when you're out? They dress up as humans and party!

Fed up working your ass off at Mac Donalds for the minimum wage while some lazy git sits in an office getting rich off your back?
Join the MacDonalds workers resistance.

In 1815 Britain defeated Napoleon, but what if that never happened? Whose heads would roll at the guillotine?

Buzkashi, which literally translated means "goat grabbing" is the national sport of Afghanistan.

Are you fed up with the endless parade of tacky, polyester clad, overly sincere Elvis impersonators?
We present to you the ultimate one: Fat Elvis.

Music reversals, but no secret messages.

Kurt Cobain's diary: ‘If You Read You’ll Judge’.

If you want to make a wish, you have to wait for a falling star. Waiting time is over....

A baby's night out to the opera.

Too stupid: taking part in a Jackass stunt for MTV. It goes wrong so you sue the network?

Woman, 74, dies during sex with young lover. He was only 26. Was she that attractive?
Via sixdifferentways.

Holocaust denier ordered offline, and that's good news!!!

There are people who have really been to Hell. That is Hell, Michigan.

Welcome to CousinCouples.com! This interactive site is for those romantically involved with their cousin.
Isn't that illegal? We're not all from a trailerpark!

For tourists: a death trip through Hollywood.

If you need a personal bodyguard you should hire David Marks.

Want to know what a biker fest looked like in the seventies?

And O.J.Simpson is not 100% sure that he is innocent anymore. What happened?

Yes, rocks are sexy.

Well, I'm off for the weekend. Going to Francorchamps in the Belgian Ardennes. Lots of food and lots of beer!
Have a nice weekend!

Of you want to create your own slapstick movies there's help for you.

If you want to look like a bug, and who wouldn't want that, all you need to do is buy these glasses.

They know how to party.

A star of his size deserves a movie: Ron Jeremy.

If you really, really like the Alphaville song "Forever Young" get their clothes too.

A great song performed by a great band.

Walking with your Gameboy. Only available in Japan.

In the near future: cutting up onions without tears.

Ultra evil and Satanic Black Metal art....
prepare for war....
prepare for THOTH....

This is a cool thesaurus site. Find out what words mean in style.

Check out the people arrested this week involved in prostitution.

The real Lisa Marie Presley tells all.

I bet these artists will top the charts this year!

Tiny nibbles, dedicated to the orally fixated.

Do you know when it's time to get a boob-job?

I dare you to keep this site on Sean Connery open for 60 seconds!!

If you're still stuck in the 80's you may want to play those arcade games again.

The boob-patrol is out again.

Crazy Ass 13 is a site I know you will like. They like mine as well.

Bond, Violin Bond. Not four strings, but G strings.

They're doing a sequel to the movie the Goonies. If you look at the cast you may realize it's a bit too late for a sequel...

Boardgames still rule. Now you can even create you rown personalized Monopoly.

Restaurant manager charged in sniper hoax. He just wanted a day off.

Candy the Crack Whore and other Muppets Jim Henson didn't want us to see.

Please don't believe this girl who wants to have her boobjob financed. When you look at her photo it's obvious she could use one, but it's so fake.

This Lamborghini could have been created by the A-Team.

Everybody knows masturbation is evil. That's why anti-masturbation tools have been developped.
Found it a humeuristisch.

This Russian girl would like to come over and marry you.

Now you be the judge. It's not the hardest job in the world.

Here's a site to spend lots of hours. Nothing but the best from Photoshop contest.

Having fun with balloons?

Remember: nobody fucks with Jesus!

Great shirt

`Beaujo-Laid': Porn actress Savanna Samson wants to be a wine critic.

Fake doctor accused of cosmetic mutilations. And her attorney isn't a better person: "It's unfair to call her Beautykiller," he adds. "She hasn't killed anyone, and none of these women was a beauty."

Welcome to my terrific, fantastic, far-out website! GlitterRock is here!
My first number will be a little tune called "Take Over The World" that I'm sure will top the charts! Enjoy..."

You want a good job. search for it at Google, but nowhere else.

Yasmin Bleeth: can you tell the difference before and after.

I don't get this: in Thailand they celebrate the Anual Vegetarian Festival by putting hooks in meat of real people?

The Force will not be with the guy that put bootleg copies of Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones on the internet.
Does anyone have a copy, heh heh.

Saw Christina Aguilera's new video. Quite nice I have to say.
All that's left for her to do is find a good song......

Do you ever wonder what you looked like in a past life? Were you an entertainer, a king or queen or a street beggar?
This is only for true believers.

Here is the Countdown to the wonderous legal beer drinking age of 21 (that's of course for the U.S.). The Twins just so happen to have their birthdays on the same day. Imagine that!

The Brazilian Wax isn't just for Brazilian girls anymore

Please, can someone tell me what's wrong in here?

For those that like a spider now and then.

I think you have to be major stupid to be into branding.

HippyBikes.com is scheduled to officially open mid-November. But now is your chance to pre-order your HippyBike and save big.

If you happen to own a BMW, you make take advantage of this easter egg.

Yes, we all know this is the leader of the free world.

How to break out of a prison: you need a rope, a pice of pipe or a gun.

Smurfs for the senate?

Rule number one: if it's on the internet it has to be true!

I bet you can't do this with Michael Jackson using Photoshop.

The many faces of George W. Bush. He still looks scarry.

And now they have developped a special briefcase for executives.

Do you like your sandwiches toasted?

JBOOTS: a site about a man with a passion for Big Boots, Stinking Socks and Feet and more.
He's just one smelly guy.

Is this a new fettish or what? Sleeping beauties.

Hey, and I just saw brrrzz is back blogging over here....welcome back!

Surprise your loved one with a special birthday cake from Masturbakers.

I'm not into insects, but a bug feast seems nice.

Here you can find a site were you can design your own personel shopping card to replace all those dull shopping cards you have. The comments are in Dutch, but there is a large gallery, so take a look.

Even in Iceland nights can get hot. Especially when you join the local belly dance club.

Do the Google dance.

'Lesbian sex was far too tame'. That's what a lot of viewers complained about when calling the BBC.
I agree, no more soft porn on TV, only the good stuff.

Some are scarry, others are just plain fun: forbidden thoughts on 9/11.

What's the difference between New York and Amsterdam. Not much if you look around at this site. Or are there other differences?

The man reportedly saw the porn tape with his wife in it at a local video store. Yeah right....

I used to think that dishwashers would fill completely up with water. Imagine my surprise one day when my Mom opened the dishwasher to add another dish! And many more at I used to believe.

Peeball: the game that changed the way millions of men go to the toilet.
Found this link at everlasting blort.

Talking about a family in troubles:
An Israeli couple are preparing to divorce after the man summoned a prostitute to his hotel room only to discover she was his daughter.

60 billion E.T.s are on their way back to reclaim the planet!

I don't like skateboarding, but I do like extreme skateboarding.

First look to your left, than to your right and left again. That's the way to cross a street.
If you don't you may end up on this site.

Pickupyourowndamnsocks

I will not be around much today, so check out the redbrain.

What do pit-babes do when there is no Grand Prix?
They visit car-shows. I think they're just addicted to cars.

Every guitar player in the world they are at risk of getting seriously ill. It's called the Guitar Face.

Some people find the Slugs of Oregon to be upsetting to their stomachs. View this page at your own risk.

And now for something completely different: the Head Band Brothers.

By the way, have you checked out louse101?

The title of this website says it all: superburp.tk

Hey, even my Iron Maiden - Rock in Rio DVD contains easter-eggs.

Corn Start: a cornival of freaks.

Talking about homeless people as convertibles is not funny, or is it?

Google explains new page rankings.

Whoever thougt of publishing a manual on "How to turn on your Computer" on the Internet has to be a bit retarded. Ot's already turned on when you watch that page, dumbass.
This one came of Razzz.

Babygrandpa is is having a bet of getting 200 visitors a day before October 16th.
It's all about a case of Jupiles-beer, which we know gives us nothing but gas. Maybe we'd better help him out.

I just don't like my birth name and I want to change it. Can I choose any name I want? Read it in the F.A.Q.'s
These people have read them too and changed theirs.

The one and only Mile High Club.

Not everyone has an entrance ticket to Heaven. Some people are going straight to Hell.
And now there's a museum of those people.
Via the presurfer.

I am left-handed and I run into small problems all the time.
But here's the solution: buy left-handed stuff to ease up your life.

Are you a Barca fan? Try playing around with Kluivert, Cocu and Luis Enrique in this game.

A fast Homda is always better than a normal one. Therefor you have to tune your car.

Black Beans Worldtour.

Thins to do with Plastic Wrap Foil. (NSFW)

I dare you to play Russian Roulette.

Yesterday I had no updates. This was due to the funeral we had to attend of my wife's grandmother.
It was a beautiful funeral though. But now I'm back.

To me this is no surprise: Children with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) have brains that are measurably smaller than those of unaffected children.

Do you think I can break into your computer? Let's try it now.

Classifieds for everyone. I am sure you too will find something you like.

This is for every John Woo or Steven Spielberg wannabee: create your own movie.

The Hard Rock Hotel in Orlando, Florida, is making sure guests don't rest in peace for Halloween.

Because it's too cold to go to the beach myself, I will post this gallery to keep you warm.
It's from core39.

At least this guy was warmed up for his race.

South African beaches will not be as sexy as the European ones.

Strange newspaper headlines. Who ever came up with ones like this one:
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead.

What happens when it rains deer, no not beer.

Veronique de Kock is not happy with her topless pictures from St. Tropez on the internet and she would like to have them removed.
But keep turning up in different places. Right now they're here.

Here's your chance to see the nerd watches from the 80's.



Found this link at Flabbergasted.

You don't have to wait for a commercial break on television to see your favorite ads.

This artitst is also known by the artiste names Indian Princess Leoncie, and Icy Spicy Leoncie.
She sings in several different languages such as English, Hindi, Icelandic, Danish, Arabic & Konkani, from Goa-India.
Wow, quite a performer.

Get it on with Mistress Alana.
She specialises in trampling, spankin, nipple torture etc. and look at her face.

Greenpeace have an opinion on almost everything, even on Environmentally-Friendly Sex.
So you'd better turn off the lights when having sex. And if you want to see your partner, have sex during daytime....

If you've been stuck in traffic this morning you might try this little game and get rid of your frustration.

A great, yet spooky picture of a black hole in the Milky Way.

Here is a collection of current and historical search data Google has published related to the events of September 11, 2001. Not very surprising....

The biggest loser. And he wants to make money on the internet.......

So you've decided to be Evil.

If you live in Europe than this can be handy for you: all european TV-guides.

Natasha Twiss has one simple piece of advice for anyone considering getting their tongue pierced – don't.

Oh look, how cute! But my wife would never let me dress up our son like this.

Ronaldo could do with some more sex before a game, I think:

www.frau-am-steuer.de/: women behind the wheel.

Make sure you check out Sandi's Graphic Garage. A real cool site with great pics!

I have got my own guestmap up. Also on the left in the menu. Show your location!
Found this real great thing at coolio's.

Better get your new furniture at FurniturePorn.

Coca Cola rumors in the Middle East.

Jesus saves, but not all people.

Meet the Hawaiian Happyface Spider .

It seems you can get almost any invention patented. See this gallery of wacky patented inventions.

Chinese Evel Knieval dies. He tried to jump the Great Wall on his bike but, oops, he fell a little short.

Is this the way Americans see the world? Or not?

Andy Milonakis - child actor.
Thanks Nick.

I have no idea why this guy has scanned these pictures, but be glad he has... Your acne is no way as bad as this.
So don't go near any sharp objects.

Something like Wicked Weasel, but a little different. A little less fabric: Double Take Microwear.

A visible tattoo is always nice to watch.

Britney is doing the asscrack thing again.

Yes that's right, gentlemen, or ladies, you, too, can apply through this very web page to be my ex-boyfriend. Just fill out the form and if you match the Certified Ex Boyfriend Profile I promise to let you know just as soon as I get around to it!

Drinking hurts, especially if you don't listen to sober people.

Some bad ass fooling around with Lego: Escher's "Ascending and Descending".

So this is where CNN gets their inside information.

It's gross, but the 900 Club actually has members.

The World's Biggest Cock. This is really unbelievable!

Enter the contest to blow the world's biggest bubbles.

Lies, lies and even more lies. A lot of things you ever heard are complete lies!

Have you ever seen those girls on different sites with different names? Mostly beautiful or slutty.
Mostly it's fakers that use the pictures. Now you can determine which people are fake.

Real lifestyle barbies. Finally not the all-perfect girls.
Goth Barbie, Exotic Dancer Barbie and the Sorority Slut Barbie.

Arrested for the 128th time for being drunk in public.

Beat the calculator.

Your final chance to get a college degree: Holio College.

Forget the Spice Girls, see this german band Naked.

A UFO researcher claims he's pinpointed the location of an alien implant: Inside the butt of bombshell Jennifer Lopez.
I bet he wants to search for it himself.

A panty thief gets 8 years in prison. I wonder how long he will wear his lingerie in there, heh heh.

Porn star Dolly Buster says Oliver Kahn should have passive sex before games.
I hope they don't show that on TV, can you imagine the footage?

Pregnant tummies 'punishment for sex'. I don't see it as a punishemnt!

This is about bugs, not computer bugs, but live ones. The city of Philadelphia has declared war on them.

If you're a movie freak you should know this one: What movies did we take these computer screen snaps from?

A whore is a man's best friend.
"Going to a prostitute is like going to a restaurant: it’s fast, comfortable, different, and you don't have to wash the dishes after your meal."

Popcorn is going to be introduced in the Far East this year. Why not earlier? Because they had no chopsticks for popcorn.

I'm not to keen on vegetables, but maybe in the near future I will try some lettuce.

'Muhammad Was a Terrorist'
"Jesus set the example for love, as did Moses," Falwell says. "I think Muhammad set an opposite example."
Saying those things will bring world peace closer. Dumb ass.

Viagra kills the need for boobies. That's my conclusion after reading this article on Hugh Hefner.

Luigi has suffered for 10 years, now you can help him out.

Doctors in the United Kingdom were shocked when they discovered that a 16-year old girl was pregnant for the tenth time.

The motto's for all the states in the U.S.

So everyone speaking English should become American? No thank you.

Now bikers can get the funeral they always wanted.
I'm not sure if a helmet is included in the package.

Pornography star Teri Weigel has won a $500,000 lawsuit.
But Weigel didn't get all she wanted for her pain and suffering. She had asked for $3 million.

The rise & fall of the Meta Keywords Tag.

What is your knowledge of sex? Follow me and sexercise your brain.

The suicide bikini girls hit Madrid.

The Domestic Discipline & Spanking Web Site.
This guy is more into spanking than webdesign.
Link via the aardvark.

In the UK (where else?) scientists made a study for the world's funniest joke.

If you're going to be bitten by a vampire it might as well be her.

If you're planning a holiday to Spain, you better visit this site first so you are able to swear in their own language.

These images of Mushroom clouds are things you only want to see on the internet and not in your daily life.

To all the ladies: this is where you should get your shoes.

Last will and testament of Elvis Aaron Presley.

Arsehole in a BMW.

This is great: Googlefight. Type 2 opposite words and let them fight.

Woman sentenced for ripping out boyfriend's genital, yet he still wants to marry her.

So Justin admitted he performed oral sex on Britney.
This is from apechild, from now on featuring in the linklist on the left.

“Getting a designer vagina has never been easier, strut your assets, with a perfect and enhanced vagina that will be the envy of your girlfriends and the praise of your lover”

Is this going to be next year's fashion?

Which scenario is worse? You decide.

This has to be the best Pepsi commercial ever!
Not that it changes anything to the taste Coke is still much better.

The world of illusions.

The largest collection of volunteer submitted toilet pictures in the world! They're doing their part to help you find a little relief!

The pyramide of Cheops remains a mystery, but new things are revealed all the time.

The best fake Rolex watches you will find anywhere.

Weapons for ladies.

If you like building sandcastles, but you live nowhere near a beach, use this site.

Man sentenced for indecent exposure: he used a pumpkin in his backyard.
Hint: take your vegetables inside!

Piercing is getting way out of hand, but would you buy these ones?

Scarry: all the things you can catch in a restroom. No, George Michael is not included.

Hey, Julie Strain shops here. More women should.

Fun facts you probably would like to know:
The airplane Buddy Holly died in was the "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

Too much bare skin for New Yorkers?
This calls for a reaction from mookie!

Circlemakers: the home of UK's crop circle makers, not aliens.

It's true, some dwarfs like to be tossed.

They always said High school is Hell.

What lies beneath your keyboard?
Cockroaches, eyelashes - real and fake, big chunks of skin, blood, rat droppings, fingernails, hair, food?

Via Mister Pants I found this great collection of Kiss videoclips.
Now we only need the Farewell Tour to come to Europe.

This one is about the world championships on the greatest pinball machine ever: Indiana Jones.

Fortunately you don't have to be a real doctor to perform an autopsy anymore.

Get into space first class, this is very impressing!

You spin me round, like a record baby.

I'm just glad we didn't have a digital camera when I was a teenager, because pics of me and my friends could have ended up on this website.

Build your own Cyberbabe. Choose any part you like...

Vaginarts does not need any other ability then your sight.

They're right: even snowboarding can be done in your swimwear.

The Bikini Bandits, not your average robbers.

I work in an office where smoking is not allowed. But now I have found the solution: my cyber cigarette break.

The Lonely Astronaut. Wouldn't you be pissed if NASA left you on the moon 30 years ago?

And here's the proof that cuteness is carried on the X chromosome.

The ancient art of Japanese Tattooing has its own museum.

Maybe you don't already know it, but your ass is on the web.

Life's Little Destruction Book

The reason why I called this page "Radical for Jesus", is that I have decided to live a life as radical for Jesus, as possible.
But maybe he forgets that when he's in a bar or in bed with some hot woman.

Britney Spears is turned on by lesbian porn.
A friend said: "Britney is a real fan and loves watching Jenna Jamesons's videos. Jenna was really flattered, and she and Britney have become great pals."
Could they be doing a movie together?

Billy Bob Thornton is back with Angelina Jolie. And he cries over his sex addiction. Yeah right.....that's a nice way to get back with her.

Now you can create your own goth-girl.

Sentenced to 10 years in prison for stealing a 6-pack.
This didn't happen in some Third World country but in the U.S.

Youth gets 6 months prison for having sex with camel. He just loved the Camel's eyes.

So if you say a prayer first, it's OK for nuns to hit children?
Does it also work the other way around?

Ouch, poor kitten. Not for animal-lovers.

Denise Van Outen said her boobs are back because her boyfriend keeps playing with them.
She went straight from an A cup to a C cup. Some come on guys and give your women what they deserve.

She's not my mom, she's not your mom, she's Bikinimom.

Put your cat in the scanner and enter this contest.

How to tell if you're a bit of a slapper, which is ok by me.

Here something all men will like.
It will take some time to load.

So you're a fan of a big movie star? Send them an e-mail.

What do Val Kilmer and John Holmes have in common?

Body worlds: the anatomical exhibition of real human bodies. Very interesting.

Hoopee: a great site I found with lots of links and pics.

A guy with way too much spare time created this ASCII Star Wars movie.

There are a lot of idiots attending raves.

Vampire Lesbian Kickboxers - the movie

It seems not everyone is affected by the worldwide regression.
But my home isn't listed....

High velocity mashed potatoes taste just as good....

And now you can buy your cell phone and throw it away just as easy.

Klingon warrior women, they're mean yet beuatiful.
Via milk and cookies.

Belgian celebrities, most unknown to me, are selling their bra's.
With a certificate.

Remember Dustin Diamond. No, of course not. He used to be Schreech in "Saved By the Bell"
He teaches you how to become a superstar and sexsymbol, just like he is.....
Personally I prefer some other castmembers like Elizabeth Berkley and of course Tiffani-Amber Thiessen.

A very entertaining interview with cult porn star Ron Jeremy.

Microsoft's really hidden files.

This one is for all people pissed of because they received a speeding ticket: Kill the Camera.

100 ways to keep your testosterone flowing.

Sad but true: Hooters Air failed to get off the ground.

A Sheriff's office sends out Al-Qaeda warning based on an Onion article.

Print this form and take it with you on a first date. It helps for the future.

'In the time it takes the average person to read this story, 40 Asians will die of AIDS.'

Women suffering sexual problems are being prescribed vibrators on the National Health Service to help them rediscover their sex drive.
'Almost half of all women suffer from a sexual dysfunction' said Dr David Goldmeier.
So the other half owns a vibrator?